99-million Year Old Preserved Dino Tail Discovered

I think it confirms feather theory, but I think some dinos had scales

>>102139833
It means that creationists have once again been thoroughly BTFO!

>>102139833
Do frogs have feathers?

>>102139833
what will John Hammond do with this?

TIHS IS OLD NEWS YOU BATTI BOY

Everyone knows DINOMANS had FEATHERS
you idiot

>>102140678
they were birds all along

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>>102139833
How do we know it's terrestrial?

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>>102139833
We've known that therapod dinosaurs have had feathers for a while now.

>>102139833
>99 million years...

Pft.. Hahahahahaha

Can we Jurassic park now?

>>102139833
B-but steel is heavier than feathers.

WE

We've known dinos had feathers for years now. This isn't news.

prove it wasn't just some bird

What will jurassic park do now that its a lie?

>>102139833
ok, sure. next these 'scientists' will try to tell us that Jesus had feathers

>>102139833
>One of the most important discoveries this year.
>Here's a 23 KB picture of it.

>>102141078
WUZ

>>102139833
looks fire bro

>>102141248

BIRDS

>>102139833

the earth is only 6 thousand years old tho wtf?

>>102141101

it has been suspected, based on fossil imprints

but preservation of biomass in amber is more compelling

>Found in Burma by a Chink and examined in a Chink unversity

Yeah sure.

>>102139833
Old news

http://www.livescience.com/1410-rex-related-chickens.html

ITT: niggers

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>>102140774
Make terror birds or simply deny it as it isn't scary enough

>>102141215
https://i1.rgstatic.net/blog/files/2016/12/amber-tail.jpg

This is great news. We knew it but it's nice to see it before our eyes. This means many dinosaurs were not only colorful, but cute.

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>>102141601
thx

>>102140876
Because it's on land?

>>102139833
How many hundred more threads are you guys going to need to uncover something?

wtf I'm an atheist now

>>102141871
I think you have this confused for a pizzagate thread

>>102140603
Feather 'theory' has been confirmed for many years.

The importance of this find has to do with the preserved structure of the feathers and how they adhere to the skin. Basically there have been two opposed theories on how feathers evolved, or rather the order in which the aspects of modern feathers evolved. Did they first appear as spines, and then fluff out and become colored later, or did they first appear as colorful cluff, and develop rigidity later? Does their use in display predate their use in flight or vice versa? Evidence from this specimen supports the former.
So what it means in the absolute simplest terms is that dinosaurs were likely very colorful.

>>102141357

Feathered dinosuars are nothing new....

>>102139833
That they were more avian than we thought. So, raptors were probably more like ground hawks than Jurassic Park. They were also a lot more fabulous which is probably why God ovened them all with a giant astroid.

>>102139833

That it was a small, late Jurassic dinosaur. Might have lived in a cooler climate.

Not all dinosaurs had feathers, just the late Jurassic and cretaceous ones.

Reminder that Dinosaurs are not Birds or Reptiles. They are an ancient ancestor of both.

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Those look less like feathers and more like hair.

>>102141989
Yeah right...

You must be from the berenstain, mirror mirror on the wall timeline too.

>>102142291

They've know Raptors had feathers since 1995.

>>102141364
*Adam is 6000 years old.

>>102142358
The same year Nelson Mandela and Fidel Castro died? How stupid do you think we are?

>>102142291
>>102142358

I'm an aspie but i'm pretty sure Aussie was being sarcastic.

Anybody with half a brain can see that birds and dinosaurs are the same fucking things

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>>102142238
its a primitive feather. so its gunna look and behave differently, to me it looks like hairy hair.

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I don't think I can take t-rexes seriously anymore.

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>>102142738

>>102142821
I always imagined he had a big dick.. I use to draw it
... does this mean he had a cloaca the whole time?
I'm fucking depressed now no more trexdick

>>102139833
It was long ago known that dinos had feathers/hair. If i remember correctly the whole image of naked tough crocodil skin dinos came around because of Jurassic Park, they wanted to make them look more scary.

