What is the best selfie stick a human can buy?

>>2996867
a real one.

what do you mean by
>the best selfie stick
it's a fucking stick
you put your phone on it
don't buy a cheap one becouse it will break, dropping your expensive phone on the floor

That one with a loaded gun in the place of the phone.

>>2996867
I don't know if it technically counts as a selfie stick, but something like a Phase One + sturdy tripod is probably the best a human can buy

>>2996952
could be funny with like a monster hand like Monstersd Inc or a themed area, maybe a halloween themed thingy or a murder scene and the hand is pulling the person to the grave but at that point of effort you'd have another person

>>2996867
Whatever cheap shit the african near the tourist sight tries to sell you.

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>>2996867
Or a shotty pointed at self :/

>>2996867
A katana with a Manfrotto Super Clamp on the end of the blade.

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>>2996867

A girlfriend :(

>>2997094
how do you pull the trigger though
do americans really put automatic timers on their guns

>>2997315
its a clever joke about the liberal cucks in Australia who can't even get around to killing themselves because of sting rays and spiders.

no need to sage on a board this slow btw

>>2997318
I just thought my comment wasn't an important enough contribution to board culture to be bump-worthy
if you actually manage to get yourself killed by a stingray it should count as suicide IMO

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>>2997315
>how do you pull the trigger though
by shooting it

>do americans really put automatic timers on their guns
As an american, that's an interesting idea anon :D

>MFW Based Nikon sells scopes and triggers freedom haters.
https://www.dpreview.com/articles/3408229447/nikon-under-fire-for-making-rifle-scopes

That depends, have they already invented a stick that pulls firearm triggers?