No GOOD LUCK EBOLA thread? Let's rectify that...
Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is the president of Nigeria
>Dr. Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan, GCFR, BNER, GCON (born 20 November 1957)[1] is a Nigerian politician who has been President of Nigeria since 2010. Prior to his role as President, he served as Governor of Bayelsa State from 2005 to 2007 and as Vice-President of Nigeria from 2007 to 2010. Jonathan is a member of the ruling People's Democratic Party (PDP).
Dr. Goodluck has a BS in Zoology
>Jonathan holds a B.Sc. degree in Zoology in which he attained Second Class Honours. He holds an M.Sc. degree in Hydrobiology and Fisheries biology, and a PhD degree in Zoology from the University of Port Harcourt. Before he entered politics in 1998, he worked as an education inspector, lecturer, and environmental-protection officer.[3]
Here's a Facebook page about him (not sure if legit)
>pages/Goodluck-Ebele-Jonathan/142365035796699
And here's the wikipedia entry
>wiki/Goodluck_Jonathan
TL;DR the President of Nigeria is a fucking zoo keeper named GOOD LUCK EBOLA.
P.S. His autobiography is called the 'Wind of Hope'.
Clearly, the aliens are fucking with us. It's like they want our sides to ascend to orbit so they can harvest them for the alien equivalent of the utterly useless dick-stiffening traditional Chinese medicine. Either that, or we're being trolled by God himself.
>>33542380
Thread theme (I'm not sure if the guy speaking is Goodluck Ebele):
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/53daeca56f476-it-s-happening-ebola-edition.php
>>33542456
i was worried this summer would be boring, but it's shaping up as quite the Happening. let's keep our fingers crossed.
>goodluck ebele
This has to be some Illuminati joke, there is no other explanation.
Im currently a car mechanic apprentice in germany and i get paid 700 euros a month (its scales up a hundred euros per year until the fourth year when i transition into being a regular car mechanic with regular pay, currently first year) and i dont know what to do with it. Ive currently saved around 5000 Euros which will be more than enough to pay for the part-time curses to get an engineering degree after the apprenticeship. I have a car, a drivers license and i currently live at my mothers house so i dont have to pay rent. Insurance and Taxes are low because i dont make much. I dont have any expensive hobbies. I like to play vidya sure, but i only buy games on steamsales/buy used consoles and games. I dont wear expensive stuff and im not the partying type. But I dont want to let the money simply rest on my bank account because i know that inflation will slowly eat it. I would like to know how you /pol/lacks invest your money or what you do with your money.
I just buy shares of a S&P500 index fund.
>>33563687
do you decide which shares to buy or do you let a broker make the decisions?
>implying anyone on /pol/ has money
Right now some creepo pervo might be secretly filming your wife/girlfriend/mother/sister/aunt/cousin/niece/etc. in public, without their consent, for their own personal fapping needs or they upload their footage to the interwebs where other creepo pervos can enjoy it and fap as well.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKuBsFCkdPIheupgDi2IsNg/videos
Let me remind you that creepers have fetishes for all sorts of female parts and activities. Just because your wife/girfriend/mother/sister/aunt/cousin/niece/etc. doesn't dress in a way that reveals the curves of her buttocks, that doesn't mean she's safe from creepo pervos.
There's a huge section of creepo pervos that love feet:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCd1eYVCpTeuDA5MyClGwGEQ/videos
And there's a sizable portion that love smoking women:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_VPPxbdUt8XvVcFl3jFbaw/videos
Some creepers even have their own website where they sell their pervings; literally making money off of your MOTHER'S ASS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJqtfKNWVBk
How does this make you feel?
In turn,
>>33563716
BLAALAALALAAALALALALAAAAAUGH!!!
BLAH!! BLAH!! BLAH!! BLAH!!
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
BLAAAAALALALALAAAURGH!
You might as well ban eyes m8
If I saw that ass walking down the street, I'd probably follow it as well. I doubt she's even wearing any panties.
THIS IS A MESSAGE FOR ANY SURVIVORS OF THE HAPPENING
If the the world does infact go to shit and you have NOWHERE to go. You can come with here.
The coordinates are:
31°01?39?N 114°50?07?W
and if you have means to fly:
(Small aircraft only)
30°55?49?N 114°48?59?W
The Radio frequencies:
166.500
166.275
166.700
166.800
166.075
The Call sign to identify yourselves is
PAPA OSCAR LIMA FOXTROT ALPHA GOLF
IT WILL BE HEAVILY FORTIFIED SO NO FUNNY BUSINESS
Good Luck bros and stay safe.
***YOU DON'T HAVE TO COME HERE, I'M SIMPLY GIVING YOU AN OPTION FOR A LAST CASE SCENARIO, YOU'LL STILL HAVE SANCTUARY***
***FAQs***
>Will there be food?
Yes, it is by the sea, so there is plenty of fish to eat, also to the west is a forest so you can hunt deer. There are numerous water wells around. They also have water distillers.
>How do you know it safe there?
There is one road in and one road out. It can easily be blockaded so nobody can enter the town.
>B-but what about the cartel
Let me start off by saying that the cartel isn't some group of well organized super commandos.
They are just a bunch of edgy faggots with guns and the reason they get away with so much is because people can't own firearms.
With us in charge they wouldn't dare to get near us. We are well armed and equipped, aside from that there is a small military base there and the cartel will be busy trying to survive with no more cash flow.
