Friendly Reminder

>>126147692
shouldn't you worry about keeping France first?

>>126147795
We will have both

>>126147966
you say that but seriously you just lost Paris to the shitskins you're not in a real position to talk about expansion

Australia is Austrian clay desu

>>126148388
>more likely for you to be annexed by Germany again

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Go on. We're waiting on ya, cunt.

See how far ya get.

>>126147692
Why would you even want to rule that hellhole

>>126148625
God damn that fucking hair. I am on my way there, man-God

France doesn't even exist anymore, abdul.

What if France plays the real 4d chess and they take all the shitskins that are suited for desert warfare so they can attack the Emu Empire?

>>126147692

kek fine by me, I'm of Norman blood anyway. we both have fine wine and beautiful lands. I for one welcome the French to these shores.

>Vive la France!

>>126148889
for that to work you would have to be able to control the niggers in some way at least to get them to the transports

the emu are more predictable

>>126148889
Do not reveal our powerlevel

>>126148906
Sadly, your government prefers shitskins... It's hell for us french to get an australian visa...

>>126148906
WE WUZ NORMANZ N SHEEIT

>>126148959
The nigs are violent and unstoppable, unload them anywhere, they will fight to death

>>126149101
>unload them anywhere, they will fight to death
true but when you try to load them in the first place you'll see my point

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>>126147795

fpbp

>>126149026

Something I have always resented as an Aussie, most of the people we allow to immigrate form their own communities, do not assimilate, do not contribute, sponge off welfare. Meanwhile Europe is ignored as a source of productive immigration as the good, law abiding, educated Europeans do not meet the agenda of minority groups and the power they share with our rentier political class

Before or after you become a muslim caliphate?

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>>126148761
I've got a room

>>126149360
well they're already a caliphate,so after

>>126149360
We will send our shitskins first, lure them with Australian virgins, so they can be killed by emus and kill some.

Then our final plan is sending French prisoners to kill Aboriginals.

Then we will imprison the Prisoners again after all Aboriginals are dead and give Australians the Refugees status

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>>126147692
Yea mate no worries.

>>126149606
I bet you surrender 3 times before that happens
once to the shitskins(officially)
once to the prisoners(also now mostly shitskins)
and once to the abbos after one frog gets pegged by a fucking boomerang

>>126147692
huh so thats where the english word "Novel" came from

>>126149794

but that spider is bro-tier

You will literally surrender after the first cunt king hits one of you.

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>>126149794
yo wtf is that shit

>>126149815
>I bet you surrender 3 times
Only internat edgy kids say this, you think you have a superior humor don't you?

You know that we ruled half of Europe and we helped your independence

>>126148478
>implying it wasn't an Austrian that lead Germany in the first place, making Germany the cucks of Austria again.
l2history

>>126149900
What is cunt king?

>>126147692
Fuck off we're full

If you liked it so much why didn't you keep it you fucking drongo

>>126150002
>You know that we ruled half of Europe
not the good half

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>>126147692
Maybe you should concentrate on getting your country back first.

>>126150013
if you weren't the side-kick then why was it the "great German Reich?"

>>126147692
Work on Hungary and Poland first, Ahmed.

>>126149606
>virgins

wew lad, where abouts?

>news and politics

>>>/bant/

>>126149999

we're kind of in the same boat brasilbro, we've both got wildlife that want us dead

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>>126150098
Hmmm..

>>126147692

>Nouvelle Hollande

Haha fucking retarded Frenchies.

>>126150377
Shut up, vertical France

>>126147692
>Be brave French explorer
>Go exploring, find Gods great garden a day before the British can claim .
>OO lala. There iz a teeny storm at ze mouth ze harbour. Better wait for it to le end
>Next day: Sucklablur!!!! Zat le British Captain he zaild right through storm. Ze British they now own Australié
You snooze you lose frenchie

>>126150333
so all I get judging by this is that you once put up with Spaniards and Italians willingly

not scoring a lot of points here Cluso

>>126150291
I think you guys win though, you have fucking flying spiders.

