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/sg/ Syria General - Assads Bakeries Edition

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Everything you need to know
https://syriagenerals.wordpress.com/
>YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSelGrgxKyKFrugrfns3FBA/
>Twitter
https://twitter.com/SyriaGeneral

>New SOUTHFRONT Jan19
https://youtu.be/5_y5B6oOy6s

>Newest Interviews with Assad
https://youtu.be/BdphcZh6h_4
https://youtu.be/vn1QNppXsvM

PERMANENT MAPS
>Livemap
https://globaleventmap.org
>hohol livemap
http://syria.liveuamap.com/
>Interactive military map
http://militarymaps.info/
>Syria conflict map
http://www.cartercenter.org/syria-conflict-map/

>Fan maps
https://twitter.com/syria_protector
https://twitter.com/PetoLucem
https://twitter.com/miladvisor
https://twitter.com/a7_mirza
https://twitter.com/hamza_780
http://www.edmaps.com/html/syrian_civil_war_in_maps.html
http://www.agathocledesyracuse.com/
http://www.syriancivilwarmap.com

RECENT MAPS
>Wadi Barada Jan19
http://i.imgur.com/AxeKqRo.jpg
>Palmyra Jan19
http://imgur.com/a/AAzyq
>Mosul Jan19
http://i.imgur.com/m9TmIcQ.jpg
>Deir Ezzor jan17
http://i.imgur.com/VKon56U.jpg
>E Ghouta Jan14
http://i.imgur.com/qVvy60J.jpg
>N Syria/alBab Jan11
http://i.imgur.com/qJGGgWC.jpg
>Aleppo Dec22
http://i.imgur.com/FlnmmT3.jpg

Developments Jan 20
>Syrian Army makes first push towards Raqqa this year
>9 IS militants sedated and killed in Halta,Dz
>SAA captures Afra in Damascus province
>clashes between AlNusra and Ahrar al-Sham in Idlib as nursa took over their HQ
>SAA resumes east Homs offensive against ISIS
>Tiger Forces enters Souran in East Aleppo
>RU, Turkish AF conduct first joint anti-ISop in albab
>SAA liberates two villages in east Aleppo
>IS counter-offensive in western Palmyra ends in disaster

Donate to SF
southfront.org/donate/

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Syria for Assyrians!
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>>108113555
S O O N
O
O
N

"Kill them all Moses, kill them all.."
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>>108113555
Those girls are chubby though
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>>108113555

First for /sg/ meetup at ThirstyBro's place

BYOB
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Everything you need to know
https://syriagenerals.wordpress.com/
>YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSelGrgxKyKFrugrfns3FBA/
>Twitter
https://twitter.com/SyriaGeneral

>New SOUTHFRONT Jan19
https://youtu.be/5_y5B6oOy6s [Embed]

>Newest Interviews with Assad
https://youtu.be/BdphcZh6h_4 [Embed]
https://youtu.be/vn1QNppXsvM [Embed]

PERMANENT MAPS
>Livemap
https://globaleventmap.org
>hohol livemap
http://syria.liveuamap.com/
>Interactive military map
http://militarymaps.info/
>Syria conflict map
http://www.cartercenter.org/syria-conflict-map/

>Fan maps
https://twitter.com/syria_protector
https://twitter.com/PetoLucem
https://twitter.com/miladvisor
https://twitter.com/a7_mirza
https://twitter.com/hamza_780
http://www.edmaps.com/html/syrian_civil_war_in_maps.html
http://www.agathocledesyracuse.com/
http://www.syriancivilwarmap.com

RECENT MAPS
>Wadi Barada Jan19
http://i.imgur.com/AxeKqRo.jpg
>Palmyra Jan19
http://imgur.com/a/AAzyq
>Mosul Jan19
http://i.imgur.com/m9TmIcQ.jpg
>Deir Ezzor jan17
http://i.imgur.com/VKon56U.jpg
>E Ghouta Jan14
http://i.imgur.com/qVvy60J.jpg
>N Syria/alBab Jan11
http://i.imgur.com/qJGGgWC.jpg
>Aleppo Dec22
http://i.imgur.com/FlnmmT3.jpg

Developments Jan 20
>Denmark SF to begin patrolling Iraqi-Syria Border w/ ISF
>IS DeZ assault has stalled out
>IS demolishing more of Palmyra
>US bombed JFS/Zinki camp in Idlib killing 110
>SAA football team btfo's Poland
>SAA offensive in Homs continues
>Syria gave Iran the mineral rights to its phosphate mines for 99yrs

Donate to SF
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>>108113766
your typical arab i guess.
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ARREST THEM PUTIN, ARREST THEM ALL!!)))
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Soon
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Daily reminder that Iphone was white, based and syrian
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Reminder that Burgers are a superior dining choice
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>>108112408
You're speaking to the wrong person.

t. Assyrian (we have ~40 000 living here).

In my opinion, Indians and Asians though are good for the economy have ruined Canada.

Asians make everywhere they live expensive slums; they are literally heartless and many don't give a shit about the condition they live in, they just buy everything with foreign Chinese money.

Indians bring everything wrong with India and Indian culture with them.
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God they're so good
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>>108113766
It's fine. You just have to call it thicc then it's totally ok.
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Previous THREAD

>108095809
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>>108111974
>>108112120
Are we watching white genocide in Canada?

>>108112641
>got in a fight

Religious issues?

>>108112026
There's browns and whites in Syria. We're outnumbered tho

>>108112175
Hearing people shouting ALLAH akbar means this not a secular revo. They could figure this out easily
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>>108114155

Fight was over who makes the best tabboulleh
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Fuck Drumpf
Fuck White People
Fuck Men
Fuck Patriarchy
Fuck Christians
Fuck The Church
Fuck Heterosexuals
Fuck Cis Scum
Fuck Heteronormativity
Fuck Hate
Fuck Haters
Fuck Hate Speech
Fuck "Free Speech"
Fuck Bigotry
Fuck Racism
Fuck Sexism
Fuck Homophobia
Fuck Transphobia
Fuck Lgbtphobia
Fuck Colonialism
Fuck Harassment
Fuck Cyberbullying
Fuck Discrimination
Fuck Employment Discrimination
Fuck Housing Discrimination
Fuck White Neighborhoods
Fuck Privilege
Fuck The 1%
Fuck Pence
Fuck Priebus
Fuck Carson
Fuck Cruz
Fuck Republicans
Fuck Conservatives
Fuck Corporations
Fuck Big Pharma
Fuck Big Oil
Fuck Monsato
Fuck Haliburton
Fuck Profit
Fuck Capitalism
Fuck The Bourgeoisie
Fuck Exploitation
Fuck Slavery
Fuck Police Shootings
Fuck School Shootings
Fuck Assault Weapons
Fuck Guns
Fuck Hunting
Fuck Meat Eaters
Fuck Destruction Of Natural Resources
Fuck Global Warming
Fuck Voter Id
Fuck Walls
Fuck Fences
Fuck Borders
Fuck Ice
Fuck Nationalism
Fuck America
Fuck /pol/
Fuck Pepe
Fuck Kek
And Fuck You.
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>>108113810
Who's thristybro? Don't remember anyone inviting last thread
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>>108114383
The Damascus guy.

