What are you going to do on March 8th, aka, #daywithoutawoman

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>>115235199

Treat them like shit just like any other day.

>>115235199
Make lewd jokes about places I'd like to put my dick at work without glancing over my shoulder first.

Can't wait, my commute will so much quicker just like on that immigrant protest day.

>>115235199
Masturbate?

I will put up a trump poster.

>>115235199
i will wake up, feed the dog, feed myself, shitpost for a bit, go to work, come home, eat food, shitpost for a bit, play vidya, then go to sleep
the only thing i really miss about having a woman around is having home cooked food on deck at all times.

>>115235199
>DANGER, ALARM, WARNING, ALERT, BHИMAHИE HAХУЙ-БЛЯTЬ! DANGEROUS TO MAN DAY WITHOUT WOMAN IS COMING!!!
How that day will differ from regular?

>>115235199
I'll be working, on the most productive day ever.

>>115235199
Well, I'm actually r9k and come only to /pol/ because I hate niggers.
So my whole life is a sequence of days without women.

>>115235199
same thing as i do everyday, talk to no one other than my mom and stepdad

>>115235199
Earning money.

Taking the day off.

I'm a girl btw.

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>>115237029

>>115235199
Working with my female coworker as always. She voted for Trump and hates SJWs

>>115237703
powerful

>>115237931
I work in IT, men and women are so bluepilled it's uncanny.
Enjoyed the butthurt when Hofer got 50% and Trump was elected, though.

>>115235199
I hope all the hobby workers get fired and replaced with actual workers.

>>115235199
For me, every day is #daywithoutawoman day. If they want to me take note, they shouldn't set the most mathematically perfectly impossible spot the difference competition. You can't take something away that you won't give in the first place.

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>>115235199
Feel safer on the road during my daily commute.

>>115237703
>not working
>not taking that easy promotion / raise for looking like a productive upstanding citizen to your boss
stupid roasties, always fucking themselves over for feels

>>115235199
Oh noes, what will I do if my wife doesn't alternate between spending my money and plonking her fat fucking arse on the sofa all day?

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>>115238918

he's right

have a wank like every other day
an' what?

>>115236444
nice trios of truth

>>115235199
Watch as multiple teacher and nursing jobs open because these women are too fucking stupid to understand risking your career is not worth making a statement about inequalities that don't exist

>>115239610
*trips
fuck you phone

>>115235199
Literally the same thing I do every day with nothing changing.

The only way this would affect me is if I went to Starbucks to buy some shit overpriced coffee, as the lines would be longer due to them being understaffed.

No respectable working women are going to care about this. At most I've heard some who work at a college joke about how they might take it if the college gives it to them (because a free day is a free day), but they don't give a shit about the cause.

fart

>>115235199
i'm gonna hang out with my girlfriend

>>115235199
As celebration we should claim war once again on the great socialist cucks platform; Tumblr

>>115235199


I get another Oculus sensor arriving i the mail.

Probably going to celebrate women with a harem of VR waifu"s.

>>115235199

Take a big fat dump and then probably tend to my onions.

Are they all fucking off to the moon for a day or what?

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>I'll be here, waiting for the #daywithouthumans holiday

>>115240153
Is VR finally there? I keep hearing "we don't need women anymore when it's there" but you make it sound like it already happend.

>>115235199
get dick sucked

>>115240411

https://vrporn.com/waifu-sex-simulator-vr-2-1/

It's way better than fapping to another man fucking a women on a flat screen.

VR at least gets you away from that cuckolds perspective. you get eye contact. obviously its in stereoscopic 3d. I would seriously recomend you find a way to try something in VR if you have not already.

I believe there is already a port for this to run from phones with one of those google cardboard setups.

Another new piece of software is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqQQb4XQuJ0
came out a few days ago. video wont do it jsutice but maybe you can get an idea.

Personally tho, I wont feel complete until i'm a brain in a jar plugged permenantly into it.
I've had a rift for about a year now, its a amazing piece of tech.

>>115241529
It says nothing about system requirements. Does it need some proprietary software / restrictive DRM stuff?

>>115235199
I'm cool with this if they agree not to drive that day as well. Can you imagine? A great commute to work, no bitchy office ladies, and I'm sure a boost to overall efficiency.
It's going to be a great day.

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>>115235199
Oh no! What will I do if I need to call HR to ask a question that my manager is better suited to answer anyways?

>>115241529


There is also a very VERY large collection of stereoscopic porn thats been filmed that you can play on it also.
That is not as immersive tho. you cant stand up and move around. They don't even have anything yet where they display at the full 90Hz the headset is capable of. its all still stuck at 60. But its more lifelike and i generally use it while lying on my back in bed anyway.

