JASON LANIER REDDIT THREAD

>>3079737
oh lawdy, what a fucking tool

>>3079737

poor guy lost it

>>3079737
NOW I GET IT!!!!

Jason Lanier is poopchute's brother

>>3079742
zzzzzz

>>3079737
this is currently the worst photograph I've seen in my entire life.
Worst result combined with the most effort simultaneously.

By the fact the entire sky border is clone-stamped / healing brushed and a fake sky photoshopped in, and that photoshop job on the golf course to make a huge pool of luke-green vomit that doesn't even resemble grass I'm sure someone post-processed this thing for at least 20 minutes.

It wouldn't be as bad if it was a 2 second snapshot with one auto-adjust applied, but no auto-adjustment can mess up so many areas while leaving places like the tree branches and her dress still intact.

No, they had an entire location-scouting, posing and full post-processing just to vomit out this diarrhea of messed up colors and messed up textures.

>Even Reddit hates him
>Fucking Reddit

How shit do you have to be

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>>3079761

This shit.

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>>3079768
that would be a half-decent painting if done in imitation of late 19th century French impressionism desu

>>3079774
No it wouldn't, it would still be department store trash

>>3079768
>reverse clarity slider -100 fucking color globs
It needs to stop. It is immoral what that idiot is doing.

>>3079808
don't think they had department stores in the late 19th century

>>3079829
Liberty has been there since 1875.

>>3079829
>However, the first reliably dated department store to be established, was Harding, Howell & Co, which opened in 1796 on Pall Mall, London
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Department_store

>>3079831
>>3079832
fuck you are unbelievably autistic

>>3079840
triggered

>>3079840
The really autistic thing would be getting angry at people showing you up to be incorrect. Or trying to drum up an echo chamber on social media just to hate on a guy because he called you a fat, shit smeared, basement dweller.

>>3079843
Yeah, no, this reply is the really autistic thing.
So autistic you can't admit to being an autist on 4chan.
Kill yourself.

>>3079737
Even Reddit hates him.
HAHAHAH what a low.

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His greatest work.

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>>3079737
fuck off jason.
your reverse shilling is not working.

>>3079844
Wow you're actually pathetic leave this board

>>3080043
Only after I get confirmation you've left this earth.

>>3079756
You never maxed out the clarity slider in a landscape before, have you?
This is exactly what happens, you get halos around contrasting borders, the more borders, such as branches, or tree lines, the more noticeable.

I believe the photo is real, however the settings are probably...

Highlights (-100)
Shadows (+95-100)
Whites (+85-100)
Blacks (--80-60)

Clarity is easily above 70
It looks like he used a flash directly above camera which creates harsh shadows
He added post-edit vignetting like a fucking retard, at least 30 on the setting.

Orange slider, fucks sake, it looks like it's positive, and the lumination looks positive too.

You get this vomit look specifically when you're a lazy shit and depend solely on global adjustments and not give a shit about the outcome.

Also, two watermarks

>>3079737
What really bugs me is from youtube alone he's probably making enough money that he could hire someone or out source his post production.

>>3079840
no u