>>102143130
Just cling to the hope that someone will discover a perfectly preserved trex dick.

Maybe if you look hard enough you will find it and can play with it before selling it for millions.

>>102139833
This is totally not made up. This is totally a T-Rex anal hair.

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>>102141601
>>102139833
So this basically confirms the "fluffy" model of feathered dinosaurs, right?

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>>102142238

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>when you're eating a McChicken, you're eating t-rex's babies
Humanity wins again.

>>102141169
Well how else could he fly, dumass

>>102139833
Then where the fuck do beaks come from?

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>>102143579
Do you not know what down is?

>>102140876
It was found on Earth

Aliencucks BTFO

>>102142191
reptiles were around before dinosaurs

>>102143767
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/mutant-chicken-grows-alli/

>>102142238

>Feathery T-Rex's

twice as spoopy

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I always thought it was silly when people drew these fuckers without any feathers.

Do you think they had feathers or were they bats?

>>102142291
>mirror mirror on the wall
What's the real line?

>>102139833
>Dinos had feathers. What does this imply?

They were giant chickens.

>>102144031

Magic Mirror on the wall

>>102144016
Pteranodons and related actually didn't have feathers. They're not technically dinosaurs, they're better classified as airborne reptiles, and as such, there's no official proof that they had feathers

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>>102141601

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>>102143965

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>FEATHERED

FUCKING GAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>>102144016

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>>102139833
Nigger, feathers and scales are damn similair. Look at a fucking turkey shit looks like a gross lizard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Yss1iugyGY

>>102141973
topkek

>>102144325
O shit a pterodactyl sighting!

>>102139833

We are greatest Evolution redpill Evar

Also check these

>>102139833
WE WUZ BIRDS N SHIET

>>102140678
The only keratinized structures that amphibians have are toad warts I think.

>>102140906
You're the kind of faggot who doesn't believe in radioactive decay

>>102140678
Yeah, they do. Wtf kinda frogs you got in austrailia?

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>>102141759
this

>>102144573

Nigger youre on drugs

>>102140603
A lot of dinos had scales. Most of the members of the Theropoda group had feathers while Sauropoda were scalies.

>>102139833
Checked.

Also, how big were these fuckin' trees oozin' out sap enough to swallow all these animals?

>>102144095
Yeah, fuck whatever that thing is.

A BABY DYNO-SOUR!

>>102139833
With years of research on this, I think it confirms the jews theory.

>>102144095
That ant or whatever is such a faggot.

NO FEATHERS
TRUMP WILL MAKE DINOS GREAT AGAIN
>breaking news trump appoints feather denier as secretary of Dinosaurs

>>102139833
>myanmar-burma
its one or the other nigger its 2 different names for 1 place RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>102144771

He cant keep getting away with this...

>>102139833

How do they know it's a tail of a dinosaur? What the fuck? This is like climate change, it's too soon to make such a consensus.

>>102143758
hearty kek

>>102144853
wtf i hate scientists now

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Goddammit /pol/, how am I supposed to take this film serious now??

>>102142821
Imagine three story chicken running at you

Nobody is answering the important questions about dinosaurs like if they had the ability to be gay or trans and if some of them had white privilege and enslaved some of the black dinosaurs further back in time thus causing the white female dinosaurs to crave the BBDC of the black ones in the future.

>>102144662
It was a baby

>>102144174
>dinos had feathers
>except the flying ones
>the flying ones weren't even dinos

Wow, the past really is opposite day

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>>102143579
Therapods had the same type of feathers than cassowary and emus. Long spikey ones that feels more like fur than feathers.

>>102144914
>find something old in amber
>IT"S A DINOSAUR

Literally how do they come to that conclusion? How do they know it's a tail and how do they know it's the tail of a dinosaur?

This is some Jewish faggotry going on.

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>>102144932
WE WUZ FRIENDS OF DINOSAURS N SHIIEIET

>>102144095
these fuckers were around before we were around, and they will be around a billion years after we're gone

>>102140603
You're about 20 years out of date.

