You are now PM of Japan. What do?

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Ban anime

alter the constitution to allow a military again

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>>115229257
Make anime real by law

Push hard for Nippon Kaigi's goals by first remilitarizing the nation with the US's consent.

>>115229257
Gaijin genocide - once accomplished I'll commit sudoku

>>115229257
Deny warcrimes.

Issue money with lolis on it.

>>115229257
>Ban anime
fpbp

>>115229321
fpwp

>>115229257
Raep

>>115229257
Mandatory school dances.

Remove porn censor laws

>>115229257
eat ass like corn pudding

>>115229257
Start a massive Naval build up then invade Korea and China, for old times sake

Ban all gaijin from the country.

>>115229257
Become the emperor instead oh and kick all the English teachers out

Build 5 Yamatos

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>>115231635
I like the way you think Hue

Glass fukushima

>>115229257
Put Hello Kitty on the flag.

>>115230857
Holy shit someone who is actually smart

Persuade South Korea to fuck with North Korea with special forces and just watch.

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Save the princess

>>115229257
Siphon off enough money to retire on and go back to NZ.

open borders and encourage immigration to help with the population decline and shrinking economy

:^)

>>115229257
Every man must take a mandatory 2 semester course on life skills, masculinity, flirting, dating and social skills to graduate high school. However, for this year, it will extend to all men who are unemployed as well as any who want to do it voluntarily. Those who refuse will do slave labor with no access to the internet.
Every woman must take a similar course but it will emphasize dieting, exercise, cooking and local history too.
All medical research will be accelerated, with relaxed standards on humanitarian limits so that we can compete with China
A few massive construction products (all designed to be earthquake proof) for new world wonders will be initiated to create jobs and shine the world's eye on Japan
No more immigrants, only temp visas, and they are under a microscope. No immigrants from Indonesia or mostly muslim countries fucking ever.

>>115229257
open borders to arab and nignog shitholes

buy a truck of pop corn

Move to my private estate in
ルクセンブルグ (Rukusenburugu)

Learn japanese.

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What daddy America says like the good little boy i am

>>115229504
Looks Korean to me.

>>115233823
Maybe if you earn enough good boy points you can have a tea party with grandpappi England.

Revitalize the military and national pride, Draft Weebs..oh sorry Otaku trash to the front lines, Build and empire commit suicide after engaging the East in the largest war know too man

PM? Can't do much.

So I'm going to pretend I am a dictator.

1 : Make equivalent of the US Bill of Rights.
2 : Declare taxation is theft.
3 : Make anime real
4 : Find ways to fix the nuclear family

Step 1: Become PM of Japan
Step 2: Import shitskins

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>>115229257
>make military western again
>form better alliance with america
>settle differences with china
>form alliance with china
>work together as a team with russia for keepers of peace
>work with usa, china, russia to better the world in deep sea and space exploration.

>>115229257
What would Abe-chan do?

>>115229257
start breeding their women en masse

>>115229321
FPBP

>>115229257
Third bomb

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deregulate the economy
end all government payouts
round up lawyer n judges and non engineer academics and execute them
allow unregualted capitalism

>>115233991
looks more finnish to me tqh senpai

i would kick out us army, apologize for war crimes and give reparations, open up country for immigration, let okinawa become independent, increase oda funding to china.

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>>115237288
>>settle differences with china
>>form alliance with china

>>115229257
Open the country's borders for refugees obviously

>>115232607
56% of france is obese or something

>>115229321
Japan's Civil War 2017

actually have arena built and have non engineering academics fight to death for entertainment

S H O G U N A T E
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maybe have lions vs religious jews and catholics adn non engineering academics for entertainment TV film it all live!

>>115229257

Reinstate the imperial system, make Nippon Great again

hungery lion vs naked jooo n catholics

>>115229321
fpbp
>>115230857
honorary fpbp

>>115229321
this and 3 yrs mandatory military service

>>115229257
repeal article 9

>>115229257
give guns to gun starved nips.

>>115232083
underrated

>>115232607
>Cannot Eat Potatoes
Latvia surpasses Ireland once again!

I would return Japan to the Heian era and behead those who insult Shinto

Single-handedly solve Japan's birthrate issue.

>>115229257
Make Anime Real.

take all rights from women and make them all comfort women who msut comfort men any time asked or executed

>>115229257
>Bring back the IJA, give the military full power
>Mandatory military service for everyone
>Start nuclear weapons program
>And, of course, make anime real

>>115229257
Force NEETs to date 3D women at gunpoint.

>>115239097
>Allow Japanese citizens to own rifles again and deregulate sword ownership

>>115229321
You're a faggot, but FPBP, regardless.

>>115229257
Close the borders and bachelor and bachelorette tax

Also gas the elderly

>>115237482
>deregulate
nigga kys. japanese protectionism is core to their nation state. that's why they don't have a billion niggers running around like we do. they respect their populace over third worlders or the market.

