Brazil "What the fuck is going on?" Official Thread

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>>126011109
>What do yo mean with that?
I mean that only Legislative members will vote.
>What!? Fucking politicians!?
Yes. Oh, did I forget to say that JBS owners recorded a bunch of politicians too?
>Yes, you forgot, huefag. PT politicians, right?
Not only, anon, not only. JBS fags said they bribered 1860 politicians, from city council members until Congressmen. Including they caught then-opposition now situation PSDB, including runner-up candidate Aécio Neves, who was recorded asking R$ 2 million of gibs to him.
>Fuck! What happened with him?
He danced ("A-É-CI-O ") https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJpymZpk-t8 Supreme Courte judge Edson Fachin outsted him from Senate and they arrested his sister (who actually manipulates him while he does a Scarface).
>That's quite a happening, Brazil, but are there any proofs of that?
All those things were a leak from a judicial inquire in which JBS owners collaborated with authorities. They: 1) recorded it; 2) put electronic chips in the mony bags and thet are tracking back the number of bank notes.
>Why don't you start a civil war, fucking niggers?
Because we don't have weapons. That's what happens in a country without 2nd ammendment, Murricabro. We are slightly better than Venezuela in this case.

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Please nuke my country

Brazil is in Africa, right?

Was coming to post this, we need a brazil general, now serious, doria or bolsonaro as we will have diretas já real soon, or should we go full civil war, because honestly, i can only see a solution with blood

>>126012973
No. too much okatus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHp6KfzySz0

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Don't forget the "easily killable" thing.

>>126013480
Man, we hit the bottom didn't we

>>126011109
civil war when?

>>126013642
So man, the civils here are afraid of guns,so.....(you can easily buy guns here desu)

I love colonies

they wanted independence for this

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>>126013217
The problem is that a Constitutional Ammendment will raise some judicial controversy. There is a judicial premise in electoral right that says that all changing in the rules of election will be only valid after one year. In other words, if they change the rule today it will be valid only in 2019. But as this would be a Constitutional Ammendment, and we are in State of Necessity, this can be approved.
>>126013480
Being devil's advocate, Aécio's defence could say that this was a metaphorical statement, it was out of context, etc. Like Malafaia's "põe eles no pau".
>>126013600
Never say that, anon. The bottom is deeper than we think.
>>126013642
We need a new Contras deal, anon. You give us guns and we give you bunda, what do you think?

>>126013834
We didn't want it originally, dad. It was you that didn't want a Commonwealth with us based in Rio
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberal_Revolution_of_1820

>>126013976
your situation seems to be much better now

Maia can't be hold the presidency, cuz he is another corrupt mofo. Carmen Lucia will be the one entubando essa pica. And she already said yesterday that she would rather give the transition to the Army.

Anauê.

If you guys have charcoal, sulfur, steel piping, and metal shrapnel you can easily make a match lock blunderbuss, hypothetically of course. Guns are pretty easy to diy if you know what you're doing

I'm a bit worried that nothing is going to happen. Temer isn't going to resign and he has friends to protect him from getting impeached.

>>126014154
Considering that you have a toughter XIX Century than us and that you only got better from EU gibs, yes.

>>126013863
What you propose fellow friend?

>>126013480
I can't read Spanish, what's the image say?

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>>126014154
everyone is! we don't need a corrupt metropolis to steal us, we can do it to ourselves! and you found a better, juicier, host to leech.. i'm sure you love all those euros.

>>126014790
shitty government is shitty government, mate

same people who conned you into independence are the same type of people ruling you now

they didn't care, they just cared about filling their pockets

>>126015065
wouldn't need euros with brazilian resources

wouldn't need brazilian "government" with Portuguese one

in the end your country became the shitty one when Rio was better than Lisbon at the time

you got conned hard

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>>126015082
>same people who conned you into independence are the same type of people ruling you now

quando iremos proíbir a maçonaria novamente, pai? será que rolaria um Reino Unido 2.0?

>>126015082
No. The patriarch of our independance helped with the discovering of lithium.
>Petalite (LiAlSi4O10) was discovered in 1800 by the Brazilian chemist and statesman José Bonifácio de Andrada e Silva in a mine on the island of Utö, Sweden.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsIFtFJepAQ

>>126015405
>será que rolaria um Reino Unido 2.0?
não sei... agora é tarde demais se calhar
os dois países já se afastaram o suficiente nas últimas centenas para não funcionar.

já há gente que diz que as coreias se juntarem não vai ser possível nunca. já juntar as alemanhas foi/é mais complicado do que deixou transparecer

>>126014971
Pray the rosary for Nossa Senhora da Aparecida and get a plenary indulgence (it's a Marian year here). Also, vote on Bolsonaro.