>>33560531
>and if you have means to fly:
>(Small aircraft only)
What do you mean dude
So I cant land my jet there? What the fuck?
>>33560590
I mean no airliners. Small jets can land
>>33560531
place will be over-ran with cartel
http://elitedaily.com/dating/hookup-culture-non-relationship-generation-getting-nowhere/664654/
I saw this linked to Kikebook today. Effectively it's a woman talking about the flaws of hookup culture, proposing that we go back to traditional dating, and that women withhold sex for actual relationships.
Now, I'll look past the "All most guys care about is sex" tone of the piece that comes through in a few places, because I think that, generally speaking, the morals advocated by this author are generally positive.
Is it happening, /pol/, are women seeing reality?
God I hope so ;__;
GOOD LUCK WHITE RACE
>>33561111
Too late for this generation, but maybe the children these women have, can have more self respect and break the Jews' programing
>>33561111
>one woman speaks for all the sluts and whore
>women seeing reality
Don't bet on it.
Neos passport expires on 911
https://trutube.tv/video/27127/Neos-passport-expires-on-911#
it's just a date.
>>33550690
Sure, what are the odds.
>>33550157
I didn't even know that Neo's given name was Thomas...
Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is the president of Nigeria.
>The president of Nigeria is named Dr. Goodluck Ebola.
His biography is called the Wind of Hope.
>The biography of African President Dr. Goodluck Ebola is called The Wind of Hope.
Dr. Goodluck Ebola has a BS in zoology.
>The president of Nigeria is a zookeeper.
I opened his facebook page and..
>pages/Goodluck-Ebele-Jonathan/142365035796699
I... I just can't.
>>33509832
Hahaha, no way. How brazen can those kikes get?
>>33509832
>make full speading
where did my sides go
>>33509832
he's the leader we deserve
Let's settle this.
http://strawpoll.me/2267274
>>33468412
what you Nords don't realize is that you NEED Elves to enrich our culture!
>>33468412
If a united Empire couldn't defeat the Aldmeri Dominion what makes you think the Nords can alone?
>>33468949
>dragonborn
New Thread
>>EBOLA IN NYC
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/national/wp/2014/08/04/new-york-city-patient-being-tested-for-ebola-virus/
>>33460372
Know the symptoms
>>33460372
fist
click-bait
No blood, no ebola.
Are you members of any so called "Hate Groups", /pol/? I'm personally a proud member of the Sons of Aesir Motorcycle Club. What about you? The klan? Skinheads? Something in between?
Nice try NSA. Go back to your datamining threads, we still fall for those.
>>33375120
>Implying
I just want to know if anyone else here actually gets off their asses and does something and be part of a winning team.
Shut the fuck up NSA
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/28625387
>A young girl accused of trying to kill her friend, in a plot she told police was inspired by the fictitious 'Slenderman' character, has been deemed mentally unfit to stand trial in America.
Fuck this yoloswag PewDiePie lets-play Slenderman internet culture. How does this make you feel as someone who knows about the internet, /pol/?
>girl
>doesn't face consequences of her actions
tell me something new
>>33372127
A mentally unstable girl thought a fake person was real, and killed to get his attention. Well, tried to kill.
Honestly, I'm not really interested by this. The only reason this is getting any attention is because it is Slenderman.
>>33372127
Wow, everyone knows his name is Slender.
SJW, degeneracy, and /pol/ humour thread
>>33369994
Is that badger?
Leaked Israeli Hasbara Report: Leaked report... Israel's commissioned report on how to "manipulate American and European citizens through the media." http://www.stopdebezetting.com/documents/pdf/090713Hasbara%20handboek_tip_report.pdf
Alright, I was just going to post in the thread (had 5 posts) and it got slid into 404. At least one of the posts was JIDF saying that it was probably Palestinian propaganda. If anyone has ever seen Russian, Iranian, or Palestinian propaganda, you will know right away that this is not fake.
It's 4:30PM in Israel - sliders in full effect.
Anyway, what I was going to post is that I am only about 10% through this report, but it makes me want to vomit.
The goyim are sheeple, plain and simple..
ayy lmaoo
>>33352477
get a fkn life, this shits unhealthy
>Not for distribution or publication.
>10)
>Draw direct parallels between Israel and America, including the need to defend against terrorism. From history to culture to values, the more you focus on the similarities between Israel and America, the more likely you are to win the support
of those who are neutral. Indeed, Israel is an important American ally in the war against terrorism, and faces many of the same challenges as America in protecting their citizens. For example, on September 11th, nineteen suicide terrorists hijacked American planes and killed our citizens. Today, when we go to the airport, we are screened and checked. Following an attempted “Shoe Bombing” we now have to take off our shoes. It slows travel down, is expensive, and invades our privacy. But imagine what we would do if more than 250 times terrorists had crossed into our land and killed our children while they were riding buses or eating burgers? What would America do? What would America do if America’s neighbors in Canada or Mexico were firing rockets into America?
http://valleywag.gawker.com/why-does-google-employ-a-pro-slavery-lunatic-1612868507
https://twitter.com/JustineTunney
>>33313260
We don't have idols on /pol/.
Fuck off with your /b/-shit.
>>33313351
Well there was the Tila situation which wouldn't die until it did.
>>33313351
>We don't have idols on /pol/.
top fucking lel. Are you fucking serious right now?
well /pol/ ??
>>33311975
ONEEEECHAAAAAAAAN
/thread
>>33311975