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>>126150551

even our platypus is venomous. shits real bro

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>>126147692
>New Holland
>Belongs to the French

>>126150047
Old mate

>>126150144
Germany comes from German, not the other way around.
German is both the culture and language.
Back in the day everybody who spoke German or had German culture referred to themselves as German without having to be part of the German Empire/Reich.
Even Mozart referred to himself as German roughly 100 years before the German Empire even existed but during the Habsburgs which were both Kaiser of the HRE and existed since a long ass time.

Instead of g'day would they say b'jour?

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>>126150871
Kind of like Canadian accent, but will sound much more rough

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>>126150807
whatever you say boy wonder

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>>126150718
>implying Hollande pussies dont belong to french big cocks

>>126147795
Burger is right
Everyone I know is too scared to travel to a French metropolitan area

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>>126147692
>Glasses nan with a Bugatti

>French politics
I would fucking kill myself

My sister is traveling to Paris next month

What are the chances she will come back alive?

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>>126147692

As long as you leave your Muslims and bring your baking, IDGAF.

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>>126150902
BOMB THAT SHIT

>>126151163
Maybe you only know pussies

>>126151380
could be
how many french live in Ireland?

>>126151286
>is traveling to Paris

I don't fucking understand what tourists like about Paris, it's just a big fucking meme.
Most of French people never visited it, and Parisians are the biggest assholes in the country.

Tell her to check other places in France, like Rouen, Amiens, Grenoble... Lots of other small almost no shitskin cities

>>126150902
How the fuck do you even deal with them? The little shit we have here I just scoop up in my hands an dump in a bush outside, but I wouldn't even know where to begin when it comes to removing that big beautiful bastard.

>>126151286
Told her to stay rive gauche, don't go to the sacré coeur/montmartre it is in the right middle of the shitskins area

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Sorry pierre


China got dibz on it now.

you best keep your nose in south america

>>126151514
the big spiders are fine, just pick em up and put them outside, if you don't piss them off they don't bite.
little black fuckers you stomp on

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>>126147692
Fous le camp, nous sommes complets

>tfw the last white frenchies are in the Channel in rowboat
BasedNigel picrelated

>>126151380
>>126151441
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAA
*breathe in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Fuck you slimy French bastard. I host French students at my house sometimes to teach them English and I have to say I hate the arrogance of your degenerate people. Burgers are arrogant but at least they back it up

>>126151630
>the big spiders are fine, just pick em up and put them outside

Nigga what?

>>126149794
Y-you can keep i-it...

>>126147795
"Just cuck my shit up nigga"

Australia don't deserve such large land to itself. Chinks and later Indians will colonise it and make it grand Chinko-Indian Empire.

<spoiler>jew can laugh now but 200 years from now this is going to be reality.</spoiler>

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>>126147692
oh no w/e will we do against fronce alonseee

>>126151766
I also don't understand how you would pick it up, I saw a video of a guy try to catch one on in a big bowl, it jumped at him and ran faster than most men. That said you can't kill them, they don't attack humans and keep all their shity bug populations down.

>>126151514
In my experience those medium sized spiders (hand sized), you don't want to try and pick them up because they are so fast and run all over you.

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>>126151821
Street shiter detected

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>>126151821

>>126151926
>Australian population
20 million
>French population
66 million

And we got nukes

>>126151666
Man, not my fault if your people are such pussies they can't be arrogant. Only real men can

>>126151821need more room to shit because you cant into plumbing aye Ghandi?

now I'm not saying snapes and spiders will bite your bunghole if you come over here and try to street shit, but that's definitely whats going to happen

>>126147692
>Nouveau Hollande
>NEW HOLLAND
>can't possibly be a Dutch discovery

kek this bait

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>>126151926
*blocks your path*

>>126152102
So do the English, you fucking frog.
Do you think we would just stand by while you surrender monkeys attack part of the commonwealth.

