Canadians are the best!

>>126192429
>he could probably
>probably


Not even man enough to be confident in his reply

File: slide_391472_4765316_free.jpg (527KB, 1200x888px) Image search: [Google]

527KB, 1200x888px

>>126192429
Not with that glass jaw.

>>126192429
Are those, or are those not, fighting words?

>>ex KGB operative versus a gay faggot

>>126192429
This Canadian clown would get his glass mandible shattered by Vlad's first jab. He's a china-chinned joke, a prick with a Papier-mâché puss.

He would win because when you kill your enemies they win.

Putin was in the fucking kgb he would probably kill Trudeau in like 2 minutes with his bare hands

>>126192429
> Cuckdeau
> fight
What's he gonna do? Poke him with his chin?

>westerners this delusional

File: 1494944545170.gif (3MB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 500x500px

>>126192429
Former Drama teacher vs. former KGB agent
oh boi

Hail to thee, KING OF ALL LEAFS

>>126192429

Putin is accomplished in Judo, which is designed to defeat opponents that have height and weight advantages. Trudeau has a glass jaw, is skinny as fuck and probably hasn't lifted anything heavier than a large cup of coffee in the last 10 years.

so of course, Trudeau would win

>>126192429
I honestly wouldn't mind seeing King Leaf get BTFO by Putin. Imagine the look on his face as Vlad impregnates his whore wife.

>>126192429
> quite a good one at that according to my mother

Ogni scarrafone è bello a mamma soja

File: 1466411886409.jpg (15KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 300x300px

>>126192429
>45 year old "man" claims he could PROBABLY take a 64 year old man in a fight.
What a loser.

>>126193186

Its called not letting your enemy win

This shit can't be real.

Can we please get them to fight for real?

>>126192429
Putin is a professional fighter: a black belt in judo, a professional wrestler.

Trudeau is a beach yoga-trainer-grade instructor.

Despite Putin's old age, I'd bet 5 to 1 on Putin's victory.

Go ahead, try to fight a KGB dude and see what happens. What a dummy.

>>126192429
Macron take them both

>>126192429
hot :3
trudeau x macron bedroom wresting leaks when?

File: tmp_21859-1495182514722m-1876627568.jpg (87KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 1024x768px

>>126192429
Fucking delusional
Putin would rip out his fucking eyes from his sockets then make that faggot leaf swallow em.

Fuck Trudeau. Vote him out.

>>126192429
Ahahahahahahabahaha!!!!! Putin would kill him. Doeen't matter if there are rules agreed on in a fight. A fights a fight and you do whatever it takes to win.

>>126192429
Vladimir would rip him to shreds.

>>126192716
>I don't understand irony

You will when it rains on your wedding day you vulgar little man

>when you aren't even sure you could beat a granpa
Beta as fuck.

>>126193387

only if Trump makes a John Cena appearance

>>126192429
Old "Glass Jaw" Trudeau? Putting probably knows some really fucked up KGB techniques, he won't even kill Trudeau, he'll just break his mind

File: meanwhile in canada.jpg (26KB, 584x335px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 584x335px

>>126192429
>Canadians are the best!

>Yoga looser vs 6 Dan Judo and millitary selfdefense expert.

just random question.. do gay canadians have nothing to do beside sucking american dicks and bach at russians when those will nto even react on barking of the pudles?

File: based trudea knocks out a neo nazi.gif (818KB, 320x180px) Image search: [Google]

818KB, 320x180px

>>126192716
>>126192724
>>126192878
>>126192902
>>126193012
>>126193085
>>126193409
>>126193440
>>126193569
>>126193640
>>126193737
>Aesthetic, athletic, tall and handsome leader of one of the happiest countries in the world
>vs insecure manlet piece of shit dictator of an ex communist shithole

Hmmmmmmmmm

>>126192429
Let's make it happen

>>126192724
>That old fucks shirt
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>126192429
> “Well you may not be aware but I actually used to be a boxer, and quite a good one at that according to my mother,”
is the guy serious
i mean sure putin's old and short
but at least he's not learned to fight from his mother

>>126192429
Boxers train to fight with rules
KGB just teaches you how to kill. They teach you all the cheap moves to win.

