britbongs will defend this

Sporks... not even once.

>>115221083
Definitely WMD!

>>115221083
i`m sure they do this for the bantz.
i hope.

You can make much better weapons out of rocks and bones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDFuvVNK8OU

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Like we defended this.

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>>115221083
scissors are legal which makes no sense

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>Oi, I could have killed 'em all m8, I could've done you. In your sow crate you're the law, out here it's me. So don't push it m8. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go m8. Let it go.

>>115221083
No I won't, fuck the government and fuck argentina

>>115221963
Did he have to throw the scissors in after he cut that ribbon?

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>>115222431

>>115221083
>dangerous weapons condition in the UK is so well controlled that rusty cutlery is the most we have to worry about

How is this a bad thing?

>>115221890
BTFO

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>>115222755
dont get too comfortable

That tactical assault knife could kill dozens in the hands of a trained nazi

>>115223270
lmao

>>115223270
>Weapons sweep.
>Stolen goods and items for breaking into vans.
They really need to re-word that shit.

>>115223270
Is that a car radio?

Are they confiscating fertilizer?
What about bleach?

>>115223270
That bike tire does look pretty fucking dangerous though.

>>115221083

How do British people eat food? they aren't even allowed to own cutlery

>>115222501
He was arrested for carrying a lethal weapon, but once the weapon was apprehended he was de-arrested as the police really did not have jurisdiction in a sharia control zone.

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>>115221890
kek

>>115224155
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAH ACKBAR!

>>115223270
>A loose bike wheel
>A bike lock
>A stereo
>A jerrycan
Looks like they just went around nicking shit.

>>115221083
Bump for hilarity

>>115223270
Actually looks like a typical chav's armoury to be fair.
>Kitchen knife, craft knife, sharpened butter knife, screwdriver, metal poles, heavy duty bike chain, mallet.

Those idiots that think the wheel is weapon are classic twatter.

>>115223870
Which is the other item of stolen property.

>>115224273
Fucking morons right? They were meant to be looking for weapons.

>>115221083
Gore blimey! I shudder to think how many sticks of butter were butchered with that thing so the guts could be slathered on disgusting British food.

Fucking savages. We shoot our butter here.

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>>115221083
White Brits need to start organizing. I'm talking gangs.
>small cells
>communicate via code
>bribe local officials
>beat the living shit out of muslims
>burn down mosques and "community centres"
>make muslims unwelcome
>young members graduate to the resistance, which will operate on a national level

>>115221890
How can I move to the Falklands?

>>115224273
https://youtu.be/KRUZK01LffE?t=1m8s

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To be fair, they found these stashed in some hole in the backyard. Secondly they were niggers so it's all good

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>>115224722
Not on this.

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>>115221083
oh my god, is that a b..butterknife?

>>115223270

Are chavs really that retarded that they can't get a hold of handguns? That looks pathetic at best.

>>115226539
The only handguns in this country are ww2 relics or air pistols.

>>115226539
you get 5 years minimum on the sentancing guidelines for having a stun gun / firearm it's not worth carrying unless you are going all out bank heist or huge drugs robbery sort of thing

thank god I live in the USA. the average cuck in the UK has no idea what freedom even is.

I've seen someone do a lot worse with something a lot more blunt than a butter knife

>>115221083
i hate anglos and their cucked country
captcha: no exit point topkek

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>>115227634
When the Tories banned them in the early 90's a lot of semi-auto rifle and handguns were lost in 'boating accidents' and the like. Source: worked for an insurance company

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>>115223270
>Thank you. And we're very sorry to hear that.

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I would feel much safer in a country where the police can break into my house and then publicly shame me for it.

>>115221083
>Britbongs won't be able to defend themselves with this

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>>115221083

>>115236430
Well this is also the country where if somebody breaks in your house is now considered a public place, and if the thief falls down the stairs he can sue you.

Also attacking a thief in any way is assault and you will be charged.

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>>115237539

God save the queen.

>>115221083
>people here will defend people owning military grade assault knives

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>>115221083

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>>115237593
>pic
Holy shit.

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>>115221083
>MFW I have a glorious set of JA Henckels Twin knives and bongs cant
>MFW I have one of their santokus on the way

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>live in england
>killed by TV license inspectors after they break down your door and catch you in the middle of buttering some toast
>meanwhile your neighbor ahmed is actively supporting a terrorist organization and being ignored

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>>115221083
At least I'm White

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>>115241000

Hey that's racist mate, the cops are on their way now.

>>115238548

>being this autistic about sharp pieces of metal

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>England 2025
>King Achmed I declares all trees to be cut down
>They are pointy stick factories
>Signs go up everywhere
>"Don't be a prick, bin that stick"
>Toothpick black market big problem in cities

>>115241195
The Taliban should have finished the job.

How can you mess up a bullet to the head?

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>>115241487
I don't feel you understand what a quality knife does for cooking. Then again, thinking about your country's cuisine, that makes sense.

>>115235784
This kek

>>115221083
shit, I have that exact kind of knife

>>115221083
>tfw britbongs can't have knives
>tfw I'm here with my knife forged by me
At least you leaved the eu

>>115242008
bin it

>>115237539
Fuck I knew the uk was bad but not that bad.

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>cause epidemic of crimes like robberies, home invasions, and assaults by raising a generation of white trash criminals and importing savages from hell holes worldwide
>ban all forms of self defense weapon so 'minor incidents' like these can keep being ignored and will rarely escalate into the dangerous, violent criminal being actually caught or incapacitated by his victim