#AUSPOL Fuck its wet edition

BBBRRRRAAAAPPPP

MOMMA I TOOK A SHIT LOL

OUT OF THE WAY VICTORIA, WE'RE THE KEKOLDS NOW
http://www.ntnews.com.au/lifestyle/rainbow-flag-to-fly-until-marriage-equality/news-story/607326ab9de2d2a45ea18b1b86e2c3e0

>>126134322
sage slide thread go to new sfeth fritch one k goys

G'day cunts fuck it's pretty wet here too OP

WALEED ALI BTFOS GROOMPF

http://www.baka.com.au/comment/suddenly-this-is-a-president-staring-down-the-barrel-of-impeachment-20170518-gw7kxq.html

Expect floods QLD

>>126134322

start archiving sydney morning herald links or its abbreviation will just be BAKA you fucking idiot, god damn

>>126134415
keep those races separate now ya hear

>>126135009
Fuck off, not again? They're still rebuilding the bridge leading to my work...

>>126134322

hol up, y aussie police racist, hiding crime stats of a certaian ethnic grp of ppl is racis

>>126135078
Noted.

>>126135078
ur a baka

I'm on a train to caboolture and there's a legit African nigger on it, just like yesterday

Are the moon crickets migrating north?

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>>126134415
> ntnews

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I just started seeing a clinical psychologist has set me up for a specialist next week for IQ/personality tests. She thinks I may have autism and several personality disorders (I'm a HS drop out, NEET for 13 years).

How long will it take to diagnosis me? All the online tests I get 100% on autism and close to 100% on several personality disorders, so this will be interesting to see what the real in-person tests show.

Had a j at work today mates
Is the wife gonna kill me if I come home stinking of weed?

>>126135009
No, fuck off

>>126135509
>NEET for 13 years

Jesus fucking christ.

How come everyone is such a raging faggot? Hard mode, don't blame the media and the Jews. Can't do much if your own people are against you.

Yeah pretty wet ay, kind of shit, having spag bol tonight, fuckin wogs were good for something.

Might watch that Ben hall movie tonight.

>>126135669
It went by really fast lol

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>>126135509
You're a fucking waste of space, cunt, autism or not

>>126135624
Might want to use some clear eyes or visine. She probably wint notice. Depending on how ripped you are.

>>126135509
> diagnosis me?
How about no? How about not trying to find excuses to literally waste your life away until you look back in 30 years with enough regret to drive you to suicide? You fuckin bastard, go do something.

>>126135740
Your best years are behind you and you've got nothing to show for it.

Got nothing else to say to you mate.

Saw a nig eat lollies from another's customer's pick n mix. Guy looked terrified. Fucking savages.

They eat like a two year old, mouth flapping and dropping food.

>>126135785
Eyes aren't red and I can't tell if I stink like shit.
Got no spray on hand, I'm on the train home

>>126135961
I saw a nigger walking around with a white dude in my 99% white neighbourhood.

I was tempted to follow them and see what they were up to because they were dressed like gangsters. Regret not going now.

>>126136026
I see them out in the valley at night, never during the day.
They're also coming into caboolture

Help

Why does the baka change to baka?

>>126136115
S m h change to baka

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What do you guys do when you see a nigger?

I always stare at them as if 'hey look at this weird thing, that's out of place' just to make them feel unwelcome.

>>126136115
Moots old word filters

>>126135509
>NEET for 13 years

Absolutely spectacular.

>>126136196
I get the boys together and get the burning crosses ready

>tfw recognize a gay bartender on the train
> he's got a fucking samurai sword

>>126136196
teleport behind them with my katana
>heh, nothing personal, nigger.

>>126135753
I know, but it is what it is.

>>126135827
I can't drive because I can't process information fast enough and shit overwhelms me. I can't use public transport because I can't be around strangers in close spaces.

I was molested at 9 (didn't really hit me until I was a teen) and had severe verbal and physical abuse at high-school which drove me out to drop out, also was horrible at school. I can't even get hair cut from someone else because I can't have them touching me, I do my own hair with trimmer.

I just went to the local GP, first time seeing a doctor in nearly 15 years, just to get refereed to their clinical psychologist. I only went now because I stopped pretending that there's nothing wrong with me and I need to seek help for this shit.

I meet the impairment ratings for mental health on table 5 for autism bux very easily, so I'll probably apply for that soon.

>>126135860
It is what it is, I can't control that. My mind only wants to survive, it doesn't care about social normality, it hasn't for many years. Most people in my position would have killed themselves years ago, but my mind has evolved past that point. I'm comfortable so long as I'm by myself away from society.

>>126136408
Scratch that
It's an umbrella

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>>126136574
>>126136408
kek'd

Anyone here go to Melbourne polytech?

>>126134322
>Fuck its wet
How the fuck do you know what I said to your sister this afternoon, cunt?

>>126136574
You autistic cunt hahha

>>126134322
It didn't rain anywhere near as much as predicted today. In fact it barely rained at all. Shame desu. I had the day off work, am getting drunk and am slow roasting a leg of lamb in the oven: perfect situation for a cold, wet day.

Best place to settle with a 1 year working holiday?

Nice spree of purely Aussie flags, would be a shame if someone came and messed it all up...

>>126136911
Radelaide. Not many Dindu's.

