You're Trump for the day. What do?

>>115243962

quit

Kill myself

>>115243962
>needing to sound like a retard to appeal to retards

>>115243962
Round up all the democrats and publicly execute them

In all seriousness, give up the nuclear codes.

>>115243962

Seppuku

>>115243962
Nuke russia

>>115243962
Start ww3 for shits n giggles.

>>115244143
This.

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>>115243962

receive dead drop from KGB handler

enact more orders as planned

Nuke the middle east, double nuke israel

ivanka

Deposit $10 million into the bank account of my actual self.

>>115243962

Limit all foreign money in elections. Political events like protests and stop the Saudis from sending money to organizations here.

Nuke Israel and Canada. Resign.

Feel like that would be enough winning and his body would have been a worthy sacrifice.

declare war on mexico so mexico is too busy dealing with the americans to pay attention to chiapas and the yucatan which allows us to reclaim our rightful clay.
also delete belize

>>115243962
Honestly? I'd continue on the twitter spree he's been on today, making sure to mention pizzagate, jewish conspiracies, and who is actually best girl.

>>115243962
>hereby i give Anon all my money
>t. Trump
What else would i do.

Resign and make Pence pres

>>115243962
Transfer a million to my own bank account. Fuck some bitches.
Nuke Turkey and SA.

>>115243962
Buy wider tie.

>>115243962

jack off

grab some pussy

>>115244285
^

Id do my daughter

also i would fuck melania she looks tight

Hold a speech in pepe makeup and declare a new crusade.

Declare state of emergency
Day of the Rope Begins

>>115243962
Nuke the moon, you never know what could happen.

>>115243962
Kiss every inch of Melania's feet.

>call Putin
>tell him to unite or die
>he says OK
>together nuke the rest of the world
>also nuke California, NYC, Chicago, Detroit, Massachusetts, Maryland, and DC
>liberals destroyed
>the world is saved

>>115243962
Legalize recreational Marijuana
End the war on drugs and decriminalize all use of other drugs

>>115243962
ask if the aurora is real

Remove kebab, dark latinos and blacks, then conquer mexico and canada, only whites in mexico and canada will survive. The great new country of north America will be instó ppable

>>115244285
This

>>115243962
Nuke Mecca, arrest the deep state, sentence McCain and others to death, etc.

>>115244715
>remove dark latinos
said the chicano
even the lightest skinned spic is a nigger compared to a real whyte person

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Resign and publicly apologize to my fellow German-Americans for claiming German blood and then betraying my heritage. Also I would apologize for attacking them and attacking Germany, and for bringing back the worst period of anti-German sentiment in the USA since World War 2.

Finally I would donate my entire fortune to the European Union, to be used for the betterment of mankind and I would auction my daughter Ivanka to the highest bidder as a live-in prostitute, also giving the money to the European Union.

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>>115243962
>quit
quit

>>115243962
Make slavery legal again and declare a new apartheid system

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Trump is a Jew World Order blackmailed agent of International Zion.
Hitler would be ashamed that any of you are fooled by him and his Jewish wife, and Jewish kids mainly Ivanka who's married to Jared Kike Kushner and takes Kike-Jew Cream up all holes and breeds Jewish babies to join the mossad or help occupy Jewmerica later in life.

Trump is a Kike. He is Pure Kike.

Hitler will confirm this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyNaGD4vP6w

>>115243962
Snitch on a former president because I'm butthurt I can't hide my hardon for my russian puppetmaster

>>115243962
I'd spend the day Making America Great Again.

>>115244712
>>115244715>>115244833
fuck off we the conquistadors are white like anglos

Fuck Melanie And Finger Ivanka

>>115244893
>source the Washington post

Oh I'm laffin

>>115244285
barron

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>>115243962
Execute Order 66

Can the president really nuke any country he wants

Conquer mexico, central América and south America , only the sons of conquistadors will avoid the gas Chamber

Unironically create a crisis and take over and grant myself emergency powers and dissolve the government.

>e.o. for constitutional carry nationwide
>push the hillary investigation through
>invite everyone to celebrate don lemon's birthday at lemonparty.com

>>115243962
https://youtu.be/EMKJrQf5ykI?t=1m9s

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>>115244853
>I would auction my daughter Ivanka to the highest bidder as a live-in prostitute,

>>115243962
Tweet out redpills

>>115243962
>You're Trump for the day. What do?
Launch a full scale scorch the earth investigation into John McCain.

Name the jew

>>115243962

Meet with Robert David Steele

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5xe8k7/i_am_robert_david_steele_former_spy_marine/dehjtv4/

>>115243962
send myself money. Millions on aswiss numbers account and after the day is up I will access the cash. I would also grab ivankas ass and try to fuck her.

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>>115243962
Be dishonest about my intentions, and when I've enough of a backing and weakened my enemies to a sufficient enough degree, imprison my biggest opposition.

>>115243962

M E L A N I A
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>>115244831
This is the only good answer

>>115243962
Activate Skynet.