>>126152178
Apparently you know shit about colonisation naming

Fucking retard

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>>126147692
We found it first, its dutch clay!

>>126152102
>we got nukes

not enough amigo, besides we got two big fuck off radars and missle defence that you wouldn't believe, also the ayy lmaos have got our backs and will pop any cheese nuke u send at us

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>>126152054
>>126152057
>>126152130
I'm just saying it like I see it. No need to get so butthurt.

>>126151955
True story. They keep others away/eat them and they can jump. I just lane them alone. But had to spray one with THOUSANDS of baby's in its back. That was bad. They just ran everywhere.

>>126151821

kek try again when your HDI looks a little better pajeet. now scrub that floor till its spotless, dalit

>>126152241
We still got more nukes than you, and the operational arsenal that's ready to launch is 10 times much higher.

And we have best army and equipments, you can't produce fucking aircrafts without Spaniards or germans
Talking about EU cuckery

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>>126152292
You a activated my almonds Kumar

>>126152282
We also have those drugged up abos that can never be knocked out.

>>126147692

>want's to claim Australia as it's own.
>can't even control own streets from invasion of poor unarmed sandniggers.
Better bring that white flag of yours.

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<< Average french citizen

>>126152264
That's rich coming from a frog-bottomed rapist.

>>126151047
Sorry to shatter your illusion.

>>126152369
>>126152429
Your almonds got activated because there is truth in what I'm saying. There is still time, you can prepare.

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>>126152230
>10,000 k range


really made me think

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>>126152581

>>126152387
>not realising that America would join us
>not realising that you would surrender you entire country if one armed man declared war on you
>being French and trying to talk shit about starting wars
I didn't realise the niggers had bread stupidity this far into you gene pool yet frog, France is truly lost.

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>>126151766
you cunts have the biggest spiders on your continent

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>>126152585
Our missiles can easily reach that, and don't forget that our islands are just on your backdoor

Half of France isnt even rightful French clay.

>>126150707
http://www.australiangeographic.com.au/topics/science-environment/2009/06/gympie-gympie-once-stung,-never-forgotten/

>>126147692
I already see enough of you as backpackers I don't need to see anymore of you frog fucks

>>126152725
Pic you linked isn't an Australian spider

>>126152714
No, Americans got their independence.

You're left only with bunch of weak cunts

>>126152230
Oi Australia is ours because we already nuked them

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_nuclear_tests_at_Maralinga

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>>126152785
The French are like constant chimping white niggers. They cant go a couple years without le revolution or fucking some shit up. That is untill a bigger force shows up and they immediatly present their anus to show how cooperative they are.

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>>126152585
There's these things called SLBMs

>>126151821
what if we use Indians for something productive for ones.
I reckon if we would have them shit over crop fields rather than streets to fertilize our crops and the use their useless dead bodies aswell for fertilizer.
lower the "human" birthrate and food would be plentyfull.
overpopulation crisis solved.

>>126150402
Don't you mean horizontal France? Aren't you vertical?

>>126152583

kek no thanks, I'll just laugh as your poorly educated countrymen figure out which way is SE before they wander onto our coast and get picked off in a guerilla war I guarantee you wont win

>>126152768
u faggots really name one of your subs "le terriblaayyy" AHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Australia has best sub mariners in le world, beat errybody in war games, also did I mention our two giant fuck off radars and air missle defence grid that puts the nato grid to shame?

>>126152849
He was referring to Brazil.

>>126147692
I support the French in this endeavor

>>126152725
Thank God they are in the far north, I live is the south east. Those fuckers eat birds.

>>126147692
lol nigger you won't even get paris back
enjoy the pages of history, it's where you'll live from now on
you useless fucking cucked faggots

>>126147692
you can't manage you own clay
just how dense are you?

