Brit/pol/ - Preuße is a girl edition

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>tfw all my students are taking an exam today so I don't have anything to do

>>126116870
Are any of them fit? Could you pull a Saville without getting nicked?

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THINGS

>>126117056
they're all legal age, yeah a couple are alright

>>126116973
I want to bury my face in that ass and not emerge for hours.

>>126116277

Good luck in the exam. Hope you scrape through alright.

GeoGuesser has sucked me in too. I was 3 miles from a spot on Luton though, so I'd say it's worth failing for that little endorphin rush.

>>126116776
Oh yes, Brit/pol/ is so much better.

Mummyposting, Karen posting, anime, LARPing, attention-whoring tripusers, tunnocks teacakes, morality man, momentum-posting, abbotposting, Indyref2 posters, farage cock-gobbling, replacing links in OP with dumb shit.

Don't even try to fucking make out this is any better. You're lying to yourself.

>>126116714
as long as it can cum flaccid just get a hooker to blow

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Start buying guns.

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>>126117254

>>126117254
You can add to that list "THINGS"/blairite/blood for the blood god posting as well.

>>126117072
CAN ONLY GET WORSE

>>126117345
Oh look, an MSPaint comic. That sure showed me.

>>126117254
It's better when it gets later. And if you ignore the shit there are some really decent discussions. Same can be said for the whole board I guess.

>>126117204
don't worry prooby, things will get better

>be GeoGuesser employee
>know /britpol/ like to play late nights
>rig game to only drop UK map players in rainy, nondescript fields out of spite

feels

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>>126117313
>Buy guns
>Implying you can even buy a metal spoon

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>>126117434
>btfo by an mspaint comic

>>126117460
>Ignoring things instead of pointing out problems and protesting them/developing solutions to them.

Great strategy.

>>126117493
Oh fuck off you cunt, stop trying to ruin comfy hours.

Don't talk like you know me.

>>126117551
That's your opinion, and you are entitled to it, no matter how fragile and unfounded it is.

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>>126117254
>morality man
jesus takes many forms, lad

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>>126117617
>being this autistic
>being this bluepilled

No beers or smokes left so night lads

>>126117617
Pointing them out is boring as fuck, possibly more annoying than shitposters. We all know the solutions but they aren't implemented.

>>126117668
Night to you too

>>126117668
>Don't talk like you know me.

What does this even mean? Daft cunt.

>>126117857
night

Tara Tainton plays a good mom, I wonder if she has kids in real life.

>>126117816
Carswell is one above the rest. Doom 'n' Gloom is obviously superior though.

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>>126117668
but what if I do?

>>126117910
>Mom
Fuck off

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>>126117535
Don't make me break out my tactical home defence rolling pin

>>126117816
>Claims I'm bluepilled
>Blue in his image is mummy may posters
>I've already complained about that

BTFO by your own post, eh?

Notice how i can destroy you with words, while you rely on images made by others posted virally and repeatedly with very minor alterations all day every day?

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>>126117870
Do not talk like you know me.

What part of that is so hard to understand you thick cunt?

>>126117857
Nothing annoys me more than people getting vocally irate about things that are wrong. I don't know why. I'm not even 20 for another week. Am I already jaded?

>>126117816
why does cuckswell have a lib dem logo?

>>126118039
All you've done is proved just how autistic you are.

Well done.

>>126117972
Mate if you can actually dox her please just do it so the insufferable bint fucks off for good

>>126118000
She's American. Be wtong to call a Yank mum.

>>126118210
fucking (you) me you prick

>>126118251
>her

>>126117972
>>126118251
Leak lewd feet photos.

>>126118210
You've spent over a year with your various tripcodes doing that, so I suppose that makes you a qualified psychological specialist, doesn't it?

>Calling people out is autistic.
No, adults take criticism on the chin. You're responding like a child.
Grow up

>>126118210
is this the same guy, getting irate about nonsense, from the previous thread?

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>>126118081
He was just trying to be nice. You're mean.

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@126118348
>fucking (you) me you prick
Is that what kids call a pick up line nowadays? No thanks.

>kids
>Any qualified person analysing their posts would either think they're a child or an immature adult with complex mental issues.

