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Found Kek hanging on my window! i found this little cute toad

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Found Kek hanging on my window!
i found this little cute toad hanging on my window and i captured

Is my home blessed by Kek Now?
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>>115142700
yes
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>>115142700
Yes
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how does DR keep their ppl looking spic-ish, but haitians look like maximum niggers?

is there a wall on that small island?
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>>115143034
>>115143108
another pìc

he was about to jump here
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Ye mang
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>>115143307
Kiss him and say "praise kek"
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>>115143276
they are mostly poor, uneducated and dirty so that prevent not all girls but most of them to mix with them but it happen and also DR men with haitian girls
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>>115143455
>>115142700

>55

you have to do it now.
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>>115143455
no, why?
i hope it eat the few turks that are here
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>>115142700

yes, make a frog pond to encourage more and help them breed.
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shadalay
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>>115142700
Witnessed, shadilay
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>Digits
Yes, you're blessed
Frogs are really common on my house
They appear twice a week heret
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>>115143455
this
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Looks like a tree frog rather than a toad
Toads are fat bastards that can't climb
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>>115143630
You know you must show gratitude, don't you see all kek has brought us? This timeline is his doing, you must do it anon, you have been blessed, kiss him and say it
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>>115143844
PRAISE
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>>115143910
oh thanks for the correction
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>>115142700

Shadilay!
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take good care of kek
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>>115144003
no, that can give me something, i will pass
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>>115144262
>>115143796
>>115143743
what does that mean?
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geeeeet and germanics get exterminated
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>>115144384
The only thing he'll give you is digits, anon.
Are you not grateful for the gifts Kek(dbuh) has bestowed upon us?
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>>115144444
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>>115144384
You fucking motherfucker, kek will bring your house down and kill your mama in her sleep
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>>115144431
It's a song 80's from a Italian band named P.E.P.E, its cover shows a frog holding a magic wand, produced by ASS. ART (aka shitposting)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo
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>>115142700
Here's your (you)
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Is Kek here?
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lick the toad
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>>115143844
Praise! What part of Panama you from?
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>>115142700
Put it somewhere wet and moist.
Amphibians die on dry areas.
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Offer blood sacrifice to the Messenger of Kek.
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>>115142700
and lo, kek hath blessed your post as well. he is with you lad
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place it on your keyboard

let us bask in its shitposting wisdom.

do it now
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>>115142700
Yeah I did the same some time ago, except I saved two keks. I did it because they were going to dry up and die, and since frogs are considered a bad omen I didn't want them to die in my house.
Still I had the worst luck ever that day.
Stumbling upon keks is always bad.
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>>115149717
are you a gypsie?
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>>115149798
What in the fuck makes you thing so?
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>>115142700
shadilay
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>>115142700
Well. Obviously.
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>>115142700
Well your digits would suggest yes, but I'd feed then release the little guy and send him on his way.
That's the best way to be sure.
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>>115152056
Here in Portugal being superstitious about frogs is considered a gypsie thing.

Lots of small shops have porcelain frogs in front of the shop to keep gypsies away.

I guess you spaniards mixed a lot with them..
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>>115152578
Funny you say that. Here in Spain gypsies carry handguns illegally and it is well known they buy them in Portugal. Looks to me you are good pals.

BTW frogs are considered negative since the middle ages.
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>>115149717
>Stumbling upon keks is always bad
Unless you welcome chaos like a Trump supporter. We want him to fuck shit up. We want to be in the middle of it.
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>>115153427
Yep, I guess you ought to have enough memetic power to channel keks influences.
I didn't and was trashed badly.
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>>115153052
yeah, when gypsies started settling in Spain.
never heard of frogs being bad luck except for gypsies.
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>>115142700

what a qt froggo

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