Or one of them, I forget how many there are.
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>>108114349
but ((((your))) people is the 1%!!
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>>108114383

Damascus was literally inviting everyone. One drunk swede was actually considering it the madman
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Ha! I got a laptop with internet, ha!

Tell me Syrianbros, why don't you come to Poland for vacation if I payed for your flight ticket/ your stay here?
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>>108114349
You missed one.

>Fuck Israel
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>>108114349
>that flag
checks out.
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>>108113896
This
Wish they weren't so expensive here, would eat everyday
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>>108114294
>Fight was over who makes the best tabboulleh
No wonder the ME is fucked up
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يا رفيقي الحمصي
ما رددتش عن ليش ما بدك تروح لللاذقة
شو اصلك يعني؟ سني و مسيحي و شو؟ ما بحاول
هانك بس بدي اعرف
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>>108114383
>>108114547
It's me also there's only one in Damascus and that's me

Another REMINDER


>Me (first to post here with Syrian flag, DamascusBro, Damascus thirsty dude, shitpost a lot)

>Damascus suburbsbro/Oatposter (always serious, no shitposts, studies med)

>homsibro (extremely suicidal, master of hemmorrhoids, studies med)

>Aleppo lad (lives in Aleppo (shocking ik))
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Daily reminder that Syrian girls are ugly and that none of the Syrian anons her has a gf. If they had, they wouldn't feel the need to constantly tell every fucking person on this board that they do.
t.butthurt permavirgin
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>>108113896
Disgusting just like your country, stay 3rd world there faggot~
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>>108114547
>>108114608
Hey fuck you both I was the one with the great hospitality asking everyone to visit, I'm Homsi, and you give all the credit to the capital fags, typical ignorant westerners.
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>>108114155
>They could figure this out easily
Yeah they could. But they don't understand that somebody can still be the way those savages are. They probably thought those guys would be like 100% more religious than modern, european christians. They just can't imagine somebody actually still being 10 times more religious, extremist and backwards. It just doesn't compute, because it's the current year and everybody is born the same.
We got a saying in Germany, most likely there's a english version of this as well, but I'm not familiar with that one.
"Es kann nicht sein, was nicht sein darf"
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>>108114846
>>Aleppo lad (lives in Aleppo (shocking ik))
What's more shocking is that Chechens gave him internet kek
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>>108114846
you should start name fagging
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>>108114651
Shouldn't Syrian food be god tier though?

>>108114948
Calm, lad. I was just answering who thirstybro was.
Don't blame me, I suggested Idlib.
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>>108114884
Do they have dicks like Kurdish women?
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>>108114948
>typical ignorant westerners
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solidarity with Homsibro, he's literally Asma driving a golf cart right nao while Assad is in his BMW 5
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>Reminder that all muslims are white and based even the black ones
>Daily reminder that just because I cheer for moderate terrorists doesn't mean that I support them or I'm one of them (May allah keep them safe)
>A**** **s* g* n*****.
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>>108114884
Nice try. You just want to keep them all for yourself, but I see through it.
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>>108114884
Oats?
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gn guys, take care all. had a quite nice time in the previous thread.
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>>108114948

To be fair, it's hard to keep tabs on whose who when you're posting on an anonymous Taiwanese basket weaving forum
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>>108114609
Thanks man, you should come visit, that would be much easier.
>>108114846
Good update for my resume monsieur
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>>108115411
>T*rk had quite a nice time in the last bread
What the fuck did happen to my /sg/ :^(
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I'm out. Enjoy the bread.
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>>108115504
If they'd at least get the extra flags addon it would help a little bit.

>>108115411
iyi g*celer, roach
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>>108115513
Why visit Syria when you can visit Assyria?
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>>108115411
Sleep is of the weak.
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>>108115198
All the god-tier shit is expensive as well
>>108115337
My man
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>>108115610

Fare ye well

You've been shit posting on /sg/ since around the same time as me today and I've been at it since 8am
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>>108114975
>>108114975
>"Es kann nicht sein, was nicht sein darf"

What does it mean?

>>108115085
He always had it in West Aleppo

>>108115186
Nah :^/

>>108115411
Nite
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>>108116456
>What does it mean?
What your eyes can't see your heart will not be sad about missing
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REEEE some madman wants his laptop back bb
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>>108116026
What would you eat on a typical day then? Or the average/bad shit?

Tbh Burgers here are one of the cheapest meals to could make, if you limit yourself to just the meat/bun.
(not including spices, oils, etc).
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>>108116796
DON'T GIVE IT BACK
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>>108116456
>What does it mean?
Loosely translated, what is not allowed cannot be. He's referring to the way of thinking a lot of people, especially multiculturalists have, where they think that just because something is forbidden, it cannot exist.
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>>108116456
Word for word, it'd be "it can't be, what mustn't be", but that sounds retarded.
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>>108113555

Why 3 syrianons and no Iraqi?
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>>108117210
>>108117403

That's deep anon
That's deep
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>>108117510
Iraq isn't civilized.
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>>108116816
Most of the times I just fill my stomach with bread and sometimes a little cheese. Problem here is we get paid Leras while the market prices are in USD, so even if a burger costs $2 it would still be very fucking expensive if you only get $70 a month, like my father for example.
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>>108117510
Iraqi anon who used to visit here got busy with work
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Did someone say burgers
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>>108117590
Oh anon. I bought Shawrma today for the first time in a about a month and it tasted so good yet so expensive
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>>108117590
The bread there sounds nice at least. But that news and

>>108118018

Makes me sad. Especially something cheap and delicious like a burger or shawarma.
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>>108117884
Why is there no cheese in the meat burgers? Good cheese is intrinsic to a good burger. I thought you Americans understood these things.
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>>108117590

Shit man, there's something about shit food that makes me sad

I like to think that the bread is fresh and the cheese is rich and creamy. It will make me feel better.
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>>108117884
You burger. I'm hungry and my fridge is freaking empty

END ME NOW
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>>108114155
>Religious issues?
Nah, he was talking shit about one the guys that are usually in that friend group so I told him to stop acting like a sharmouta and he started cussing at me, I threatened that I would make him lick the bathroom floor (done that with a different person before) so he left and the others followed him.
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Shia nasheeds:

>inspiring
>instruments
>music video of brave soldiers
>songs have buildup and depth
>distinct and memorable songs

Sunni nasheeds:

>flat and emotionless
>vocals only
>no visuals, just homosex Arabic writing
>all sound the same

are sunnis good at anything?
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>>108118476
If there was a way, I'd adopt you m8
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>>108118253
>cheap
It costs 550 lera which means 1$ that's fucking it.
But I literally get like 40$ in the whole month. Which makes it expensive
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>>108118715

Jihad
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>>108118715
hitting women and cleaning aks
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>>108118855
While for a holiday that sounds wonderful. On that wage I can't imagine how shit it must be though.
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>>108118893
>good at Jihad
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>>108118788
Amazing Germans, Their country is full of immigrants yet they invite more.