Nice. Classy.

>>126118358
This desu

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>>126118427
He's just mad because I took the piss out of him in the last thread, and the anonymongs jump on the bandwagon because they hope that this just might be the day of their 'uprising'.

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>>126118528

Hello everyone :)

>>126116714
>op image
Marina and the Diamonds?

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>>126118678
>being this buttblasted over being bammed up

You can just tell you were the go to 'victim' no matter who you were hanging out with.

Why aren't you in bed?

>>126118763
>day of their 'uprising'
well, no one likes tripfags round here so i'm not surprised...

>>126119190
>tfw no proob in my bed
no reason to

>>126119033
As I've implied already, consistently posting image macros with a faux sense of superiority does not constitute "winning" anything.

You have no arguments and no solutions. You are as brain-dead as the next man.
Get a grip.

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>>126119389
Fuck off you smelly wee cunt.

>tfw can't sleep, so you just watch your girlfriend sleeping beside you, and think about your amazing future together

Life's good lads

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>>126119494
>he says while losing

Really activated my almonds

>>126119494
You don't unironically believe people come here to be intellectual, right?

This is 4chan, not some academic conference.

>meme image macro and meme text in one post.

I see. Hopeless case.

>>126119599
Until you realise she's baking brown bread but your flour is white

>>126119190
Circadian rhythm has been topsy turvy for a week or so now, not arsed to change it.

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>>126119599

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>>126119494
>desperately trying this hard to one up a triplord because you claim you despise them yet attempt to imitate the worst of the tripfags

>>126119599
>tfw nothing more interesting going on than watching some cunts have an argument on brit/pol

>>126119709
>flour
>white

>>126119781
Why do you manufacture scenarios which do not exist in the real world?

All you are proving is that I am the one who is more intelligent.

>>126119792
This. Unironically more entertaining than anything else going on at the moment.

>>126119913
>tfw I can hear your tears while your ego shatters

>>126119792
It's not an argument, it's two tripcode users getting irate that their safe space on the 4chinz is being invaded, so have defaulted to their base reaction, to make implications which are based on nothing and post image macros in the vain attempt of feeling like they won something.

>>126119913
t. brainlet

>Can't sleep again

Somebody just kill me

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>>126120046
>to make implications which are based on nothing
False and ironic.

Keep at it though.

>>126120190
Pew pew
Ok ur dead now
That'll be 5 bucks plz :')

As we can see, he made the exact post I described in my summary.

You've become predictable.
All of you.

>>126120046
>having a breakdown because proob laughed at you
is this as good as it gets for the anonymongs?

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Who are we voting for lads?

I was going to vote Cuckservative but since there's nothing about immigration now I'm not so sure. Maybe Mummy May will go full Thatcher once she's guaranteed her 5 years though.

>>126120323
t. Predictable critic of tripfags

>>126120387
I haven't made a single criticism of using a tripcode actually.

Try again.

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>>126120375
LAB- I MEAN TUSC SURGE

>>126120375
I'm not voting
I hate all the parties

>>126120375
Tories if I can be arsed. Anything else is a wasted vote.

>>126120375
May is promising at least a reduction in net migration. I think thats better than promising open borders, but then again the tories lie and never deliver on their campaign promises so who knows what the fuck they'll do.

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>>126120375
Vote for LibDem but scribble naughty words on your ballot.

What was last night's Question Time like lads? Should I give it watch? I bet the fucking first one I miss in forever was goat.

>>126120375
>>126120497
>I'm not voting
this.
seems the only way, ukip have gone full on meme, and their leader is a chump.
conservative manifesto is just labour but slower.

Maybe vote for labour just for the keks

>>126120470
>yfw you realise that we all know repressed feelings lead you to this state

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>>126120470
Let it all out you wee virgin.

I was thinking of trying some standup soon at my uni comedy society

I have a short five minute routine about how they're called political parties, and that is also the word for a celebratory event

>>126120746
You'd be an alright trip if you weren't so fucking needy and cunty all the time.

