I heard it! I fuckin' heard it! There was a BEEP in my ear.

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>>115107943
>Who's in my head? The Government? The jews?
You think in such simple terms.

Put down the bong, retard.
That was just the microwave telling you tendies are ready.

>>115108178
I haven't smoked weed in months. I'm not a degenerate pothead

Fuck off shill

>>115108319
You're part of the organization that's in my brain aren't you??? You want my thread to slide because you're afraid we'll find something out!!!

>>115107943
I have this too sometimes.

>>115107943
kys

>>115108161
Can I get a fast paced jog-up on these two fine gentlemen?

>>115107943
It's the aliens

They have chipped a couple million people and have been recording our thoughts

The beep is a malfunction signal in the equipment being sent out to their ship

They have the ability to suspend spacetime in order to work on you without your knowledge

Nothing to worry about

Congrats, you have tinnitus.

>>115107943
Have you been put under full narcosis in recent years? Like during an operation in a hospital?

>>115108862
Can't be, it wasn't a constant beeping or ringing noise. It was just a quick beep, like a button or switch

>>115109017
I got my wisdom teeth out a couple years ago, no other surgeries.

>>115107943
You can easily fry the brain microchip by sticking your head in your microwave and set for three minutes. Easy peasy.

CLEAN OUT YOUR EARS YOU DIRTY FUCK!

>>115109017
I did, what did the (((doctors))) do to me?

>>115107943
You can try by not spamming the fucking catalog with yoyr off topic nigger faggot threads.

>>>/b/

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>>115107943