>>126015630
Republicas matam qualquer civilização =/

>>126011109
>Impeaches temur
>Lula wins another term
>protests
>lula puts them down
>Lula gloats
>protests increase in power
>lula gets his supporters in
>Lines are drawn
>brazilian civil war when

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>>126016079
>Lula wins another term

>>126015043
"If it will be you to put your hands [in the gibs], I will deliver myself. But if you send someone who you trust, I will send someone who I trust - purposed Joseley [JBS owner]"
-"It must be someone who we wkill before he does the accusation. It will be Fred [???] with one of your guys. Let's make a deal with Fred with one of your guys because he will leave from there and go to the guy. And you will give me a fucking help" - answered Aécio.

>>126014971
Improvised weaponry in case of revolution my friend, best to be prepared when resources run dry

>>126014790
Salazar was great.

>>126016246
Gracias muchacho.

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>>126016578
So great that your dads prefered to live in French favelas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phb3U3D8Kuc&t=116s

Point for Lula yay!

Nice OP.

>>126016810
and independence was so great for Brazil they are the ones with favelas in 2017 with no dictatorship around.
get real

>>126011109
>>126012270
What's up with this autistic FAQ? It's like you're talking to yourself. Typical /int/ degenerate. But thank you for creating the thread.

Seriously though, I have no idea how can people still believe in any politician or party anymore. And this is dangerous, because if people don't believe in democracy, they will accept alternatives. Opportunists arise in times of chaos and uncertainty.

I'm not pro PT, but from the moment that Dilma was reelected, you all remember that the external economy wanted Aécio instead and the external economy has been fucking with our soveraign country from the start. Dilma was impeached by the pedaladas, which every other president has done before, not because of corruption. I'm not defending her, I'm stating that our system is a joke because senators and deputies have too much power in their hands and there's no political party without corruption.

I think that this is the worst time in our political history, because when it happened before, people fought for a cause and they were naive enough to believe in other people, in elections, in the military, whatever they believed. Does anyone still trust another politician after all this?

brazils goverment is a fucking mess worser than ireland how the hell do ye have 100 million pppl there

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>>126018387
>I'm not pro PT, but...

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>>126011109
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

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>>126018895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-8kmPJKGgM

>>126016301
I have some gold(0.3 kilo), and 2 guns, what else do i get?

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Meanwhile

http://noticias.r7.com/sao-paulo/manifestantes-protestam-contra-lei-da-migracao-no-centro-de-sao-paulo-25042017

https://www.terra.com.br/noticias/brasil/manifestantes-protestam-em-sao-paulo-contra-nova-lei-de-migracao,5de38c896bc2625aaf650dc99418f53b3f5krmt6.html

>>126018895
CIRCUIT BREAKER WAS TURNED ON. I REPEAT, CIRCUIT BREAKER WAS TURNED ON.
As soon as Temer resigns or his impeachment process starts at Legislative it will be life's time to buy Brazilian stocks. They will be in a all-time low.

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>>126018745
>Butthurt over being called autistic

>>126018895
JUST

ANAUÊ

thank you so much comunists and leftists. You fucked up another country

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we became international joke again

IT'S NOT AN APOCALYPSE, BUT IT IS A RAGNAROK HAPPENING: TEMER IS ACCUSED OF FINANCIAL SPECULATION ANTICIPATING THAT OUR BASIC INTEREST RATE WOULD BE REDUCED IN A PRIVATE TALK
>>126020428
>again

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>>126019086
>>126019381
>>126019519

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-05-18/brazil-stock-market-halted-after-plunging-10-what-happens-next

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=401tnxiiI2E

LET

ME

GUESS :

IS THAT TREMOR GUY A FORMER BANKSTER BY CHANCE ?!

>>126021446
That's my wet dream, anon.

I gotta say. The JBS dudes were masterful at the game. I was amazed by elaborate and meticulous they were in their strategy to fuck these guys in the ass.

Marked notes, tracking chips, recordings of negotiations and exchanges. The works.

we need the military to save us. Its the only chance we have

>>126011109
wtf is going on with leaders of countries these days?