>>126120733
>>126120497
If you're not going to vote, at least go in and spoil your ballot, because that gets counted as a vote for nobody. That at least signals to politicians that something might be wrong. Not even bothering to go in and draw a dick/swastika/angry face on the paper just implies lethargy which politicians love exploiting.

>>126120746
>>126120752
Can't refute my point so you imply there's some sort of emotional barricade occuring?

I hope you can do better than that.

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>>126120895
needy?

>>126119599
I'm trying to but she keeps farting in her sleep and it's kinda ruining the moment desu.

>>126120908
That's what I meant mate

But yeah I'll do that
Will be fun

>>126120908
>tfw registering to vote just to spoil a ballot
what do i write that is really cutting?

>>126120979
>>126120895
Can you cunts fuck off with this /soc/ tier shit? Obviously underage attention seekers. Take it to /soc/ thats literally what that board is for.

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>>126120979
Don't start your pish again.

See what you fucking cunts did with all this pube is a girl shitposting? You unrionically summoned an actual fucking teenage girl into Brit/pol/, fuck sake you cunts.

>>126121072
Flash and Circle maybe?

Writing something is a bit much because nobody sees it except the faceless buerocrat who counts the vote as spoiled and puts it in a pile that gets shredded.

I used to count votes. A fun one if you want to be naughty, is draw something that confuses which vote you're actually going for. Like putting a cross in one box and a tick in another.

>>126121145
fuck you

you started it

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>>126121134
Never reply to tripfag scum, ever.

>>126121145
I know you're not a girl. You're an English guy pretending to be a girl pretending to be a guy from Glasgow, it's pretty strange desu

>>126121072
>>126121293
Can't they trace ballots back to who wrote them? Don't write anything that could get you nicked.

>>126121549
No they can't you dumb fuck

>>126121549
no... that's sort of the point

>>126121439
>I know you're not a girl.
I've said I'm not a girl a thousand times already m8

>You're an English guy
No.

>>126121549
t. underage

>>126121768
You're blatantly English. You try way too hard to make out that you're Scottish, it's embarrassing.

>>126121984
I'm not though, I'm not Scottish either.

>>126121608
>>126121744
>Today, to prevent fraud, every ballot paper carries a Serial number as well as a unique official mark. This means that, although the ballot in UK elections is supposed to be secret, it is theoretically possible to trace each vote to the voter who cast it. It is, however, illegal to do so.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/generalelection/general-election-2015-explained-voting-10227175.html

I imagine you'd get a knock on the door if you wrote anything "extremist".

>>126122093
what?
i love voter id now

>>126122093
>tfw you could get in trouble for drawing a lighting bolt in a circle on a piece of paper

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>>126122286

>>126122070
Knew it. Well some anon said you're a Polish girl living in Glasgow, I'm going to assume he was right.

>"Our children!"
>thunderous applause

>>126122547
German actually.

Not a girl though.

Morning Lads

Ashamed that I live on the same Island as you fuckers.

>>126122760
morning anon. comfy sleep?

Do I go to sleep now and wake up in about 4 hours or do I power through the day then go to sleep in the evening?

>>126122754
Ohhh German girls are cute. Can you post feet pls

>>126122894
No

>tfw you waited for a week for proob to come back only for him to post at these hours and ruin your sleeping pattern just so he can change his posting hours yet again and you have to adjust

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>>126123063
I'm not a girl

>>126123249
Whatever it takes, right babe?

>>126123063
>German girls are cute
lel. literally 90% paki and roach at this point

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>want to sit next to the fire

>fire will melt my teacakes

JUST

Shelton from the Big Bang theory got a spin off about him growing up
Called 'young Shelton '

Can't fucking wait !

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>>126123286

girl whose vagina I came in just told me her period started

thank FUCK I was on edge for a while

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>>126123310
How long until it happens to us man?

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Honestly can't wait for the election lads, why does it have to be so far away?