>>126136916
Of course you would toothpaste

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>>126134322
Oi wat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you cheeky cunt? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the outback, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on abos, and I have over 300 confirmed racist remarks. I am trained in koala warfare and I’m the top pinner in the entire aesthetics crew. You are nothing to me but another immigrant. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this continent, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the computer? Think again, you bloody wombat. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the southern hemisphere and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the fucking typhoon, yobbo. The typhoon that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, ankle biter. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my barbie. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the Australian native wildlife and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face off the fucking continent, you little snag. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bloody tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you fucking cunt. I will shit a cut snake as cross as a frog in a sock all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, mate.

>>126136697
My eyes are fucked lately

do any of you actually hate abos?

i love em personaly, they're cool and have unique personalities. i get along with them better than some white shits around here

>>126137085
Shoulda gone to specsavers m8

>>126136911

Go to Sweden.

>>126137086
(((First peoples))) detected
No $2 for the traino for you, cunt

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Australia has a lot of strange animals.

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>>126137294
you caught me, got a dolla for da bus mate?

>>126137232
I wouldn't fit in, I'm from Alberta.

>>126137308
Platypus are magic, and also venomous ofcourse.
"They use electroreceptors within the skin of their bills to detect the electrical field that gets generated when their prey contracts its muscles."

>>126137351
I don't even have a dollar for me, blackfella

>>126136505
I'm like you but I've only ever managed to get diagnosed with anxiety and depression.

>>126138227
stop giving the cunt attention, all he wants is sympathy for being a pathetic lowlife.

>>126137308
>>126138006


An Australian animal invented passive sonar.
Fuck, did the coral invent wi-fi?

>>126138006
They are very great. How do you people deal with all the crocodiles and spiders? Do you hit them with weapons?

>>126137086
I hate abbos and my missus(white) is one. Make good footballers though

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Help me formulate a question. No storm fag shit, something articulate that will be more likely to get through.

>>126138901
>How do you people deal with all the crocodiles and spiders?
What do you mean deal with? they are our friends, we pat them.

>>126137086

I hate them and i hate you.

>>126139042
We often ride them at carnivals too

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>be australian
>STREWFFFPHHHPTH M8
>get bit by spider
>STRERWWEHHPF *dies*

>>126137415

I guess they don't have many Chinese in Sweden.

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>>126134322
Daily reminder everyone in this thread is a cum guzzling cuck queen.

Daily reminder I could fly kick half a dozen of you fucks half way round the world while licking ya sisters pox ridden clam.

>>126139296

Wasn't it fingering my mums cold wet cunt yesterdaym

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Tfw just cut my finger with my leatherman while opening a $1 bag of lollies.

P.S. why the fuck have they stopped producing witchety grubs? they are like the most popular lollies....

P.P.S they have stopped producing the ice cream lollies too

Does anyone know whats going on with the dingoes?

>>126139427
>consuming the sweet jew.
stop this.

>>126139610
Fuck, what happened to Ernie's family?

>>126139061
Agreed, they need to go back.

>>126137086
Boongas are fine once you get past the petrol smell.

>>126139422
Two or three days ago I think. Its actually harder than it appears to keep coming up with this shit.

Reminder Unions don't care about white male workers

>>126138295
Fuck you cunt. I bet that other guy doesn't even come close to me. People often forget how far gone some of us are. I wish my only issue was depression/anxiety.

>>126138227
Give lifestory and what kind of psychologist you went to. Also, did you take an IQ/Personality test? The in-person 3-5 hour one that is.

>>126139610
They ate poor little Azalea

>>126139013
> it's a "fuck drunph QandA" episode

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>>126135490
>NT news = best news

>>126139610
Ask Enoch

>>126139939
Poor doggos

>>126139794
Oh fuck off cunt
It's the same depression story every fucking time and I'm sick of it

>>126139427
fuck, I haven't had them in years, and the sour coke bottles
good memories

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>>126139939
Some of the shit that comes out of NT is a right crackup.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iyNncvIrz8
>man catches kangaroo, disguised as an emu

>>126140105
>>126140105
lmao I don't even think I'm depressed. I don't even think I have anxiety.

I hit all the markers for autism spectrum disorder.

The fact I am not depressed after 13 years of NEET is an example of autism.

croc like water and spiders like trees, we like ground and buildings, we share the same enviroment, no worries uk bro>>126138901

brb gunna make a quick coffee and rip a cone or two out the front in my commodore

>>126137086
mixed heritage here
I come from a massive family of mixed blacks/whites
I like the ones in my home town because they are family and treat me well. On top of that, they are the relatively easy-going country variety that just keep to themselves. They're alright people, just like any other country folk.
Big town abos on the other hand need to be culled. Where I currently live they are responsible for most of the crime, and are loud, obnoxious and violent. Absolute nigger-tier beings.

>firt dingoys soundcloud shutdown
>now their website is down
the pressure mounts

this last couple of our movement / ideas are coming to bloom
exciting times: we must make use of them!!

Slaving away to earn $20 an hour.

All I want is a home :(((

>>126140676
*first the

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>>126139794

>i'm a victim, waaagh poor me, nothing is my fault

sort yourself out bucko, you're in hell and you need to slay the dragon and rescue yourself

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>>126140345

do you even have a clean room? do you eat breakfast? sort yourself out

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Explain this shit

>>126141121
Me on the left

>>126140528
100% agree. The city abbos and ones in those outback government hellholes should be sterilized and put to work in sulphur mines without delay.

