Scoop Posting

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>>126026024

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This should probably be on >>>/bant/
But I love these so much.

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>Drumpfy Lumpfy doobity doo
>We got just one scoop, whyd you get two?

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Also, lets extend this to Late Cuck in general

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>>126026356
>Drumpfy Lumpfy doobity dee
>It isn't fair it was her turn REEEEEEEE

>>126026421
DAHHHNALLLDDD!!!!!
I'm here for the scoops. I NEED BOTH OF THEM!!!

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>>126026024

>>126026724

2scoopy4me

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>>126026024
also made this. good excuse to torrent photoshop

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>>126026159

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>>126026547
Jesus christ these are going overboard...and I love it

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S̶̴͔͕̫͎͚͕̪͊͒ͫͤ̿̈́ͤ̿̐ͮ̓̈͆ͫ̍́͜͝K̷͉̼̖̗͎̼̻̗̩̞͖̜͑͒͆̒͛ͯͨ̒͌ͮ̈ͮ̓͊ͩ̚̚͟E̷͇̺̙̰͉̥͖͉͍͛̔̉ͮ̎ͧ̔ͩͣ̉ͨͫ̽͜E̶̛͓͎͙̎̇͐͐͛ͩ̈̐͌͟͝ ̧̞͉͍͖̥̰͋͊̍̓ͨ̾ͭͬͨ̎ͮ̾͋ͯ͂ ͈̞͚̩͍̟̤̖̗̟͙̰̩̹̣̤̠̔ͩ̑ͩͤ͑̇ͣ̃̒͐ͪ͛̂ͯ̀̄͢Ḛ̶̛̭̰̮̤͎͚̂́̔̃ͬ̆͝ ̷̡̣̮̳̖̥ͩ͋͑̿ͯ̂̇ͨ̌͋ͭ̎ͣͩ͗̓ͤ̀͜͝ E̳͍͉̼̙͕̰̼͙͇̘̳͎̻͓̓̆͗͝͠ ̷̵̵̣̖̻̠̦̰̺̬̤̜̻̪̠͚͌̈́ͨ͆͡ Ȩ̴̛̱͚͖̫͂́͐̂̌ͧ̓̈ͮ̆̚ ̥̯̩̙͔̮̜̫͕̤͕̟̫̘̭͇͐̽͆̃̂ͦ̊͝ E̶̢̼̣̻͎̥̮̰̞̺̻̻̰̥̩̋̐̔͋͐̏ ̶̡̩̞̖̯͔͓͉͈̖̦̥͍̟̺͐̀̓ͤͮͣͫ͑̂͛̈͆̾̇̐̂̚̚̕ͅĘ̴̸͚̼͓͖̣̹͈̳̳̞͙̍͆͑͊͊̓̓̏͐̐̋͟͡ ̴̧͈̭̜͉̣͔̼̹̩̠̾́͂ͨ͌ͬ̀̎͌̂̈́̄͑͂̊͛̋́̕̕ͅḚ͉̣̱̯͇̗̘͎͉̖͕ͬ͛͐ͧͫ̾͂ͩͫ̓̾͐̽͆ͣͭ̍̈̕͞ ̡̬̮̻͚̝̜ͩ̈́̃̈́ͭ̓̉̈́̀ͪ̇̃͢͠Ḙ̡͎͕͓͈̙̦̯̹̇̊͋̂ͤͭ͊ͯͅ ̵͇̘͔͕̱͉̹̼̙͇ͣͯͬ̈́̈̀͐̉͛͞͠ͅE̢̠̰̙̯̥̙̦̹͈̘̪̩̼̜̹̼̽̆ͮ͆ͣ̿̽ͬ͗̈́ͮ̑̚͟͟ ̵̝̹͙̫̱̮̐̓͛̊̉̐̃̃̓̓ͧͯͩ̚ Ę̴̮̹̫̠͖̘̹ͫ̍̽͌͂̾̀ͨ̓̑͜͜͠ ̷̨͕̼̝̻͎̙̹͚͖̞́̑̈́͟͝E̸͎͍̖͔͓̥̺̣ͪ̔̿ͭ̀̒̽̔̎̄̈ͧ̀͘͜͞ ̧̢̺̼͈̜̘̥̦͉̪͈̞̹̯̠͓̓͑̔͆͝ E̢̳̳̖̜̞̟̜̤̞̞̖͓̠̹͖̬̭̝ͪ̌͒̔̂ ̹̟͙͙̙̌͑̒̒̂ͤͯ͘͞ E̡͎̫͍̻͉̟͐̇͑̔͐ͧͭͪ͟ͅ ̧̤̗̺͍̤͇̼̼͈̼̙̤͓̽̃ͦͨ̐͆͌ͬ͟Ȩ̷͚͓̗͎̣̰̳̖̤̥͍͎̱̙̾̍̊͒͂̀͑̓̔̒͆͒͒̆ͧ͐̚͡ ̴̨̪̝͇̥̩͓̹̯̙͔̮̟̥͇͙̗͗̌ͮ̈͐̐̈́͊͒̏ͯ͌͌̎̏ͫͣ͆̚͠ ̨̢͙̰̣͍̝̗̪͈͕̮̖͔̭̭̮͈͐͌ͫͣ̓̎͟͡͡ͅ