>Erdogan
>Trump
>UKIP (every single backstabber)
>Romania (whoever the F these guys are)
>Spain (son in law of king is con artist etc)
>Bullshit in Brazil
>Corrupt leaders in Poland

Bunch of incapable shitfucks, even I can do that shit better I am 10000% sure

>>126021735
The only comparable situation in our history was in 1954-1955, when 1) Getúlio Vargas killed himself in August 54; 2) Vice-President Café Filho assumed, but got sick in November 55; 3) Carlos Luz ruled from November 8-11 and tried to give a coup; 4) Marshall Lott have a coup, outsting him and give the Presidency to Nereu Ramos; 5) Café Filho got better, but Lott didn't allow him to reassume Presidency; 6) Ramos ruled until give the Presidency to Kubitschek. But then our economy was still growing. Nunca antes na história deste país, anons, nunca antes na história deste país.

>tfw still needed 2 more years to move to 'straya
GOD FUCKING DAMN

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>>126021446

He's a vampire.

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>>126019400
[autistic screeching]

Honest question lads, please don't kill me
Wouldn't it be easier for you if Brazil just broke up into more efficient smaller states? I feel like the way your country managed to live since its independence turned it into some kind of unusable mess for 200 million people. Even just braking up the country into like the three Southern States, Sao Paulo and then 2-3 different countries up north would probably be much better.

>>126022775
It would, but monkeys just wanna scream about brazilian pride, the nation, usa buying the amazon or something

>>126022775
yeah... why don't you give up all your colonies, which stand right next to your own territory, Leopold?

A real federative union would solve this problem... but we like to use "federative" the way communists use "democratic"

>>126023010
I actually understand the Amazon argument, since a country consisting of only tropical forest would have even less of a possibility to defend it than you already do, unless that theoretical state would be kind of a lefty ecological paradise like, say, Ecuador or something.
Don't get me wrong, I actually like seeing a strong Brazil, but given your demographics and politics this won't happen any time soon.

>>126023132
Stop comparing things that aren't comparable m8. Also I don't think federative unions do much, since it would just divide the population into those who believe it's too much and those who believe full independence would be better.

>>126022775
>I feel like the way your country managed to live since its independence turned it into some kind of unusable mess for 200 million people.
If you compare our history in XIX century with other Latam countries you will find a bloodshed in their side while some quite decent peacefulness in our side from 1840 to 1989.
>B-but muh slavery!
Yes, it was horrible, but we managed to abolish it without a civil war, unlike in Murrica.
I honestly think we should be a confederation rather than a federation.

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>whats going on in Brazil ?
Yes and after you tell me that please let me know what the temperature and relative humidity is like in Brunei.

>>126011109
If Aécio gets arrested, it's the end for Lula.
The Lava-Jato's prosecutors main theory is that Lula was the center of the corruption scheme in Brazil.
Lula's only defence is that he is under a political witch hunt controlled by the opposition.
As the leader of oposition gets arrested, there's no way for Lula to get away with it.
And Temer... RIP.

>>126023373
I know the history my friend. But it doesn't mean that the society is the same 150 years after. As of now it's not working at all, and I just wanted to know your guys opinions on it since it's pretty hard to get any information on secession except from some delusional o sul é o meu pais fags

>>126023603
Perhaps as delusional as Allahu Akhbar fags. Keep exploding/getting machinegunned, etc.

>>126023782
I have no idea what you're blabbering about

>>126011109
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU SHIT SKINS

CRIME INFESTED NIGGER HELL HOLE

YOUR NOT WHITE, YOUR JUST GARBAGE FUCK OFF AND DIE

EXTERMINATE BRAZIL

>>126023367
I'm just saying our "actual" system would work better... if anyone ever tried it. But people here like to centralize everything.

>>126023932
Is misunderstood you then, sorry m8

>>126023840
Why do you even care. Nothing better to bother yourself with in your own home country/Europe?

>>126011109
At this point, nuking Brazil would be an act of mercy. Put these poor fuckers out of their misery.

>>126023920
You're*

>>126024113
Nuke Brasília, São Paulo and Rio

>>126024086
Because being a closeminded retard is what is turning our civilization world wide into rubbish, and also I'm Portuguese and I'd love to see Brazil get better, or at least see the best parts save themselves from this mess before it's too late.