>>126141256

Yeah Spaniards would fuck anything

I tried Vegemite for the first time today, it was really good! First on buttered toast, then with a ham and cheese sandwich.

>>126140977
>>126140912

Ive been pretending nothings wrong with me from 15 to 30, and here you're making me out to be person complaining lmao.

Im only now just seeking help for myself.

Ive never taken drugs, or drink or do any of that degenerate stuff. I'm literally nothing and nobody, don't you realize this? I don't exist outside of my small space in my parents house.

Stop trying to assume I am some normie-faggot having a sook over some basic bitch shit. I don't even want to exist in your normie world, I'm not even complaining, I'm only going to mental health professionals now because I want to know what I actually have.

Anyway, keep on thinking I'm just some normiefaggot with meme depression. I'm lmaoing at your ignorance, I am so far gone, you couldn't even comprehend the type of person I am, which is why you make so much assumptions about me.

>>126141389
Try vegemite and cheese slice sandwhiches mate. A staple of any (true) aussie diet.

>>126141363
That's why so many English women go to Spain

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>>126134322
>Chang is asking for sexual favours to cover this months rent again

>>126141435
Your parents let you do nothing for 15 years? Good on em, you're better off sitting in your room all day not interacting with society.

>>126141452
Thanks, will do.

>>126141672
>implying I want to interact with society

You must one of those normalfolk

>>126141456

Its true

>>126141843
>hurr durr normies

There's your boogeyman. I'm hardly normie by any means but at least I get out and make an attempt to interact with society. You'll just keep shitting out excuses till you die. Do you want someone to hold your hand through every struggle?

>>126139946
yeah he screwed up by opening his big mouth and blabbing

not that this attention is catastrophic: but it could have been more optimal

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Does anyone know who runs Clive's page now? It shits out some of the best memes

>>126142081
Stop trying to compare yourself to me as if our upbringing/experience have been anywhere near as similar.

The fact you go out into society means you're trying to make an effort because you actually want to be there, you actually still crave so badly to be normal.

I mean, I think its funny some guy who probably
A) Drives
B) Works
C) Has a social circle
D) Actually has at least one friend
E) Probably doesn't live at home with his parents
D) Probably finished high-school and has a trade or degree and attended on campus
F) Probably drinks socially
G) Probably actually goes out and is social

..is actually trying to compare themselves to me, it's fucking funny, im lmaoing all the way to the home gym, brb.

>>126142434
I guarantee it's someone who lurks /pol/

>>126142434
Better question, why is clive hiring someone to run his social media? What's his endgame after he turns himself into even more of a meme?

>>126142626
You're alright mate. Tell your 'clinical psychologist' you don't need help anymore and keep sitting in your room jerking off to midget porn and playing vidya. Just don't kill yourself OK?

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>>126142755
He posts some fucking dope memes.

And yeah I think you are right about it being someone from /pol/. Although their obsession with tim tams is weird hahaha

>>126139013
was this you?
>>126005782

>>126143040
Different guy. I'm the one who asked to have beers with him.

>>126142755
nah i don't buy that. they're not edgy enough

leyonhjelm and police twitter been stepping up meme game

>>126134322
Every rail project ever proposed in Australia has been farked, but not before millions were paid out to government contractors and then additional millions paid in compensation to them... The most corrupt western country ever, but what do you expect of convicts (rhetorical question).

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>>126143151
Is that edgy enough? Pic related

>>126143194
It won't be long before the Adelaide-Melbourne rail is closed. I don't think its very used anymore.

>>126141435
>30 years old in your parents house
did you live by yourself at any time?

>>126142626
we're your friends anon, this is social activity. you're basically a normie for being here.

>>126141843

You probably only ever communicate on 4chan and other retarded websites where unfiltered garbage is rife. This is all you've probably known and when you go into polite society, because lets be frank, outside isn't (that) dangerous. Cars are probably YOUR worst of your legitimate fears ffs. And let me get this clear, you fuckin live in fuckin Australia. Check your fuckin' privelage. Infact I'll do it for you.

>NEET BUX LOL
>life is unfulfilling
>Go see my doctor
>don't have to pay, taxpayers
>Get treatment
>taxpayer

I'll give you some real life advice (wtf you're like 30, faggot). Nay, a mission. Pick something other than browsing the internet you like or you've seen you like and master it. Do it and try and make a buck of it.

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>>126139610

ABC 24 right now lads

I'm fucking furious

>>126143619
Cbf going to the teley, what's going on?

>>126143619
just tuned in, whats the deal?
inclusiveness in uni?

>>126143619
settle down, this seems funny

>>126143711

Some Melbourne Uni is pushing male students to "check their privilege" and start adopting the "mindset of a women"

Anyone here fancy getting gay tonight?

>>126143829
No.

>>126143735
>>126143711
>>126143776

It's not on right now but it will be soon

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>>126143829
how's Gympie hun?

>>126143829
kys

>>126143880
are you pissed off about the privilege shit, I find it all funny

>>126134999
xlumpf BTFO
how we he recover

>>126143386
>It won't be long before the Adelaide-Melbourne rail is closed. I don't think its very used anymore.
Maybe not passengers.
A fuckload of freight still moves on that line.

Muh white male privilege

>>126143965

Are you female? If not you should be concerned rather than find the matter amusing, they're feminizing our male youth in public institutions

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>>126143603
lmfao! cryinglaughface!

