What is the VSCO of video editing software?

>>3077839
you better fucking post more of that ass, you little shit

what you are looking for is "LUT"s

>>3077839
Her face reminds me of a female alan cummings.

>>3077871
she looks pretty meh...besides, she has too much ass.

>>3077877
t. micropenis.

Fine ass, but not as fine as her face implies she thinks it is

>>3077884
what's that supposed to mean? what does her ass have to do with penis? not a fan of anal.

>>3077884
>MUH DICK BIX NOOD

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>>3077888
>not a fan of anal

>>3077888
Not him, but he's saying that your penis is too small to penetrate her if you were to do so from behind. He's not aware that there are more positions other than doggystyle so he falls back on the "micropenis" meme.

>>3077892
DR. Patoba
97% of men that want anal sex have a homosexual gene. This was proven in 98% of tests done on 1400 subjects. Once a man has had anal sex with a woman he is 89.7% more likely to follow his homosexual tendencies to find anal sex in more taboo places. This is similar to the study of men that prefer women to have no pubic hair and their tendency to prefer pre-puberty under age girls.

>>3077871
Jesus, i was just about to say that.

>>3077871

It's his cousin, Anal Cummings.

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>>3077895

Someone's never experienced the unadulterated ecstasy of being balls deep in a qt's bald vagine followed by her taught, freshly cleaned (via shower and your tongue) bung hole. How can you even tell she truly loves you if her anus doesn't accept the d?

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>>3077887
its the perfect ass.

muscle insertion and height is just perfect. there are asses that are just glute maximus aka. ball shaped, and everything else is lacking. while our girl here has the right amount of all the muscles involved in making an ass, including the very important gluteous medius, which give the pelvis strength for super intense sex and sensuous grace while walking.

african genes are most def involved.

>>3077871
I don't even know who Alan Cummings is, but seeing as you said she was a female version of him, I'm assuming it's that pommy guy in the tv show about lying, and also in the "DISGUST" meme?
>>3077903
:)))))))))

>>3077917
he's the guy that played darth maul

>>3077893
>when the real t. micropenis comes the fuck outta nowhere to defensively comment about someone else being mocked as having a micropenis
Dude, get off the internet, you're just gonna have a bad time. You know even in 2017 you can still join the church, right? Just reform your life around a new ideology that rejects the goals that instinct and society put ahead of you, like friendship and procreation, and lead an ascetic, celibate life seeking the approval of an invisible sky monster.

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>ywn shibari the fuck out of a jewish qt

>>3077915

I mean it's a fine ass but I prefer the petite yet plump bubble shape myself. And I find excessive confidence void of coyness unbecoming.

>>3077928
thing is there are lots of godly ass shapes.

>excessive confidence makes me upset
are you being intimidated by a woman smiling in a photo? lol dude, get some help.

>>3077931

First, no reason to get salty. Second

>can't tell the difference between ecstatic smile and self-aware, borderline shit eating grin

You might want to read a book on directing or something

>>3077939
>oh noes! this stoned hippie chick at burning man is smiling!
dude lol, its just a girl having a good time and youre all curled up and triggered wtf.

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>>3077945

>defending some random hippie chick on the internet
>can't tell the difference between splitting hairs and being triggered

you...just keep doing your thing, anon

>>3077945
Very green for burning man

/p/ - Assmen

>>3077924
M O A R
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>>3077839
God damn that ass is perfect.

if you wouldn't bang her out you're gay

>>3077871

Her plump rear make my face remind you of a male cummings.

>>3077871
>>3077877
>>3077887
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>>3077939
>>3077952
t. homo as fuck.

>>3077839
the lack of tattoos makes her turbohot.

>>3078125

Whatever you say turbovirgin.

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>>3078270
>Canon EOS REBEL T1i

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>>3078270
I want more of dat puccie.

There is hardly anything more tasteless than bondage with colored ropes.

she's ugly. the photos are bad. stop posting

>>3078296
I'll tell you what's more tasteless: on-camera fill flash when shooting in daylight.

Magic Bullet Looks.
When i was doing corporate video we would slap cheesy "Le Cinematic colors xDD" presets on everything.
Clients loved that shit.

>>3078303
>pleb

>>3078303
>he likes raccoon eyes on his subject

>>3078318
Or maybe I know how to light a subject without splashing them with cold light from a Rebel's shitty flash.

>>3078303
Natural lightfags please go

>>3078334
If you're gonna use flash, don't do a shitty job of it.

>>3078270
>>3078282
Looks like female Howard Wolowitz

>>3078373
>looks like female perfection
ftfy

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>>3077839

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>>3078282
>completely average looking

>still considered far more sexually attractive than most average guys because it's a female

>obviously using that rope-suit getup to pop out her boobs and ass

Figures

>>3077903
but Alan Cummings is Anal Cummings