/swg/ - SEVERE WEATHER GENERAL

Chanute reporting in. Gonna be a fun night.

Well FUCK

Its looking like Oklahoma might not be there tomorrow morning

>>126065343
Bridge Creek here. Think we can go for a third in 20 years?

>>126065200
Lawton here.
I feel like I'm going to get fucked on the ass

>>126065526
I-44 squad

>>126065522
I sure fucking hope so.

>>126065343
OH SHIT DUDE ITS COMIN FOR YOU

>>126065200
Oklahoma City here working at a Network monitoring center, nothing is broken yet, we'll be fine.

hopefully it is just the injuns that get it
amirite

>>126065671
Ouch. What's with the h8, m8? Or did I fall for some b8?

Trash side (south) of Wichita reporting in. It's time for judgment on all the meth heads around me.

Good luck fellow red states

>>126065828
Rip.

>>126065828
thats where the tornadoes always hit in wichita too. maybe one out of 4 times times they'll hit all the way up north, but most of the time south and never in between

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>>126065200
MAH CONCRETE HOUSE

good luck my northern neighbors.

>>126066189
It's the Meth heads man I'm telling you.

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>>126065200

>>126065200

Tulsanon here

We had a pretty gentle spring this year, but it had to pick up. Be safe Okies, we'll get through God's autistic fits.

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>>126066461
Maybe you ought to get a wooded house. It might blow you all the way here to be my neighbour :D

>>126067097
it appears you posted the Australian Bureau of Meteorology infographic. care to post the NOAA one?

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>>126066903
Hey man, don't shit on meth.
It gets a bad rap because of Breaking Bad and Hitler.

>>126067511
O.o heh okay.

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Hook of doom headed toward Vernon TX

Holy shit

Does this mean no Tulsa chimpouts tonight?

>>126067327
The UK's saving grace may be the very people you are mocking
Nobody loves shooting and blowing stuff up like rednecks and good ole boys. Youll be thankful when bubba starts smuggling you weapons and explosives so you snaggletooth weirdos can having a fighting chance against your jihadi friends

>>126067687
I wish, I was hoping for round two
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulsa_race_riot

>>126065200
hopefully a tornado doesn't blow away my job prospect in Alva

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>>126065200
Why don't they build underground houses in tornado alley?

>>126067773
Damn straight sir

Did that sound ok? Pls bring guns. Ta

>>126067178
Another Tulsanon here, god isn't real and this state is 100% white trash

>>126068145
We have basements, People are too much about the aesthetics and like to display their tombs in order to show social status.

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>>126067773
It's not really a problem where I live, cousin. They all get battered with bare fists and tough boots around here. It's just a shame its not the same all over UK.
>t.scotfag
If it gets worse, we know where you are.

>>126068145
that looks pretty comfy desu

>>126068287
>Did that sound ok? Pls bring guns. Ta
Needs more yall and thems, but good.
When the time comes to start the gun and substance smuggling, we will be sure to send yall some catalogues.

>>126068145
dirt too fucked to build basements in some places

>>126065200

FFFUUUUU.

I'm in Louisiana and gotta drive down south too... Hoping we don't hit bad weather.

>>126068760
This

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>>126067581
Rock n roll ain't no pollution mang.

>>126068584
>It's not really a problem where I live, cousin.
That's good to hear, but don't get slack. The beheadings and suicide bombings will come. Fists and boots aren't going to cut it.
>If it gets worse, we know where you are.
Don't forget it. We might need your help too.

>>126065200
>I applied for a Job in the pink area today.

Fucking shit, I now kinda don't want it.

>>126068760
>>126068847
Some places its rock.

>>126067651

RIP in Peace

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>>126069106
Eyes everywhere.

>>126068145
>tfw no comfy underground home with a courtyard

>>126065526
>lawton here too
>NE side

>>126068307

Are you that atheist guy that works at Books a Million in Tulsa Hills?

goaty-bow

>>126068840
You're in luck
Oklahoma is NORTH of Louisiana, faggot

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>>126069433
>Eyes everywhere.
What do you mean?

S. okc. lifeguard here. Expecting load of nothing, but I hope YMCA has a basements.

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>>126068760
Isn't it just clay?

>>126069262
So?

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>Not living in this

>>126069944
>So?
You must not know that this states are some of the poorest areas in the nation. Its expensive to carve out rock, especially for just a house.