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>>126135509
Sort yourself out.

>>126144134
>uni cuck
get a trade you fucking homo, lets cunts think what they want. it wont change the natural pecking order

>>126134415
Aussie capture the flag?

>>126144028
Yeah I mean it'd be closed to passengers

>>126135509
I understand you m8, I'm 22 and dropped out of grade 9, haven't done anything full time since, only some part time schooling and work experience, 4chan has taken up most of my life the past 5 years.

Based aBROiginal Stan Grant wrote the only article you need to read this week.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-19/the-great-divide-is-getting-wider/8540776
tl;dr Boomers and ((others)) are stealing the future from us.

>>126135509
Nah you're just a pathological cunt who earned his chemical lobotomy

>>126144198
mm listen sweeites
*laughingtears*

>>126144491
>>126144559

>>126138295

>>126136196
Live in rural Victoria. Never seen one before.

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http://www.theaustralian.com.au/higher-education/university-holds-workshops-on-male-privilege/news-story/11beb4c070b5f975926066bd729551a6

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http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/business/jobs/south-australia-desperately-needs-to-double-rate-of-population-growth-deloitte-report-warns/news-story/7d99f412c21343337b1f814c2aea95db

>>126143553

No. Australian society isn't like pol. This is not normal. The shitshow that is pol is not normal.

>>126143619

That white male privilege story was a good one anon. She admitted to not being able to convince students it existed.

>>126144546
Stan grant is a silly mass immigration loving boong.

I saw that cunt irl once, I though fuck you're a brown cunt, must've just come back from a holiday in Bali. Nah he's half boong.

>>126144645
What....

>>126144689
Oh fuck off. I'm in SA

>>126144766
yes it is, go talk to people. we're not some edgy secret underground community, we are the normies.
everyone I know is a sick cunt. if they're not I fuck them off, and I don't need to fuck people off very often.
you've been in some gay suburb too long

>>126144766
how do you find Australian society?

It's not like I can get a job, and I'm too dumb for school, literally nowhere I can go.

>>126144833
Fuck you cunt. I'm with >>126137086 abbos are aBROs. Just read the article you faggot zero attention-span cunt.

>>126144354
I think there might be two people from Darwin that come here, so it'd be the most tame capture the flag ever

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>>126144645
good to know my tax monies go to this shit

fucken terrific

gonna off myself now thanks mate

>>126134322
>The current statistics with the 'alleged offenders' removed:
This is wrong.

The alleged offenders came from this document, which has not been censored:

https://www.crimestatistics.vic.gov.au/sites/default/files/embridge_cache/emshare/original/public/2016/05/c8/df7a86054/crimestatistics0607.pdf

dingotwitter has some pretty fresh memes

>>126137086
there fine if they are smart and are away from the "black fullas" .

I know a couple that are in business now and do really well.

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>>126142626
And I thought the whole autismo thing here was just a maymay...

>>126137086
they're either top cunts or trash

but i'll take them over the real niggers that infest our cities now

>>126145051
Wtf? Talking about robots taking our jobs, then yeah ok let's have mass immigration to make unemployment worse. Typical lefty fucktard. Cognitive dissonance they call it.

I got no problems with boongs if they're Australian. He isn't.

>>126145130
yeah they have expanded production recently
this enoch/chrisensen heat has brought new media attention:
>>126144198

FUCK YOU CUNT YOU STO0LE MY (YOUS) I FUCKING HATE YOU CUNT FUCK YOU I MADE AN AUSPOL BUT NO YOU HAD TO MAKE ONE AS WELL I FUCKING HATE YOU CUNT I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU CUNT FGUCK YOU

>>126145131
I know a fair few bush blacks, they're alright. it's the ones that are half way that I think are fucked, not civilised enough to be productive but in our civilisation enough to get grog and sniff.
they need to make up their minds on whether or not they want to join or revert back to their indigenous culture. they cant have it both ways.

>>126145276
Piss off Melbourian chink

>>126144968
Unfortunately lad, Australian *suburbs* are becoming liberal hellholes. Can't say fag without getting a weird look anymore.

>>126144901
I'm in SA too. They better fucking not our state suffers enough as it is. 1-2million """immigrants""" and """refugees""" will kill this state for good.

>>126144645
“Privileged” male students have been told to be more like women by curbing their confidence and refraining from dominating or showing off during classes, following workshops run by the University of Melbourne Student Union.

Men should also acknowledge that being born male and white affords them certain privileges and reconsider the use of “Australian banter” during tutorials because of the risks of excluding students from other cultural backgrounds.

Following recent workshops on “how privilege manifests itself in tutorials”, recommendations were given to university staff last week.

A report from the sessions, tabled with the union’s student council, reveals female and coloured students complaints about “gaslighting” — a term commonly used to describe how victims of domestic violence are manipulated by perpetrators — describing how white, male students talk over them in class, “making us question whether we know anything”.

“Ways for men not to dominate tutorials: acknowledging the race and gender problem in order to fix it,” the report says. “Questioning yourself, when you want to speak in a tutorial, as to why you want to speak. Is it to self-aggrandise or to learn and contribute.”

The report also advises female students against the tendency of some women to cushion opinions with qualifying statements like “this is probably stupid but ...”.

“Women should stop second-guessing their intelligence,” it says.

“But men should learn how to speak like women (and) not speak with absolute confidence when they are in fact not sure or expressing an opinion.”

