What are the benefits to being Black?

Constant laughter and a jovial nature

>>115101699
Your low IQ makes you easily amused.
Can watch Simpson and think it's an intelligent show.

>>115101699
Free money, easy jobs, the ability to make the average white man feel guilty and small by twisting their words in conversation, can say nigger in public. To be fair, I already do the last one and I'm not a nigger

>>115101699
>can run pretty fast
>don't need to worry about haircut
>free gibs from the government
>people are impressed with you if you act like a normal person

Positive stereotypes:
-More Athletic
-Bigger dick
-Better at music/art
-Not to be fucked with
-Easy to sell drugs/guns

White womin wanna jump on yo dick cause they know bout da bbc.

Tiny wite bois cant compete wit da big black pythons :P

The only thing society expects from you is being a roided nigger

>>115101699
Night-time camouflage
High resistance to sunburn and tropical diseases
Low incidence of mental illness

>>115101699
You can shit on everyone and being safe thanks to your 10^100 good boy privilege points.

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>>115101699

>>115101918
Fuck u say witeboi

Finna pozz ur fukin ass

If you get shot by a Non-nog you can become a Dindu hero

>>115101699
You could do literally anything and have people jump to defend you.

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Niggers can hide in the dark

>>115101699
You get to fuck other men while insisting you are straight and people take it seriously enough to start using the classification "men who have sex with men".

>>115101984
Btw white people really don't have the physiology to live in the tropics. We can ignore it while we have antibiotics and air conditioning, but if SHTF whiteness will be very maladaptive.

I wouldn't be surprised if some sort of mulatto natural aristocracy emerges in Brazil, with a caste of people with the physiology of negroes and the neurology of whites

>>115101699
Da blud of KANGZ runin yo veins lil nugga

>Muh dik
>faster muscle development
>quicker physical maturity
>muh social skills bruh baka

>>115101699
Can literally be slightly above retarded get accepted by ivy league universities with full rides and become president of the united states despite the fact that the reason you aren't half retarded is that your mom was a white whore who fucked a black man.
>Life story of Obama

free bikes

>>115101793
I don't think anyone believes The Simpsons to be an intelligent show, but once upon a time it was certainly smarter than it is now.

>>115101699
free college and housing.
picked first for employment opportunities
easy to run for politics
difficult to be oppressed by anyone because you can always claim muh racism.
really the best race to convert to anon if you're considering a racechange

>>115101699
You get to say the N word and live on welfare

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unlimited white pussy and pity sex from lib women for being a minority

>>115101885
>easy to sell drugs/guns
Much easier when you're white actually

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>>115101699
can rap and play basketball since birth

> can drop N-bombs all day long
> Weed actually enhances your intelligence.

>>115103707

I think niggers use weed as a sort of sedative to keep themselves from chimping out.