I'd put my money on Putin.

>>126192429
>be monkey
>surf internet for stories
>Burrardstreetjournal
>"Seems legit"

Fucking idiot nigger

File: 2015612.jpg (181KB, 960x640px) Image search: [Google]

181KB, 960x640px

>>126193957
>leader of one of the happiest countries in the world

last week when i was in Canada i saw NONE who was happy. literally only bitching how hard it is to earn for a living or to enjoy it.

>>126193957
which one is which

>>126193957
is that even exercise?
all he's doing is extending his arms.

>>126193957
>beauty and the way your rule are relevant components in a 1v1 fight
Nope.

>>126194058
he wrecks everyone's shit equally

>>126193957
Aesthetic, athletic, tall, handsome leader of former ex communist shithole
vs.
insecure manlet piece of shit from a future communist shithole
FTFY

>>126193174
Putin's accomplishments in Judo amount roughly to weekly exercise and calisthenics. He practices, but it is not rigorous. The guy is what, 60 years old? He's not a judo master.

However, I still think he'd kick trudeau's ass physically, even as an old man against a guy half his age. Everything about trudeau screams superficial.

>>126194179
If you were in eastern Canada, I don't doubt you. Especially Ontario, it's basically a giant fucking gulag crawling with faggots and drunken indian zombies.

B.C. is a beautiful place to be, with plenty of nice towns and cities and good white people. Vancouver is basically Hong Kong, so get out of there.

>>126192429
It would be over in 10 seconds. Thinking about US presidents I think the only one that would put up a good fight is Honest Abe. He might be able to take Putin.

File: oh canada.webm (2MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x720px

>>126192724
>>126192429
>not posting the webm
I got you France

>>126192429
Putin is a manlet. He couldnt even come close to Trudeau.
Based leaf.

File: 56914055c361883f2a8b45ac.jpg (89KB, 900x500px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 900x500px

would buy tickets for that.

>>126194775
>>126192724
You idiots. Don't you even listen to the guy? If you let your enemies beat you, you win.

>>126194155
KGB trains you to get in a fistfight with a gun.

File: He-used-boxer.gif (662KB, 500x272px) Image search: [Google]

662KB, 500x272px

>>126194184
>>126194384

Putin 5 ft 5 LMAO
Trudeau is 6 ft 2

Fact. Can't handle facts? Awwww, triggered snowflake? Must've violated yo safespace wit dem facts and logic eh?

>>126193821
>I don't understand what irony is

File: 2522030510a3efba9019e36766e782bb61534075f0c1799acf59715a752f0457.jpg (373KB, 1172x1196px) Image search: [Google]

373KB, 1172x1196px

>>126193520
The battle of cucks

requesting rule 32 yaoi of trudeau fucking putin in the ass saying uguu~

>>126194155
he was pretty much a clerk at his work
sure they taught him to shoot and some basic fighting, but he's not spec ops or something

but he did learn judo/sambo and he didn't grow up a rich sheltered kid the way trudeaux seems to have

Putin's a 60 year old manlet bureaucrat. Of course trudeau can take him.

>>126192429
Of course he could, Trudeau loves taking it.

>>126192429
See you are falling for your own sensible logical thinking procedures, which are also responsible for racists, sexists, islamaphobes and every other deplorable.

The man that stated "If we kill our enemies they win" will do all he musts to ensure he is knocked out by Putin, to claim Canadian victory.

>>126192429
cool diplomacy

>could probably take Vladimir Putin

>Putin has an 8th dan in both Judo and Karate.

HA!

File: C727wdJXkAE1VKY.jpg (811KB, 1338x1906px) Image search: [Google]

811KB, 1338x1906px

>>126195335

>coock starts a fight with jumping and moving around..
>Putin comes in.. stretches his shoulders and kicks the coock with kicks and breaking his legs

>>126195097
5 4 here. I beat the shit out of a 6 4 person before. I'm also like 120 lb and he was easily twice my weight

File: 1491564442443.jpg (19KB, 400x320px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 400x320px

>>126192429
Oh boi

>>126192716
what do you expect from a leaf?