The workshops were well-attended, according to the report, but the concept has raised concern about freedom of expression and thought in one of the country’s most prestigious educational institutions.

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>>126145411
It follows February reports that new University of Western Australia students were handed a 29-point “male privilege checklist” during orientation week, which detailed perceived male advantages over females in careers, sexuality, personal safety, child rearing, and even clothing.

Critics claim these are signs that local universities are headed the way of US campuses, where extreme political correctness has spawned a so-called “snowflake generation” — young adults prone to taking offence and flinching from views that challenge theirs.

The Institute of Public Affairs’ director of foundations of Western civilisation, Bella d’Abrera, said the workshops perpetuated the “white male privilege myth” of identity politics, which claims that biology, race and gender determine destiny.

“By asking men to tone down ‘Australian banter’ and to ‘speak like women’, the (student union) is simultaneously discriminating against men and patronising women,” Dr d’Abrera said. “The workshops are a direct assault on masculinity and are designed to make men feel ashamed of being men.”

Centre for Independent Studies policy director Jeremy Sammut said universities should be places that encouraged freedom of thought and ideas. “Instead of students focusing on their courses and developing their minds, they’re being told to not only watch what they say but how they say it,” he said. “If these students can’t handle the exchange of differing views, how will they ever go on to become a CEO or the prime minister of the country?”

The student union did not respond to requests for comment.

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>>126145276
I bet you're an African aren't ya?

>>126145349
I don't know what country I'd move to if they ever invaded us like that. I love Australia so much, but there's only so much I can take.

>>126144689
SOUTH Australia now has fewer 15-34-year-olds than in the mid-1980s, and the state desperately needs to double its rate of population growth or face dire consequences, a major Deloitte report has warned.

The global firm has singled out the sectors it believes can put the state back on the path to economic prosperity — but rapid population growth is the key to success.

Deloitte will today release itsMake it big Adelaidereport,as figures released yesterdayshow SA’s surging jobless rate of 7.3 per cent is defying national trendsand is clearly the worst in the country.

The report draws on six months of research and analysis to deliver a blueprint on how to transform the state’s economy.

The eight sectors it believes are the key to SA’s revival are international education, energy and gas, tourism, agribusiness, defence industries, creative industries, health and medical industries

and professional and IT services.

...

Deloitte says the state already performs well in the first four sectors, and has great potential in the second four.

Deloitte Access Economics director Aaron Hill said it was not enough that Adelaide and SA were seen as “a nice place to live’’.

“We know there are many positive things about living in a smaller population state like South Australia and city like Adelaide, for example, the lifestyle offered.

“But without people and their skills and ideas, economies just don’t thrive, as public and private investment and the creation of jobs follow where people choose to live.

He said that for many years, too many young South Australians had left seeking better futures elsewhere, taking their skills, ideas and passion with them.

“Yes, they leave a lot behind, but this hasn’t been enough to stop them,” he said.

“This simply has to change. We want our young people to be able to stay, and we want them to raise their children here with the confidence that they too can make it in Adelaide.”

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you guys still watching the news?
they changed the music

that abo thing seems interesting, one day they're going to find mungoman colonies and realise that all abo's are just the cunts who wiped them out like sapiens did to the Neanderthals

>>126145584
Deloitte argues that SA needs to double its population growth rate between now and 2027 and bring in an extra 290,000 people — or 142,000 above government forecasts — to reach a population of two million. The state is currently on track to reach that level by 2039.

This ambitious target coincides with damning figures that show only 1 per cent of the jobs created in Australia in the last five years were in SA.

Deloitte South Australian managing partner Andrew Culley said population growth would be the measure of success that the state was doing the right things to grow the economy broadly across various sectors.
“It’s no secret that South Australia’s economy has been growing more slowly than the rest of mainland Australia over the last three decades at least, with annual growth of 2.3 per cent between 1990 and 2016 compared to 3.1 per cent nationally.

“And the same goes for population growth, which is half that of Australia as a whole, as young South Australians choose opportunities in other states and not enough other young people choose to move to South Australia to replace them.

“We believe investment in the right industries, and the resulting job opportunities, will be key to keeping more of our young people here, and to attracting more of the best and brightest to make South Australia home.

He said that for Adelaide to compete nationally and globally, it needed to attract more than its fair share of the world’s best and brightest via appropriately targeted migration.

“Ultimately, the return of strong population growth will be the most robust indicator of a return to growing and sustainable economic health,” he said.

The report is the first step for Deloitte. which will be consulting with the public, government and business over the next year. It will then release findings, actions and solutions resulting from that process.

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>>126145411
>>126145456
this really boils my blood.
leftists need to be sent to the camps.

>>126145666
The firm has argued that South Australians have previously hoped for a “silver bullet”, such as a major project to bail out the economy, or placed the full responsibility at the feet of government.

In contrast, Deloitte says a revival needs to be “fuelled mainly by new private sector investment”.

One idea which could grow the population in the right way would be a targeted migration scheme, which “could ... impact those sectors of the South Australian economy where we have a comparative advantage, like energy and gas or tourism’’.

“The reality is that both public and private capital chase where people choose to live,’’ the report says.

“Ensuring our existing jobs continue to be based in Adelaide and that we’re able to attract the best and brightest will be ever more reliant on scale in the future.

“Without scale, we won’t develop our services sectors. And without services, we miss our opportunity to fill the hole left by traditional manufacturing and decades of slower growth.