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RARNALD GRUNMPFFTT

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W̴̡̞̫̻̥͈͇͍̦̻̩̩̝̏̋̏ͩ̋

̤̞̩̭̼͔̪̙̘̠͕̞̙̎͑̈̆̊̽̒̔ͪ̇ͨ̏̿ͭ̚ ̧̞̹̼̠̘̯̣̿̔̆ͭͣͬ̂̾̌͌ͤ̔͂̊ͪ͌͛̀͡ ̵̤̰̠̖̭̞̙̙͙̖̟̫͍͚͇͒̔̍ͧ̽ͮ̆̔̾ͮͭ͞ ̢̢̛̺͈̩̣͓͍̣͍̯̘̦̱͎̞̦ͤͩͮ̂̽̇̎͑̔̓͡͝ ̸̧̮͇̤͉̝͓̜̱͇̝̥͒͒ͯ͂̑ͫͫͣ͗͆̍ͤͭ̊̆͊̚͘ ̧̨̮̳̘̞̃ͦ̐͊͋͐ͫ͋ͩ̈̓̋͂ͧ͑̽͟ ̷̢̮̗͚̩͓͈̫̞̼͙̼̗̹̘̭̟̒̽͂̎͐ͧ͊̆͂͊͂̒͋͂ͨ̓̒͐͢
̛̛̻̪͚̣̜̹͚͆̈̍̎ͨ͜ͅ ̷̹̙̺̜̻̹̪̠̭͖͎͕͔̪̙̺̻̱̮ͦ̒͋ͣ̎͋͊ͮ͋ͧͦ͝͞ ͍͕̟̰̯̈́ͪ̀̓͛̏̒̉̽ͤ͆͟ ̵̧͔̼̘͔̙̮͕̯͇̦͍ͩͯ̌̿ͪ͘͜͝ ͇͙̪͉̟̭̱̰͍̤̬͍̝͇̫̓ͦͩͬͨ͊͐̇ͦͩͬ͛̔͘͟͡ ̷̨̛̖̼̼̠̬͕̫̹̘̪̪̯̦̙͚͌̿̕͢
̞̖̫̠̥̖͈̦̊ͧ̑̔͒̿ͨͩͬ͂̌ͦ̾̚͘͟͡͠͞ͅ ̛̗̺͓̞̠͚̙̼͈̟͚̣̻̣͊̎̐ͮͬ̃́ͅ


̧̤̗̖̖̪̹̙̺͉͖̤͂͐͂̓̈́ͯ̒̈̍͂̆́ͅ ̷̼̭̻͓̝͇̱̹̥͇͔̞̻̞͙͙̤͖̑͗̇̔̾͐͞͡ͅ ̜̬̪͇͙̜̪̬̯̩̼͔̦̝̹͈ͯ̈̀́̌͛̽͂̑̇̂̆̆ͭͯ͑͘͝ ̜̼̩͋̓͑̒͡ ̨̛̭̹̯̝͖̺̱̃ͧ͌ͪ̓̀͆̈ͪ͒͞ ̧͇͎͕̗̮̤̪̭͈͎ͪ͐ͤ̊ͨ̂̓̈́̚͟͞ ̸͈̳̯͔͖̯̐̈́̽ͫ̒͂̌͋ͫ͂ͭ̃̄͋̀