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>>126123474

>>126123474
I'm supposed to be on a diet and you keep talking about teacakes. Now I have to wait for sainsburys to open so I can go on a teacake run. Fuck sake anon

>>126124374
This is the first time I posted anything to do with anime :-)

>Con 49 (nc) Lab 34 (+8) LD 7 (-7) Greens 3 (+2) UKIP 2 (-2)

FARRON'S UNDEAD LEGION
THE ABYSS WATCHERS

>>126124168
>tfw girlfriend has the implant, so the thrill of potentially getting her pregnant has gone

>>126124772
Tbh I'm just happy she hasn't had her period in almost two years now, kind of forgot they were even a thing tbqhwu

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I actually quite like him, lads. In fact, I was pretty fucking angry how the rest of the panel were allowed to just shout over him and mock him and not let him speak.

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>>126124772
contraception makes me sad these days... where's the fun?

>>126124740
pic related

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>>126124318

I can't wait to get all comfy in the chaos of the final couple of days.

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>>126116973
fugggggggg

https://youtu.be/__rmG9tQQvs

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>>126124168

Don't celebrate just yet lad, you're probably firing blanks

keep it going lads. i need a nap

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*Blocks Your Path*

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What's Brit/pol/ jerking it to these days?

>>126117213
Thanks pham.

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>>126123474
>tfw I put the teacake too close to the tea and it starts melting

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more like Leanne Would, amirite?

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Ran out of clotted cream.
What am I slapping on me scones lads?

>>126126195
smegma TBQH

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>>126125791
She tries so hard to hide that Jay Leno chin

Anybody else think this election was a massive blunder for May?

The conservatives sort of rely on people (especially the youth vote) being apathetic/disenthused and this is the third big vote in three years.

>>126126556
Even if the young turn out to vote their overall number will still be small.

The number of former UKIP voters switching to Tory greatly outnumbers the young, so it won't really matter.

>>126118039
destroy you with words lol

>>126126159
There's a reason Wales is called "The breeding ground for English men".

I mean, it's only ever been called that right now, in this conversation, but still.

>>126126304
Am I the only one who doesn't get smegma? Not cut either, nothing builds up under the ridge.

>>126129267

something something land of my fathers
something something cymru am byth

>>126126837
They might have lost some of the oldies tho
With this whole winter fuel thing

Also for some reason the youth care about old people all of a sudden
A year ago they wanted them all killed at 65

which one gives me internet privacy and which one is cheaper.

>>126129464
Me mum's gran's from Wales.
I'm banned from the sheep section of the zoo.

>>126129327
I get it daily
If I go a day without a shower I'll have some, like a layer of it

>>126129775
Literally never had more than flakes, like dandruff, no idea how these lads are using it as a philadelphia substitute.

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>tfw you try to fix your sleep schedule but it's too hot to sleep

Kill me.

>>126130435
Stay up all night, spend day exhausted, fall asleep whatever time you want.

Why is the left forever operating under the assumption that having nuclear deterrence is optional?

I swear to christ "Muh trident" is overtaking "muh NHS" as the retarded mouthbreather complaint on QT.

As long as Nukes exist you need a fucking deterrent you goddamn imbeciles.

>>126130830
It's as if they believe that they're to be used as a conventional tactical weapon, that at any second we could just get bored and nuke Burkino Faso.

>>126129327
Same tbqh. I can't even touch my bellend under the foreskin, it fucking hurts (is that phimosis? I don't fucking know) so I don't really wash under there at all, but nothing builds up. Maybe it's because I wank a lot. Maybe that sort of "flushes" everything out.

>>126131779
I used to have phimosis, funnily enough, it just sort of came loose eventually, then I started stretching it and now it's normal.

Before I did this it was literally the most sensitive part of my body. The first time I pulled the foreskin back the fucking wind felt like a knife cutting through my bell end. And I was indoors, with no fan on, or windows open, or anything. Now I can comfortably hold my bell end in my hand as if it were any other part of my penis. It can still be sensitive in areas though.

>>126132166
so how about those politics?

>>126132782
Oh come on, laddo, I'm relating to a personal health issue with someone who may be worried or anxious about a similar situation, reassuring him that he's healthy.

And anyway, I already replied to your trident post, see >>126131193

Weed-quitting anon here. Still having vivid nightmares every night. Last night dreamt a load of babies and kids were dying in my back garden from starvation.

>>126133541
How graphic was it? Did you see rotting flesh or owt?