That’s why we need 2 million people by 2027.’’

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Is Iggy still getting blacked?

>>126144968

do you think they put shit in the water that turns frogs gay? Common mate. 2/10

>>126145051
It's reasonably polite. Not everyone can handle the bantz tho mate. also
>Job = doing something = working
>School is for dumb people so they learn
>literally... sure

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>>126145411
>>126145456
Better correct our opinions too

"Oceania was at war with Eurasia; therefore Oceania had always been at war with Eurasia."

>>126145130
>dingotwitter
I checked that # once and there wasn't much there. not many retweets on any of the tweets or anything.

I was pretty disappointed. I'd been led to believe it was bigger.

>>126136574
>not taking your katana on the train

>teleports behind you to take the window seat
>nothing personal kid

>>126145757
>Common mate. 2/10
it's not bait, you cunts just spend too much time on your computers
the real world is out there, just waiting for you

>>126145411
Since when do women second guess their so called intelligence anymore? Lol. It's all straight ahead for them. Straight into being a Jew retard.

>>126145349
And SA would not even be able to attract the better types of immigrants either.

We'd get all the garbage, and that's saying something since all non-white migrants are garbage to start with.

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>>126145411
>reconsider the use of “Australian banter” during tutorials

>>126145322
Yep. Just went to Coles. It's like Brazil. Were fucked.

>>126144242

Just because you go to Uni doesn't mean you have to become a cuck, what a load of shit.

Keep in mind that military officers go through Uni (ADFA), would you call them homos?

>>126146014
:( and every Australia day they keep telling us how privileged we are.

>>126145879
We might not actually, since Adelaide is so small all the Africans and shit seem to crowd to Melbourne and Sydney for some reason. Adelaide even seems to have a really small Asian population unless you go right into the city.

>>126145955
Feelsbadman

>>126145879
We'd get jungle niggers and sand niggers galore. Then you will say goodbye to move beautiful white neighborhoods and houses as they're replaced with apartments and ghettos.

>>126145955
Probably the thing that hurts the most. Destroying the "Aussie banter" would mean the end of Australian culture and White Australia as we know it. There would be no recovery.

>>126144242
that's a fucking retarded attitude, every cunt going through uni gets indoctrinated with this shit, and they're slowly pushing it into primary schools now. havent you seen the german children being taught about anal sex and masturbation and homosexuals and trannies and all that shit? this shit will never stop, and your fuckheaded attitude of just ignoring it like it's gunna go away is exactly what they want.

>>126146354
This anon is right. Remember the (((Safe Schools))) bullshit that was going to teach this? It's not completely over yet so we still need to fight it at all costs or kiss goodbye the future Australian generations.

BOYS OUR BOY ASSANGE IS ONE STEP CLOSER TO COMING HOME

https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/865493584803266561

>>126145837

>says real world is like pol
>while we're on pol
>gee. lets see
>blame the jews at work on monday
>fired

Chea

>>126146169
That's how it was here in the 90s. Suburbs were 95-98% white. Heaps of gooks at unis, in the city, maybe a few suburbs out west. Now it's ratshit. Only took a couple of decades to ruin it.

The only hope is a massive global depression and maybe ww3. Maybe Trump will crack the shits now that he's being seriously investigated and start getting violent.

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>>126146483
What the fuck is Bongiorno's problem?

>>126146558
I remember entire blocks in the suburbs being white, it was great. You saw maybe an asian or two here or there but it was such a rare occurrence. Now, it's slowly crept it's way out. In 2 decades MAX the only Whites left in Australia will be in rural communities.

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Who wants to audition for First Dates that's on Channel 7 with me?

>>126146644
Stick up his ass

I've seen him post on heaps of shit. He's just some troll.

>>126146728
>He's just some troll
Isn't he the channel 10 journalist?

>>126146644
He looks like he lost weight so he could get gay sex.

>>126146169
>really small Asian population
>really small
cunt there are practically entire blocks in the CBD you could walk around with seeing a european now, all asians with a couple indians. really small my arse.

and there're more africans than you think, gotta go to the right suburbs.

>>126146759
Shit you are right

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Bongiorno

just made a post about making a post on aus/pol/ in /nrl/ lads

>>126146482
Ammunition to get you started if you don't have it. Be sure to tell parents with young children you know as well.

http://www.(S)(M)(H).com.au/comment/the-hermit/safe-schools-getting-scrutiny-it-deserves-20160309-gneczs.html

http://unsafeschools.org/the-australian-safe-schools-program-la-trobe-university/

http://unsafeschools.org/

>>126147025
Nice ID Nuggs.

Why is Queensland considered the racist state I was talking to some chick from NSW and that is what we're known as down there?

>>126147034
I have that last link bookmarked and shared whenever possible. Thanks for the links anon.

>>126146508
>like pol
no it's like aus pol

>>126147066
Because thats where Pauline is

>>126145411
>women should stop second-guessing their intelligence
>men need to start second-guessing their intelligence

>>126147066
you're also known as the cunts who keep whooping our Blues team with your big abo lads

>>126147066
It's the state which is seen as the most white and a reflection of old Australian values and culture which is why people always attack it these days. Can't have that, gotta be pozzed progressives like the Socialist Republic of Melbourne.