>>115235199
Luck we will have armed forces, police, medical services, transport, repair of infrastructure, juridical services, communication, water, gas and electric power, finance services...

>>115241529


Naw. just get a rift and go for the requirements for that. i'm using a i7 3770 in a prebuild Dell from 2012 and a 1060. get a notice because its not a newer CPU but everything runs fine anyway without any serious problems..


But if you are doing the waifu sim on a phone thru cardboard then idk. havent bought a smartphone since like...2012. could only recomend you use a good phone. if its not atleast as many pixels as you get on the rift ui can only imagine how bad the experience could be. i had one of the original oculus dk1's and porn was barely enjoyable on that.

>>115242045
>>115242716

>>115235199
Should we organize a day without men? We can just get together and BBQ while the women struggle.

>>115242852
Society will collapse.

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Fantasise about the next day and all the salt about getting fired.

>>115238725
I'm in IT as well. All my colleagues are very leftist, highly educated and very smug... but I have to work with em so I pretend I'm like them

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>>115235199
Not reading the news

>>115235199
Ask out that girl I like at the office who's from a small town and lives under a rock.

>>115235199
Go to work, drink beer, whack it, shitpost.
Same as it ever was.>>115235421

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>>115243361
Wilders and Petry won't make it. The next country becoming blue are us.

>women decide to take a day off
>do what righteous independent women do on their day off - go shopping
>domestic economy surges

thanks women

>>115235199
Chill out, smoke some js, watch new Always Sunny

Picking up the slack and laying off dumb cunts. Picking up the slack is a daily occurrence but I'm looking forward to seeing who I get to fire.

>>115235199
I'm off so nothing

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>>115235199
well actually on that day i'm going to the robots exhibition at the science museum in london

one of the exhibits is a "female" japanese robot newsreader

>>115235199
Same as always lol

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>>115243582
I hope so

>>115235199
Take my own phone calls.

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>Americas productivity increases by 55%
>Feminist blame the Patriarchy without irony

>>115243681
new season isnt very funny.

>>115235199
The same as last year.I'll order an escort.Blond,green eyes.

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>>115246336
Austrians did not forget the horrible stuff Muslims did and do on European soil, like our BRD brethren.

>>115235199
I'm transgender, but I will be taking the day off to help oppressed woman

>>115247814
you should take life off

>>115247435
I hope the greens fall under 10% that would be hilarious

>>115247814
>I'm transgender
No you're not. You're a faggot who wants to fuck straight guys.

>>115248428
I hope FPÖ/ÖVP will make Austria great again. So far they have been all talk (and filling their own pockets), no action.

>>115235199
Breath easy.

>>115235199

Not be annoyed

>>115248070
Well I did take my male "life off", so you got your wish

>>115248812
sorry, i forgot you were a retard (transgender, redundant, natch), i meant it to be taken as you should kill your self :^)

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>>115237703
>getting fired

See I corrected it for you

>>115239979
>Girlfriend
reeeeee and so forth

Taking my bosses job when she no calls no shows

>>115235199

Jerk off to trap porn

>>115238725
>>115243138
Funny, same here.
Most of them are openly leftist. Maybe there are conservatives amongst them who simply keep their mouths shut, like me.

>>115250160
Well, I have a Rooskie and (South) Italian coworker who are pretty based.

>Lol, I'll just call in sick
>It's not like my employers and colleagues rely on me or anything XD
Women have no respect or honour.

>>115237703

Assuming you're not LARPing, enjoy being fired.

>>115235199
Do what I usually do. Nothing will change. The mail will still come on time. The trash will still get picked up. I'll still have power. The road repairs on my street are going to fix the pothole. It'll be business as usual for me. Men do all the jobs that ensure I and everyone else in the West don't have to worry about where to get food, water, or how to get from place to place.

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>>115238725
>>115243138
>>115250160

I'm a software developer, similar experience.

If it's not confined to one country, it must be something about the job field which correlates with left politics.

>>115238725
They're a bunch of goony beardmen. They worship the cult of the left in hopes they will find belonging and a mate, not even figuring out the sort of women men go for are the redpilled ubermensch

>>115235199
Probably get shit done without anyone nagging at me.

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>>115235199
>#daywithoutawoman

#lockchangeday

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>>115235199

Actually get something done at work.

Enjoy the fastest commute home ever.

Visit my Mom who will make me dinner and listen to me and show me the progress she's made on her knitting and crafts projects, show me recipes that I can expect she will make for me for future dinners and send me home with around 6-8 pounds of homemade bread, cookies, leftovers from dinner and anything else she thinks I need.

Maybe get some fucking work done for a change without these HR harpies nagging me.

>>115235199
Relax, have a good time, work on some projects that have been on hold since 30-40% of my work day is usually reserved for dealing with dumb shit from women.

