ITT: people that will go to eternal hell

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>>115092815

Do Muslims believe in Hell?

>>115093045
Yeah, their Hell is really dumb and not fair though. they believe that after death you basically walk on a really thin stick and if you fall you will go to hell, even if you were a good person.

John "I can't lift my fucking arms" McCain

>>115093189
For real? What if I'm really evil but good at walking on that stick??

>>115093344
Then you'll go to heaven. Its really dumb

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>>115092815

We're all going and I'm very better about it.

Then after that virtual eternity, we'll have to work our way up the hellish worlds of plants/minerals/animals again, then probably fuck up our human lives again and repeat the cycle a few thousand fucking times before we get to be little barely-sentient heaven-elves. Fucking creator... this is the best system he could program... breh

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queen of hell

>>115094624
She wishes

Washed up unfunny old jew of hell more like
>saying bad words in a cutesy voice tee hee! My vagina tee hee! Oops did i say a fuck-word? Tee hee