̷̟͚͖̥̰͈̗͈̙ͯ̉͗̄̈̓͑͑ͩ̈́̇̇̀̚̚̚͢ ̹̮̹̣͚̳̤̻̝͒̋̿̇ͣ̋ͣ̃̔͞ ̸̶͎͚͕̱͙̬͖̄ͤ͊͐ͦͣ̽̿ͩ̂̽ͨ̃̀͞ ̝̥̪̯͓̫͎ͫ̀̽̃ͬ̉̓̋̋ͧ̄ͭ̈́̆̀̀͝ ̸̧̤̬̮̠̯̜̘̟̘̝̪̪͈̜̰̑̎̄ͨ̎͋̉͆̃͂́͢ͅͅ ̴͎̱̱̯̻̜͍̬̦͔͔͕̹̞̥̥̦͍ͧͩͩ͂̔̒̆̊̚̕
̶̡̟͚̜͉͎̺̺̗̼͙͚̆͒̃͗͐̉̚͜ ̴̸̛̣̥̪͇͎͍͍͕̐͂ͤ͛̈́͑͌̎̄͗͟ ̵̸̹̳͓̮̩̜̤̼̠͓͍̥̾ͧ͑͋̈̃ͫ̌͑͆̌͐̽́̚͠ O̢̡̯͍̰͇͓̣̹̪̟͈̞͕̱̤̺͈̮͎ͩ̽̓̈́ͧ̿ͧ̑̆͌͂͞

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War is peace
Freedom is slavery
Ignorance is strength

Stop laughing stupid goy

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>>126028835

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Is this meme ever going to stop being shit?

Is there a link to Stephen Sherbert freaking out about two scoops?

>>126030076
Are you fags ever going to stop complaining about memes? Please go and stay go.

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>>126030076
Triggered? Don't worry, junior. There's still plenty of edgy nigger and kike memes out there to satiate your bored 12 year old mind.

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>>126030248
How many times do people have to say that there is no such video. He freaked out about his audience clapping for Trump, and that video exists. The meme is meant to point out the left's comedic failure, using Colbert as the example. Where do the scoops come in then? Basically what happened was that at the same time that anons were making fun of Colbert for getting mad about his audience's clapping preferences, another group of anons were making fun of CNN and a few other news outlets for placing full articles about how Trump had eaten "Two scoops of ice cream, while everyone else gets 1" as if this were legitimately newsworthy. Both memes show liberals irrationally making everything about Trump, so naturally these two memes collided into one single meme using Colbert as the ultimate example due to him being arguably the most inclined to the use of such Trump-focused humor (pic related).

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>>126031258
Thanks for the explanation. Unfortunately, in our minds, we're probably going to always remember incorrectly. No biggie though, not like CNN ever gets facts straight from the get go.

>>126031258
This is sickening.

>>126031258
Also gotta factor in that Colbert received a boost in publicity back in the 00's from Ben & Jerry's creating a flavor of ice cream for him. Stephen Colbert's AmeriCone Dream.

He's going to be remembered as le angry politics ice cream man

>>126027000
just use gimp

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>>126026024
KIMBAL KUMPYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

>>126029917
Lost

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>>126033214

>>126026159
Add Colberts studio underneath but exploding

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RAPANZUL TROOGDANOOFF

>>126029917
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG SSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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STOP SCOOOOOOOP

>>126026024
can someone give me a quick rundown?

>>126030076
t. Stephen Colbert

I'm glad Colbert's father died in a plane crash and I hope it was painful.

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>>126034176

>>126026777
praise kek

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>>126030076

>>126028490
D.A.K ?

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>>126026024

can anyone post the source of Colbert actually commenting on the ice cream scoops? I cant find

>>126026724
WE ALL SCOOP DOWN HERE

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Anyone got some good Colbert greentext?

>>126035556
lmao

>>126035556
Kek

>>126035489
AND WHEN YOU'RE DOWN HERE, YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE SCOOPS YOU WANT

>>126026159
Kekle

>>126026836
Sensible chortle

>>126028490
Is that Hillary Clinton?

>>126026159
kek

>>126030076
When you stop sucking John Podesta's cock

>>126028490
holy fuck this post is making my browser glitch up

>>126026358
in other news I'm still salty that Cuckbert is tarnishing Letterman's legacy

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TWOOOOOO FUCKING SCOOOOOOOPSSS BLAAAWNALD BLLAAAAAAAAAMMMFF

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

If all of this was a marketing scheme by ice cream companies, it worked on me. I crave it every time I see a thread like this.

What is the source video for this?

>>126040178
a video in which he mocks Alex Jones.

>>126026024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URgiq25LGyk

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>>126038239

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>>126034176
Yes

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>>126026358
>Probability of violence: 100%
>Target: QRINKLE SCPLOOF

can we upvote to the top one of these pics on his newest video?

>>126044455

Underrated post.

>>126026919
>an attempt was made