>>102145103
What if it's one of the 6 gorillion and Hitler just preserved it in amber?

>>102145014

The meteor was a conspiracy by Dino-Kikes to cover up multiple genders in dinosaurs causing their extinction

Read a fucking book

>>102139833
>What does this imply?
It would imply nothing. Now go look up what "imply" logically means, and then kill yourself.

>>102140678
frogs are actually a species of dragon

>>102145246
Dinogenocide is real

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>>102145157
24 foot wingspan

FUCK ME

>>102139833
>Dinos had feathers.

Dinos HAVE feathers, they haven't gone extinct. Birds are dinosaurs

>>102145265
How many dicks did dinos have?

>>102145101
looks uncannily like mammalian hair

>>102145164
Million of years ago, some of them decided to grew wings and bigger stingers and became wasps. Fucking ants and wasps.

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>>102145369

>>102145103
>>102144853
You should become a tripfag

I'd love to see more of your posts in the future

I believe it's time we begin making a distinction between the fleet-footed theropods(raptors, rex) and sauropods(tricerotops, brachiosaur). At this point, calling everything "dinosaur" makes about as much sense as lumping crocs into the same category as hippos. Feathers make sense for a raptor but would just be ridiculous on a stegosaur.

>>102140774
Contemplate what he did wrong over some chili and seabass.

>>102145472

We will do it as soon as (((scientists))) admit that there are different species inside "Humanity"

>>102139833
This triggers the australians. They fear large birds of prey

>>102145394
Jokes on you, wasps came first.

>>102145472
>begin making a distinction between the fleet-footed theropods(raptors, rex) and sauropods(tricerotops, brachiosaur)
You mean like calling them theropods and sauropods, distinctively?

>>102145609
>Myanmar
>shows the flag of Taiwan

ok

>>102145649
I wasn't sure about that. Thanks to clarify, US bro. So, wasps decided to lose their wings and develop their bitey jaws, because fuck you, that is why.

>Dinos had feathers
Dragons were actually griffons

Genetically clone them, and unleash their vicious wrath upon the Jews

>>102139833
Nothing is older than 200 years old. Nice try jews.

>>102145739

Its the flag of Burma you greasy fucking beaner scum

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>>102145797
Ant bites don't hurt because of the bite

>>102145904
No, I'm pretty sure is the flag of Taiwan
And I'm also pretty sure your country is named Myanmar

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>>102145322
>24 feet
Child's play.

>>102145990
Holy shit ants have hair
Ants were once human get scientists on this

>>102145990

I-I want to get my dick sucked by those dick sucking mandibles

>>102140888

theorizing is one thing, seeing imprints on fossils is another... having a preserved dinosaur tail with feathers on it in amber is an entirely new level of proof.

The next step is to see how well preserved the DNA is and see if we can sequence it and get it to replicate, for the eventuality of cloning our own dinosaur out of extinction like jurassic park.

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>>102146090

Beaner education, go back to muling drugs Pablito

Literally every western country still calls it Burma, due to the Military government

kys

>>102145990
>that secret third eye
ants confirmed for Illuminati

>>102146136
Stupid Christian, we evolved from ants.
>>102146195
>t. faggot ant

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>>102146126

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>>102139833
It means you'll be calling dinos birdos before the end of the century.

>>102140678
>>102144547

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairy_frog

>>102146424
That's a trap

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>>102139833
Evolution isn't real but devolution is.

>>102146314
I'm still pretty sure that flag isn't Myanmar's

>>102146416
I want to pet

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>>102146567

The wall will not be built fast enough...

>>102146343

HE KNOWS - SHUT IT DOWN

>>102146549
>he thinks this is devolution

>>102146549
If something like that happened it would be because the environment rapidly changed and if they didn't change with it they would go extinct. So it's still evolution. But dinosaur has never been so goddamn tasty.

>>102143312

it's only in the last 20 years that we've had any evidence of Dinosaurs having feathers.