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>>115243962
What do I do?

>>115243962
ARREST EVERY CORRUPT DEMOCRAT AND REPUBLICAN, ANYBODY INVOLVED IN THE DEEP STATE, ARRESTED AND EXECUTED.

>>115243962
Fuck Ivanka

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>>115243962

>>115246516
>>115243962

AND IF I NEED MARSHALL LAW FOR THAT, ADDRESS THE NATION IN AN AWESOME SPEECH, MAKE THEM UNDERSTAND WHATS GOING ON, THEN MOVE IN THE NATIONAL GUARD ON WASHINGTON DC

>>115243962
Resign and abort baron...it's never to late to abort just a government conspiracy

>>115243962
Hit the red button

>>115243962
Melania.

>>115243962
Declare a state of emergency and command US Special Forces to summarily execute Obama, Clinton, McCain, Graham, Schumer, Pelosi and all their associates, before moving on to MSM, Facebook and Twitter headquarters

>>115243962
I'd drone both Hillary and Obama right fucking now and let the pieces fall where they may.

>>115246870
this needs to happen asap,, if trump addresses the nation properly and explains everything, I am sure people wouldnt care about DC being under marshall law.

lock her up

>>115243962
>blow up the moon
>claim it's a nightly reminder of white oppression controlling everything right down to the tides
>laugh it up on my boat while the world floods or something sweet

tweet "all niggers must hang"

>>115243962
Begin the American Reich

>>115244296

This is the only sensible answer.

>>115243962
BEAT MEAT
SLEEP
REPEAT

>>115244296
>Only 10 million

Poorfag detected.

>>115244393
>only a million
Another poorfag detected

>>115244712
Like.....the aurora borealis? Umm I've seen it myself so unless there is some kind of super secret widespread projector hidden somewhere I'm going to say yes.

Push the button

>>115244952
>Snitch
Nigger detected

>>115243962
order the jailing of George W., Rumsfeld, Dianne Feinstein, Nancy Pelosi, Paul Ryan, Hillary Clinton, John McCain, Elizabeth Warren, and probably some others I'm forgetting.

>>115246199
>for a day

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>>115243962
>You're Trump for the day. What do?
Bang ivanka and melania at the same time, then get blown by kellyanne conway in her supergirl outfit while taking 200m out of welfare payments to fix the pipes in Flint.

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>>115243962

Shitpost on twitter.

Build the wall

Go to mar-a-lago

>>115249214
George Soros

>>115243962
Post /pol/ infographs on twitter to get a rise out of news outlets so they spread that information even further.

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>>115243962
Launch nuclear missiles against Africa and the middle east.

Then play monopoly with my daughter probably.

>>115249214
>some I'm forgetting

YOU MEAN BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>115244102
we're waiting...

Release my tax returns

>>115243962
nuke big cities

>>115244893
WRONG

>>115249953
Exciting World of Chartered Accountancy!

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>>115243962
Paint myself green and demand to be called President Pepe.

5 hours long speech full of redpills, broadcast worldwide.

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Arrest Meryl Streep. I can't stand that self-righteous cunt.

>>115244143
This

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round up all the rural and suburban retards and burn hillary clinton at the stake

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>>115244557

>>115243962
Start a full investiation on the deep state and execute everyone involved
Nuke every country in the middle east and africa except SA, congo, and Nigeria (need those wakaliaood films)
Call a military strike on schulz
Declare murder of nigs legal
And as it all happens dig deep into barron's boipucci (ironically) whilst ivanka eats my ass and melina sucks barron off
And that would all be done by noon

>>115243962
bigass press conference
implement >>115251623
drop bane references
publicly invite russia into a joint colonization effort in africa
end conference
shower off
fuck my wife
play with barron
get dinner
fuck my wife again

Fuck Ivanka right in the pussy

nuke israel

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>>115253003
kek
didn't see that coming.

>>115248835
>being this bluepilled

>>115254488
kek has spoken

>>115248835
what

no the plane

>>115243962

Publicly announce Russia is americas greatest ally

>>115254323
Oh and i forgot
>change national anthem to space jam
>make pepe the national symbol
>make the mexicunts pay for the nukes
>force pajeets to poo in the loo (which would take most of my time out of these activities)
>livestream dwarf fortress on twitch
>shitpost bogpills on twitter

Make the FN win, by all means if necessary

>>115243962
Follow his itinerary. I've got a job to do.

Also, read up on ayyylmaos.

Nationwide stand your ground and constitutional concealed carry. Fuck antifags and Fuck cali.

>>115243962
Whine about something

>>115243962
Take another vacation and play golf while you suckers pay for it.
#draintheswamp

>>115243962
name (((them)))

>>115243962
Joint press conference with Putin in which they discuss mending the disastrous US/Russia relations under Obama

hang all kikes

>>115243962
Release a gas version LSD into the CNN's air conditioning system. Not a high amount just enough to make things fun.

>>115244411
5cm ties are Herrenrasse.