Even if that was the case, he's boasting about probably being able to, in his prime, beat up who is now an old man? A tough one, yes, but still.

>>126192429
>beating an ex KGB agent in hand to hand combat
Putin would snap Trudeaus neck with ease, fucking arrogant leaf.

>>126195097
a guy who knows how to fight can easily take any homo who has probably never landed a punch in his life

File: enhanced-buzz-16876-1374675676-0.jpg (190KB, 625x419px) Image search: [Google]

190KB, 625x419px

>>126195097
Your man is looking soft senpai

The man cucking his country vs the man cucking the world

>>126193186
That's what Trudeau is aiming for.

No shit he could take him. King midget spent his 40s during the communist revolution. He's probably explode after getting hit once.

>>126192429
and i could kick both their asses. what the hell does that have to do with politics??

>>126192429

>50 years old cook vs 7 years old russian..

ayyy.. lmaaoo.. my bets are on Putin.

>>126192429
are you guys being serious? this is a satire news site

File: 170407-putin-us-syria-aggression-feature (1).jpg (1MB, 3000x2000px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3000x2000px

>yfw when you read news coming out of the Western Hemisphere

File: o-JUSTIN-TRUDEAU-570.jpg (40KB, 570x345px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 570x345px

Justin would strike him down on the spot.

>>126195964
narcissism in a nutshell

>>126196514
sup saffer, new to /pol/?

>>126192429
>thinking you can beat ex kgb operatives

File: image.jpg (75KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 600x450px

>>126195864

Make them fight on skates between periods in the next Russia - Canada hockey game

>>126195864
>things that never happened

>>126196104
Yep, and Trudeau knows how to fight unlike fagboi put-in, I mean put-out I mean knocked-the-fuck-out rofl

>>126196110
is that the best photo you got bitch ass nigga? putin looks like a fat fuck lmao, look at that wrinkly skin then compare to the lean mean boxing machine also known as Trudeau-Justine, putin better bring that gun with him cus he gunna get his bich ass beat in a square fight

File: 120140825170542000GRF6DIQK.jpg (34KB, 656x369px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 656x369px

>>126197271

File: putin2.jpg (33KB, 620x433px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 620x433px

>>126192429

Putin is ex-KGB. He's probably a master of martial arts. He went through the cold war ffs.

Boxing gloves wont save Trudeau when Putin's thumbs are an inch deep into his eye sockets.

>Tumblr user "Maplequeef2001" logs on tumblr to see c-16 has just passed
>Overjoyed, zebeb (thats zoobas pronoun, you racist shitlord) drives zoobas motorized wheelchair out of zoobas house down to one of the 200 local starbucks for a victory pumpkin spice latte with extra sugar
>Huffing and puffing from the long drive, zebeb finally gets to order..
>The male barista holds out the latte, saying "here you go, ma'am"
>A twinkle appears in maplequeef2001s eye as zebeb grabs zoobas smartphone that daddy bought because he is a capitalist male
>Quickly dialing "911", with many mistakes due to sausage fingers, the ecstatic tumblrina begins crying tears of joy
>"THIS FUCKING WHITE NAZI JUST COMMITTED A HATE CRIME AGAINST ZABEE"
>Just as quickly as the words sludged out of the whales mouth (by quickly i mean like 5 minutes due to all the pauses to take a breath), the police arrive at the scene
>They see the sentient tub of lard wearing a dress made out of a set of curtains and ask "Are you alright ma'am? what seems to be the problem here?"
>Hearing those hateful slurs again, our second moon collapses on the ground, screaming "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE" and crying hysterically
>The barista explains what happened, but the police receive another call about a hate crime in progress, conveniently at the other starbucks across the street
>The 2 officers look at each other and realize that bill c-16 was a mistake
>3 months of this passes, the police are spread thin due to constantly responding to walking boulders having legal tantrums, crime skyrockets as a result and the trudeau government is to blame
>2019 rolls around and the liberals completely lose
Also Putin would kick his ass

>>126192429
Even if he could take on Putin, okay, you were able to beat up an old man. Congratulations

File: 120140825170542000GRF6DIQ7.jpg (36KB, 656x367px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 656x367px

>>126197382
Punching with his eyes closed. Shameful display.