When Jurassic Park was written, it was a theory (since the late 1960's) that Birds were direct descendents of Therapod Dinosaurs, but there was no proof. It was only starting in the 1990's AFTER the Jurassic Park movie was made that they discovered raptor bone fossils with quill nubs on them, indicating feathers.

So I mean, feathered dinosaurs is still a relatively new thing, only in the last 20 years. I mean fucking Jurassic Park was made based on the knowledge at the time which suggested scaly dinosaurs!

>>102146549
that's explains why chicken legs and breasts are god-tier.

They still exist in Australia.

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>>102141977
>display
they may very well also have been used for warmth too but given that we now know dinosaurs had feathers they almost certainly were used for display purposes and with all the crazy ways modern birds use them as wells as things having things like combs and wattles, dinosaurs probably varied in the same species of different eras & regions more wildly what we could ever predict.

>>102139833
>dinos had feathers

Well someone's ten years late to the party.

>>102147110
Please leave abos alone

Imagine You're being chased by a trex you jump off a waterfall land to safety swim out and look up at the trex stuck up top
He then leaps off and starts clapping his wings gliding safely down

Mayne, what does dis have to ta do with da booty? Crazy wypipo

>>102146126
literally flying death giraffes

>>102146126
>Quetzalcoatlus sp.
>/sp/

Kek

>>102148523
lool so funny two letters are just like those of a boards url loool what a coincidence

If dinosaurs had feathers, why couldn't they all fly?

Checkmate atheists.

>>102148209
There's actually a part in the Jurassic park book very much like this. Grant and the kids are trying to get to a dock on the central lake of the island to try to row a boat back part of the way, but the t-Rex is sleeping there and they sneak past it. While they're rowing the boat the trex wakes up and starts swimming after them and almost catches them, and they have to jump off a waterfall to escape

>>102148863
If Humans all have nipples, why can't they all lactate?

I sunk your Battleship creationists.

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This is nice and all but when did mammals evolve hair?
Did it appear in the cynodonts? Earlier? Could Permian synapsids have had hair-like structures? We don't know if they had scales either.
The only imprint we have of hair on mammals is from the Jurassic, but hair must have appeared earlier.

>>102145872

what about ur mum

>>102139833
Majority if not all reptiles to this date have no feathers so no dinosaurs did not have feathers.

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>>102139833
>What does this imply?
That dinosaurs are awesome and that we should be learning and investing more into science and natural history instead of dindus.

I want to know more about the glorious oceans before the chinks and japs destroy them completely.

>>102148863
Feathers aren't only for flying. Scientist theorize that they were initially to keep warm.
Penguins, ostriches, and emus all have feathers.

>>102146480
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairy_frog
noice

>>102149164
American Education at its finest.

>>102139833
>Dinos had feathers. What does this imply?

That science makes everything gay.

>>102149248
Then why don't fish have feathers if they were always in the cold water?
Checkm8

>>102149164
Other reptiles aren't descended from therapods. Didn't you read any dinosaur books when you were a little boi?

>>102149315
Well it certainly didn't skip on you.

>>102139833
>>102140655

I can't wait to the day when Satan decides to plant a fully grown dinosaur preserved in amber.

>>102149368
Pls stop. You're setting off my autism.

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>>102149368
Because they learned to fly to escape the cold water, duh.

i have feathers too

you guys are so fucking stupid

the jews planted this obviously jesus christ

evolution is fucking dumb.

oh wait im not american

>>102149651
>when you evolve wings to escape the prison of the sea but still need water to breathe

>>102139833
This implies that chickens are the coolest pets.

>free dinosaur eggs for breakfast every day

>>102139833
>implying the world is older than 6000 years

>>102149428
I know what you're saying, but in an autistic sense. science doesn't make shit. Its a system.

People just replace concepts like God or creation with evolution and science and it leads to all sorts of terrible pleb rationalizations. I don't understand how people do that.

