Let's have a /p/ cringe thread.

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>it's not soft, it's just the "Leica Glow™!"

The xpan is a shit camera that does almost nothing that modern digital can do other than taking 135 film, prove me wrong.

:3c

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>>3087071
That would be kind of hard, since that's literally all they do.

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>>3087069
babababababa
https://www.flickr.com/groups/hasselbladxpan/pool/

>>3087089
Thanks. I was looking for a new project. Time to crop some images…

>>3087121
Don't forget your presets, lel.

It's just a sticker dude.

>>3087071
b-b-but muh cinematic

>>3087064
>canon strap
>that fucking sticker

fuck u

>>3087064
Isn't that a fuji camera?

>>3087071
You're retarded and never used an xpan

>>3087144
Both Fuji and Hasslebad have an Xpan. Essentially the same camera, but different name.

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/p/ memes suck

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>>3087148
>You're retarded and never used an xpan
What did he mean by this? Maybe you're right. Maybe I have no idea what it's like.
>>3087141
>not owning the best camera strap in the world that isn't detachable
>not covering your syn port with your waifu
Stay mad, normie pleb. It's not like I made this thread either.

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>>3087089
>fugly strap case
>little cutout for the leica logo

jesus

>>3087157
>he doesn't show off his red dot

I came to this board hoping to pick up on some foreign memes but I dont understand anything ive seen so far
you guys got any shitposters?

>>3087064
/r/ing habelsad meme

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>>3087165

I'm a proud shitposter. It's a secret of survival in a very nasty world

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>>3087064
Why?

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>>3087151
>/p/ memes suck

Umm, try again sweetie

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>>3087233
lost

>>3087233
haha where did you find this one?

>>3087064
That strap makes me wet.

>>3087071

go fuck yourself.

>>3087288
go fuck yourself desu

or buy an xpan and prove me wrong poorfag

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>>3087071
>:3c

cringe

>>3087287
That strap is too large and unbalanced for the size/weight of the xpan, not to mention the "professional" designation is pure wankery. All in all it's the icing on top of the cringey cake that is OP picture, although the person who took it probably doesn't have the balls to actually go out shooting with their camera defaced with weebshit like that.

>>3089897
t. never used an xpan in his life

>>3087233
This is a legit great shop

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>>3090052
t. spends more time bragging on /p/ about owning an xpan than actually using it to take photos.

This thread >>3090069