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>>126069776

>>126070013
That's literally just a wooden house with a brick facade. Here it's just solid thick brick, not some gay single layer

>>126069944
Oklahoma has flood problems, even with the dams and manmade lakes. Would not want an underground house

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>>126068145
I can tell you that they used to make homes not in the ground but out of the ground

>>126070266
What context? The cameras or what you goon? All the camel jockeys or what?

How does this weatherman (KFOR) tell whether something is tornadic just from radar?

Is it the red/green colour contrast?

Don't worry lads, I said a prayer to Hitler to look out for us.

RURAL AND SUBURBAN RETARDS ABOUT TO GET BTFO

>>126070580
When the red and the green meet and turn light shades is the where the nader is.

>>126070580
That's Mike Morgan, imo best meteorologist, that's wind and density signature

ITS ABOUT TO HIT CORN, THEN INTO WEATHERFORD. I GO TO SWOSU, FUCK

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Wew lad

>>126070862
THE FOCUS IS YOU

OKC here. There are storms every year. Who gives a shit. HOLY SHIT WEATHER.

just keep an eye on radar and don't live off 19th in Moore (or in Moore at all unless you drive a slammed '95 Chevy S-10, wear only wife beaters, and have 3 pitbulls).

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>>126070862
>Corn
Really? REALLY?

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Guise incase this wasn't already posted heres a map of live storm chasers. I'm just tooning in.

http://zoomradar.com/

A few years back the weather channel had an awesome streaming service but all that fell apart and now its mostly independent semi pro amateurs that stream.

If you get the chance try and watch mike phelps when he goes on his yearly multi week chase, he is my favorite chaser. His program is called stormscape.

Cheers and toodles.

>>126070943
>dat rotation
HNNNNNG

>>126070862

all of the TV fucks are terrible. Morgan fucking sucks ass but is no longer the worst because KWTV has that reactionary faggot David Payne since old man weather retired.

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Thats the bastard

The storms are crossing the Border now. Kansas is bent over and ready.

GET IN YOUR CORN HOLES NOW

>>126070943
from 1991 you moron

SOMEBODY GET VAL ON THE GENTNER

>>126071311
Be sure to keep your.... EARS and eyes open

i live in kansas, windy but no twisters yet

>>126071537
DAMAGED HOMES, NOTHING LEFT BUT HUSKS

>>126070799
sweet, cheers m8

>>126070862
RIP anon

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>>126065200
Fuck off Okies we're full

>>126071217
So if there is an island of green in a sea of red, so to speak, that's where the nader is?

>>126071618
THE STORM HAS TURNED ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOODS INTO A GIANT MAIZE OF DESTRUCTION

http://stormscapelive.tv/

http://stormscapelive.tv/

http://stormscapelive.tv/

http://stormscapelive.tv/

http://stormscapelive.tv/

http://stormscapelive.tv/

>>126071944
That where the circulation is. When it turns pink and lime in a yingyang shape means the circulation is tightening and lowering.

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>>126072042
AW SHUCKS

>>126072134

Okay. One more question - what does red and green denote? opposing wind directions?

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>>126071217

>>126072321
I believe so.

>>126071208
I miss Gary. He was chill.

>>126070959
I'm not there now, home for the summer, but top kek.
>>126071010
We also have Colony, Oklahoma
>>126071208
Mikes the best, fuck you
>>126071695
I'm fine, I live in Grady county. Won't hit for an hour.

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>>126072399
Cool. Thanks anon

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>>126071217
>>126071944
>>126072321
>mfw colorblind

>>126072559
>Won't hit for an hour

Stay safe

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Fellow Oklahomans, how do you hail proof your car?

>>126072101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaTTlLyHFTw
Here's a better one.

>>126072296
THESE NADERS ARE KNOWN TO STALK AND SNEAK UP ON UNSUSPECTING TOWNS

>>126068760
+ If you go too far you'll hit the water table

>>126072782
park it in the garage kek get rekt poorfags

>>126072721
If my town gets hit again, it will be the third in 20 years.
Worst tornado in history hit my town. Highest windspeed recorded on earth at 318 mph recorded here. Check out Bridge Creek, OK tornadoes in 1999 and 2015

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>>126071927
this

also

EL RENO
L

R
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N
O

>>126072782

My house has a carport, other than that if I'm out the car survives by the mercy of the storm.

DFW here. We are supposed to get baseball sized hail, rip

>>126068760
Also the dirt shifts frequently which is why foundation repair is big business in this state.

>>126073048
They named it that because mail kept getting confused with Reno, Nevado

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>Corn
It's real. Dear god they actually named their town "Corn".