How sweet of you man
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>>108118018
I bet the shawarma is godteir. What do you guys put on it? I worked at an Egyptian restaurant and we put wpinafh, tomatoes and small onions with seasoned chicken/beef/kufta/green falafel. So tasty.
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>>108119151
Really shitty anon. I was hoping for homsi lad to explain more but I think he slept
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>>108119243

I wouldn't adopt you, but I would share food with you. as many burgs and pizza as you could desire.
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>>108119480
What kind of work do you do?
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>>108119480
Well to be honest, something below £1 a day for me is considered cheap, but I'm not as efficient at food management as others. The idea of going on $40 for a whole month is quite scary, considering rent and other shit. But a "cheap" food budget to me is like £20-30 a week. How do you even manage?

Or is cost of living down due to the war too?
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>>108119693

Inb4 Syrian mossad
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>>108119243
are you more optimistic with trump as president now? that's a more important question.
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>>108119243
As if country means jackshit anymore in this day and age. Who cares about immigrants, what's important is the set of minds and as far as I can tell, all of /sg/ is much closer to me than for example Merkels sheep, or everything related to antifa. If that was used as a rule of thumb for imigration, we probably wouldn't be full of Syrians.
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>>108119400
Same but no tomatoes and falafel

>>108119620
Gimme fooddd

>>108119693
Rent money is what I get

>>108119871
>How do you even manage

We don't. Shawrma was 25 lerra before the war. Now with 22000 lerra per month, that's nothing but now its 550 lera and the 22000 is still the same

All prices went as high as the shawrma just do the comparison

>>108120613
Nah. He'll just do what his Jewish overlords ask him to do
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>>108120781
>Gimme fooddd
I have an idea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RQyTvN1mGo
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>>108120781
Well, """luxury""" foods aside, like takeaway and street foods, is surviving possible enough, at least to an extent where you don't feel like shit all day.
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>>108120754
I agree.

/pol/and when?
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>>108116926
IVE NEVER MEANT TO GIVE IT BACK :^)
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>>108120781
fuck i was thinking the same when i started to see his cabinet picks, but he is better than hillary. you've put up a good fight against (((them))) at the end of the day, much better than most have. good luck.
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>>108120754
Not to forget Africans, Pakis, Afghans

Also most of the Westernized white Syrians I know who lives in Germany wants to come back after the war while most of the shitskins consider themselves German now.

I was talking to one shitskin and he asked an obvious question that all Syrians know and then I told him that he knows the answer then he said Nope we Germans are far more advanced than you Arabs
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>>108121438
Anytime buddy.
>>108121452
That's Onur, I've invited him already & said I'd pay for his ticket and stay but he disagreed :^(
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>>108120781
Do you know whether Paysafecards are worth jackshit in syria? You'd need to resell them, dunno whether there is a market.
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>>108121194
Wew That helped

>>108121420
Yeah. We get shit tier food, life is pretty shitty lad. Last time I felt happy must been back in 2011. That's why I drink a lot too. There's nothing more relieving than drinking your problems away
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>>108114888
Poland I know we had a hard time back then when you attacked us but you are right. Remove Burgers
>888
HI HEIL Hortler
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>>108121808
Nope. There's no such thing here

>>108121573
Thanks bro
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>>108121629
Seriously? What the fuck.

Reminds me of Pakistanis here, the poor ultra-religious ones insist on being "British" despite hating our culture, while the better off ones are fine with being Pakistani yet integrate better.
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>>108122171

STAHP IT
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>>108122279
We had the best border for 600 years between 1200 & 1800, no wars, nothing...
When Bismarck came tough, well, you know.
Our relation is Shadenfreude :(
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>>108122389
If you're not familiar with it, it's basically a "card" or just "bon" with a code on it. Depending on the card you bought, the code is worth 10/25/50/100€ and this code can be used to buy some western services, like filehoster, some server stuff, steamgames and similar.
It'd probably be the easiest way to send you fags a bit of cash without the BND breaching my door within an hour.
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>>108122491
Yeah. I just don't get why their mindset is basically full of shit. Even some of our Christians are being extremely dumb by most of them immigrating to Netherlands and doing nothing but smoking weed all day long while not wanting to contribute to the society in anyway nor do they want to learn Dutch
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>>108123198
>Even some of our Christians are being extremely dumb by most of them immigrating to Netherlands and doing nothing but smoking weed all day long
It looks like you've described /sg/ with one post lad!
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>>108122568
S-sorry

>>108123177
Wow. Thanks man but there's no use for it here since we're a third world county
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>>108123444
Checked
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>>108123623
Btw is that you Homsi?
You provide some good info so I'd like to ask a few questions~
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>>108113555

Fuck I wish I could download all the Syrian Anons for a night and we could hang out at the pub getting hammered and chatting shit bout based qts and neckbeard takfiris getting btfo

We'd feast on mediteranian delights and have all the hummous, khibz, and shawarma we wanted.

Then shisha and chill until the stroke of midnight and the inevitable teleport back to your respective cities
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>>108123477
I hoped for some rich kids maybe wanting some stuff off steam, then it could've been worth something.
Maybe you can ask around university, but that might be risky, no idea. If that doesn't work either, I'm out of ideas, sorry Syriabros, really wanted to keep you well fed. It's a shame your morons get enough money to live a good life and you have to wait months for some shawarma
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>>108124113
Nope he went to sleep

>>108124382
>hammered

My head is heavy as fuck LAD
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>>108123623
>>108123477

How many people do you know that have left for the West? How much of a difference is there between countryside shitskins and civlilzed city people? What is urban life like?

I really appreciate the perspective guys, this semester I have a Foreign Policy course and I intend to redpill the entire class on the nuances of the war.

And how did you English get so good?
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Anyways serious questions for Syrianbros:
Why do you think Syria became a shithole after the French left? Was it incompetence & corruption of your own people or were you "gifted" these and unable to reform your administration?
How true is it that you literally have more homosexual girls than western countries?
Why none of you joined Mukhabarat? Is it impossible without connections or just dangerous job/didnt want to?
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>>108124382
Send them some occulus rifts, there are social apps for that shit that do exactly this.
Scary times are ahead...
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This would be really nice, if true. But it probably isn't.
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>>108125023

It's not the same, you can't experience the smoky, peaty, rich taste of a 14 year old single malt Auchentoshan through a rift
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>>108125007
>Why do you think Syria became a shithole after the French left? Was it incompetence & corruption of your own people or were you "gifted" these and unable to reform your administration?