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>>115235199

>>115251269
Too bad unlike the USA we have laws and shit, so just firing someone for not showing up to work does not work here.
On the other hand it's the first time I have heard of "day without woman"-day, so maybe it's not even a thing in Austria.

>>115235199
Continue my wifely duties, because I don't participate in activities that can hurt my marriage and family.

Maybe I'll send some job applications out

Enjoy the peace and quiet while continuing to live without anything of value being lost

>>115235199
Enjoy being a man.
>Fart everywhere
>Sexist jokes with other guys
>Drive without fear of getting into an accident because some roastie is texting and putting makeup on while driving
>Drama-free day

>Fap
>Go to the gym for hours, without getting bitched at to spend more time
>Eat just meat
>Drink beer and burp
>Resolve conflicts with violence (if necessary), like how it was done in the old days, then get over it like it was nothing
>Watch niggerball reruns, not because of diversity but because I like seeing niggers hurt each other, and no roastie telling me I'm a savage. There'd be beta nu-males that will run their mouth about how niggerball is violent, but it's nothing that the point above wouldn't fix (violence)
>Go hunting or fishing without having to worry about being harassed for (again) being a savage. Betacucks come up and talk about how murdering animals for food is cruel, then (again) violence can be employed

>>115237418
>my mom and stepdad
So you're your dad's wife's son?

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>>115236763
>tfw this is also my life but swap work with university

Hope that my liberal professors decide to participate so I don't have class from them.

hope a lot of them lose their jobs for participating.

>>115252991

I don't really like your idea of being a man

>>115235199
road ways will be safer

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>>115237703

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>>115235199
Fuck my wife after she gets home from work, and then have her make me dinner.

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>>115238725

IT is full of beta males so it's their only viable reproductive strategy

>>115235199
>we
Im going to give my gf the gift of my dick in a box

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>>115251526
We have those laws in the US too. Half or more of the women where I work are in FMLA status (including the woman who decides whether the other women qualify for it based on whatever bullshit they present from their doctor.

They can call in and just say "I'm sick" for up to 1/2 of their work days, cannot be disciplined or fired for it.

Employer could conceivably challenge it, but guess who decides whether to do so?

>>115253103
>liberal professors decide to participate
Hmmm, this could be an interesting angle. Women would almost certainly bitch to people, men and women, who decides to work that day because they're not showing solidarity and don't kowtow to feminist insanity.

What if this "opportunity" can be used to further the divide within leftard ranks? What if male liberal professors decide to stay in because they were compelled to continue their duty of brainwashing children and they deem it more of a priority than showing solidarity with their equally mentally ill female counterparts? Just launch a social media campaign to get male liberal professors to choose between joining the femtards or continue the brainwashing. Then have sockpuppets pit not just the pro-"DayWithoutWomen" against those liberals who choose to stay but also the femtards against those who stay.

And if it doesn't work and male liberal professors still participated? Nothing of value would be lost. Children gets a day off from the brainwashing.

Or something to that effect. Don't waste any opportunity like this. Always seek to undermine them whenever possible, especially in opportune times.

invest in shoe stores

>>115241529
This is Darwinism in action.

>>115236763
>feeding the dog before feeding yourself
someones a beta

>>115235199
Can't wait for the day. no bitching, whining. All of the cunts who value themselves solely by their cunts will be out of our lives for a day. I'll pop a bottle of champagne for it too.

>>115235199
same thing I do every day
jerk off and successfully get on with my life

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>>115237703

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>>115237399
Kek smiles on your suffering, Robot

>>115235199
im going to go outside and cat call. im going to make a number of twitter accounts using proxies and sexually harass women. im going to comb youtube for lefty shit and criticize the looks of the women in the vids. im going to get on steam and talk shit about some sjw games

>>115257548
>wasting a whole day to feed the trolls when you could play vidya

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>>115249652
>Bzzzt

>>115243421
my life.

>>115237029
Underrated

>>115257548
Hello jim

I'll be reporting that evil Trump supporters are sexual harassment lovers and sexists

>>115237703
Slay queen 100 100 100 100

>>115235199
go to work, i have a job...

>>115235199
Jokes on them. Every day is without women for me

...

I'm so lonely (horny)

>>115258295

pls

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>>115235199
The same thing I've done for the last 14 months I've spent without a woman

>>115235199
Jack off to traps, since there will be no women in porn

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Its like the 1940s all over again!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oofI0AKrJs

>>115260273
Are you the Gebirgsjäger-poster?
Strache will make Austria great again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsH5rxd8INg

I work in a 95% female workplace.

I bet it'll be the most productive day ever.

>>115235199
"Same thing we do every night, Pinkie..."