>>126152940
first shit powered rocket in the world.
fuck N-Korea, this is something to worry about.

>>126152999
>Australia has best sub mariners
Kek, you have none. Your cucked government just bought french ones

>>126152970
I know, don't point it out

>>126148906
Davenporte?

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>>126147692
> aussie wuz france
was that back when it was just filled with abbo niggers yeah it sure looked like france then

>>126152273
you fuckers left cause you couldn't grow weed fuck outta here

>>126152999
>Australia
>War games
Mmmmok

>>126152768
The world has apes, the europe has the french

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>>126151325
>Australian air force

>>126152940
Shit Lifting Ballistic Missles?

oh my god

>>126153220
farrkin oath!

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>>126152282
You are dead walking cunt m8

>>126153289
you can come live here m8

>>126152992
There is going to be no war (even there there was Australia won't stand a change against combined Chink-India Forces, or even separate forces for that matter). Invasion will be more like legal migration. They'll be """australians""" just not the european type ;^)


>>126153119
>>126153256
You'll know whats it filled with don't worry ;^)

>>126150118
'French' teenagers

>>126147692
>Nouvelle Hollande
>Hollande
nigger wtf are you talking about, Australia is rightful Dutch clay.

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>>126153318
The Aussie's worst fear!

>>126153217
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_hanger

>>126153318
don't u bring those cunts into this, escalating beyond nuclear holocaust is uncalled for

>>126153466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcu9BxTpQj4

I wouldn't mind being French...

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>>126153114
My based ally. Reunification when?

>>126153330
already a citizen mate.
Yass, nsw.

>>126153521
bet you wouldn't mind a cheesy wine stained dick up ya arse either

>>126152585
>what are submarines

>>126153289
iceland is the Australia of the nordic countries

>>126153318
>You are dead walking cunt m8
it'd be
>You are a dead cunt walking MATE
but nice attempt at orrstrayan

>>126153352
weaponized curry shit I suppose.
maybe a few toilet monsters.
have nothing else to offer.

>>126147966
come and get it cunt

>>126153352

white people are very, very good at cleansing sub-human scum, you're shithole of a country was COLONIZED after all, with very little effort might I add. Funny thing about Indians is that they are naturally complacent and submissive. Much like you're caste system operates internally, you know when to bend the knee to a superior race, and you will kneel - as you always have.

>>126151955
In England they're fine, spiders nor snakes don't kill here. The problem with moving literally anywhere else is you have to deal with animals trying to kill you.

One of the reasons I'll probably never move, too.

>>126153217
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bataille_de_Menton

Literally 9 French soldiers won the war against whole Italian army

>>126153521
Poofter cunt

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>>126153466

Thats a fucking ostrich you mongoloid sister fucking porcelain dodger.

>>126152862
>French
>calling others weak
Had to be saved in both world wars, recently handed over you country to the globalist.
Where do you pathetic frogs get your sense of unearned confidence from?

>>126147692
mfw the French attack Australia and surrrender when 50% of them die within a day from spiders and snakes

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How can Europe compete?

>>126147692
I agree

I'm actually a French loyalist Australian.

>>126153986
fuck off frenchie. Day of the canetoad when?

>>126153638
typical French militariiii eliet.

le submarine is le undetectable and le missle cant be shot le down le lol I'm le lmaoing at le you le right le now

>>126147692
Australia has trucks though

>>126153973
by creating western civilization :)

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>>126153739
>>126153877
Don't be mad at me, I can't help that your future lies in becoming subject of the Chinko-Indian Empire.

>>126153521
>>126153986

You are welcomed any day Mes Frères

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>>126154093
How will France survive this

>>126153466
why is your culture so heavily dependant on shit?
seriously.
The Gahnges or whatever the fuck you call that sewerage is the only place that city of your gets water for consumption, yet you cremate people in it, bathe in it and shit in it.
does no one there grasp the idea behind bio organisms and bacteria?

