So, is it happening?

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That's not how you attract NatureGuy, silly OP!

This is how:

lol no /p/ is dead

>>3112092
Nod habbening

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It's actually done except for the intro text... which I'm dragging my feet on.

>>3112089
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Tfw mf is first pic

noice
I don't if I'm in in this book

post all names in the book naturedude

>>3112273

Mfw my page is all the way down in the thirties.

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>>3112333

>30's
>333

>mfw both of my panoramics made the cut

I see some breddy gud stuff in this book here.

Mfw I don't see my photo in there.

Anyway, anybody has the pdfs for the past books?

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>>3112280
>>3112300
>>3112409
I think like 3 people got rejected. Two for just fucking up the submission process badly and not getting back to me.

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>>3112255
>Estimated price : $111
Shit is expensive. I would be proud to get my picture printed.

>>3112495
The /p/ 2015 book fell apart on me after a week. Shits a fucking scam over at blurb.

>>3112449
Careful, my nickname is Sailens, not Saliens.

It's a common mistake

>>3112449
It is also Bartrina, not Batrina ;)

>>3112449
is it just me or are some names missing? My pictures for example have no name in that index

>>3112255

Damn, I totally missed the application.

Oh well, naybe 2017.

>>3112255
looking good NG

>>3112500
what the hell were you doing with the book for it to fall apart so soon?

>>3112519
The pages went glued properly when i received it in the mail.

>>3112449
Thank you NatureGuy, before you submit it or something, my name is spelled incorrectly, is Norbert, not Norbet.

Also, thank you for the commitment and trying to keep /p/ alive.

Conveniently enough I was just trying to figure out how it was going earlier this week.

I missed the application :(

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>>3112449
For anon a can you put Konrad? It's ok if you don't. I can't prove it's me because I'm out of the country.

Are you fucking serious? It's taken you even longer than that useless manchild iggy to put this together?
S E V E R A L
E N T I R E
M O N T H S
Holy fuck the pretentious incompetence of you people is astounding.

Who really cares anyway? I wouldn't spend a dime on a photobook containing random photos from people on this board...

>>3113134
HOW DARE YOU SPEND YOUR LIMITED ADULT LIFE FREE TIME DOING SOMETHING FOR FREE FOR A COMMUNITY YOU OWE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO, YOU LOWLIFE PIECE OF DESPICABLE SHIT
>>3113139
If you don't care why did you read this thread or post in it?

>>3112852
Thank fuck for that, Sugars snapshits already made it into the book, we don't need your worthless trash in there as well

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>>3113134
:^)

So, is Eggy finally gonna put his big boy pants on and do next year's book?

Cool, I was just thinking about this the other day. Still unsure whether I'll buy one, but nice to see a board on this site doing something productive for once.

>>3113140
put ya trip back on, pal.

>>3113835
Why would he?
The /p/hotobook has been the domain of pretentious attentionwhores for a long time now. At least the first one actually got done in a timely manner. But everything recently has just been a fucking joke.
I mean really, just how incredibly useless or utterly pretentious do you have to be to take this long to do what is actually only a couple of hours work?
The book is just a bad joke now.
Eggy probably would have had it finished and available the day after the submission deadline. Iggy and naturefag are fucking hopeless.

>>3113944
What don't you understand about life priorities?

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>>3112449
>photographers listed as anon did wish to give their name

>>3113944

But why would you mistake eggy of producing anything of quality?

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I would love to make the next one. I actually started making a p magazine-ish thing last year.

we dot tl/ezhwoQUtSJ - if you want to take a look at the pdf.

I would make it in InDesign and just post the pdf when finished though. If you want to print it you can find a local print shop at probably get it done cheap.