>>115229257
Attack China for fun. Japan is decimated but probably some chinks will die too.

build rods from the gods

destroy usa england israel and china

build better world

>>115239420
I admire this.
I would love to move black back to africa and jews back to italy.

>>115229321
FPBP

form secret alliance with china and russia to destroy europe and america and ensalve africa and south america

make all women comfort women who must wathc children and put out nonstop or be executed

make more robots and automated factories

execute all non engineering academics

Be a good Catholic and ban anti conceptives and abortions.

>>115239466

Our asian population would probably decrease if we did that.

>>115239133
MONSTER

>>115229257
Two busty JAV girls at the same time.

>>115229257
War

*Lifting weights and meeting strength and cardio standards is now a mandatory part of finishing secondary education.
*Mandatory two years military service. Citizens are barred from tertiary education until military service is complete.
*Women are prohibited from working for pay.
*Pornography is now illegal, this pixel shit doesn't fly anymore.
*Nation-wide and extensive social shaming program against people who have not had children.
*Perverts that molest young people are rounded up and executed.
*Fans of porno featuring underage characters are catalogued, rounded up and then executed.

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>>115229257
>Tell US "Leave China to me"
>Reinstate the military at full force
>Watch as China collapses on its own due to building their infrastructure out of literal garbage

>>115233991
You'd know

>>115230857
Truly the only law that needs changed.

Accept refugees

All native Japanese citizens can enslave a native Japanese woman and do whatever they want. Then watch the birth rate rise.

>>115229257

Restore 1930s Ultra-nationalism.

>>115229257
Tighter visa restrictions for westerners. And start screening and monitoring English teachers for marxist beliefs.

>>115230325
>>115230857
These

>>115229257
Revenge

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>>115229257
>increase dick size and height of Japanese men.
>Lot's of other things related to sex

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Appoint my 4 ministers to the Government, pic related

>remove Mothra from the premises

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>>115229257
Time to start building some fucking Eva's

>reinstate dejima
>restrict all foreigners to dejima

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>>115229257
Start a Bachelors tax

Anyone that isn't married is taxed 10% of their income and all the money from the bachelor tax goes to couples who produce children.

>>115229257
Force young people to have children. And say fuck you to America

>>115229257
Conscription based civil service. Two years mandatory service to the Japanese government doing something related to helping the common good. Your neet problem is out of hand, and I feel like this is the only viable solution at this point. Give people a purpose in society, and god willing, less of them will drop out of it. It will also force them to be social and hopefully bump that birth rate up.

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>>115229257
Secure the gate.
Prevent access to the gate to other countries.
Contact the goth loli mass murderer and have it on our side.
Create new teikoku on the other side of the gate.

>>115242338
>Mothra
But those didn't team up to fight Mothra. That's from Godzilla vs. Megalon.

basically you need to make socialization mandatory.
you do that by looking at ideas like this >>115243056.

plus benefits and huge social push for fertile japanese families.
and you start treating being a NEET like a social disease: if you are above 30 without kids and you do not work in a socially connected place ( exaple: you don't work or you work alone at home) then you'll have to go to therapy sessions.

>>115243414
sorry man, got my monsters mixed up

>>115229257
Have another crack at China. Bigly

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>enslave all japanese women and throw them in factories
>spend millions on developing and mass producing fully functional artificial intelligence human-shaped robots that act like traditional women
>spend millions on developing artificial wombs
>combine artificial wombs with robots
>genocide all japanese women
>distribute fully customizable animu waifu robots across Japan
>birth rates go through the roof

Tear up the Constitution and return power to the emperor.

>>115229257
Resign immediately because I'm not Japanese

>>115229321
Good post.

>>115229257
1) institute a no fly list built purely around who has come to japan to become a english teacher who have no college education and just live in a country that speaks english. you will not be allowed off the plane and will go back on your own dime if you come to japan ever again. laugh but not long ago they had to put out a official statement they dont need any fucking english teachers

2) all triads and other east asian gangs are by default going to pay a 10% tax on all drugs entering japan . this is based on street value of the product and total volume and this does not legalize anything. meaning if you get caught its more than jail time its also a fine they can demand from any representative of your "organization" at any time. bad enough we got hafus taking over a a few prefectures making life harder for true jap yakuza. we dont need fucking triads selling opium without funding the rehab clinics

giajin will be allowed 2 cities they can enter no others. those cities will be forced to allow total access to all businesses but thats it. you dont get to go any where elese.

russia has to pay property taxes on the couple of super small rocky islands its hanging out on to the north of japan that are japanese property. they have been there since WW2 and they dont have even a city. talking small shit. but no freeloading. you can stay but you have to pay

>>115246657
tfw supeinjin not in the no fly list.

>>115245635

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>>115232607
>Killed Jews

Come on Honorary Aryans, you should know that we were more than that. :(

Remove article 9
Military spending
Conscription
Bachelor tax

>>115229257
I would kill the AM
AND HAVE FULL CONTROL OVER THE 24 HOUR CYCLE

>>115247888
FUCKING NO
WHAT ARE YOU DOING