>>126133636
Was pretty graphic, they were all laying around writhing in agony, malnourished, dying, dead, pale skin etc.

>>126133773
Jesus, sounds terrible. At this point me mum would say some hippie bollocks like "it's the toxins leaving the body" or some such nonsense, at any rate I'm sure you'll get through it, just imagine they were Irish republicans.

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>>126133541
Sounds like your shit was spiked with crystal.

>>126133920
Yea it's fucked up. Apart from these nightmares I'm not having any problems, but they're so bad some nights theyre the only thing that make me want to get back on the weed just so they can stop. Not sure it can even be reversed. Oh well my own fault.

>>126134038
It's a common thing for vivid dreams/nightmares to occur after quitting a daily weed habit. Unfortunately I've read accounts of quitters still having them for months even years after quitting

>>126134104
It's most likely just withdrawal, how long have you been off it?

>>126134288
3 and a half weeks

>>126134288
>>126134321
Similar thing happens with Serotonergic agents.

>>126134321
You truly have got the worst of it. Aren't there some things you can take to stop dreaming all together? I never dream for some reason, it's a complete blank from when I hit the pillow to when I get up.

>>126120375

I'm fucking terrified, mate. I think I'm voting for Milkman's party. Tories offer nothing to me the I think they can deliver, Labour is just retarded and the Nutter seems incompetent with a Nigeless party. Greens can go fuck themselves.

My constituency does have Monster Raving Loony Party, so at least I can just chuck my vote away on the meme team if I need to.

>>126134565
>Nutter seems incompetent with a Nigeless party.
They're the only openly anti mass migration party though.

>>126134545
I'm not sure, I'll have a look into it but I'm hesitant to get on any other type of meds. Might have to if it carries on though. Appreciate the concern/suggestion anon.

>>126134720
toried are openly anti mass migration but there innardly migration lovers as it means more taxpayers and most of their arguments boil down to muh gdp

>>126134757
Why did you decide to come off the weed anyway? Fucking you up?

>>126134983
>toried are openly anti mass migration
When have they ever been? Cameroon made some grunts about getting it down to the tens of thousands, but he never did.

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who /spoiledballot/ here

>>126135122
>the tens of thousands, but he never did.
thats my point
outwardly there against internally they love it

>>126135180
>yellow niggers
this triggers the anime nonces

>>126135122

And like anon said, they are actually migration lovers. They just pretend to oppose mass migration.

>>126135180

Spoiled my ballot last election. Just wrote "NONE" across the paper. Didn't feel anyone represented me.

>>126135312

wtf nice rare flag

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>>126135180
>head of the NZ nazi party is half maori
JUST

>>126135394
>>126135312
Aah, I meant openly and actually.

>>126134757
Same happened to me when I stopped smoking

>>126135021
When I started smoking it 5 years ago I was a young left-leaning hippie ish kinda kid, got redpilled later than most in my mid 20s, realised weed is degenerate and was a crux in my life, had got me into several negative predicaments over the years. Wanted a clear mind, didn't wanna be known as stoner anymore, didn't wanna be a hypocrite, started to feel awful about myself every time I smoked it. Finally decided to put it to and end once and for all a few weeks back.

>>126135473

Ah, well that's quite right, then. I'll need to read the Kipper manifesto because I doubt I can vote for a party based upon just a single issue, though migration is a massive issue.

>>126135611
How long did it last for?

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Is the Cotswolds worth visiting? I might be invading your island soon for grad school

>>126135715
A couple of weeks maybe, they just slowly went away.

Try exercising it might help

>>126135824
I hope it goes away for me soon. Were you a daily smoker? For how long? I've been exercising every day.

>>126135678
Good on ya for trying to quit. I'm sure it will pass soon, hang in there.

>>126135900
Cheers m8

kek, degenerates in here thinking they can change

Newsflash faggot
Once a loser, always a loser
You'll end up back on it
People don't really change, and any attempt at change is temporary

Sad but true

Why do tory women have a deep seated hatred of children getting fed at school?

Did they sit down and discuss this? They are aware that what people called the last female prime minister? Did Theresa forget that she herself came up with "the nasty party" when describing their image problem?