Syria isn't a shithole, corruption/incompetence/etc because of Assad regime, bashar isn't the first assad who ruled Syria, he's the third.

>How true is it that you literally have more homosexual girls than western countries?

he is shitposting, but true that there are a lot of degenerate deviants in some alawite neighborhoods of Damascus and the coast.
The alawites are known for being more "corrupted by some degeneracies" than christians, sunnis, or druzes.

>Why none of you joined Mukhabarat? Is it impossible without connections or just dangerous job/didnt want to?

>syrian mukhabarat
kek, with no doubts the worse and incompetent mukhabarat of all the middle east countries
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Man I wish ALL the terrorist and hired-rebels would just fucking give up already and let Syria be united so that the reconstruction can begin.

Oh yeah, and that the fuckwits of Israel to start paying reparations for bombing Syria time and time again without provocation. Fucking cowards, I hope Israel gets bombed to the fucking ground.
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>>108125418
>absolutely not biased and corrupted source
wew lad, what did you expect?
seriously, of course it's fake
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>>108125561
Well, the Syrianons could substitute the taste with the smoky, peaty, rich taste of a 14 year old yazidi girl.
It's probably cheaper then the single malt as well
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>>108124738
rich kids here are living just like any other European lad

I know a rich kid who bought like 4 games and some mods of steam including GTA V and it cost him like 230$ and that's like fucking a lot in Syria but they're rich so they don't care kek

>>108124983
>How many people do you know that have left for the West?
in every 10 persons 4 left, 4 died and two stayed here. Work on that

>How much of a difference is there between countryside shitskins and civlilzed city people? What is urban life like?

There's so much fucking difference it's like it's a different country. Comparing people from Damascus to people from Ghouta is like comparing people from Europe with Somalis
Westernization hit the youth in cities here fast. That everything that you do in a Western country you can do here. (Not same sex marriage tho)

>how did you English get so good?

Books, Movies, Music
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>>108125774
Please keep in mind that homoSuheil is the head of إدارة المخابرات الجوية so it can't be incompetent now.
Also from what I saw Alawites are the most degenerate, yes, but still they look like the only hope for this sunni-infested country.
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>>108126226
why didn't you leave?
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>>108125898
You're day-dreaming Shrek, take care of your own swamp.
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QT ALARM
>SYRIAN QT ALARM
QT ALARM
>SYRIAN QT ALARM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LCfLBVfpAo
QT ALARM
>SYRIAN QT ALARM
QT ALARM
>SYRIAN QT ALARM
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>>108126226

You're based, know it.

Fuck those rich kids. What Hans was trying to say (and it's a decent point) is instead of sending cash whichever would have us instantly blacklisted, we could give you steam codes for vidya which you could sell to the rich kids for a discounted price thus earning yourself some extra ca$h
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>>108126278
>sunni-infested country
Syria was, is and will be sunni majority country.
This country won't be ruled by the assad anymore.

>إدارة المخابرات
do you speak arabic?
>put some mukhabarat word here and there so people think you have mossad tier intelligence agencies

the airforce intelligence services have never be as useless as today.
they literally do nothing.
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>>108126600
I didn't want to. I was so taken away by the fact that I'm teaching a girl how to produce Psychedelic Trance and I was meeting so many girls back in 2014/2015 Till the borders closed and I realized how stupid I were for not leaving
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>>108122171
are you in Damascus?
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>>108124738
If you could spare a card or two I know a way and I have something I want to use them for, a present for my younger sister for her birthday, haven't been able to afford one for a while.
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>>108126060
While hoholmaps are generally questionable, they usually don't post this kind of stuff, if it could damage the reputation/cohesion of the FSA and given that there are hardliners like al zenki in Turkeys FSA branche, the idea that Turkey made a deal after all that bloodshed would probably offend a lot of them.
So I don't know. It's very unlikely, but nothing is impossible in this war.
>>108126226
>rich kids here are living just like any other European lad
Exactly. That's why I thought people could send you a 10$/€ Paysafecard and you can just sell it for 5$/€ to a rich kid. The kid gets more gaymes and you get food, if at a shit exchange rate.
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Do you think he'll do anything different in Syria at all? My bet is CJTF-OIR will continue aa normal and he'll claim credit for it.
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>>108127125
>and will be sunni majority country.
Lol no, not on my watch.
>do you speak arabic?
I've told you a few times already.
>the airforce intelligence services have never be as useless as today.
Well they've been able to plan offensives on Qaryatain/Khannaser/Palmyra/North-east Aleppo so they're not completely useless.
Why do you think Suheil accepted the promotion?
He could've said "fuck you I'm staying with my boipuccis" as far as I'm concerned.
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>>108125898
Finland why are u always ruining this thread?
Go suck Putin
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>>108127152
never think with your cock bro. aren't there smugglers that can get you to turkey at least, and if yes how much would that cost?
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>>108127759
I will smug pepe you to Turkey
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>>108127916
you already have millions of refugees tho, won't hurt to have couple more, right??
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>>108127082
Wow. West Aleppo is now competing with us I see

>>108127102
>>108127619

Based Europeans but I don't think it can work on these little shits

>>108127211
Yeah lad, We've talked before a lot
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>>108127759

mfw I would rather be VBIED'd than have to to live in Otto-Türk
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>>108127619
hoholmap has been trying to appear as less rebel friendly than before because of the critics so it started pasting shit tier SAA propagandists' tweets

>>108127718
>I've told you a few times already.
i don't remember

>Well they've been able to plan offensives on Qaryatain/Khannaser/Palmyra/North-east Aleppo so they're not completely useless.
Why do you think Suheil accepted the promotion?
He could've said "fuck you I'm staying with my boipuccis" as far as I'm concerned.

fighting wasn't the objective of the airforce intelligence agency.
But the SAA is fucked as fuck so they started sending every "military" wing to the battlefield
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>>108127759
Nope everything closed

Turkey wants visa now unless you cross the border by land. Which means going to Turkey thru Kurds or ISIS goatfuckers
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>>108128270
I know but since you don't have a name ID I have to double check
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>>108128270
Why not joining army?
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>>108113555
who are these THICC ladies?
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>>108127619
I guess you're not here anymore, well thanks for your generosity anyway. It's very rare that someone is so nice.
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>>108128625

>Turkey wants visa now unless you cross the border by land

Literally no one cares man just walk all the way to the Berlinistan and marry a qt
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>>108127332
Hey Homsi, that should be possible. Although to be honest I'd prefer the money being spent on food, but I couldn't stop you if I wanted anyway.
Tell me how much you'd need, I'll see to what's possible, I might have to wait till next month though, I'm kinda on the tight end right now as well.
May I ask what you want to get her?
>>108128887
Still around, just trying to write non-shit english, which isn't that easy at 2 AM
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>>108128627
I can't namefag, I'll get doxxed

>>108128654
Bro died serving. Became alone child but I'm thinking of joining the 5th division in the summer cause I can't live like this anymore, I want to die
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>>108129072
Wow I never thought it can be this easy
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>>108129141
>Still around, just trying to write non-shit english, which isn't that easy at 2 AM
Ich verstehe genau, was Sie Bruder bedeuten :^)
>inb4 Rheinlander
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>>108129278
>I'm thinking of joining the 5th division
They have the same equipment & command methods as the Russian army so you should be ok, but still I offer traveling to Poland & living with me on my cost kek
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>>108127756
>Finland why are u always ruining this thread?
I don't know, why are you always getting bombed?
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>>108129278
You are smart enough to find 4chan.
You will probably become Major before 30th birthday.
Just don'd do stupid shit.
Btw, did your bro know about 4chan?
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How reliable is southfront? Also, does anyone know where I can buy a Syrian flag?