>>126011109

>inb4 Temer resigns and the new president gets caught in another corruption scandal within a year

>>126015405
foda-se isso é que era caralho. mas provavelmente os (((maçons))) fodiam-nos a economia e manipulavam a opinião pública, e depois depunham o governo, em nome da (((liberdade e democracia)))

>>126023603
Ok so. A very good sociologist and leight /pol/ tier we had (Oliveira Vianna) said that we work with systoles and diastoles: we alternate cycles of more centralism (systole) and more federalism (diastole). Something like this: Monarchy (systole), Old Republic (diastole), Vargas Period (systole), Democratic Period (diastole), Military Period (systole), New Republic (diastole). Now we are facing the decomposition of this last cycle.

>>126024113
>>126024308
If anyone nukes São Paulo, please aim them a couple miles to the west. I live within the "horrible 3rd degree burns" radius and this small change would put me in the "became dust" radius, which is a much better ending.

>>126024529
>Muh middle-class is the engine of hue-society

i have to disagree... but yeah... the pattern is there.

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>Dollar rises instantly again

Nuke us already.

>>126024529
This works with most countries with democratic elections actually, although often in slight variations. In most European countries there's an alternation between more socialist and more conservative governments every couple of years, effectively killing the small achievements every last government makes every time.

How long do you think the decomposition of the current cycle will take before Brazil (or what will be left of it) gets its shit together again?

>>126024852
Wild guess of 4-5 years

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>>126024835
I should have bought Puyo Puyo Tetris yesterday :(
>>126024693
Vianna wrote this in 1920, we didn't have middle class back them
>>126024852
But they don't disrupt the constitutional order every end of cycle like we do. Plus, our federative system is chaotic, for two reasons: 1) we are together with Nicaragua the only country which also consider CITIES also as unitis of federation; 2) we have a more-than-communist chaotic tax system (pic related, this tax lawyer release this book containing ALL tax legislation we have at ALL federative levels). Plus, most of the income of them goes to Federal government, resulting that States and Cities are forever dependents on gibs, and forever in debt. In sum, we are fucked.

>>126011109
>a brazilian was ripping people off
SURPRISE

LULA IS BACK GUYS.

1,000,000,000,000 BOLIVIAN REFUGEES FOR BRAZIL!

>>126026910
>for every Bolivian there are 130 Indians
really makes your poo steam

>>126011109
Maia has 30 days (not 90) to call for indirect elections in case of resignment or impeachment, but Congress could approve an emendment for direct elections. Given how center-left parties (Novo, Rede) are well-liked and popular figures expressed support it's pretty likely if demonstrations increase.

If SEC/TSE revokes the Dilma-Temer ticket it will be a direct election too.

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>>126013480
>it's gotta be someone we can kill before he makes a delation
wew
e
w

>>126018387
Couldn't care less about our sovereignty when we're getting shot and robbed daily on the streets and rotting in hospital corridors. I just want to live in piece. Fuck

>>126020428
>again
We never stopped being it, anon.

BRING THE EMPIRE BACK

>>126027787
Thank you for the correction of the period, but my argument of the judicial controversy of the effect of this CA doesn't change. See the Constitution:
“Art. 16. A lei que alterar o processo eleitoral entrará em vigor na data de sua publicação, não se aplicando à eleição que ocorra até um ano da data de sua vigência"

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>>126024835
I was about to buy an SSD and a video card through some parents in the US. For fucks sake.

>>126011109
Stay safe brother's of the north

>>126024835
Fuck. At least I get paid in dollars, so that's nice, but it cancels everything out when I consider most of my expenses are also in USD.

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>>126028717
You can leave in pieces, amirite?

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HAPPENING: TEMER MAY RESIGN TODAY

>>126030052
relatives* , monkey

>>126030744
Thanks hermano

>>126031650
>O Antagonista
>literally squid stuck tomorrow: the newspaper

I love this country

>>126032129
Hi, Reinaldetefag

>>126019182
I have some home made bombs

BOLOSONARO WILL LEAD A PUTSCH. COMING SOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVCRav9wkJc

>>126031650
I remember hearing on the TV earlier today something about him denying resigning and shit he can pull to block being impeached. I hope he resigns, but this is just retarded clickbait.