Yeah, I'm guessing Justin Trudeau would probably be able to whoop on Putin.

For starters, Trudeau is much 8 inches taller and about 30 lbs heavier. His reach would be much better.

I know Putin has a background in Judo and probably learned some combat techniques, but he is hardly in his prime anymore, and Trudeau is a boxer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK-KvxRZkiA

Add to all of this the fact that Putin is about 30 years older, WAY outside of his fighting prime, and it's easy to say the money would probably go on Trudeau.

>>126197406

Putin is up there in Karate, Judo, and Sambo.

How good is he? That's up to Justin Cuckeau to find out.

trudeau would win. however, the reality that he is a giant, prancing faggot remains.

>>126192429

Aside from the obvious things, Putin has retard strength, Trudeau would be lucky to make it past 3 rounds.

>>126197676
/thread

>>126192429
Boxing: probably Trudeau
MMA: definitely Putin

Putin is a manlet. He will lose.

>>126197676
If you hit your enemies, your enemies win

>>126192429
>boast I could beat you up 1v1
>Canadians consider this beneficial political discourse
day of the rake cannot come soon enough.

>>126192429
Because talking shit about russia is so retro and im right now

Sage

>>126192429
The most cuckold fight.

>>126192429
this post gave me dejavu

>>126193346
This. What kind of fag brags about being in better shape than a man two decades older? Trudeau was a mistake.

File: 1494988845008.jpg (43KB, 396x482px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 396x482px

>>126195097
Have you ever fought a little guy? I wouldn't recommend it. The little guy has had to defend himself his entire life due to being...little. The big guy has gotten thru life using intimidation and looking imposing, but when the fight starts the big guy us slow and fucking useless.

Fear the manlet.

>>126197676
Fuck off, Justin.

File: fixingcanada.jpg (4MB, 4000x3000px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 4000x3000px

yes all Leafs.

>>126192429
Nope. Already did this in UFC 1-3.

Putin is a SAMBO player and Judo black belt. Plus, probably knows some KGB stuff. Yeah, Trudeau would die.

Trudeau just looks like a pretty faggit in his tiebow shorts.

>>126192429
he can fight me.....

(preferably naked and oiled up, man he is such a qt!)

Does he not know that Putin is ex KGB and a Judo God

>>126192429
Even obama could do it, the man is like 60 years old

>>126192878
justin isnt russian tho.

>>126197690
Most important is the leader of Canada is a shitposting leaf who is threatening to beat up other world leaders.

Canada was a mistake.

>>126198403
Im a really big guy and I found that I had to fought alot whenever I went to a new school.

People always want to test themselves against the biggest guy. You either defend yourself or forever be known as a giant pussy who wont stick up for himself.

>>126192429
putin is a master of sport in judo and has trained extensively in combat sambo as well (basically russian mma, striking + grappling)

pooty-poot would break his dick off in trudy. the canadar would never recover.

>>126192429
Justin has no spine, if Putin took him up on the offer he'd back down especially since Putin is ex-KGB.

File: Screen Shot 2017-05-19 at 12.09.54 PM.png (116KB, 677x492px) Image search: [Google]

116KB, 677x492px

Trudeau was getting picked on by Chandler as a kid whereas Putin was learning how to break capitalist necks.

> lifelong Judo/Sambo practitioner
> Kyokushin black belt
> KGB training
> Actually ended people's lives

Vs.

> Queermo with dubious amateur boxing record

What an ass hole. He looks 20 years younger.
Putin at the same age was a KGB colonel and would simply kill that embarrassing cuck.
He'd probably just knock the cucks nose through his brain even with the age difference, or put a blade straight through his heart without batting an eye.
Utter childishness.
What an absolute prick.
Everyone in Canadia should kill themselves immediately.
King Asshole wants to fight granddad, fucking imbecile.

