RUSSIA HACKED FRENCH ELECTION

>>122484792
The fact that they're still pushing this retarded narrative even after Trump fired 59 tomahawks at a Russian ally is amazing, the US narrative think tank must be in a state of total chaos.

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>>122484792
>go to the fridge
>happy af
>expecting to extract a beer or two from the fridge
>look at my face when there is no beer left

Fucking russians hacked my fridge

When in doubt, blame Russia.

>>122485512
>wake up
>go to the bathroom
>accidentally stub toe in desk

Russians hacked my desk

>>122485963
russians hacked CNN's brains and removed them

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Russians hacked my fucking toilet, it won't flush, god dammit.

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>>122484792

>>122484792
I saw one Russian hacking at least one vote in another thread (it was for Le Pen though).

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>>122485963
>go to toilet to take nice solid poop
>explosive burning liquid poop fills the toilet

Fucking russians hacked my asshole

>>122484792
>go to bank
>£0.46
>fucking Russian hackers

>>122487118
Nuclear holocaust when?

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>>122484792

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>>122487487
7/7/17

>>122484792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3Ftn2n1VTU

>>122484792
Russia killed my father, raped my morther & made me stub my toe earlier.

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>>122484792
>mfw a sole Russian hacker called 4chan controls all of the worlds elections

>>122484792
This will be the false flag the Jews will use from now on. And the dumb-ass Russians are completely to blame for meddling.

>Hack Brexit
>Hack Trump
>Hack refugees to rape Europeans
>Hack French elections
Have the Russians finally become the Jews?

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>122484792
>Politico
>Doesn't mention that the CIA is as well

Maybe Snape isnt the bad guy after all, Harry

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>>122484792

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Actually there's plenty of evidence that Russia hacked the US election.

>>122484792
>France built resistance to fake news and cyberattacks but three out of four candidates have pro-Kremlin views.

candidates have pro kremlin views, that means russia hacked them? how retarded are the jews?

can't any of these politicians lose respectfully any more?

I don't think russia and their 56kbps modems can take credit for being a failure at political life...

>>122489667
zero evidence

>>122487118
>wake up put chicken tendies in oven
>kill time by Fucking my sonic hedgehog toy while watching my little pony
>check on tendies, burnt
Fucking Russians hacked my oven

>>122484792
fucking lmao

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>>122484792
tfw

>wake up

>go to fridge to get milk

>look inside fridge find there's no milk left

>Fucking Russians HACKED MY FRIDGE FUCK !!!! I WANTED MILK!!!!

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>>122484792
And what will you do with it?

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Project Marble CIA Vault 7

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>>122490052
>marry whore wife
>she has cool black friend named jamal
>walk in on them fucking

Fucking Russians hacked black dick into my wife

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>>122487118
>came home from work
>get ready to have sex with my wife
>can't get an erection

The Russians hacked my penis

>>122484792
Amerifags are cucks for ruski cock.

They got higher faith in Putin and pledge more allegiance to Russia than their own country.

>>122485022
>the US narrative think tank

John Podesta and Robby Mook, assisted by CNN/MSNBC/ABC, etc. More of a propaganda machine than a think tank, really.

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>>122484792
Them pesky Russians at it again

>>122489667
Please provide proof.

I've only read the report that the CIA, FBI, and NSA strongly believe of Russian interference. No evidence has been provided AFIAK.

>>122490820
Ha ha ha *JUST*

you think this ruski hacker meme might actually be encouring a whole new generation of russians interested in taking up hacking and working in cyber warfare?

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>>122490722
You live in Sweden. Shut up.

Russia won the propaganda war, they don't even have to spread propaganda anymore, instead American citizens will do it for them.

>>122486716
Russians hacked my ass and gave me hemorrhoids

>>122491005
So what? Does that negate the point?

>wake up
>grab wheelchair
Fucking Russians hacked my legs

>>122491125
just shut the fuck up sweden

>>122490820
More like Louise Jones

>>122490052
>watching a thriller on tv
>fucking intense plot
>killer is about to uncover a huge conspiracy
>commercial break interrupts him

Fucking russians hacked the whole movie, I can see it live on tv

>>122484792
Can a photoshop genius please change the binary in this photo to cryllic "cyka bylat"

>>122491125
That's a generalization on Americans. Also Sweden is the rape capital of Europe. Your country is getting cucked by refugees.

>>122484792
> it pays to take cybersecurity seriously.

What did she mean by that?

French are voting with papers. Papers are then counted manually. How do you hack into papers?

>>122491005
It's really low effort when all you can point to is

>CIA hacked us as well.

>This poster comes from a country where X, so there for Y.


You don't know who I am, just because the establishment are pussies here, doesn't mean all citizens are. I combat the cucking of the nation daily.