In addition, does anyone have resources on the White Helmets and the claimed chemical attack? Prepping for class and need to able to rebut them
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>>108129680

What the fuck is wrong with you, don't let sand monkeys into Poland you idiot.

There are easier and less harmful ways to get a brown cock in your ass if that's what you crave.
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>>108129680
>Poland bro keeps suggesting leaving to Europe every time I mention dying.

You're a true bro :( but death is something I ravish more than going to Europe

>>108129856
No he didn't. but what if God is real? and the moment I die I get sent to see my bro? how awesome that would be?
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>>108130166
Their domain name is registered at .ru and they made some videos about russophobia.

That being said the actual facts aren't lies, usually.
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>>108129141
I can spend it on food for myself, but I'd be much happier if I could buy her a present, we haven't been a good family to her, little girl having to move from city to city so she can't make any friends and then you give her this shit family and war, very bad childhood to live. Anything would do, 5 euros, anything you anything spare no matter how little it might look it you it's still a great help. One of the people I know in uni is a very condescending cunt who spends on vidya more than I spend on food in a year, he'd pay for stuff like this. I'm planning on getting her a dress I have had my eye on coming back home from uni everyday, she doesn't have any and I think she'd be pretty happy to have it.
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>>108130373

>but death is something I ravish more than going to Europe

Lol, fuckin based Arab for once. Truly you are an exception amongst your subhuman race of thieves and opportunists.
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>>108129278
الفيلق الخامس اقتحااااااااااااااااااام
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>>108129680
>They have the same equipment & command methods as the Russian army
I'm not entirely sure if that's a positive.
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>>108130166
>How reliable is southfront?

al m*sdar tier propaganda "news"


>Also, does anyone know where I can buy a Syrian flag?

just seach "buy free syria flag" on google

>In addition, does anyone have resources on the White Helmets and the claimed chemical attack? Prepping for class and need to able to rebut them

all the reports and studies are on internet, Assad regime used CW several times against civilians
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>>108130264
No, 1 post by this ID, I'm not concerned about getting "brown cock in my ass".
>>108130373
Don't seek death, if it's what She wants - she'll find you.
I still don't get it why wouldn't you want to chill in Poland for a few years before becoming independent on your own.
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>>108114888
Unclog a toilet you rat.
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>>108130778
careful on that edge
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>>108130832
Welp they've got 32 T90s, Ratnik equipment (including the new ~20km range ATGM's) & Russian implemented chain of command so that's really good considering middle east.
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>>108130948

>No, 1 post by this ID, I'm not concerned about getting "brown cock in my ass".

What other motivations exist for inviting rapefugees into your own country?

Are you some kind of /pol/ Jew stereotype that wants to see Poland turned into another Sweden?
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>>108130948
I can understand his feelings, war grows on you, especially after 6 years, you reach a point where you know for sure that you can never be happy again, not if you move to Europe, not if you become a billionaire, especially if you've lost a loved one.
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>>108130778
kys
careful leaf, 98% of /sg/ posters are arabs and turks
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>>108131264
>Russian implemented chain of command
Considering the Russian military's performance in its past wars, we really, really don't know if it's good or not. Czechnyan wars were a catastrophy and Georgian only succeeded because they're even worse.
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>>108130373
>and the moment I die I get sent to see my bro?
I think you should save that for suicide mission.

Also Hungary border is closed and they aren't letting people thru Bosina and Croatia.
You would probably be in some Serbian center for migrants for who knows how long.
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>>108131201

It's just too bad that so many of your kinsmen are human filth who are hypocritical enough to run to our countries with their tails between their legs and then try to implement the exact systems of governance (Sharia and barbarity) that they escaped from.

Not to mention gibs and rape.

It's nice to see an Arab who isn't a piece of shit. Good on you and may God be with you.
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>>108130524
God fucking damnit the feels bro. Have you heard of Venmo?
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>>108130842
Curious, where do,you get your news?
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>>108130818
رواتب عالية لك خال

>>108130948
Because. I don't think I'd be jubilant even if I moved, for real. I'm not saying it's a bad idea. But the next thing I want to see in my life is death. Being dead. If there's a God, He'd know I have suffered and most likely let me go hang with my bro. IF not, then no feelings, overthinking, no depression, no nothing

that would be great
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>>108131847
(real) arab sources agencies.
i follow 2-3 accounts for every region
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>>108129278
Aren't you a student? Don't try to get yourself killed m8. The country will need you at some point. I can't even begin to imagine how shitty your life has to be right now, but endure it, you still have a lot of years ahead of you. Times will get better. You're most likely "just depressed" right now, rightfully so, but don't do something you'd regret. If you're at your lowest, it can only get better, so stay safe, think of those 3 little shits you'll have in 10 years+ and try to do your best.
There's always light at the end of the tunnel.

If you really don't know what to do with your life, just say fuck it and try your luck with the /pol/ack. Even if he makes you his sexslave, it'll still be better than death. Trust me on this one, there'll be a time, when you'll think back to this time in life and be so happy that you didn't go for death.

>>108128887
Did you really fall asleep now again?
>>108130524
apparently not.
"anything" really isn't an answer. How much?
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>>108131668
Never heard of it, website says it's some sort of online financial thing, like paypal right?
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>>108131847
moderatebeheadernewa.com
He's an eternally bootyblasted jihadinigger.
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>>108130373

Be pretty sweet but it's not a certainty. What is certain is that life and living is real. That truth comes with all the good and all the bad that we see in the world. Sometimes it takes some really shit times to appreciate when things are going good. And if things really are as bad as you say then you may as well just hang in there Because they can only get better eventually and if they do you can use the opportunity to travel and see some of the world and appreciate all the little things that most people take for granted. And have a crazy story to tell about what you went through. Honestly it'll make you stronger. Character is formed through adversity. And if things don't get better, if the worst happens. . Well you'll find out answer to your question about whether god exists, we all will. Because everybody gets to die. Thats another certainty.
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>>108131330

A fucking leaf

>>108131401
Fuck,i wish i had something for you man.Godspeed you glorious bastard,you've made this far enough.Im sure you can go on
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>>108131668
Its an app for smartphones that allows for friends to send money for foos/whatever, wondering if it will work
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>>108131570
Why would I want to do that? are you new? This is a goatfucker free zone if you're implying I'm one.