>>126193957
he looks like a woman in that gif

>>126192429
A man who can kill another man vs a ski instructor queermo.

>>126198913
This. I would assume just about any former intelligence agent could kick an amateur boxer's ass. Putin rose up from nothing to the leader of Russia, the man has will and would BTFO of Trudeau. Love seeing the cucks and shills thinking Trudeau would even have a chance.

File: shiiieet.jpg (122KB, 1226x656px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 1226x656px

>>126194775
>Dis nigga dun gut knocked DA FUCK OUT

Putin is 64 fucking years old. How do you god damn communists not realize this? Any of us could take him on, he's so fucking old. How can you be naive enough to believe the laziest Russian propaganda ever?

>Judo master vs twink nu male trust babby
humm i wonder who will win.

>>126198998
>Putin was learning how to break capitalist necks.
I thought Putin is a capitalist?

>>126194775
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
vive en una piña debajo del mar
>bob toronja
su cuerpo absorbe y sin estallar
>bob toronja
el mejor amigo que podrias desear
>bob toronja
y como a un pez, le es facil flotar
>bob toronja
>bob toronja
>bob toronja
el es booooooob TORONJA!
jajajajajajjajajajajajajjaaajajajajjjajajajaja

>>126192429
We have to MEME Putin and Trudeau into a pay-per-view fight now!

>>126199468
>WE

Who wins judo vs boxing? I feel like judo is actually used more than boxing in MMA.

The world has no idea that the sleeping giant is finally waking. You'll all bow to Canada within the decade.

>>126192429
>A former KGB agent vs a former ski instructor whose only reason for being relevant in any way whatsoever is his father.

Yeah I really wonder who would win........

>>126193957
Dad I think you are confused on which is which.

>>126199585
The combatants are more important than the style. A master of either would BTFO of an amateur in either. A former KBG agent and soldier may not necessarily be a master, but definitely proficient.

Anyone claiming that age is a relevant factor, go to your local boxing ring and challenge the 60 y/o instructor.

File: 1342548329481.jpg (175KB, 852x576px) Image search: [Google]

175KB, 852x576px

>>126199545
I can just see in the middle of the fight a helicopter comes in and trump comes out in full america flag outfit and putin and him beat up canada.

File: tmp_21575-latest?cb=20130520174222.cf-802680586.jpg (31KB, 350x429px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 350x429px

>>126194448
>The guy is what, 60 years old? He's not a judo master.

>>126192429
You would have to be a moron too think Trudeau would ever stand a chance against Putin.

File: latest[1].png (2MB, 1406x787px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1406x787px

>>126192429
that depends if trudeau is allowed to use carebear stare or not.

>>126199572
>WUZ

File: f239d118e6e5610e0cbe4e7475d7c462.jpg (15KB, 236x322px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 236x322px

>>126192429
The champion of social justice

>>126198998
fucking matthew perry when will the ride end
is there nothing this man hasn't done?
people seem to think he is an asshole, but to me he looks based

>>126192716
still polite in his threats

>>126198403
manlet detected

the reality is that the big guy is always challenged by insecure manlets who want to prove themselves to to everyone else, thats why putin is so agressive towards canada militarily

https://youtu.be/WuGtYNnlYS8

File: trudeau.jpg (304KB, 1180x664px) Image search: [Google]

304KB, 1180x664px

>>126192429
Ok maybe in a fight where Putin could use KGB tactics, Trudeau would lose, but in a ring where everything is carefully checked for a fair fight, Trudeau would win.

Trudeau is strong as fuck

>>126195097
Putin has had a lifetime of experience in the russian manlet pits of old though

>>126199908
i can see you're quite a faggot

>>126199507
I was referring to his KGB days with the Soviets.

File: 214887.jpg (11KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 225x225px

>>126192429
When you defeat your enemies, they win.
-Book of leafage, Trudeau 14:8

File: GAME & WARIO 2015.gif (2MB, 390x158px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 390x158px

>>126200263
>balancing on a table
what a faggot
watch this

>>126192429
Putin used to kill people for a living (he still does, but he used to too) so by Justin's definition of victory he's right.