>>126141389

If you get the ratio of butter to Vegemite just right, you'll love it forever

>>126145955
yeah we've come to explect the other buzzword they use but amazing they would target banter
they mentioned this in an article posted in last night's thread
>>126025367

great thing to remember is that aussies don't take this shit - its just up to us to wake them up to it being pushed and mobilise them against it

Abbott gets one of those honorary degrees in israel.

He's not our boy.

http://www.baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/tony-abbott-and-julia-gillard-to-receive-honorary-doctorates-in-israel-20170515-gw4vwn.html

>>126147172
see
>>126147545

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>>126147545
He never was. Liberals love Jewish cock. He just made for good memes.

>>126134684
i wish good day to you also, mate

>>126145808
its still very new

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>>126147691

>>126148038
Truck of peace when?

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>>126147691
is that the science party?

>>126148038
Society would honestly be better with everyone one of them removed from the gene pool.

>>126148038
>promote degenerate faggots buttfucking each other
>want decent hiv prevention
Fucking idiots.

>>126148198
Worse. It's the Socialist Party.

>>126148038
these "humans" are NOT human

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What can we do about this cunt? He's massively influencing younger voters (he even bragged about it on his fb).

>>126148302
kek Someone at my uni dropped off a few pepe flyers and triggered the leftists. This is in Adelaide too, which is no where near as liberal as Melbourne or Sydney afaik

>>126148038
>decent hiv prevention now
Yeah I bet condoms are rare and a luxury in Australia.
I hate this retards.

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>>126148302

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>>126148038
i was an unironic Greens supporter a decade ago. flooded with relief at having escaped that.

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>>126145456
>a 29-point “male privilege checklist"

Does it include homelessness, suicide rates, workplace injury and death, military deaths, military draft, homicide, cancer deaths, unemployment, higher work hours, higher admissions criteria and all the other "privileges" that guys get?

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>>126148038

>>126148564
Same here.

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>>126141435

>>126148734
Of course not. Imaginary problems only.

>>126148451
such a punchable face

remember this line of him shitting on aussie hip hop cause its bogan, then smugly holding up the gold standard of "real hiphop like them africamericans" despite having the same degeneracy. the cognitive dissonance is real

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>>126141435

join us

>>126148451
Is he a trust fund kiddy? He doesn't really seem to have to work.

>>126149156
>>126149366
ffs stop derailing the thread with this shit
>>126138295

Is it still pathetic to live with my parents if I'm the one paying the rent?

>>126149692
That makes you a good son lad.

*pats on back*

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>>126149405

>quit shitposting

>>126149388
He's a "comedian"

He goes on tour and shit around Australia, 1mill+ likes so I assume he probably can afford his own place but before that I reckon he was

any soldiers itt?
what do think of this shit:
defencejobs.gov.au/education/gap-year/

>>126149236
He is the Aussie John Oliver, indoctrinating young, uni aged Australians on who to vote for, and unfortunately it looks like he is very good at it. He has literally no opposition

>>126149388
>>126149808
Ho goes to uni. He also models on the side.

hey gay cunts

>>126149968
>>126149933
>>126149808
>>126149388
>>126149236
>>126148451
WTF are you guys on about? Who's this ugly cunt and why is he relevant? Better yet why do you guys know who he is?

>>126150023
Hello.

>>126149816

glad i got denied entry how cucked they've got in the last few years

>>126149968
Beat the shit out of him for fun.

>>126150096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uTL7xRNXWI

>>126150023
Sup faglord

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>>126150023

High Im Fuck

What a fuckstick.

>Jordan says that comedy is an art form solely reserved for the left-wing; the right just doesn’t get it.

“The right can’t really be as funny as the left can, there’s something inherently more aggressive about the right.”

“It’s just taking away your rights, so it’s basically just convincing you that you don’t deserve anything, they can’t really joke about that.”

“There has to be an element of truth in comedy, otherwise people aren’t laughing at it. Otherwise people will sit there and disagree.”


http://www.sneakymag.com/life/getting-friendly-australias-sharpest-youtube-personality/


If anyone tried to be funny and right wing they'd get lynched.

>>126150262
He is pretty dumb. That is a bad understanding of the right even by left wing standards.

>>126142884

How does a yank procure some of these mystical tim tams? I want to put my mouth on one of these warlocks and give it a try.

>>126150348
I'll send ya some m8. Give me your address and SSN.

>>126150096
He's good for maybe one or two laughs if you are really bored. But he's just another short sighted leftist douche.

>>126150262
what cunt

>>126150262
Right wingers are usually too busy trying to do things like raise families, work and help contribute to keeping our economy going instead of focusing on non-productive activities like comedy.

>>126150329
Yep it's just more of the same herrr bogans are dumb right type comedy.

Although he did shit on Hillary supporters so he's not a total cunt.

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>>126150348

You have to do the timtam slam mate 100%

>>126150348
They sell them at walmart. They call them something different but they are the same thing. Just google it.

>>126150414
Wot? Cunt?

friendlyjordies has like 125k subscribers is he even that influential?

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Mushie season in its early days and im ready to cash in on it as a fucking NEET

>>126150631
He will be if you faggots keep talking about his him.

>>126150632
The cops will be waiting for you m8. they stake out all the hunting grounds.

>>126150262
What the cunt. I thought he was ok to watch for a lefty (I don't mind putting up with some left wing stuff, but my politics are right wing)

But that is fucking disgusting. I'm glad I didn't pay money to see that cunt

>>126150348
You gotta eat a drop bear m9/11

>>126150513
I hate it when people shit on bogans. 9999% of people don't know a real bogan or have never met a real bogan in their life.