>>126135678
Well, I mean it depends what flavour of edgy right winger you are but National Socialist thought on it tends to be "do it behind closed doors in moderation if you want."

>>126136183
Everyone should work hard to deserve anything
Those kids haven't worked for that food, so why should they get it

>>126136183
>Why do tory women have a deep seated hatred of children getting fed at school?

Because they're women

And women hate other women

And the thought that Susan from down the road might have slightly more money to spend at the salon because she saves on Timmy's school meals fills them with jealous rage

The kids are incidental, it's just a bucket-of-crabs situation amongst females

are Scottish bread Sikhs based?

>>126135881
Yeah I smoked 10-20 every day for about 10 years

>>126136433
10-20 joints ???

>>126135399
????? im a bong what do you see

>LBC
>moaning about not getting "free" food for children

FEED YOUR OWN DAMN KIDS

>kids are super unhealthy

DON'T FEED THEM SHIT

>>126136393
No

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>Prime Minister Theresa May's Tory manifesto, published yesterday, commits the Conservatives to pulling out of the single market, the customs union and European Court of Justice

Daily Mail don't even read the fucking manifesto.

>>126117254
You forgot Big Soup.

>>126117072
Which website is that from?

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>British women

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Do you think Corbyn will definitely resign when he loses?

>>126138270

gobby cunt arent ye

you're right though

the absolute state of british womenm

>>126138598

If he gets more votes than Millipede he won't. They'll consider it a victory, the unions aren't going to let go of Labour now that they are in total control.

missed TW, fell asleep

was it worth watching ?

>>126138254
Found it actually

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Is that you potato-kun(t)?
Head pats, senpai.

Annoyed it's not pissing all day again.

Was top comfy the past few days, falling asleep with the windows open listening to the rain patter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWN8717Ayps

>Why is this election so white? – 'We are not represented' | Anywhere

Well, why is this election so white?

Check and mate, racists

>>126139645
Why do people expect to be represented in a country that isn't theirs?

Imagine going to china and complaining about the lack of whites in government. Im so fucking sick of cheeky minorities who are only here by our good graces.

Jeremy Corbyn walks into a bar.

The sexist pig

>>126139973
This joke is unrealistic, no lefty would ever criticize The Dear Leader.

>>126139713
It just shows that bringing in a foreign people en masse causes strife and entitlement. Who could have imagined.

>>126140107
Best part is they couldn't evne find a single respectable black in that video .

"ME WORK ARD FUR DE COUNTRY DEY SAY ME JAMAICAN MON, ME CHILDREN BAAAAHN 'ERE DEY ENGLISH."

State of your accent, mate.

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Good morning Crumpet, senpai. I want to discuss my collection of rare anime fans. I would also like to know what is your Tunnock record for balancing teacakes on a black cock? Mine is 12.
Dindu helmet pats, senpai.

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>>126139645
>Click on video
>See this

The state of my recommendations.

Reminder Corbyn's polling better than Milliband and Gordon Brown, and might even get more votes than Blair in 05

>>126140525

Simply because of the Lib-Dem collapse and that is it.

>>126140533
Tories fucked up with yesterday's manifesto too. People are genuinely switching from a conservative vote to another party cause of it. Theyre fucking idiots. Only things they have going for them are their immigration and brexit pledges, which luckily will be enough

>>126140762

Your sixth form common room is not a snapshot of the nation.

>>126140533
>polling better than Milliband
Wasn't Milliband polling 34-36%? Corbyn is 29-32%

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>>126140762
>tfw you become PM by accident
>tfw you're functioning just fine as a government with 3 years left in your term, but go to an election anyway
>tfw you start off in a position where you should take a record majority, but fuck around enough that it only ends up being a big majority
>tfw this is enough to keep the divisive opposition leader in his job, which eventually splits that party during the next term
>tfw you easily govern for 10 years and go down in history as the most influential PM of your generation, by accident

>>126141120
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_general_election,_2015

30.4%

Nuttall looked like a complete tit last night

>>126141264
Polls overestimated labour

>>126140762
People really aren't

>>126141264
True, but the Tories are 10 points ahead of where they were in 2015

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>>126141373
does he even not?

