Does Ken Rockwell connected to the Bogdanoffs?

Forget that.

Have you supported his growing family lately?

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>>3031842

wow who knew he took the bogpill??

wtf im #TeamKen now

>>3031842
Can anyone give me a quick rundown on this Ken guy? I see him in more and more places lately...

>>3031934

Support his growing family, you dirty anti-semite you

>>3031934
help me help you

>>3031934
/p/'s Boxxy

>>3031934

Greatest photographer of our time. When others said he couldn't saturate it, he did.

>>3031842
I honestly can't tell if this guy is retarded or not.

>>3032087
Funny, I doubt he'd have the same problem with you.

>>3032099

Calm down, Ken.

>>3031934
The greatest gear reviewer after the angry photographer.

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Hell yeh boi!

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>>3031934
>Tony Northrup bows to Rockwell
>In contact with Ansel Adams
>Posesses psychic like abilities
>Controls photo communites with an Iron but fair fist
>Owns cameras and lenses globally
>Direct descendant of royal bloodlines
>Bankrolls all major camera companies
>Owns 99% of all optics R&D facilities on Earth
>All new lenses are said to be of his design
>Is said to have an 80 IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in African monasteries
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with him
>He owns next gen saturation codecs being created around the globe
>Rockwell is in regular communication with the readers of his website, to obtain funding of his growing family. His wife was chosen because of her tetrachromat abilities, much like his own, allowing them to see colors beyond normal human perception. Their offspring will be the most perfect photographers ever, becoming the first ever pentachromats.
>He learned photoshop in under a week
>Ken takes all photos. Every professional photographer comes to Ken for their photos, not them
>Ken is 7 decades old, from our understanding. But his childlike techniques in photoshop somehow keep him young through some form of techromancy. This is how his skin looks so tight and shiny
>In reality he is an all knowing being, his website is the encyclopedia and the end all be all of photography. What he says goes, we just hope we're on his side

Also donate please

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>>3032122
>after
fucking end yourself

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>>3031934
He is the only man truly capable of answering your prayers

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>>3032157
thx, really makes you think...
>also, /p/ confirmed for most fucking normie, chan-disconnected board, what was that, like a whole day and 10 other replies to get the most recent, well established pasta posted?

Jesus Christ, WTF is wrong with those two?!

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>>3031842
holy cow its true

we microbrains have been looking at ken rockwell the whole wrong way

>>3031842

WTF I love Ken now

>>3032277
We have more important stuff to do than rehashing braindead memes, like fighting over test chart scores

>>3031934
legend says that when he was being created god put all of kens skill points into saturation

>>3032277
There are other boards that have a sane person visiting them every now and then. I hang on the other one and just pop by here every now and then.

>>3031934

I would bet a fair amount of money our Fearless Leader has visited /p/ at some point.