The only way I'd like to go to Europe is by studying, not a refugee cause God knows how much I hate the shitskins who are refugees
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>>108132198
10 euros will do me great help, I'm in your debt.
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>>108131401
But still, I can't comprehend why he has reached the point of "never being happy again" and still posts smug frogs everyday on our little shitposting taiwanese board.
Is it really that hard to have a normal life after being through all this shit?
I mean come on, I have the means to and I really want to save at least one soul :(
>>108131330
Fuck you
>>108131544
Well, the whole Ratnik program seems to be really working, I'm not into details about 5th Corpse but they seem to be well-trained and using the same methods as Russian military.
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>>108132126
How regional do you go? And how did you arrive at the conclusion you should support the rebels? I understand Assad is not the best and has killed his own, but would a rebel victory be the best for,syria?
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>>108132794
>I mean come on, I have the means to and I really want to save at least one soul :(

Jesus christ you're such a faggot, buy me a plane ticket and I'll come over and wreck your asshole myself.
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>>108132126

FUCK YOU HASBARAT
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>>108132915

>ISIS-friendly """"""""radical"""""" muslim
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>>108130264
they're cool man, relax. #notallbrownpeople
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>>108132915
5 posts and all of them are cringeworthy. kys leaf
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the /sg/ syrians should start a patreon or gofundme and gib pics of syrian qts in exchange.
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>>108132620
I'm implying you shouldn't think that way till the end of your time.
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>>108133246
Look out from the window fuckface
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>>108132681
Is it possible for you to send me a mail, I'll answer you with something and you post what I wrote you, so I know it's actually you?
Throwaway is [email protected]
I'll have to send the code on the same way. If you'd prefer to receive the code on a different way because of mukhabarat or something, we can figure something out I guess
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>>108133445
why?
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>>108132198
Who knows anon.

atm it's the only answer

>>108132468
wise anon. But I'm currently in a state of mind where I don't want any of that. Every time I think about life and the life the life we're living. I just say fuck it, why not be just another number in the death roll in Syria and be completely at peace finally?
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>>108133662
Sweden is arab
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>>108133262
I'm debased since 2011 lad.
I want my end of time now pls?
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>>108134025

Hows the wall comin up bud?
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>>108134025
Umm, no? The rapefugees congregate in the ghettos, Only white people where i live.
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>>108132100
Everyone will have to die sometime anon, I really like your for staying strong & being here with us so I feel powerless (is it even a word?) being unable to help you, when I have literally everything I could dream of and not being able to share it with you while I'd be really happy if I could.
>>108132126
We know that you get your news from ISIS sleeper cells in yurop al magrebi
>>108132915
Fuck you, fucking faggot, kill yourself, look in the mirror and find a single reason to not kill yourself.
What? You cant?
Do it faggot, I bet you won't because you're such a loser.
Motherfucking cocksucker.
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>>108134146
NO, cant has!!1
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>>108132541
Unfortunately it seems it's some sort of PayPal company, PayPal blocked Syrian users since 2012
>>108132476
Thanks man, I appreciate it
>>108133508
Okay, I'm sending you an email right now
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>>108134223
if something happen i will report it here, i live in border town
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>>108134343
Anon. By you even replying to me is actually helping me. Talking to other people helps

>>108134368
SHHETTT
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>>108113831
>>108113766
Low test cucks detected
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>>108134343
Fuckin lol bringing the bantz to the leaf
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>>108113555
S-sauce pls
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>>108134957
>Japan
>testosterone
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>>108134957
Why are u even alive Jap? God USA should've wrecked your entire (((((empire)))))

I hate japs more than i hate k*rds.Kys useless rapist fuck
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Syrian refugee flees ISIS terrorists to become PORN STAR and now faces daily death threats
>http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/syrian-refugee-flees-isis-terrorists-9180859

mad, white bois?
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>>108135473
how can whitecucks even compete?

wish his brown cock was inside my wife right now btw
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>>108135767
Komşu,do you even trying?
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ree
I want more gains
More dead salafis
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>>108133758

The fact that you're here Pepe-posting on my Cantonese origami imageboard means something

Even if youre hopeless, the fact you exist gives hope to others. I'm sure there are people who need you or will do in future

>why not become another statistic

Because despite what a leaf may think, when your enemies kill you, they win

Seriously, I've no idea what it's like to be you but 2bh the world isn't all haribo and handjobs. Some people have to deal with some shit. Your story is different but your struggle isn't unrivalled. Life sucks for a lot of people but you seem very intelligent so you're in better stead than many others.

My point is, you have your whole life to die and claim your eternal rest. And there might not be any memes on the other side so stay here on /sg/ and get you ready daily reminder about who is white and who is based
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>>108134146
I may know a shrink that might be willing to talk to you. Would you be willing to talk to her? Maybe she can help you, if only a little.
Don't seek death, there's no glory or rest in it, just pain and unrest for your family and friends.
>>108134957
Never said that it was a bad thing. But the OP image is just wrong.
>>108134603
checked and replied.
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WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS ???
>https://twitter.com/syrian_pornstar/status/770168086473441280
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>>108136502
>Because despite what a leaf may think, when your enemies kill you, they win
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>>108133508
Alright, Hi Homsi.
Hope your sister will like the dress!

Side note: I'm tearing up a bit and it's really hard not to, but I'm not going to be a little bitch, thank you for being so kind, you are a truly wonderful person.
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>>108134833
If posting is what brings you joy, then do it. Do you have any books to read? /sg/ always here for you brother
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>>108136971
Oh, so he's a turkman jihadist?
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>>108137156
;__; moments like this make me happy. Live for your habibi sister and make sure she is able to have the future she deserves. We should write/make an eCard lol
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>>108137229
>Do you have any books to read?
De Heretico Comburendo protocol has been engaged and all books were burned to fuel the hatred machine of Mukhabarat.
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>>108133758
>why not be just another number in the death roll in Syria and be completely at peace finally?
Because killing your enemies is better. Joining up to die is not a good idea. Joining up to fight until you die on the other hand is.
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>>108136657
How?

>>108136502
I'm waiting for who might be white/based in next thread. Thanks bro

>>108135540
You can help me by being here for me :)
And by visiting me if I ever got to go to Europe via studying visa
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>>108136971
THAT WORD BY WORD TRANSLATION KEK
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>>108137703

>Joining up to fight until you die on the other hand is.

That's what I want to do

At least killing 3~5 goatfuckers before I die
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Jammeh has fallen. I feel sad, if Assad is ever taken down I'll get depressed.
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>>108138138


>If Assad is ever taken down I'll get depressed.