>>126117072
If the lib dems take that much of Scotland I'll be surprised

>dad had a secret daughter 28 years before I was born
>that daughter (my half sister) is 53 and has three kids, the eldest one has a child now
>my dad is a great-grandfather
>I'm a great-uncle??
>I'm a 25 year old permavirgin NEET

Some jeremy kyle shit

think I might try and get in contact with my estranged daughter
apparently she's got kids of her own now, more than I can say about my pitiful loser son

>>126141909
>>126141373
>2% in the polls

JUST

I'm old enough to remember 'UKIP 2020'

When did people start fucking American style "wooing" on QT? Every time a leftist virtue signals you hear the shreiking banshees wooing.

Clapping alone is annoying but this is absurd.

>>126142317

>implying you're not dead looking at those age gaps

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Genuine question.
Since Brexit I have noticed a growing hostility towards old people, and pensions come up here a lot. Implications are that they are senile and shouldn't be allowed to vote. The govt has raised the retirement age, but politicians continue to work past this and are thus preventing younger and fresher politicians from stepping up to the plate. An example is Sir (((Gerald Kaufman))) recently deceased, who was an active MP at 86.

My question is should this be allowed? If so, why?

>>126142238
>Dads father is a hey jimmy
>Never meet him
>Take up work as a care worker at 19
>Go to this old guy living around the corner
>Says he frequented the bar my gran worked at
>Says he slept around a lot
>Says he's pretty sure he knocked up like 6 women
>Says one particular woman asked him to be a father and he said no
>He dies of a massive heart attack at 74
>Mention the name to my grandmother
>She asks how I knew his name
>Mfw as a carer I wiped my granddads arse

You want Jeremy Kyle shit? Let's fucking go

>>126142447
Americanization* is the worst thing that happened to our politics and media. I barely even recognise this country as Britain any more. Look at the new police uniform with baseball caps as well. Bloody disgusting.

*intentionally spelled

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>>126142615
>(((Gerald Kaufman)))
Don't you dare, he was /ourkike/

>Along with another Labour MP Martin Linton, he accused the Conservative Party of being "too close" to Israel.
>In 2010, Kaufman said that those parts of the British Conservative party not controlled by Lord Ashcroft are controlled by "right-wing Jewish millionaires".
>On 30 March 2011 he was caught by a microphone in the Chamber of the House of Commons saying "here we are, the Jews again", when fellow Jewish Labour MP Louise Ellman rose to speak, for which he apologised.
>At a 'Palestine Return Centre' event in Parliament on 27 October 2015, Kaufman alleged that: "... Jewish money, Jewish donations to the Conservative Party – as in the general election in May – support from The Jewish Chronicle, all of those things, bias the Conservatives".
>He accused Israel of staging recent Palestinian knife attacks as an excuse to kill Palestinians.

>>126142615
Politicians should be older. Fuck off with these 25 year old MPs. They should make the salary of being an MP or PM the same as the average worker's yearly wage to get out these teenage careerists.

>>126133541

Dream... or prophesy?

Think you'd best turn yourself in now, you sick fuck.

>>126142621

Blackpill is realising society has always been degenerate and full of cheating and fornication and bastards

>>126142972
The worst are cunts like Wes Streeting who go from NUS jiba straight to Labour. Not a real job ever.

>>126143106
>Wes Streeting
>1.2% majority
Well, you won't be worrying about him for long

>>126143265
FFS

I love him in Always Sunny too.

>>126142972
what is a good age for a polititian? Would Abbott qualify?

>>126143078
Wishing for complete erasure of degeneracy leads to tyranny which I never want to see on these islands. The acceptance of it in society is the problem.

>>126143106
Or Rayner.
>fail school
>become labour mp
>shadow education secretary
wut.jpg

If any of us were to get into politics we'd destroy these people, even though we're all a bunch of idiots.

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>>126142880
>he was /ourkike/
Good goy.

>>126141040
Do you really think it was a good manifesto?

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>>126143479

>>126143260
Yeah luckily.

>>126143407
Rayner is the results of women only shortlists

>>126141535
But they are. You obviously didn't tune in to LBC yesterday where many, many people were calling in to say exactly that

>>126143351
Same, but actors will never not be a huge dissapointment in real life.