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>>102142238
Those eyes piece my very soul

>>102149714
Bony fish could actually breathe both air and water when they first appeared because they had a primordial lung and gills.
Lobe-finned fish have further developed their primordial lung and gave rise to modern lobe-finned fish and all tetrapods (who lost their gills).
Most Ray-finned fish have internalized their primordial lung and transformed it into the air bladder they use for buoyancy. But some ray-finned fish like carp have kept their primordial lung in connection to their mouths and can breathe air when needed.

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>>102149691
Not an argument.

>>102149045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe4PHQJKqYw

>>102149691
You know, you can still be a faggot Crosskike and deny evolution even if dinosaurs had feathers.

>>102143942
Cool.

>>102141010
their both a kilogram

>>102143130
Don't most reptiles have cloaca?

>>102143618
Those storks make the spookiest sounds when they clatter their bills.

>we wuz dinos n shit

fucking birds

>>102143758

Under rated

Are humans the first form of intelligent life to appear on earth? The lack of evidence for plastic and glass debris before humans seems to indicate so.

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>>102139833
I bet they know when the very last shit it took was too

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>>102141601
Is that an insect in there too? This is pretty neat.

>he fell for the feathers meme

dinos are lizards with scales. giant birds would look ridiculous.

>>102144555
You're the kind of faggot that believes starting quantities are known not guessed, and who believes there's literally zero exchange of parent/child isotopes with the outside environment.

>protip: if there are DNA fragments in that or any other sample, then those dinosaurs did not live/die millions of years ago

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>>102139833
WE WUZ DINOS

>>102139833
let me know when they find the other "tail"

They got a whole dinosaur.
I don't know why everything is a dinosaur if it's a bird.
The ant is overlooked so it must be something huge.

>>102139833
lmao smoothskin theorists

BTFO

FOR

LIFE

>>102150716
Almost certainly, we would see a layer of rock and sediment containing those 'modern' materials

Of course unless there was a race of dolphin people or something, however unlikely, that used an almost entirely biological form of technology

>>102140655
how will jebus ever recover

>>102146214
DNA is too delicate and won't last 99 million years even encased in amber

>>102145103
agreed.
>falling for the thunder lizard jew meme

>>102151380
Yeah... It would be fucking awesome though...
>inb4 things go horribly wrong.

>>102151864
things going horribly wrong would be the best thing ever

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>>102146567
Come on, now, Guillermo.

The dinosaurs in jurrasic park were genetically modified to not have any feathers.

There your world view is restored.

>>102149045

But that's were you're wrong anon

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>>102145481
>chili and sea bass
>Chilean sea bass

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>>102144016
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

FUCKING N'WAH CLIFF RACERS

>>102157664
>not knowing the dankest /tv/ memes

>>102140603
We have fossil evidence of scales and feathers, sometimes even on the same creature. Hell, look at bird feet.

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>>102141601
>leave a clump of feathers in some amber
>scientists think its a dinosaur tail

You cant make this shit up

>>102146759
Play ARK survival then.

It's a survivor game, you get to tame almost all of the dinos, pet them, feed them, fly and kill with them, etc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJT52d2OPS4

>go back 65 million years
>get chased by giant fluffy chickens with teeth

>>102158752

Isn't it just Patagonian tooth fish anyway?

>>102151380
this foo hasnt seen JP

>>102141601
>those giant ass insects
damn

>>102139833
>What does this imply?

It implies some dinosaurs had feathers. Whoopdee fucking doo.

>>102146894
WoW spoofed that by having the raptors be just smart enough to wear feathers as tribal clothing.

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>>102144935

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>>102141601

>>102139833
>Dinos had feathers. What does this imply?
b-b-but muh cave paintings of humans living with dinosaurs

>>102146480


Also known as the Wolverine frog"

The hairy frog is also notable in possessing retractable "claws" (though unlike true claws, they are made of bone, not keratin), which it may project through the skin, apparently by intentionally breaking the bones of the toe.[1] In addition, the researchers found a small bony nodule nestled in the tissue just beyond the frog's fingertip. When sheathed, each claw is anchored to the nodule with tough strands of collagen, but, as Gerald Durrell[4] discovered firsthand, when the frog is grabbed or attacked, the frog breaks the nodule connection and forces its sharpened bones through the skin.

