Be Pooland
>one of the oldest countries in Europe
>literally never invent anything
>2 greatest Poolish scientists weren't even Poolish. One is a German and the other one did all her work in France with her French husband.
>Spend your entire existence getting assraped by every single one of your neighbours because you are 70 IQ monkeys
And yet they call us a meme-country.
Does Pooland even deserve to be a part of Europe?
How's Ukraine getting on ?
Pooland BTFO
>>115229750
>literally never invent anything
You are retarded. Clean my toilet.
>>115229750
>be ukraine
>don't exist
>pretend that you do because jews told you
>>115230153
It's true though...
>>115230336
What is blue laser that you have in bluerays?
>>115229750
was that your sister I swapped for a bottle of vodka, Ihor?
have you never heard of Jan Sobieski? If it wasn't for Poland you'd be a fucking muslim.
>>115229750
Poles are not human. Poland was created when Russians decided to rape some German villagers. Poles were born as rapebabbies and therefore less intelligent than their "parenst" (Russia and Germany)
Poland had to ally with superior Lithuania to survive when Germans and Russians wanted to attack. Mighty Sweden totally destroyed this pathetic kingdom that relied on horse armies (countless incidents of bestiality confirm Polish connection with The Horse.
After that Powerful Prussia, Victorious Russia and Extraordinary Austria get rid of this cancer on the European continent
However by American good hearted people and other Good Samaritians (not to confuse with Sarmatians) Gave Poles another chance
And guess what happened. Adolf Hitler ate Poland for breakfest and digested properly his meal. Russia ate the remainings because they kind of like it. When Russia defeated Germany, They decided to make Poland their bitch and when Russia collapsed, Poland became Amerian bitch
So basically Polish history is being a bitch. Cocksucking sperm slurping slut
Polish warcrimes:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Sunday_(1939)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/poland/1376828/Polish-man-accused-of-war-crimes-against-the-Germans.html
http://www.jrbooksonline.com/polish_atrocities.htm
>>115230760
8/10 bait. Even I want you dead now.
>*kraine
>/x/
Bandera pls
>Hohols think their entire existance isnt a meme
>>115229750
>Spend your entire existence getting assraped by every single one of your neighbours because you are 70 IQ monkeys
i think you meant the last 200 years of existance, that's 1/5 of the whole existance mind you
>Be Ukraine
>Can't decide whether to become a Pole or a Russian so take the worst traits and make your own country
>>115229750
R00d
Poland is the best country in all the world
>>115229750
> can't use Poorland because he is posting from Ukraine
Top kek, how does it feel to be the lowest form of life Ukranian?
>>115229750
We will reclaim Lwów sooner or later. Mark by words. Ukraine, after all, is nothing but a fake country.
polska stronk
>>115230153
mfw
>ukrainians clean polish toilets
>polacks clean swedish toilets
>swedes clean norwegian toilets
>norwegians clean african toilets
>>115230760
Die traitor
>>115229750
>2 greatest Poolish scientists weren't even Poolish.
Cappurnicus was born, died and studied in Poland you mong
>>115229750
You niggs do a god's job.
Poles are tainted with kike blood
>>115229750
What is OP's country? I never seen it before.
>>115236208
i can smell the sweat and the stink from here.
>>115236531
No shit
>>115229750
hohol genocide when?
>>115236621
From the German toilet? I can imagine. It must suck for you having to clean those given the poop shelf and all. Do you ever wish you were Ukrainian instead?
>>115229750
cockhole(хoхoл) pls
>>115229750
The Poles I know are bros. Nothing wrong about Poland, probably.
Ukraine on the other hand has nothing but cheap gold digging whores.
>>115237671
said by austrian polak.
i heard that the polaks and albanians are creating major problems in deu-ostre
>>115229750
I actually like Ukraine desu. I think historically its an interesting place, culturally it basically invented everything good about "Russians" and in modern day society they have the most beautiful women in the world.
Unfortunately, /pol/ is too full of Kremlin shills who control about 60-70% of the board's mindset and dont even get called out for it.
Despite the fact that the Muscovites were always scum, Russia has been historically a shitty nation, and their main contribution to the world is letting Jews create the Soviet Union in their homeland (which they still praise to this day)
As far as Poland goes, they are just a tad annoying, but I dont dislike them. Their nationalism becomes ironic unfounded arrogance sometimes, but its a good trait overall.
>>115237578
Enjoy water splashing against your butt every time your release a hearty, high fiber whole rye based massive brick of shit.
Germans just use brushes to clean off remains on the edge which is easy but apparently too complicated for foreigners, so they leave our precious toilets covered in feces.
>>115229750
Stop posting this thread 20 times a day you kike
>>115237914
Projecting much? Turks are roaches, Germany and Austria would be way better off without them.
>>115238388
by the way thx for the monthly maternity pay.
i'm gonna have about 10 children :DDDDDDD
I want all Poles to leave. They're basically pale niggers.
>>115238238
>>115239882
>implying this works
>>115239101
>all eu citizens that have resident status at time of brexit receive amnesty
A chuj ci w w dupe fajfokloku jebany. We are here to stay :^)
>>115229750
>be ukraine
>get assraped by russia every fucking time
>>115240102
it does work.
>to avoid the splash
it does not work in aiding you with cleanliness. your ass still has dried shit on it, no matter how hard you rub dry paper on it there will be minuscule amounts left
>mandela effect
didnt minuscule used to be spelled miniscule?
some lazy fuck put the word minus in there
instead now? mini makes way more sense given what the word miniscule means - close to nothing.
nothing makes sense anymore
>>115240853
>a pole takes pride in being a parasite
I expect nothing less.
>>115229750
Polish are just Russian in denial.
>>115229750
The Polish hussars were pretty badass though.
>>115241809
Russians are just Poles in denial.
>>115229750
at least polacks are good slaves when it comes to harvesting asparagus and hops
>>115241455
>your ass still has dried shit on it, no matter how hard you rub dry paper on it there will be minuscule amounts left
Well I wish bidets where a thing here, but they mostly have them in the Islamic parts of Vienna (Simmering, Favoriten, Floridsdorf).
Apart from that not so common in Germanic Europe, more in Italy and France.
>>115229750
Someday, soon you'll be proud of Poland
>>115242055
Denial is just Russians in Poles
>>115242863
really makes you think...
>>115229750
Shut up or they wont clean your toilets anymore