Next someone in SC will tell me there's a town called "Cowpens".

>>126073035
Fuck that is a monster

>>126072841
There in it!

>>126073332
they're

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>>126073250
Used to be called Korn until WW1.

MEN ITS GONNA HIT MY UNI

>>126065200
stop making a general out of every happening faggot

>>126073250
>Next someone in SC will tell me there's a town called "Cowpens".

dont be fucking stupid.

>>126073291
Yeah, I lived in south Oklahoma City at the time. If you check the track, it's a long ways from each other, so that's a long distance for a tornado. Missed me when I was 1 years old by a block lmao, the 2015 tornado missed me by a mile.

>>126073250
There's also a Gay, OK and Straight, OK on opposite sides of the state.

>>126072296

You have to go back Carlos

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>>126070943
TFW I lived through that tornado. That shit is scary af for a small child.
TFW Wife from NE has no idea about this kind of weather and I have to explain to her that it's nothing to worry about and that we'll be just fine.

>>126073429
/swg/ is a good idea desu. Picking up on natural disasters occurring worldwide

>>126073250
You know that there is a town in SC called, "Cowpens," don't you?

>>126073607
I don't mean to be flippant but at least your weather isn't boring. Here we go into a national crisis if wind hits 50mph

>>126066461
They certainly won't be getting the same builder for their new house.

Capitalism at it's finest.

>>126073679
Pffft. Next you'll tell me there was some kinda battle there or some shit.
Please. No one would believe such insanity.

Oh, and giant baby's asses in Gaffney? Please.

>>126067178
>>126068307

What's up tulsafags, same here. Where are you at?

>>126073669
Thanks, I'm glad I came up with it >>126073799
I lived in Cambridgeshire for two years, then cam directly back to Oklahoma.


RIP WEATHERFORD, THATS MY COLLEGE TOWN FUCK

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>>126071217
Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! -Emily

>>126074033

West side senpai. At least it's peaceful.

>>126074545
She's the best desu

>>126074545
weather waifu

>>126069984
I've got a buddy in El Reno who builds dome houses. Supposed to be tornado-proof because no edges for the wind to get under.

>>126074545
For those not in OK a few years ago she's out storm chasing and she's on the Gentner trying to cut in on the air talking over mike trying to get attention "Mike! Mike! Mike!"

>>126065200
goodbye /pol/ you have served my shitposting needs well. i'll await you at the gates of Valhalla...

Okay, it missed SWOSU, about to hit hydro.

MORE STREAMS:

ZOOMRADAR.COM
SEVERESTUDIOS.COM
STORMVIEWLIVE.COM
LIVESTORMCHASING.COM/MAP

>>126074545
>>126075047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP5p1fWDcBs

>>126075345
kfor.com is the best, fuck off

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>>126075047
At least you fags get weather to report.
>brevard co florida
>oct 2016
>catastrophic hurricane incoming!
>oh boy oh boy! I'm in deed fucking shit but so excited!
>lose a few twigs from live oak in back yard
>neighbors lose small tree
THAT'S IT? No power loss? No internet loss? No satellite loss? CATASTROPHIC STORM????

I've been through worse afternoons at home in Southern Maryland.

t-35 minutes till central Oklahoma gets hit.

Call outs? Bridge creek here.

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>>126075345
>not going outside and fist fighting all tornadoes into submission

>>126075441
>not wanting to ride along with chasers
>not wanting the most comfy experience possible

newfag

>>126075627
>>126075260

>>126075409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP5p1fWDcBs (you beat me to this one)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyvqOHlprhE

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>this triggers the Oklahoman

Normanfag here. Easy does it. The storm near the border is looking rough.

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>>126065200
This shit isn't coming to Georgia is it? Can't really deal with more tornados

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>>126075765
Not if he's properly anti-FED.

>>126075704
>newfag
Kiddo, I live this every year.

>>126075627
>not getting in your plastic bubble and riding the tornado

>>126075765
DELET THIS

>>126076024
Me too, this is what I look forward to every summer.

RIP Kelley

Is Prague in the danger zone? One of my favorite dog rescues is located there. :^(

>>126075932
>Oklahoma
>Georgia
>>126075765
No u

t-that's a big wedge tornado

Chickasha here. It's literally nothing.

>>126076234
You dont want to be in the bears cage

Florida reporting in
we have no idea what our weather is doing
one minute it's 90,000% chance for turbohurricanes and then it's a 4 week long drought

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>>126075627

Real talk for people who watch these streams every year: Is Daniel Shaw autistic? I know his fans are, but is he? He's like 40 y/o and his Mom still moderates his chat room.