>>122484792
>>Politico

Kys faggot

>>122489667
how can you write a whole book about emails coming out that showed extreme corruption by hillary and the dems?

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>>122489667
>mark shilling
>shilling

>>122484792
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

Noo way
Come onnnn politico. Really? The russian hacker card again? Russia hacks all the '''''populists'''' huh?

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>>122491285
>not knowing the Russians are behind Muslim terror attacks

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Russians hacked my gf. She left me.
Thanks Obama.

>>122484792
New cross thread:

Why La Pen didn't win

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>>122488838
Omg the russians hacked the jews so that the jews would be greedy

>>122484792
CIA literally hacks and kills people around the world every day.
Hey guys it's KGB. They don't even try to cover CIA stories when Wikileaks has all the evidence they need.

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>>122491409
>deleted
what did he mean by this?

pic related

>>122491516
>>122491516
Fuck off, Your country is as bad, probably worse. So is UK, Netherlands, France, Belgium, Germany and a whole series of Countries.

If you want to be putins servants, go ahead, it's not my country. I do my part to stop the progress of degeneration here. It's just sad to see your nation bowing down to Russia.

>>122484792
>(((politico)))

What is Western media doing?
Not even our media accuse Russia of such blatant bullshit.

>>122491928
((muslims))
absolute haram

>wake up
> realize I am now a tranny
.Jews I mean Russians hacked my sexuality

>>122489667
>DNC was DEFINITELY HACKED BY RUSSIAN HACKERS WHO HACKED!!!
>No we won't provide DNC servers to the FBI, you just have to believe us :^)

Daily reminder: There hasn't been a single aspect of the "Russian hacking" fable that hasn't been thoroughly debunked.

>>122491971
>working out with gym bro
>spots me
>baggy shorts
>his penis falls into my mouth
>I suck it

Wtf Russians hacked my sexuality.

>>122492331
i wouldn't worry about it

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DAMN RUSSIANS!

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>>122492331
probably this

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>>122484792

ITT everyone we don't like is a Russian hacker

>>122484792

>Russian

At this point I just assume they actually mean memers.

>>122492400
Thanks for Strawmaning me. I didn't say I agreed with Russia. Not all Americans are for Russia's bullshit, and if you think that you're an idiot.

>>122492981
Stop hacking me!

Fucking russian.

>>122484792
they can't keep getting away with it

The Russians did not hack a shit. They just buy politicians, dump a lot of money in foreign affairs, while their people live like rats.
They do it in France, they do it in my country. The Russian influence is really strong, but it is the way it is because it is very easy to bribe politicians.
People have very low morals, and the Russians know this very well.

>>122490302
God that vodka sucks ass

>>122492283
>have rectal cancer
>Russia hacks the cancer from my throbbing anus
>Putin whispers through his headset a soft "blyat"

Wtf i love Russia now

>>122492400
Not to mention, your country better than mine? At least we don't dedicate safe zones to terrorist. At least our women don't have to worry about getting raped at events like concerts.

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>>122489667

>shilling

pottery

>>122493214
>make shitty post
>get no (you)s

Fucking Russia hacked 4chan

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>>122493348
Stop hacking the election you vodka niggers!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>122491607
Same way you hack into vans to get them to explode. DDoS the RAM port and re-install system 32 but this time you have to bruteforce the CGPU drive

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>>122489667

LOL the inside of the book is blank. Click "Look Inside" and scroll past the intro pages

Which one of you did this

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>>122484792
This shit is a lesson straight out of the little boy crying wolf.

No one is ever going to believe it now even by some chance it was ever true.

>>122493594
Many such cases, very sad.

>>122493964
Maybe this is what the Russian hackers are going for by rolling out mild and irrelevant hacks first.

>>122492901
Why would you be retarded enough to go to N.K in the first place

>>122493711
Are you the hacker known as 4chan?

>>122493692
I hacked you're digits xaxaxaxaxax

>>122494229

Only if you're Cozy Bear :3

Someone call Jill pronto!
We need a recount in L'France.
Those damn ruskies can't keep getting away with it. No Siree Bob.

>>122493711
I thought you had to re-wire the main server terminal and upload a proxy bypass encryption program to the secondary matrix driver

>>122494212
It's complete retards who have been in a protective shell for all their lives that think they can freely travel to nations which hate our guts as long as they practice the liberal mantra of being tolerant and understanding of other cultures.

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I wonder what's worse in their eyes. I mean, the delusion ran so deep it should have some kind of metrics by now
What's worse, /pol/
Russians
Or the patriarchy

>>122494693
Yeah but that's like going to Syria and being surprised when you get allahu ackbard, it's like, the fuck are you expecting? Everyone there hates you and doesn't give a shit if you die