Lifting for 3 months, best decision I ever made.

>>115080132
how do i into ottermode

>>115080132
>mfw start lifting
>making great gains, actually become pretty strong
>suddenly stomach problems
>lose twenty pounds in two months
>all my gains: gone
>doctors arent sure whats wrong yet

I tried Zyzz, I really did

Fuck I thought this was /fit/, mods pls don't ban, can you delete it instead?

>>115080132
How many cocks have you sucked?

>>115080278
You'd probably get away with this thread since it's broadly /pol/ related

>>115080266
Sounds like you're gonna die desu.

>>115080132
Posting nekid pictures of yourself on pol! How straight Eurocuck.

>>115080303
I stopped counting at 50

>>115080378
Nah I got an endoscopy and it's nothing fatal as far as we know, I'm only losing weight because it fucks my shit up to eat too much

>>115080264
Swim motherfucker.

>>115080541
can one teach themselves to swim or do i need lessons

>>115080652
If you're serious I'd take a few lessons

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>>115080132
I lasted 4 months before my shoulder went to the shit

>>115081429
Well I guess you can still do cardio right? Or maybe swim?

>>115080132
tfw too poor to be /fit/

>>115081899
A gym subscription is 10$/month mate

>>115080132
Where the fuck are your carbs niqqa?

>>115081899
Why? If you can't go to the gym or by equipment just do bodyweight exercises.

>>115082123
Already hit my macros for carbs that day I think.

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I'm 6'1" 170-175 been lifting since October (took month off in December). I feel much better and more confident in my body. Still no friends though ha ha...

>>115080266
same thing happened to my friend, he had to remove his entire intestines.
he now has a bag on his stomach to poop in.

cant remember what the name of the disease was..

>>115080132
THANK YOU

>>115082164
Like what?

>>115084239
just google calisthenics

>>115080652
>>115080746

Just watch a few youtube videos and get a couple months practice first if you are a couch potato. Then get lessons so you can at least have a small amount of stamina to use in lessons.

>>115084039
For what?

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>>115080132
i have been lifting over 10 years
but anyway its pretty fucking bad for your joints
once you get a body girls want stop
i definitely damaged my knees
i just do 100 pushups a day now
also dairy = shit
paleo nigga

>>115082164
eating healthy and bulking is the expensive part, my maintance calories are insane, you definitely need a full time job

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>>115080541
>want to swim for ottermode
>tfw cant take off shirt because gyno
kill me please

>>115080266
Did you start avoiding carbs like the plague? You need carbs.

>>115083433
I never understood why they don't just make an artificial tube inside the body to replace the intestine that the shit can travel through, and have the end come out of your asshole which you plug up with a cork or something.

Would be better than walking around with a bag of shit around your waist.