>>126143526
It was economically centrist and socially conservative, hit the electorate square on the head imo.

Why do the people you know not like it?

>>126143265

It depresses me that he's not more like Frank IRL.

>>126143651
So what? The Tories are too centrist so they'll vote labour? They'll be back in the ballot box

>>126140762

They've already said that the immigration figures are just "aims". They aren't going to do shit. Just like the last 2 times they promised to reduce it, then brought in more than ever.

>>126143714
They hate the social care policy and the fact that they're maintaining the ridiculously huge foreign aid budget

>>126143743
Not vote labour more like vote ukip or not vote at all

>>126143856
I agree.

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So is 86 an acceptable age for an MP or not? What age should MPs be made to go to the House of Lords?

>>126143898
They're also gonna fiddle the foreign aid definition so it can be spent on vaccine and other research in the UK.

>>126143998
They do not just automatically go to the lords. Lets hope that never happens.

>>126143898
This isn't a deal breaker to anyone I know

Every UK party is comfortably left of the American centre.

Can someone explain this to me?

>Politicians spend a great deal of time and money telling inner city kids not to carry knives for protection from other kids with knives, because it makes it more likely to end in someone being stabbed
>Politicians spend a great deal of time and money acquiring nuclear weapons, with the justification that other countries have them, so we need them too so we can defend ourselves

>>126144142
It is to a lot of people, particularly the social care policy

>>126144152
Not comparable situations. Knives don't ensure MAD

>>126143856
And this time there'll be no UKIP to flock to.

>>126143898
I don't see how no one is saying the obvious that families should stick together. If these old people have so much money, why not just pool it with one of your children and buy a house in which you could all live? This would also likely reduce things like child care as well. A working family, combined with the money from selling the house, would be more than enough to buy a place large enough to build an annex for the elderly family members to live in with their own space. And I'm sure this would be great for their mental and spiritual wellbeing as well.

>>126144152
Read up on game theory. The only way to stop nuclear war is for all sides to have weapons. The imbalance is where real danger comes.

>>126144207
So it's fucking boomers whining again because they've had it so easy

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>>126144207

>>126117072
fantasy

>>126143998
The Lords should go back to being hereditary. Making them beholden to the government or current establishment in any way is a huge mistake.

>>126143526

Very good, much better than David Cameron's garbage.

>>126140533
reminder that nobody will put a X in a box that means Diane Abbo will be home secretary

>>126144306
Most of these wishy-washy utopians really have no idea how violent politics actually is. The only way to ensure continued survival of your nation is violence of some sort against another.

>>126144307
No more like people who worked like a dog their whole life to buy their council houses as urged by Maggie in the 80s only to become ill in their later years and be told theyll now have to use it to pay for their care needs.

>>126144500
They will. Look at where she stands.

>>126144534
>>126144534
>>126144534

>>126144152
Knives =/= nuclear bomb

next question

>>126144329
You're likely only doubting it because it doesn't affect you personally

>>126144532
And the alternative? Tax everyone working 90%? Import a pyramid scheme of browns? Assets and savings are for for safety in old age surely?

>>126140533
Good, means Are Jez can turn Labour into the truly unelectable Bolshevik dinosaur it was supposed to be.

>>126144532
I don't see the disconnect. A house isn't a wedding vow. There's no "til death do us part" for a mortgage. This is also probably to get these houses sold and get the properties and money back into the economy. It would be more prudent for these elderly to sell their house, go into rented with 99,999k in the bank, and throw the rest to their children so they can throw some major cash around.

>>126144638
Cutting the most expensive foreign aid budget in Europe to help pay for it might be one

>>126144698
>99,999k
Oh, well, you know what I meant.

>>126143898
>They hate the social care policy
>>126144207
>the social care policy


Can someone explain how the payments work now ?

With house, care in instution or at home
Without house, care in institution or home

And do they deduct the money just for care fo the person, or do they just take it all anyway.

What about other assets, pensions, retirement annuties, stock/bond holdings, gold hoards.

and do the children have to pay inheiritance tax on top of that ?