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>>126011109
>>126012270
>>126013217
brazil shills

hey just get another marxist in there, have some riots, and call it a day

we can't really be fucked with this, we aren't as far gone as you and we have our own shills trying to bullshit about russia

>>12603240
>Aécio Snow shill

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>>126024835
> tfw my payment is in dollars

hello /pol/

/biz/raeli here

I will be buying some brazilian stocks in the coming days and I'm sure many others will be too

>>126023467
canada is as relevant as brasil

>>126033084
Wait until Temer resigns or they start impeachment process.

>>126033352

I have a soft spot for brazilian steel companies SID and GGB

>>126033084
This >>126033358

>>126031650
>o antagonista

WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO /BR/OS? WE GOTTA LEAVE N O W

I'LL GO ANYWHERE, EVEN MEXICO

>>126033676

I'm moving to Portugal later this year. One of my relatives owns a medium sized olive oil factory, he's willing to employ me.

Petrópolis or Vassouras, /pol/?

>>126029972
Shit. You're right. I'm seeing a bunch of news articles talking about the possibility of a direct election if PEC227 is approved (direct elections except for last 6 months of mandate), but none mentioned that article. I'm interested in the legality of this now, is there any leeway they could find for a direct election?

>>126011109
Not going to happen anything.

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TEMER WILL MAKE A PRONUNCIATION AT 16:00
>>126033676
Go to Colombia and have GOAT sex

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>>126021442
>zeroclue
b-but muh BRICS

>>126032957
But if the dollar raises in price it means the Real lost purchasing power, so you have more money but you can be less with it.

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>oh, the ecoomy's not looking bad, maybe we can recove-
>this happens
>mfw

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Just fuck your country up so bad you'll be forced to become a refugee or wait for gibs / aid, works for africans and arabs.

WE COULD HAVE AVOIDED THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZN5AOQ9FCs

Time to buy Embraer.

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JUST

>>126032129
Vai dar a bunda.

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>>126033676
To the only road of peace my friend, the road of death

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>>126034879
>tfw

>>126032957
T. Youtuber

>>126035716
Kéfera, é você?

>>126012767

I second this, please, end our suffering. Set us free.

>>126020428

> "casa do baralho" series when?

>>126021446

Close, he is a lawyer and probably delves in the dark arts

>>126022775

Never gonna happen, but I agree. Big countries fucking sucks, one worked With the USA. Several smallers countries, With a trade agreement, would be Better.

>>126013834
we wanted independece, not a republic, removing pedro 2 was the worst thing we ever did

>Pior do que tá não fica
WELL, ABOUT THAT...

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>>126036619
BRING BACK THE BRAZILIAN EMPIRE

>>126012767
Someone tell the Glorious Leader of the People's Democratic Republic of Korea that Temer said the Glorious Leader eats shit

Please, save us from ourselves, turn it all into glass

>>126036946
>brings it back
>we still have to decide between three heirs

>>126034159
ESTÁ ACONTECENDO

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>>126034159
>mfw he just turns into Dilma 2.0 and says "I dindu nuffin I a gud boy need mo money for them programs"
>Refuses to resign just to stir more shit up

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>>126011109
Brazil currency crashing!

>>126037560
No, he is a hypocrite, anon, while Dilma is cynical. It is like the difference between Dems and Reps: while these say "sorry", the firsts say "I dindu nuffin, and you are a bigot!"

>>126012767
>>126012270
>>126011109

It's okay Brazil all politicians in all places and times are corrupt.

Just be happy that yours are easy to catch

>>126011109
Whatever's going on I hope you guys recover from the socialist hellhole that was created.

>>126038000
You really don't know just how rotten our entire political system is.

>>126022775
Our history is full of separatism and shit. in 1830~1845, 1893, 1932, 1993 (south states). Uruguay actualy where a brazilian provincia known as "Cisplatina" during part of the brazilian empire and did get independent by military victory aginst Pedro II.
Recently the former president José Sarney, king of the state of Maranhão, was quoted saying that sepsratism will sorow the nation again in a near future. He understands (and contributed to this) that the federal union is a weight that the center-south of the country is dragging up for too long now, and the tendencies point to a direction where the federal governament will spend more and more on its own affais letting the states go bankrupt.
I suport separatism and believe that the portuguese america will only have a bright future divided in its administration but united as a common identity than enslaved by the federal government and wth its people hostage of politicians.

>>126011109
Brazil is a sick dog that needs to be put down, Please end our suffering

>>126038000
Nice trips. We are in 1992 Venezuela level https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdjFu3_wOnM

Bolsonaro quando?