Never
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>>108137923
kek, your memes always make me laugh
yes it seems he doesn't speak a single word of english except "hi" and "hello"
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>>108138130
If you had a choice between dying & taking some 3-5 goatfuckers with you or living a peaceful life in a Catholic country which one would you chose?
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>>108138418
WHERE DO I SIGN UP
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Also fuck you al maghrebi for deleting your posts so I have to delete mein.
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>>108137156
Is that a throwaway, or actual E-Mail? Because if you're interested (and the guy at your university) I'd send you a little monthly.
Does the guy have a little more money than you? Because then I'd limit myself to 10€ cards, as 25€ would probably be unaffordable.
I'm happy to help you out a little m8, if there's anything else I can do for you at some point, I'll try that.
You'll have to wait a little though (when does your sister have birthday?) I'll buy them local, not on the web, since I don't want the transaction to be logged. I hope it isn't too late till then...

The guy at my university that helped some refugees was ill lately, once he's back I'll ask him whether he knows of a way to get people out, if that's of interest to any of you syriabros

>>108137728
Hell I don't know. Phone won't be possible, so mail, whatsapp or telegram maybe? I can't promise anything as of now, but she's a very kind hearted, young. Maybe I'll have to be her bitchboy for some time, e.g. cook like every day for her, but if it helps you out, I'm willing to do that. So if you're interested, please let me know.
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>>108138130
Go for it then. If you've truly accepted your mortality, then you can do very well in combat. Naturally depending on the unit. Service in some shitty rear guard is not going to be anything special.
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>>108113555

>Donate to SF

DERP
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>>108138373
Lel. Those two words are more than enough in his industry
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>>108138695
i don't want to get banned again for shitposting.
some bastards here (like the """""swedish"""" or even you) are reporting my posts
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>>108138138
r.i.p king nigger of aidsremoval, you will be sorely missed for the brief two days we learned about your duck penis shaped nation.
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>>108138905
Yeah, some fuckers here are desperately need safe spaces. Even tried to report me to FSB. Pathetic cucks.
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>>108138996

>Sweden
>Calling anyone a penis shaped nation
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>>108129278
my grandfather bro died fighting kikes, if my grandfather died too instead of living on and having children I won't be here. I think you should live on to tell the tale, I don't know your bro but I know he'd want you to live on, you'll meet him if you die after 5 minutes or 50 years
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>>108138905
Kek I only report leafs & unitedstatians so you're safe.
>>108138996
Did I miss something??
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>>108138905
>reporting my posts
I've never done such a thing which should be evident seeing as i shitpost myself.
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>>108139319
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>>108138750
Is she your roommate or something?

>>108138805
Thanks lad. That's the kind of push I need

>>108138418

That's a tough one tbqh. Do you guys have brown people?
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>>108139485
HAHAHAHAHA wow what the actual fuck I'm all in for the FinnoSwede Union now
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>>108113555
kek, Turkey now says Assad can stay, rumors of calling of Al Bab operation and/or handing it to the SAA to take.

>we wuz NATO
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>>108138996
Stay comfy jammeh
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>>108139770
>tfw Obama must go
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>>108137573
I'll try as hard as I can, do deliver
>>108138750
No that's my actual e-mail. You've been so kind already, I don't want to overstep and I know nobody is made of money, this help you've provided me with is something I never thought was actually possible. As for that motherfucker, he's made of money, but please do not send anything, you've been more than wonderful to me, anything more and I'd feel like I'm taking advantage of your kindness. I am very sorry that I only have words to offer as a sign of my gratitude I but even words are failing me, I don't know what to say.. You are not helping me out a little, this is huge.. Her birthday is February 10th.. And once again, thank you, from the bottom of my heart.
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>>108139637
>Do you guys have brown people?
Well.. We do. In circus.
But you & Homsi are basically white, I can't post your pics because I'm on stolen laptop (managed to download & post some asuka and assad because the actual owner of the laptop is dead on the floor from too much weed and alcohol kek)
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>>108139280
>implying the FSB isn't sending you here
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>>108139637
My neighbour and a very well regarded shrink, although she's still pretty young, she has been invited to international meet-ups (what's the word in english, congresses?) abroud.
So you're interested?
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>>108140165
I would rather being sent into your daughter room, tbqh famalam.
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>>108140472
Why the fuck are you cheering for ISIS gainz?
It's obvious that you're a muslim but your country is in a military alliance with syrian arab republic, it's illegal dude, hohol reported you to FSB, take care.
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>>108140059
KEK
Where are you bro? And why do you have the laptop

>>108140378
Yes. But if it's any trouble to you then no. I don't want demolish your life cause of her
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>>108140059
>the actual owner of the laptop is dead on the floor from too much weed and alcohol kek)
>weed and alcohol

oh so you're this kind of subhuman trash
how the fuck did you marry your wife?
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>>108113555
would bang the right one btw
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>>108140716
>Why the fuck are you cheering for ISIS gainz?
`cos islam is the only cure against western degeneracy since NS is forbidden and practically lost as an option.
>your country is in a military alliance
I dont care about Antirussian Federation. Ethnic russians are second rate people here compare to minorities. Its no my country though i born and live here.
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>>108141031
I had my phone but it died and than I asked for a laptop from a random guy, he gave it to me but asked to take it back, I gave it back, he drunk some more, smoked a bong and now all the guys are dead and I took the laptop without asking kek
>Where are you bro?
If I threw a stone really hard it would land in Germany.
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>>108140472
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>>108141405
>`cos islam is the only cure against western degeneracy
Don't you think that Catholic faith (like deep, deep faith) is the cure for the western degeneracy?
We go to church everyday here.
>I dont care about Antirussian Federation.
Fifth collumn with Medvedev against Putin I see.
Well, fuck you, the Russian Federacy wil prevail and the commies will die in their own shit.
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>>108141639
Kekekekekek I love these kind of stories

If anything new happens. Update me pls
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>TURKROACHES NOWHERE TO BE SEEN
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>>108141176
>sharia pusher discovers he's on a chinese pedo cartoon porn forum
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>>108142157
you're not welcome here, get out faggot.
we're all anti assad/pkk here
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Who here /smokes/?

I do smoke from time to time. Anyone else?
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>>108142633
i don't
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>>108142716
Thanks
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>>108142157
It's 4 in the morning.
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>>108141176
Why did you assume I'm degenerate too?
Just because I should >>>/lgbt/ ?
You're degenerate for thinking like this.
>>108142066
Sure, but now all that we're concerned about is making foooooood.
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>>108142238
kek
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>>108140026
I should be able to get my hands on one till tuesday, is that still soon enough to get the dress in time? Otherwise I'll have to get one today. Maybe ask the guy in the meantime, whether he's interested.
Just know that if you're a larping proxyfag, you're a horrible person for exploiting my kindness.
If you're not, then you're not taking advantage of me. People here like to donate to the good cause and what's a better cause than helping a blue eyed syrian aspiring doctor, to get through a civil war?

