Your next president
>>115126061
Who is he?
Realistically is there any chance that this will happen?
>>115126061
who?
>>115126061
>white male
Sorry sweetie, not gonna happen.
>>115126366
100%
>>115126061
Literally who
>>115126305
He took down Flynn, he embarrassed Betsy Devos, he's about to take down Sessions
TELL ME WHO DOES HE WORK FOR?
>>115126061
he's a fucking lunatic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ldAQ6Rh5ZI
>>115126738
Trump took down Flynn, Devos still got passed, he tried to take down Sessions last night and failed.
Stewart Smalley saves America's feelings
I hope so. Him playing Stuart Smalley as president on SNL would be hysterical.
>>115126738
>he's about to take down Sessions
AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHAAH
>>115127071
Recusal was the bronze, they're not done with him yet
>>115126061
We've a ton of dirt on the degenerate. He won't even try for the primary. Burnt bridges loves to spill their guts. Fuck off.
>>115126061
Hahahahahahahahaa.
Honestly though, I'd take him over Zuckerberg or Oprah.
>>115126738
Franken would slaughter Trump in a debate. If we're going to have celebrities for President the least they could do is have a brain.
#ImWithAl
A flaming homosexual jew would never be picked by the Dems: too white.
>>115126061
That's not Rand Paul
>>115127964
Rand Paul hasn't been relevant since his dad was running for president
>>115126061
Your next presidents.
When he was on SNL he was very popular. Since literally anyone can be president now, it'd be nice to have an actual comedian.
>>115126061
The guy who wrote about the Jew call on 9/10/2001 that explicitly told him not to get on a plane the next day is running for President?
>>115126569
>(((franken)))
>white
>>115127964
America will never elect a manlet
If you think Bernie got dropped hard, run this clown.
>>115128223
It's not a coincidence that he's been at the center of senate hearing controversies. They're letting him set the traps and building him up, he's only going to get more prominent as new leaks come out every week.
>>115126061
>implying Trump will not be the dictator of the USA forever
He will have his personality transferred into a computer before he dies.
>>115128588
Shahahhaha
No way you believe this.
Franken may be congresses first retarded rep
>>115126366
You need a tall good looking popular politician to win most of the time, he'd have trouble.
>>115129398
>tall good looking politician needed to win
>Trump wins.
We're in no man's land now. Anything goes.
>>115126061
Who literaly
>>115126061
Franken ain't doing shit.
They'll draft Oprah, she's black and a woman with a cult following.
Anyone else is just running to be a footnote in history.
>>115129561
Trump is fucking fugly and obese, but he's tall and he was popular.
But yeah, Franken could win, it's just usually more difficult for someone who isn't an Obama or a Reagan.
>>115126061
>spend life entire life in New York and Boston
>move to a state you have never been to and run for senate
why is shit like this allowed?
>>115126061
Nice try, but she won't be cheated out of her turn again.
>>115128223
You're delusional or that was a typo. Phil Hartman, Dana Carvey, and Mike Myers hell even Adam Sandler, Chris Farley, Kevin Nealon, and David Spade were more popular. He was Rob Schneider tier, which was probably why he quit.
>>115126061
President of an AA chapter.
>>115127781
Trump was a celeb because he was a billionaire. Al is a faggot funny boi. Maybe he'll let you lick his tip if you work for him team.
>>115126366
50%
>>115126061
some fag?
>>115129928
Trump was handsome af in his youth.
>>115126061
Wouldn't be the first time an unqualified television personality was elected
>>115126061
so instead of having illegals vote we'll find his votes in the trunk of a car?
did he steal his glasses from mr. potatohead?
>>115130422
>Trump was a celeb because he was a billionaire
>Trump was a billionaire
>was
Operative term.
>>115131479
>so instead of having illegals vote
You homies got any proof of that yet, or are we still feasting upon what has dribbled out of Alex Jones's cunthole?