>>3114123
pretty cool dude

>>3114123
> portrait orientation pages
pls no, get someone who knows basic objectives of design

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>>3112495
Yeah I haven't changed those settings. I'll make sure there's a cheap version
>>3112500
The blurb books I have are still okay. You could have just gotten a shit version. Prolly too late to return it now.
>>3112514
There's some people listed as anon that fucked the directions by not sending me stuff correctly. You could be in that category. Shoot me an email.
>>3112859
email me


>>3112510
>>3112513
>>3112631
>>3113964

fixing spelling mistakes, I wrote that page rather drunk

>>3114374

Where did you miss that this was done in the style of a magazine. It was supposed to be a sort of monthly report, blending photos and text.

A book would obviously have a different format.

>>3114033
>confuses getting shit done in a timely manner with taking epicfail long timespans to do exactly the same menial thing.
Nah brah. These cunts just take forever to do nothing because it makes them feel important, but in reality it just proves how overinflated their sense of self-worth is and how utterly useless they would be in any professional environment where doing work was expected.
Defending them means the same thing about you.
Also: samefag

>>3114374
>pls no, get someone who does everything in landscape, especially when it makes portrait look totally shit
fuck off cunt
square pages or nothing

>>3113956
>life priorities
lol, fuck off. These douchebags aren't that busy. NOBODY is so busy they cant finish a few days drag & drop in a week.
They might be that retarded, but not that busy.
This is an offensively long amount of time to do a relatively trivial thing. Don't give me that "life" bullshit.

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Natureguy, are you going to post a pdf without proofing marks in good quality as well? Or do I have to spend 100 bucks just to look at the images?

>>3115189
Again, life priorities.
Let me make myself more understandable: If NatureGuy prefers masturbating instead of doing the book, it's his decision. No one is paying him and there was no deadline.

>>3115189
you make the book then bud

>>3115189
>>3113944

Jesus, you sound like the most self-entitled little prick to ever walk this earth. kys yourself

>>3115189
Do you actually WANT a photo book of these untalented fucks? You can go to any thrift store and find photobooks of much more talented artists for pennies.

The /p/hotobook is nothing more than a crusty rag for the ejaculate of underage "artists"

>>3115725
Why the fuck are you even on this board?

Fuck off and kill yourself cunt.

>>3115725
Have you even seen any of the past /p/hotobooks?

>>3115725
At least you concede that it is art.

>was in every year from bart's first book
>didn't submit to 2016
>regret nothing

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>>3115190
yeah

>>3115710
DESU there's been plenty of procrastination but there's also professional practice stuff going on. Prepping and printing new portfolios took a look longer than I expected, I had a bunch of submission deadlines come up that needed to be done (which I've been accepted into 3 of them so far), scheduling studio visits, etc. I'm working on securing a spot in a major museum show as well. I'm going to be in 2 maker fairs one of which is at the end of this week and the other is next week. I am also teaching workshops on digital photography and printing that I needed to prep for. Like, stuff is going on and /p/ is bottom priority.

>>3115725
You're entirely missing the point. More than anything it's just supposed to be fun. You seem unable to escape your own negativity and tedious cynicism to enjoy something goofy and fun.

>>3113134
You're dealing with autists here, anon. Have some respect.

>>3112255
>Your snapshit made it
nice.

>>3115940

>never submitted anything to any /p/ book
>until this year
>regret nothing

>>3116075
>You're dealing with autists here, anon. Have some respect.
Because they shoulder in on doing something simple they then take inhumanly long to do, and then string out while telling us how much more interesting and overriding their own self-aggrandising bullshit is?
Or just respect because they are utterly unworthy of any psychological-defect-specific-snowflake respect?
No.
Either get shit done, or stop volunteering to do shit you are just rubbing your ego-dick all over for as long as possible.

>>3116516
>Either get shit done, or stop volunteering to do shit you are just rubbing your ego-dick all over for as long as possible.
Couldn't agree more.

>>3112449
>In between people I don't hate
Rad

>>3112255

>Intro text

Make a word game thread, where each person posts one word and you combine them all into the introduction paragraph.

>>3116599
That would be going so wrong

>>3116516
>shoulder in
Nah. The guy stepped into a fucking void of disinterest.