Why are kids these days such pampered faggots?

>>115120933
pedo

>>115120933
Because of their parents. It's not the children themselves.

>>115122064
The American calls him a pedo. The German blames the parents for their mistakes. The irony is not lost on me.

>>115122064
It was the flag wasn't it.

>>115122425
WIll u make me some waffles?

>>115120933
Doh?

>>115122425
Kek

>>115120933
OP confirmed as a old idiot who needs to go live off-grid in the backwoods.

>>115120933
>> No worries Anon, there's plenty of stuff to do when you camp out in the backyard.
Like what?

Camping in the back yard when it's raining.
You are the uncle of my dreams
Where in the US r u, we can camp out all u want? ;D

>>115123331
Spoopy stories
Play cards
Play pretend

>>115123331

Midnight walks. Stay up way past your bedtime. Explore. Enjoy the sound of the raindrops hitting the tent. Not fucking tablets. Kids these days.

>>115123896
yeh thats rite... take all the good shit he like away n see how much he wanna b out there vvith u in a tent... ween him into it

sounds boring as fuck

>>115124282
protip start a fuckin fire n give him somethin to burn relateivly ssafely everyone lvoes to burn things

>>115124290
That was my first thought but >>115124349 might be onto something

I know it's not exactly Breath of the wild. But I could get this young lad some pussy.

>>115124611
and slingshots or somethin

just find some cool shit u can do outisde but not inside

has 2b cool enough he wants to tell his friends bout it

burnin shit shoot shit whatever

just cool stuff

>>115122425
heh

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>>115125369

I've got a gun. A carnival gun, but it's a start.

>>115124290
I know, right? Not enough explosions or vampire strippers!

>>115123896
...and luring your eight your old cousin into the tent so that you can pitch a tent inside of his eight year old bum... Fucking Belgium, he saw right through your "camping" trip.

>>115120933
1. fire
2. cook outside
>bbq, smores, hotdogs
3. glowsticks
>break a few open and splash on shit
4. Cool flashlights and lazer pens
5. 2 way radios
>go walking late at night
6. Ghost stories
7. Build something cool
>lean too, water filter, fire pit, hammock, etc...
8. Blow something up
>sparkler bomb, dry ice, etc..
9. Piss outside
10. Let him have a beer after being a man

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>>115120933
Gen Z is based AF

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>>115127713
I'm sorry to say, I've ordered a knife from your deviant country earlier this evening. Based on the merits of Paul Hogan, or courtesy of. I will be cancelling my order. And you won't be pitching me anything anytime soon. You ecologically unviable shit. Australia, where a mate is a cunt and a cunt is a mate. Basically, you're all cunts.

>>115127986

Sounds pretty comfy.

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>>115120933
These fucking playgrounds.

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>>115132392
Anyone old enough to remember these monsters?

>>115132466
yep

>>115132466
I'm almost 50 and no.

>>115132466
i wonder how high you could viably make a swing set. is there a limit?

>>115132929
They still had these fuckers into the 80s

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>>115133109
They started dismantling them in the 80s here too.

>>115133109
Not in the south they didn't.

>>115127986
Lots of memories man!

> eat bad food; chips, chocolate, cola
> subtly red pill him; talk about sjw teachers, homos are bad, girls can be bitches, respect parents, discuss why islam is evil
> flashlights, radios
> look for UFOs, ghosts
> tell stories, sing songs

Shits fucked when people think there could be a bad or sinister motive for wanting to spend quality time with your nephew

>>115132466

Looks like certifiable death. First picture you posted looks shooped. It's all about self reliance, innit? Saved.

>>115132950
When the weight of the chain stops being insignificant, I imagine.

>>115133374
I'm in the north.

>>115133357
Kids would break bones on a regular basis.

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>>115136492
They probably did.

>>115136384
Figures that you still had those death traps then you fucking savage.