>>126075627

>not going outside and cumming all over the tornadoes, making them into cock loving sissy femboy tornadoes.

what are you? gay?

>>126073165
They named it El Reno in honor of Gen. Jesse L. Reno, Union cavalry general killed at Antietam. There's a statue of him in town. And because the name Tornado Magnet scared off tourists.

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Bill Ford has a crazy view of two rotating wall clouds

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bumping with more Emiliy

>>126077612
>that one time Daniel Shaw drove into the El Reno tornado and was saved by an overturned tractor trailor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6YvLHe94hc

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>>126077612
>And because the name Tornado Magnet scared off tourists.
Did it now?

>>126078023
A number of the OG streamers started doing Tornado Tourism. You can pay X amount of money and you'd get a hotel and a week of storm chasing riding in the back seat with a pair of chasers.

I remember one guy (forget who, might have been Brett Adaire) had an aunt who owned a B&B and so you'd get to stay in the B&B get fed in the morning then spend all day chasing.

Waiver had to be signed, obviously

>>126075589
>satellite loss
Satellites are impervious to terrestrial weather you ignorant slut.

>>126065200
Oklahoma City, here.

Literally nothing.

>>126077612
>They named it El Reno in honor of Gen. Jesse L. Reno
They named it Reno in honor of him, and Reno, NV was named after the same guy. Clearly "El Reno" was an attempt to make it sound Mexican when the name was changed. But hey, that's better than Noname or Dotsero.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dotsero,_Colorado
>Ferdinand Hayden published an extensive survey of central and southwest Colorado in 1877,[4] and used the location of the town of Dotsero as his "Dot Zero" (reference point) for his survey maps.

>>126065200
why the hell is it getting so hot lately
don't remember experiencing this as a kid

>>126079807
You don't remember summer?

Anon, please smoke less weed

>>126079230
It just hit bridge creek, so it will be on you in 15 mins

>>126080302
Btw I'm op, just moved devices

So last hail got me a free roof, what would a tornado do?

>>126080449
New house and possessions

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>>126075589
You were lucky faggot, in Savannah the power was down for 4 days at my house, some of the redneck shit kickers were without for 7-10 days. Funnily enough Xfinity internet never went out. After powering up the generator, cable and internet were just fine.

>>126076234
Yes

>>126080781
False

The storms always miss Wichita :( I was ready to be taken with the Methheads. Shit doesn't even look scary for us now.

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>>126078803
Yah cuz no Dish subscriber has ever been fucked over trying to watch that shit in the middle of heavy thnderstorms

>>126080777

>tfw went to Armstrong
>Shithole house on E58th I lived in was one of the ones on the news that was looted post hurricane

Feels good to be away from the hood.

Things look to be calming for now, but should ramp back up about 7pm CST

However, Kingfisher is about to get assfucked

>>126075765
Tim was a patsy. Strassmeir was the real bomber.

>>126079807
Hmmmmm....

Could it be...... CLIMATE CHANGE?!?!?!!?

>>126065200
I live in the pink, AMA.

>Just rain here so far

>>126083968
Whats your favorite beer?

>>126079807
>a week ago
>95 in nebraska
>nobody gives a shit

>today
>hot in Jew York
>"OH MY GOD HEAT WAVE WTFWTFWTF????!!"

Meanwhile tomorrow's high will be 55 -.-

>>126083968
I hate your town

So we got about 45 mins till the next largest storm system hits central

>>126085123
i only drink lady drinks

>>126085768
Gross
Like what

http://en.blitzortung.org/live_lightning_maps.php?map=31

>>126085553
where are you nebraska bro?

We need to start a sort of deadpool as to which Oklahoma City will get leveled by an EF5 tornado this year and gamble on it.

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Norman here. That bad shit in the lower left is headed right this way. How fucked am I?

>>126065200

i'm in fayetteville arkansas waiting for this shit to come my way. my house is under invasion by multiple armies of ants so the rain will be welcome. my house never floods even though my house is lower than the road..

>>126085553
>assuming i'm from new cuck city
agree with everything else you said. weather's been crazy

>>126087483
Might could cause flooding if it maintains strength.

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>Wamego KS (12 miles east of Manhattan) reporting

We have thunder and a bit of light rain atm. Couple of hours and it looks like we're fucked...

>>126065526
Sw side of town. Shits bout to go down

>>126070862
>t. Mike Morgan

Mike Morgan is a dumbass and has gotten into multiple shit storms on air that nearly got him fired for his reporting and off the cuff remarks.