>>126200263
shit that's actually pretty hard to do. bet like 99.999% of 4chan cannot planche.

>>126200059
>KANGZ

>>126192429

Trudeau meets Putin anywhere for some global meeting, Putin knocks him on his ass... what happens?
Is there some sort of charge against that?
Does Putin go to some sort of international court?
Which judges preside?

File: maxresdefault.jpg (158KB, 1896x1121px) Image search: [Google]

158KB, 1896x1121px

>>126192429
Those who think Putin would win also think that he kicked the asses of professional hockey players too lol. It's all fucking propaganda with him, truth is we have no idea what his skills are because he always makes it seem like more than what they really are. He fights in a Judo tournament and people will lose on purpose to make him look good.

>>126200570
months of sabre rattling and ineffective sanctions until katy perry's titty pops out at the superbowl and we all forget

>>126192716
Oh, hey buddy! I might think aboot one day being mean to you! Watch out!

>>126200733
his skill is being able to transform between president and prime minister ayy lmao

>>126193957
>tall fuckboi
>vs. judo manlet
Thats even worse for Trudeau.

>>126193957
Look at those fag limp wrists
Without pads and tape and gloves he'd sprain them if landed a hit

>>126200755
the real torture is never to know when it hits you

>I could totally take this former kgb operative with hand to hand combat training and keeps his body in peak condition guys, really.

The beating of his life.

jajajaja...

>>126193387
We can always pay some indian college student on fiver.com to animate it in a shitty 3D software

>>126199680
>you'll all bow to Canada within a decade
Not with my back to them I wouldn't, the cucks have been lost in the woods too long - Deliverance style.

>>126200733

He competed in Judo at a regional level and won various championships when he was young. We also know he received multiple reprimands from the KGB for street fighting when he was an agent with them. He would beat the shit out of Cuckdeau.

>>126192429
>hurrrr my dad could beat up ur dad lmao.

>>126193957
dude's got his cock out just look at it it's fucking tiny and that's coming from a dicklet

>>126192930
Underrated

>>126200263
Truedo isn't judo motherfucker

>>126192429
YAAAAAAAS KING SLAY

>>126201295
¿Why the anglo fags are obsesed with dicks?

Thats a question from a conquistator of the new world.

File: Screen Shot 2017-05-19 at 12.32.30 PM.png (2MB, 852x1286px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 852x1286px

Blocks your prime minister

>>126194775
I was expecting to see this as first post, I'm really disappointed it took this long.

>>126193346
Not only that, he is probably wrong as well.
Putin knows proper judo and is ex-KGB.
Trudeau can't box for shit and also gets dropped by jabs from random gym trainer that is some old geezer in sparring.

>>126200473
How does one even compete?

>>126192429
Putin would stomp a mudhole in that faggot's ass

>>126194775
he so slow jesus

>>126192429
Putin is an old man. If you fight him and win, you just beat up an old man. Good job. If you fight him and lose, you just got beaten up by an old man. Good job. What a dumbass.

Mother Teresa would smash Playdoos face on the wall then set his hair on fire and fuck him up the arse with her brolly.
Fact. James Bond gave her lessons.
Fact.

>>126201706
Kek, he got beat up by an actor, and he's not even A list lmao

File: 5 Foot.png (273KB, 391x663px) Image search: [Google]

273KB, 391x663px

>>126198403
>defending themselves
from rejection maybe lol

>45 year old shittalking a 65 year old man

Really X's my Y.

>>126199937
Do not fuck with that old man. He made little Stevie Segal shit in his pants.

What an embarrassing cocksucker that Canadian is

>>126200077
He's a swell fella watch him on that episode of Punk'd he was on

>>126200505
He's tucking his elbows against his stomache, it ain't that hard doing it that way.

>>126193186
I'd rather see Theresa May KO Justin.

>>126192429
Putin might be short, but what kind of a BRAINLESS RETARDED FUCKING FAGGOT would go up against a fucking EX-KGB agent? He doesn't stand a chance against Putin

>>126194775
>heemed by a jab
hahahah

>>126199680
They don't know with who they are messin' In 10 years Canada will be a supreme power who'll run the world.