>>102139833
australians punching t-rexes when

>>102145101
these ugly ass fucks are what dinosaurs really looked like

man they were so much cooler when they were lizards

>>102144521
No.

Bird branch separated before there were birds.

>>102162410
wowzers

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>>102146343
It's only able to detect light and dark, it's a really simple eye

You should check out jumping spiders

they have the equivalent visual acuity of humans, but not the depth or field of view and they can't really look around, they have to move their entire body. Half of their cephalothorax is literally eye tubes.

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>>102139833
Just wait until they drill into it to get a specimen for testing.

If we're unlucky, the dinosaur in question was infected with a 99-million year old virus.

>>102163249
We've had 99 million years of other viruses evolving to push our shit in. I bet our immune systems could eat that unevolved virus for fuckin breakfast.

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>>102139833
How will one and only God ever recover?

>>102163461
And our bodies evolved to deal with these viruses along the way. Viruses were able to hide from our immune systems, but our immune system produces cytotoxic T cells which searches out the cells which contain only a fragment of the proteins made by the virus, and kills the cell.

Introduce a whole new strain that our bodies have never dealt with before, and it could end very, very badly.

i am wondering why someone would kill a dinosaur before throwing it in amber

>>102145056
Pterosaurs were never dinosaurs you dumbshit.

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>>102144158
Fuck your heretical timeline

Mirror Mirror master race

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>>102144769

>>102139833
Lalalalalalah can't hear you. Dinos have no feathers.

>might get to eat a mc dino burger in my life time
>its gonna taste like chicken

>>102139833
Holy shit that's cool as fuck

>>102151336
intelligence is a much larger spectrum than just human. Our interpretation of intelligence is biased to us. Elephants and dolphins are probably just as smart as we are, they just never got the lucky dice roll that primate traits offer. We could still be dumb shit stinking apes to them, hell most humans still are dumb shit stinking apes.

was getting caught in amber part of its plan?

>>102139833
>99-million
why not 100?

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>>102145157

>>102165400
I'm sure there's some solid science behind it but I find it hard to believe they can actually tell exactly how old something like this is. It seems conceited to confidently say that it's 99 million years old.

so how can we keep finding these things when earth is only 4000 years old?

>>102165400
radio carbon dating probably put it at something like 98,600,000 years old so they rounded up to the nearest million

>>102147822
do you know the og source of this image? it is giving me intense nostalgia.

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>>102139833
raptors replace dogs when?

>>102141977
Read this post

>>102163201
They look cute as fuck too

>>102140655

you know the bible has dinosaurs in it right?

It means people will still never read the bible faggots BTFO!

Did I do good?

>>102139833

Does this mean there is DNA inside that?

Jurassic ants will be true on our lifetime

>>102139833
>mfw we eventually discover dinosaurs were nothing but big birds with teeth for chewing grass and weren't anywhere near as dangerous or imposing as we've always thought

Fuck you science

>>102170795
but then who was there to write the bible? the dinosaurs probably didn't know English at that time.

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>>102139833
>[creationists autistic screeching intensifies]

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>>102139833
Fake news alert!!

There's an ant in the amber. Jesus those little fuckers don't die even in a fucking extinction level event.

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>>102140603
Just how fucking big was the tree that leaked out all that sap?

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>>102172133
Big
Also the atmosphere had more CO2 (more food for trees) and less O2 (probably less wildfires to clean forests up)

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>>102139833
yay

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>>102144304
T. rex a cute!
a cute!

>>102172665

I get a little bit pissed off when I see old photos of trucks carrying trees that dwarf the truck, old timey people had no idea the beauty they were cutting down.

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>>102140678
I hope they don't. I don't want to delete my Pepe folders due to being scientifically inaccurate.