>>126065200

It's tornado alley. This happens every year with some years being more intense than others.

>>126088996
And this is /pol/, redditor. These threads happens every year with some years being more intense than others.

>>126065522
Aye mayn, I'm on the border of Newcastle and Blanchard. We close

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>>126065200
I'm working at the Warren, it's not even raining here anymore. I'm gud my guy.

>>126088996
Anyone remember 2015? That was a wild year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZthDwCgOQQ

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OKLAHOMA IS KO

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Grady here doing my tribal dance to direct this bitch south of me

>>126074724
holy fuck west side tulsa here too. stay safe

>>126069611
please describe him, Ive been there tons of times Im trying to picture him .Tulsa is full of edgy edgelords atheist hipsters, hence why the protest yesterday sucked

>>126065522
My mother is a teacher at your school. I pray it's wiped out along with your community once she's back home.

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>>126091356
>>126091608
Do you guys know officer Sticks from Tulsa pd?

>>126092053
nope

>>126065200
Bump for interesting

>>126091356
>>126091608

Small world. What do you think of that asshole train near Southwest Boulevard? Ever been to Linda-Mar?

It's been a while. All I know is he's some atheist faggot that works there. Tulsa's pretty balanced as cities go, has its freaks but they're more well behaved than in other cities.

>>126092890
that train fucking sucks, its always crossing when im trying to get somewhere, tulsa hills stores have become full off douche bags lately

i guess i gotta go retrieve some objects from outside so they wont fly away anyone in OK or Tulsa are stay safe, looks like shits about to hit Sapulpa

>>126093185

Yeah, have to use the bridge. I hate going up that way because of it. I'm not surprised with Tulsa Hills, it's going to get worse because of those what I assume are apartments being built right next to it, and they're making another development of houses on 33rd Ave, north of 71st street. So, expect more fucking faggots there.

>>126073655
>I have to explain to her that it's nothing to worry about and that we'll be just fine.

Why lie to her like that?

they over hyped the shit out of this one....again

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>>126068145
>Luke! Come get your blue milk!

I guess its on to the big bang theory now

>>126065200
This is God's revenge for you killing his chosen people (niggers)

Northeast Kansas fag here, tornado heading toward Manhattan ks. Comfy here just east of the area.

>>126094663
hope you're right

>>126095019
Junction City here shit just got done flying by. Finally able to take a shit in peace.

>>126065200

Leaf land here, I'm getting hit too.

>>126096706
In yo dreams you ugly little worm

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>>126096706

Trucks are blown over near Toronto.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/southern-ontario-severe-thunderstorm-watch-1.4122728

... powerloss an anarchy tomorrow?

>>126097733
Aye cos they're really blown over.
>omg they wobbled once
>spread the word they all have blown over
Fuck off

>>126098392
>wobble
>On it's side.
pick one.

>>126098479
When fat things wobble, they don't land on their arse. Or feet. It was 1 in 100,000. Suck my cock, I'll give you a break when a real tornado appears.

East Tulsa here, saw some Mammatus about 30 minutes ago. Are we in for a habbening tonight?

>TFW no basement or saferoom

>>126065200

kc area here

we tornado watch now

Which chaser stream at severe studios is best?

>>126100266
channel 6 just said storms cells are merging and could mean stronger winds

i will say on radar this storm looks ugly

>>126065200
/weather/ board when

>>126101471

are there any streams of local news feeds?

Had lots of wind in Norman for about half and hour

>>126101578
THIS

>>126102066
idk news is not on right now, they have to do updates during the amazing race

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reeee the tornado warnings are in Texas where no one is streaming atm.

>>126101578
might be /sci/ territory

>>126102647
/sci/ would just make up retarded shit then argue about who's smarter.
/weather/ could be great for happenings and updates, there's always something going on somewhere on the planet

>>126103144
A board with flags to discuss current weather around the world would be interesting, especially during hurricane/monsoon seasons

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>>126069984
Can I use it to escape this planet?

>>126103144
/nd/ - Natural Disasters

So that it just doesn't include weather, but geological events like earthquakes and volcanoes.

>>126104105
wow you nailed it, that would be perfect

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anyone remember this thicc weather girl from weather nation?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiLACWiosqw

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Are there any on the ground? Best live feed from storm chasers?

OKC metro reporting in. The storm dodged us entirely because the weather people are retarded, the storm went entirely south by about 40 miles than what they predicted.

And low and behold it hits moore of all places.