>>126154172
TOP KEK PIERRE BTFO

>>126153201
The anglos just took it because it semeed like a good place to dump prisoners. We were just a little busy in Indonesia, we wouldve come back if it wasnt for those cucks.

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>>126147692
FRIENDLY REMINDER:

France wanted to become British clay after they got pwned during the war but we rejected them.

>>126147692
>New Holland

Yeah sounds French bro, we're the only rightful claimant.

>>126147692
Reminder that france is rightful french clay too.
You should take that back from the muzzies first.

>>126154146
>Implying the gooks would allow you to share
>implying that you wouldn't just become servants to Ching Chong China men like you did for the British.
India is a slave forever seeking a master.

>>126154146
better lay of that curry kashit.
it's burning away the calluses around your anus and making you a bit butthurt

>>126153521
>>126153986
this must be what's it's like to love taking cock up the ass

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>>126153919
>Where do you pathetic frogs get your sense of unearned confidence from?

France can die but I will always be french, anon.

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>>126154093
>>126154172
As the french truckers say... ''Allahu Akbar''

>>126154172
s-supprime

>>126154146

>India can't even get it's own country off the ground
>Thinks a group of Pajeet could keep flooding in to conquer our nation.
>Thinks we wont shut that shit down

Listen loo, we just closed a visa scheme - its not going to happen, so keep huffing that lead scrap, keep going to work in those call centers, and keep pooing in them streets because that is all you get

>>126154408
>>126154474
I want the eternal frog back. Make him come back guys.
The colonial race was a lot of fun for Anglos and Frogs

>>126154146
You cant even deal with Pakis without getting your shit pushed in.

>>126154146
you'll be lucky if china lets you live once they start expanding in your shit filled country

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>>126154541
Don't even need more immigrants. The ones there already are enough to ensure in 200 years Australia will be dominated by Chinks and Indians and will no longer be "white". I am not even sure why you are mad at me, I'm just warning you of your inevitable future. There is nothing I can do.

>>126154269
>Franco-British
>Franco

That means we are on top Brian.
Also you fucked up badly, now you are a vulgar vassal state for the burgers while we are in bed with the eternal kraut.
Probably won't have happened anyway, we have too many fanatical republicucks to ever have a monarch at the head of state.

>>126154759
That 28.2 is mostly Brits

I should know half my friends are decedents from Brits after ww2

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>>126154582
>limp dicked pakis
>beating anyone
Gave them gut ass kicking 4 times back to back, including world's biggest surrender since WW2. I think we've done ok.

>>126153521
Weed, whoopsie, big girl's blouse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt3eyeO0R94

>>126154759
oi! you answer when spoken to, you disgusting sewerage rat. now answer my question.

>>126147692
Oz belongs to the abbo's. All of the penal colony descendants need to go back to Ireland.

>>126154759

Looks like Australia's aid program for your country has not filtered down to your village yet, so since you missed out on an education - let me remind you what white people do when backed into a corner - we become ultra-nationalistic and end the threat with extreme prejudice, and even if we fall short of ending the foe outright - we make a big enough dent that it buys us half a century before we need to do it again.

>>126155132
can say the same to you, you genocidal burger fuckers we give australia back to abos when you give america back to the indians and go to either france or germany

>>126155132
American education strikes again...
fuck me you know nothing do ya.

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>>126155142
Hahaha, I still don't know why you are so mad at me. but its funny. I guess I unknowingly but majorly rustled some jimmies. Just calm down, hatin here won't be changing the future.

>>126150902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoB8t0B4jx4

>>126155518

Stop projecting pajeet, you are the one with rustled jimmies - I'm sitting pretty damn cosy in the top 3 HDIs on the planet with access to every comfort I desire. You on the other hand live in a shithole and by your own admission cannot escape said shithole without the aid of the Chinese. You country is a farce, your race is a joke, your culture a disgrace. I'm not mad, I pity you.