>>126150395

Fuck I'm getting some deja vu of the time my hockey camp Roomate convinced me you guys had all those evil koalas called drop bears on an island and that you had to have glass shards sprinkled on your roofs so the roo's didn't jump on them.

Anyway those tim tams look delicious

> 2612617970

> 2500 n Houston street,
> Dallas TX,
> apt 7271

>>126150423
That's it. There's not exactly a lot of places to go and practice if you did want to be a right wing comedian. You're massively behind the eight ball before you've even started.

>>126150631
7k followers on twitter lmao

>>126150715

Are you a fucking wizard?

>>126150631
He brags about influencing elections and shit and on one of his videos provided some evidence.

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>>126150632
Thanks for the reminder

>>126150715
I'd be cool with it if we could shit on everyone else. But they won't have it because overall bogans made the west, are ultimately superior and they know it and that's the truth that would come out. Then everyone would go natsoc and start murdering cunts.

>>126150533

Thanks but I already gave this nice fellow my info. If there is one thing I have learned from this site it's Australia is our real greatest ally, and you guys always shoot straight and our straightforward honest and trustworthy.

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>>126150799
Yes mate. I'm the a level 99+ Wizard

>>126150830
>couple of angry emails
>influencing elections
Ok

>>126150982

> ice spell
> ice spell
> ice spell

!!!!

>>126150423
>>126150725
Rightwingers are at a disadvantage in comedy because most of modern comedy is about undermining society and institutions. Of descending to the bottom of the degeneracy barrel.

Because conservatives are opposed to doing that, all they are left with is lame and out of fashion mother-in-law type jokes.

>>126150974
The difference between us and your other allies is we pull our own weight. Israel begs for your tax dollars, all we want is your women.

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>>126150974
Yeah mate, loved America. Cheap grog, good cunts, cheap old cars, guns, ciggies, weed. Perfect country, besides Australia.

I got a shot up give way (yield) sign for my captcha haha

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>>126150262
that's definitely not true anymore. it's the leftists that have become orthodox and authoritarian. their ideology has become so outrageous and far from true or good that they fear genuine criticism, so free speech and real comedy are absolutely off limits to them as their bullshit gets torn to shreds too easily.

meanwhile the right is now full of punk nihilists who don't care anymore, haven't settled into an orthodoxy yet, and want to be traditional because it's counter revolutionary. we welcome free speech and comedy because we're fighting a state-backed authoritarian ideology that wants to crush us, and free speech and comedy are two of the only defences we have.

>>126151098

My best chick friend(who introduced me to my current gf) is fucking the Aussie here on rugby scholarship we met at a bar downtown. I'm doing my part, just like those torches in lord of the rings I answered the call.

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>>126150974
>you guys always shoot straight
>no gunz

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>>126139610
they're still around

>>126151193

Fuck that's right you guys don't have squirrels or chipmunks lol. Also aussies are my favorite. Used to bartend so my late hours would lead me to oceanic time playing games online, met a ton of cool aussies.

>>126151085
Yep Rodney rude was piss funny and I'm 99% sure he wasn't some leftist fag.

Jimoeion was funny too and I remember him whinging about how comedy was turning homo.

>>126151278

Sorry, Texan saying lol

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>>126150988
He has no opposition at all online. He is free to indoctrinate as he see's fit. His influence will only grow and grow.

>>126151062
>level 99+ rune armour deflect

!!!!

>>126151375
Rodney Rude just does rude mother in law jokes.

>>126151473
literally every australian youtube personality is some leftist fag, that shooter williamson is as well, and there's the far left media group that do all the parodies

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>There's no right wing comedians

yeah ok cunts, i bet you underage faggots dont even know who this is

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>>126151440
>that ID

>>126151574

I went to a Jim Jefferies show here in Dallas, he decided to Cold open the show preaching to us about guns. The show didn't go very well.

>>126151574
Roundabout crew?

Neel Kohatkar or whatever says he is. But he released this video which is very accurate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKcWu0tsiZM

>>126151615

Fuck. Need to take some screen caps if it.

>>126151511
Nah I remember him saying how you just go up to a group of japs and go hawww if you wanted to hang with them. Plus he did that wog song.

>>126151777
I don't understand what we are arguing over.

>>126151727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOMpxsiUg2Q
he's done a few videos like that, it's become pretty reasonable to make fun of the far left because of how far they've gone.

>>126151862
I was just about to post that. Its funny watching the comments of all the butthurt lefties when they watch these videos.

He describes himself as socially and economically liberally apparently, but he says that things have gone well above and beyond a joke.

>>126151355
Digits! Yeah, I miss playing international mmorpgs. I used to play lineage 2 on the US servers (kain) and the mod servers, so fun. Really good to team up with the Yanks vs the Chinese gold farmers, before the gold farmers were replaced by bots.

Automation.. good thing bar tending always requires real humans. I got banned from wow in beta so I missed that wave, seemed like the same good Aussie/Yank vibe.

Do a work visa here if you're under 30, Google Aus work holiday visa.

>>126151969
Not fucking good enough

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>>126151969
that's how far it's shifted, lots of leftist faggots are being left behind. even germaine fucking greer is too far to the right for the latest round of identity ideologues.