Brazil Superpoder 2020

>>126038745
nunca
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c
a

>>126011109
Blame amazon rainforest. Guess who's behind the destabilization...

>>126011109
Why aren't Brazilians mellow and relaxed, big country, lot's of trees, beaches.

Calm down bros, it's all a charade.

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>>126039341
>It's all a charade while you're giving 70% of your profits to corrupt politicians and losing the other 20% to more common criminals

kill me

KILL ME

>>126011109

we live in an age where one has the technology to easily fake audio of a person saying incriminating things

>>126039341
>lots of trees
Only on some specific places, and not for long.

Temer should stage a coup for maximum comfy.

>>126039341
Actually we are melacholicy as fuck, having a bigger rate of anxiety and depression than world's average
t. anxious and depressive guy

>>126019381
That is true any wealthy anon should buy private banks stocks as (((they))) always come out on top

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IT'S OVER. HERE ARE THE PICTURES OF THE MONIES GIBEN.
Brazilians are illiterated, but we are not blind.
Obs: R$ 500k = approx US$ 147,5k

>>126041244
Jesus JBS really fucked them properly didn't they?

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>>126041244

>>126041504
Yup
This random Olavo de Carvalho video appeared in my YT. Enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsV7Tn-8TH4

>>126038000
Sarney( ex politician) has a entire state to him, like he owns something like california in lands/meters/space

>>126040340
Portuguese genes, listen to Fado bro

>>126041244
HABBENING

>>126042312
>Sarney( ex politician) has a entire state to him
Wrong. He has TWO states. He upgraded Amapá from Territory to a State for a reason.
>>126042454
...Fado was invented in Brazil by Portuguese expats, btw.

>>126042672
It came into being in the Lisbon streets in the 19th century mate.

>>126042672
>Fado was invented in Brazil by Portuguese expats
Is this what they really teach you in Brazil

Why would Temer resing from office? If he leave he doesn´t have foro privilegiado and gets fucked

>>126042672
I forgot it sorry my bro, but still its a lot of land TO ANY FUCKING POLITICIAN WHO SAYS I STEAL BUT I DO IN PUBLIC TV CIVIL WAR WHEN

>>126043132
[spoiler]He wont leave[/spoiler]

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Don't worry lads ,here comes the lula

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>>126018895
This is how you fuck a country
Anyone remember B.R.I.C and how it would become so powerful?
Rest in pieces

>>126015630
>>126024438
IMPÉRIO LUSÓFONO QUANDO

>>126044132
Hablando se países jodidos.....ehh

>>126043106
>>126043106
http://www.iea.usp.br/noticias/as-origens-brasileiras-do-fado
>Nery explica que a história do fado português é um longo processo de trocas interculturais: "No contexto multicultural do Brasil colonial, os ritmos e os padrões de dança africanos combinam-se com as harmonias e as formas européias para gerar uma dança cantada de forte sensualidade. Essa música atravessa o Atlântico e se implanta nos bairros populares do porto de Lisboa".
NÓIS

>>126018895
o fugg dude

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>>126011109

South America is going to be Destabilized, flooding North America with "refugees/migrants" similar to what's going on in Europe.

http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/subject/knowledge%20bomb/username/anonymous5/tripcode/%21%219O2tecpDHQ6/

STF JUST AUTHORIZED INVESTIGATION ON TEMER
THE RIDE IS JUST STARTING

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>>126045779
THE FIRE RISES

>>126045319
There isn't a big cospirancy or anything, South America elected left wing populist governments in the late 90s and the beginnings of the 00s and now we are paying the price, Venezuela is on the blink of civil war while they have no toilet paper, Argentina is broken, Brazil is the biggest recession since 1929 thanks to the government intervention on the economy and so forth.

>>126046151
>Brazil is the biggest recession since 1929
Wrong. we made keynesian avant-lettre measures (basically destroying our coffee stocks) and we managed to leave it before the rest of capitalist world.

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TEMER IS READY TO RESIGN

>>126033314
Haiti is more relevant than the Dominican Rapepublic

>>126047712
Only because everyone can make fun of Haiti.

IT'S REALLY HAPPENINGGGGGGGGGGG

>>126011109
>No, we will not ellect him. According with our Constitution, it is an indirect election.
Nobody gives a fuck about Constitution. There will be an election and Lula will win. Everybody knows.

Theme song. Or: why do liberals make the best songs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haW_ruZ_Be8

>>126048336
Lula won't win an election on the second round, no matter what.