>>126195097
6'3 here... it means shit if you're figthing against a fucking ex-kgb I suppose

>>126192950
>kill Trudeau in like 2 seconds
ftfy

>>126202838
he is lmao

>>126192429
>faggot who never fought before
>Ex KGB agent that probably killed with his bare hands at least once

I'd bet my money on Putin.

>>126202638
Manlets should be exempt from breeding.

File: 1495220078942.jpg (34KB, 534x525px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 534x525px

>>126197382
someone get some shirts printed of this in time for Canada day

File: 51DcFM++p+L._SX308_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg (36KB, 310x499px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 310x499px

>>126192716
>Trudeau thinks he can take Putin
Leafs, You are so fukkkkkedd..... Your pm is delusional.

>>126202638
Hahahaha

>>126204402
Just look how he holds his hands. Totally defensive and uncomfortable fighting a real opponent.

It's funny because the notorious /pol haven't' figured out by now that Russia is a shadow of it's former self. A barking dog with no teeth.

Get real and stop swallowing RT propaganda on how amazing Putin is, they figured out you americans are so naive so they spread that shit 24 7 for a good 3 years now.

lol .... retards.
>MUH RUSSIA

stfu. a fucking roach from turkey killed their plane and they did JACK SHIT. because barking dog no teeth.

seriously /pol. use your fucking brain. it's all fucking corruption and deceit there. government officials living in palaces the average citizen can't afford a fucking sausage.

>>126192429
More unsubstantiated conjecture from the progressive left.
Stop talking about how Trump "could" be impeached, or how Trudeau "could" take on Putin. It's not news unless it actually happens.

File: 1494803487839.jpg (80KB, 352x517px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 352x517px

>>126192429
>some fuckboi ski instructor
>taking Vlad in a fight

>truderp gets hit by Putin
>>runs to daddy castro's grave crying that he got bullied

File: ritual-665x385.jpg (59KB, 665x385px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 665x385px

>>126205067
Go back to sucking kiddy dicks, kike

File: 1495191683137.jpg (105KB, 720x954px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 720x954px

>>126205067
Oy vey

Russia directly attacking a member of NATO would go over really well. Keep siding with Turkey as it cucks Europe while pretending to be a European nation.

File: Vladimir_Putin_in_Japan_3-5_September_2000-23.jpg (69KB, 500x334px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 500x334px

ok

>>126205933
>tfw i thought that was photoshopped but no-its just a cleverly placed boat

File: Justin-_Trudeau-gay-kiss.jpg (50KB, 651x354px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 651x354px

>>126192429
yeah. yeah... yeah you'd like that wouldn't you trucuck. yeah you'd take Putin down... with your lips

>>126206839
Is this serious?

>>126206839
shyt. dis hate speech now? I go jail?
pls. merci

>>126199544
Aye-aye, kapitein.
Ik hoor het niet!
AYE-AYE KAPITEIN!
Ohhhhh...

Hij woont in een ananas diep in de zee.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Hij is zo geel als een kaassouflé.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Ja iedereen weet wat een mafkees het is.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Die vierkante vriend is zo gek als een vis!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

>>126194118
One rides horseback and has probably killed a few people personally, and the other one dances in the street in a gay parade

>>126198117
/thread

>>126204348
>Aland
What are you?

>>126192429

Honestly, I'd like to see this. shit, I'd even shell out for pay-per-view. On the one hand, Trudeau is an accomplished boxer and young. On the other hand, Putin is older, but is a sixth dan judoka.

This shit would be interesting.

I think as long as Trudeau could keep distance and continue moving he would be ok. However, if they come to grapple, Putin has the advantage.

Honestly, the thought of this is exciting. East meets West. The War in the North. The Dancing Canadian meets the Slavic Wrestling Bear.

File: 1482442756819.jpg (99KB, 932x1024px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 932x1024px

>>126192429
I would let Russia invade us if it meant we got to see Trudeau's eyes bug out while Putin chokes him out using his own arm.