You only need to look at the Cassowary, special forces division of the Emu scum to realise that Dinosaurs had feathers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUQDA48tQhs

>>102139833
Warm blooded

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>>102173631

>>102146549
wuz t-rex n shit

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>dinosaurs were fluffy
Atheists BTFO

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>>102173744

>>102139833
Why would dinos have feathers? Wouldn't big dinos oveheat?

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>>102174044
Perhaps the big ones didn't, or had just a thin layer of feathers like what happens with the seals.

>>102142238
Just look at the Cassowaries today.

>>102142238
Spooky as fuck.

>>102142238
They look like wet feathers

We already knew dinos had feathers. The really cool part about this, that amber MAY have preserved DNA in it.

You know what that means bitches.
JURASSIC PARK

>>102174090
fucking leaf geese

>>102144555
>question carbon-dating's accuracy; it is known in the scientific community to be flawed
>herp derp u don't believe in decay
you sound like you lack confidence in the thing you are defending.

>>102174509
Didn't they find out that this isn't possible?

>>102174090
I watched a duck try to do this to my great dane.
It was dead in like half a second. I ended up boiling the thing and letting my dog eat it.

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>>102174509
>Being this retarded
Go be amerishart elsewhere

Why do people on here assume that evolution = no God

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AYO MUFUGGA WE WUZ DINOSAURS AND SHIEET

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>>102174611
>this isn't possible
NO SUCH THING

>>102143130
some birds have dicks, so maybe trex did have one, too.

>>102139833
>Dinos had feathers. What does this imply?

It means that the Reptilians also have feathers.

>>102174725

Noone assumes that they're just roleplaying and pretending to be retarded, joke's on you for getting aggravated

>>102174611
No. Some amateur scientist recently pioneered a technique to extract the DNA (if its there) from a solid bone. Since bones are a composite of collagen and minerals, she used an acid bath to wash away the minerals and leave the collagen. She actually found DNA, they just haven't been able to sequence it yet.

I'm trying to find it, I saw it on a PBS documentary. But if DNA can be preserved in that case, it's certainly possible in the case of amber.

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>>102174728

>>102140603

Dinos were around for 100's of millions of years its possible that early dinos had scales and later ones had feathers

>>102174728
>WE WUZ DINOSAURS AND SHIEET

they ARE dinosaurs.

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>>102174725
>fight a scientific concept militantly for centuries
>eventually BTFO by hard evidence
>IT WAS GOD ALL ALONG

Cant we have a moment of peace to funpost roosters and fluffy dinosaurs you pathetic christcucks?

>>102174799
Interesting, lad.

>>102139833
How much would I have to pay to eat it?

>>102174728
Chickens are fucking mean ass motherfuckers

It all makes sense

>>102174799
>>102174857
Found it

http://www.livescience.com/41537-t-rex-soft-tissue.html

This was pretty groundbreaking stuff because soft tissue is not supposed to survive that long, only 1 million years at best.

>Importantly, Schweitzer and her colleagues have figured out how to remove the iron from their samples, which enables them to analyze the original proteins. They've even found chemicals consistent with being DNA, though Schweitzer is quick to note that she hasn't proven they really are DNA.

>>102174728
>implying
>t. person who hasnt fought an angry rooster

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>>102175040
From the height of your 3ft it must have been a traumatizing experience

>>102175074
Oh god imagine the droppings

>>102141150
silly, Jurassic park didn't use real dinosaurs. They used dino dna mixed with contemporary creature's dna.

>>102144095
>LEHHHT ME OUT I WILL MAKE YOU A GOD SSSSS

>>102139833
> Birds are old dinosaurs.
> remembers Duck penis.

jesus fucking christ.

>>102175347
Jurassic Park is still possible

>>102174988
They just haven't proven it's DNA yet but they found proteins in a 68 million year old T-Rex bone.

>>102176311
Most birds don't have dicks, lad

>>102174988
>>102176327
Thats like trying to play puzzle with a shredded binary code

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>>102145101
Imagin this fucker 40 foot tall