SHART

>>115065162
Kill yourself dad

>>115065162
POO

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>"Howdy, pardner!"
>"bbrrRRAAaaaapPP"
>"Now y'all don't go laffin at mah expense there now."

>I share alligence to Fart of the United Shits of America, and to the Mart for which it stands, one Asscrack under god, unwipeable, with stink and stains for all.

>>115065162
BIN

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I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. HOW DARE YOU SPEAK! I AM THE HOST!!!!

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>>115066267
>Sweden

>>115066703
I see nothing wrong with this.

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>be me
>getting ready for work
>put on fresh clothes, shart while brushing my teeth
>replace my briefs, leave for work
>driver pulls up, I open door
>reeks of shit
>he sharted too
>get to work
>normal day until lunch time
>order mcdonald's, tip the delivery boy 20%
>after lunch, can feel the pressure of the four burgers I had for lunch
>URGE TO SHART
>RISING
>can't contain myself anymore
>shart the greatest shart ever sharted
>everyone starts clapping
>it comes on slowly but builds up
>people are giving me a standing ovation
>doubled our clients off my shart
>yfw I'm promoted and you're not
Damn it's good to be free