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>>126154408
Bien dit mon frère

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>>126154576
It will come to this.
We just ran out of new clay to explore, wait for the space age where the colonies of NeoGaia (frog-owned) will launch an orbital bombing against the bong settlers of Albion II

>>126147692
LOL stop eating frog ass it hurts your brain. Holland discovered modern day Australia, it's even called New Holland on your stupid chart.

"Only after the French threatened to colonize New Holland from the West, the English got interested in colonizing it as well and in the end they did"

Also, the name New Holland was first mentioned by Abel Tasman (yes, the guy Tasmania is called after) who between 1642-1644 also discoverd New-Zealand (called after our province of Zeeland) and many of the smaller islands in the southern Pacific.

>>126147692
>Nouvelle Hollande

You don't really have to know French to see that Boganland is rightful Dutch clay

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>>126157050
>Cucking Yuropoors since eternity

Feels good

>>126157050
>>126157723
"The Dutch first began to ply the island's ponds for salt in the 1620s.[citation needed] Despite the Dutch presence on the island, the Spaniards recaptured St. Martin in 1633. One year later, they built a fort (now Ft. Amsterdam) and another artillery battery at Pointe Blanche to assert their claim and control access to Great Bay salt pond.[citation needed] A massive influx of African slaves[citation needed] took place in the 18th century with the development of sugarcane plantations by the French Protestants and Dutch. Slavery was abolished in the first half of the 19th century. On some of their territories the British imported Chinese and South Asians to take the place of slaves.

On March 23, 1648, France and the Dutch Republic agreed to divide the island between their two territories, with the signing of the Treaty of Concordia. Folklore surrounds the history of the once ever-changing border division between St. Martin and Sint Maarten, and a popular story among locals narrates that "to divide the island into two sections, [in 1648] the inhabitants were told to choose two walkers, one chosen by the French-dominated community and the other one by the Dutch-dominated community, who were put back to back in one extreme of the island, making them walk in opposite directions while stuck to the littoral line, and not allowing them to run. The point where they eventually met was set as the other extreme of the island, and the subsequently created line was chosen as the frontier, dividing Saint-Martin from Sint Maarten. Seemingly, the French walker had walked more than his Dutch counterpart (each one earned his land, respectively, 54 km2 and 32 km2). As the first man chose wine as his stimulant prior to the race, while the latter chose Jenever (Dutch Gin), the difference between such beverages' lightness was said to be the cause of the territorial differences by French locals, while Dutch locals tended to blame the French walker for running."

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>>126147692
You really sure you want it? Between the emus, spiders, and literally getting shit on by India? Maybe there is some other territory you should try to take back first.

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>>126154826
>Franco-British
>British
>Queen Elizabeth II as head of state
>Part of the Commonwealth
>French PM proposed, British PM declined

Keep dreaming, Sayeed. Enjoy being overrun by the hordes just because Mama Merkel said so.

>>126155132
America belongs to the natives. All of the penile colony descendants need to go back to Italy, Germany, and the UK.

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Pierre, you can't even control your own borders let alone someone elses.

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But France is rightful Brabantian clay since Brabant is the righfull heir to the Franks

Groot-Brabant wanneer?

>>126160151
>Groot-Brabant

Sounds quintessentially dutch, I almost vomited hearing it in my head.

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>>126147692
Wrong

>>126161524
Brabant is Southern Dutch.
Southern Dutch as a Dialect is less Harsh.
Northern Dutch sounds like the have a potato in their throat.
Southern Dutch sounds like an actual language

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXO9Otplkr4
Example.

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>>126149606
Hahahaha nice story mate

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>>126151821

>>126155518


P00

why are French people so delusional

>>126152581
It's just burger education. I remember when my history teacher back in high School said it was ironic an Austrian was leading a unified Germany without even realizing that Hitler was a pan-German nationalist. People are so ignorant.