O unico motivo que o Aecio nao foi preso é pq daria jurisprudencia pra prender td o resto que esta na mesma delação
STF como sempre covarde

>>126048662
Keep saying that. You will believe at some point.

>>126048736
Quem mais está na mesma delação?

>>126049409
todo mundo

Quanto mais tempo demorar pro Temer cair e alguem assumir, mais apoio o Lula ganha

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Fuck brazil, WHITE POWER! 14/88!

If you hate niggers, jews, spics, arabs, faggots, commie scum as much as we do and you want to raid some tranny server once in a while, you should join the official Moon Central Discord! White people only. Introduce yourself in #introductions

https://discord.gg/rDSBTgq

1, 2, 3 ,4 I declare a race war!
Join us and lynch a nigger tonight!

14/88,
The Triple K Mafia

P.S Fuck Niggers

>>126012767

but I like Brazil, you guys are the only Bro-tier country in this shithole

>>126049472
...
O molusco tb?

>>126050701
Lula parece estar mais envolvido com a Odebrecht do que com a JBS.

>>126012767
Day of the SOPA can't come soon enough.

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Temer resign today.

OMFG, IT'S HAPPENING BOIS.

http://noblat.oglobo.globo.com/meus-textos/noticia/2017/05/temer-decidiu-renunciar.html

>>126051404
>noblat

>>126051404
ESTÁ
ACONTECENDO

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Bomb Africa with nuclear bombs.

If you hate niggers, jews, spics, arabs, faggots, commie scum as much as we do and you want to raid some tranny server once in a while, you should join the official Moon Central Discord! White people only. Introduce yourself in #introductions

https://discord.gg/rDSBTgq

1, 2, 3 ,4 I declare a race war!
Join us and lynch a nigger tonight!

14/88,
The Triple K Mafia

P.S Fuck Niggers

>>126036946
NÓS
ÉRAMOS
REIS
E
MERDA

>>126051900
M-Mas o brasil era um império

Temer vai renunciar às 16:00

screencap this

>>126011109
>brazil being corrupted as fuck with all the politicians stealing

So tell me again what's new ?

>>126053629
they got caught this time :^)

...
Next duplos will decide which will be the impeachment soundtrack:
11 - Refuse/Resist (Sepultura)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ODNxy3YOPU
22 - Crise Geral (Ratos)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py8u6fhpdkg
33 - Suposicollor (Ratos)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TzzqD9m6r4
44 - Mentira da Eleição (DFC)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL5Wr0ajbMw
55 - Rock do Bolsonaro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_1OmCz3jN8
66 - Exu Caveirinha (feat. Wanessa Camargo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_1OmCz3jN8
77 - Esculhambação Sim, Frescura Não (Falcão)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3wyF5ZycOw
88 - Hino Integralista (Anauê)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts-hsjtLMpM
99 - Huehuehue brbr, the song (Anônimo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f40aulY2oTU
00 - Globeleza song (handicapped dog version)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jTcSeIYY00

>>126053629
this time there's no Carnival near to make us forget about it.

and we are pissed.

>>126053761
>>126054121

Oh right, retarded me. Well, that's good right ?
Anyways we all know that they will get replaced by other politicians who will do the exact same thing but will be more careful this time. The circle goes round and round. Same shit all over the world.

>>126054009
roll

NEW BRAZILIAN ANTHEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HwVjppnHSo

>>126054009
>impeachment
He is going to resign.

>>126054009
brazil is kill :(

http://g1.globo.com/politica/ao-vivo/cobertura-ao-vivo.html
STREAM STREAM STREAM

>>126055300
It's 4 already, where is my resignation

IT'S STARTING FAGS

TEMER KILLED HIMSELF HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>muh clandestine investigation
filho da puta

>Nunca paguei o silêncio de ninguém
Ouviu galera, ele não fez nada.

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HE WILL NOT RESIGN
The bants were good while it lasted. Thank you guys, and goodbye

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FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

>>126057840
That's for the better, he needs to be properly impeached and not just leave on his own terms. Personally I think he and every single politician save a few should be shot in the head but that's not going to happen anyway.

>>126050204
Thanks Chilebro, I like your country too, day of the Helicopter when?

>>126044969
ÉRAMOS

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>Temer right now

>Brazilian media
http://www.oantagonista.com/posts/temer-tem-de-renunciar

>>126011109
>>126012270
Nice bogdown, anon