>>108141031
Then I'll ask her for you. How would you want to get into contact with her? E-Mail? Then just send a mail to my throwaway as well >>108133508 . Here's some proof I'm actually German and not your mukhabarat trying to get your info
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>>108142836
What time is it? Why eat when you can drink?
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>>108142633
Snus masterrace
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>>108142773
in your case that is justified, cuz you could die on any fucking moment
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>>108142633
what's the brand? how much is the pack nowadays?

t. chainsmoker
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>>108132100
Then try the military, and be brotherly to those you fight beside, because the bonds of fighting a war together can only be understood when one does it.

You might find purpose and meaning there. You may die, be wounded, or perhaps you'll see victory.

One never knows what you might discover. When you no longer cling to life you become free to live it. The Buddhists got that right.
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>>108142008
During first chechen campain my farher was captured and beheaded by local "freedom fighters" because we were poor and couldnt payed the ransom. All people who did it are safe and sound now. They are happily living under Kadyrov`s rule. Nobody was punished. Putin dont care. Fifth column? Yeah, i would gladly destroy this cursed country. And all of you who thinks that Putin is a russian nationalist are simly retarded.
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>>108143620
medvedev shill
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>>108142633
No. Thats haram.
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>>108142633
Smokers unite
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>>108142831
PRIME 4CHAN HOURS
>>
Here is one Serbian classic to cheer us up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-D_2WsJL_Y
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>>108142836
>Why did you assume I'm degenerate too?
>in the middle of some crackhead gang
>not degenerate
what would a non degenerate person do with this kind of people?

>Just because I should >>>/lgbt/ ?
are you really a lesbian? i thought you were the married polandbro and just jocking.
how many polacks are here???
fuck, if so, i don't even know who i was talking to all this time.
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>>108143089
Because drinking can be disgusting when there's guys around, even asleep :^)
>>108143620
Sorry, I'm not so much into Russian politics, some harm was done, I feel sad about that, but you should understand that it's either Putin (Tzar) or a commie faglord wanting to restore the USSR.
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>>108143916
Considering all the Americans that are on at this time, fuck no.
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>>108143620
Well, your father shouldn't have been a poor bydlo then.
Besides, ISIS are doing the same damn thing you're whining about.
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>>108144335
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>>108144240
There's me obviously, I'm just mostly shitposting and circlejerking, there are 2 trolls one from Kraków other from Silesia (forces the tutsi meme) and there's this 50+ Blackwater mercenary who posted pics of his rifle and Dima.
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>>108143018
Any day before February 10th would be good, I will send him a message as soon as the sun rises, I'm 99% sure he won't hesitate for a second, as he always brags about paying massive amounts of money to get through the lack of financial services in the country so he can get games from steam and from abroad. If you would like to, I can send you a picture of myself holding my Syrian ID, just so you can make sure I'm not a proxyfag. Thank you so much for this, it means the world to me.
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>>108143018
Power's out and I can't accesse my email on phone. Is there any other way pls?
Also can you inform her that I'm not a shitskin? Thanks

>>108143756
>>108143230
Pic related is what I'm smoking atm. I had this pack since Halloween. I forgot it in my custom and i just found it.

>>108143174
Riiite on my man
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>>108128625
wut about latakia
>>
>>108144584
SO YOU'RE NOT THE TUTSI TROLL ?????
i thought that the tutsi troll who said i was sudanese was the french speaker

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>108144306
I can relate
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>>108144775
War n shet
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>>108144922
Tbqh I'm not concerned about wannabe niggers forcing the Poland is 99% black meme, I'm much more concerned about this merc guy because I think he's from the same city as me.
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>>108142633
No bro, I use snus.
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>>108144651
I don't want you to get into trouble and trust you to some degree, so for now no need.
If I ever get Hemorrhoids I'll get back to you.

>>108144686
Either write down the mail (it's throwaway, but permanent until it gets spammed by somebody fucking with it), or something of your choice? I don't know m8
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>>108142633
i'm kicking a 15 year habit. 2 months only snus now.
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>>108145370
>>108145526
>tfw ill never try snus
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Did Trump have authority to command US CJTF air assets to strike JAF in Syria before he was elected president? Or was that just Obama saving face because he wasn't able to say he ever attacked Al-Qaeda in Syria
>>
Fresh bread baked on stolen bakery Assad style

>>108145874
>>108145874
>>108145874
>>108145874
>>108145874
>>108145874
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>>108143737
>mexican intellectual
Medvedev is one of the best Putin`s friends. It is not a secret in Russia.
>>108144306
I see that you are not because what are talking about is bullshit. Its Putin who pushes soviet nostalgia here. Many people started to associate him with Stalin. "From plough to nukes" and etc.

>>108144361
>poor bydlo
There are still better than western faggot like you.
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>>108145432
Telegram?

My username is Xdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxd
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>>108145976
>There
*they
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>>108141639
How's the polish weed?
>>108145861
What's the reaction to trump over there?
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>>108145344
you bastard just want to troll, you are not lgbt, you're the married bro who speaks french and is secretly tutsi.
>poland
>lgbt
>goes to church every week

sure m8.

i'm going to sleep and you'll stop your tricks
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>>108145861
Too bad you can't get mail, I'd ship you a log of general mint.
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>>108146117
Seek last line
>>108120781


>>108146203
Based
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>>108145432
Doubt is the natural reaction to anyone you meet here, so if you ever want any proof, please immediately ask for, it does not hurt me and whatever happens will happen, I want to be worth your help in any little way I can provide. And if you Hemorrhoids should ever knock your door, I am your man.
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>>108146143
Kek get your shit together al magrebi, we'll continue our discussion when I'm on my PC so I can overwhelm you with my frog archives.
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>>108145370
>>108145526
cheers boyos
>>108145861
Never say never.

>>108145976
>there are still better than western faggot like you
You wish you'd be living my life, you eternally butthurt гopный кoзeл. Go blow yourself up.
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>>108146039
I'll ask her what her prefered way of contact would be and if she got a Telegram and if not, whether she would get one.
You're oats aren't you? Just stay around and I'll contact you once I know more. Try to stay alive till then, ok?
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>>108147055
>гopный кoзeл
I am pure russian.
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>>108147230
Just tell her to come on here.
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>>108147230
I'm Damascus lad not oats
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>>108147326
So why are you acting like a goatfucker? Go become a hermit in siberia or do some krokodil.
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>>108147477
She's not used to internet culture at all, she doesn't really use anything that isn't normie tier.
Also she'd be pretty busy on /pol/ I think.
>>108147665
Ok, then I'll ask for you in one of the following threads and tell you what she said. I hope for the best. Don't do anything stupid in the meantime.
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gn lads
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>>108142633
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