>>126205933
>pretending to be a European nation.

Please don't insult us with that.
We don't want to be a European nation of enrichment.

also Turkey shot down a Russian mig , Russia does nothing.
spin that how ever the fuck you want.

do you think the US would do nothing ? do you think (((we))) would do nothing ?
lol clucks. this is why you are being walked all over, and all the niggers of the world are deported right to the weaklings , because we know they wont do shit about it.

>>126194775
>KO
Trudeau wins!

In a fight between Putin and Trudeau bet on the FSB's poison.

>>126207543
Trudeau is an accomplished boxer? Did you watch him fight?

>>126206617
that's no boat...

File: kek2.jpg (43KB, 345x383px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 345x383px

>>126194775
>getting KO'ed by a jab from an old fart

The state of this fucking leaf.

>>126192429
Putin height:
5'6"
Leafman height:
6'2"

Yep he would.

>>126207639
>I would let Russia invade us if it meant we got to see Trudeau's eyes bug out while Putin chokes him out using his own cock.

me too bro, me too.

File: 1448807022778.png (1MB, 1614x994px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1614x994px

>>126207665
come now kike, they did ban our chicken and tomatoes

>>126195043
What's wrong with his hair

>>126192429
>Be fit man in his 40s
>Not even confident enough to say he could take on a 64 year old in a fight and win
Holy fuck, what a pussy.

Boxing? Id say Trudeau wins.

No rules, all out brawl? Bets are on Putin.

File: image.jpg (200KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

200KB, 1920x1080px

>>126192429
Trudeau would get his shit pushed in.

One of Putins best buddies is Fedor,

Trudeau's best buddy is a rainbow flag.

>>126192429
Justin could not take Angela Merkel in a fight.

>>126205933
>irl walking dead

>>126192429
>win against a judo black belt
Hmmm fucking lanklets, when will they learn?

>>126193387
And the winner gets to annex the loser's country
>mfw the liberal butthurt when nu-Russia is our hat

>>126208960
Kek

>>126208888
Check kek'd

>>126208960
How can a man be any more alpha?

>>126192429
>goes ko after taking a half assed fist
>claims to be able to fight an ex kgb officer trained in combat who most likely killed more people than trudeu with his idiotic policies

>>126192429
Former kgb versus the king of cucks...yea gonna take the russian here

>>126198797
>leader of Canada
>physically threatening world leaders
BASED

File: IMG_0829.gif (2MB, 228x170px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 228x170px

>>126194684
Went to My hometown in bc last week and there are way too many niggers since i last was there 2 years ago

File: leaf posting.jpg (135KB, 480x427px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 480x427px

>>126192429
>shitposting irl

our leader

>>126192429
http://www.burrardstreetjournal.com/disclaimer-satire-news/

Literally fake news

File: 1493667819438.gif (2MB, 219x186px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 219x186px

>>126192429
Is this the first step to countries fighting wars by throwing their leaders into an arena?

>>126205933
These fuckers smell SO BAD in the sun

>>126192429
French and Canadian. He's got that going for him.

>>126193957
>manlet piece of shit dictator of an ex communist shithole

Yes , that's the exact reason Putin would win faggot.

Most powerful manlet who probably killed men in his life personally vs a male model gay faggot dude weed bro cuck

>>126195084
The winner: FSB agent 6 who sniped Trudeau before Agent 4s cyanide could take effect

>>126194695
You know Roosevelt used to invite people to the white house to box him right?

>>126211012
Probably killed people with his bare bear hands... Ftfy

File: 1488705799028.jpg (62KB, 958x720px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 958x720px

>>126192429
Trudeau would definitely win that fight

>>126211467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owTPZQQAVyQ

>>126198073
You had your shit pushed in by a "manlet" before. The only fight you didn't run from.

File: 1491532432406.jpg (37KB, 604x453px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 604x453px

Of course he'd love to take Putin Anally.

>>126192429
Justin Jewdau
Ultimate
Cuck

>>126192429
did he really say this? i dont see how this could be true

>>126192429
i thought Cuba and Russia where friends?