Pro photographer who is insanely drunk on a free bar tab. AMA,

get a load of this redditor.

Your deepest, darkest secret?

And what's your monthly income from photography/what is your typical photo job?

>>2972124
Go home before you make a fool of yourself! Get a LYFT, stop and get some more alcohol and return to this thread once ur comfy.

Drink of choice.

>>2972130
Never used reddit, should I?

>>2972131
I have been with the same woman for 8 years am Im not sure I even like her.
Depends on the month, can range from $1000 to $3000.

>>2972135
Walking distance from bar and although im 12 drinks deep i''m pretty comfy.

>>2972136
Jura

>>2972140
Go home.

>>2972140
>Never used reddit, should I?

we are about to find out.

name your top 5 fine art photographers.

Do you photograph anything that isn't job related? If so, what's your favorite subject?

>>2972140
That was deep, I'm sorry :(

But props to you for making money from photography, very few can make it a profession.

>>2972124
>Pro photographer
>Bought a HUAWEI phone
Yeah, I'm calling bullshit

Totally sober pro photographer. Dont ask me shit.

>>2972143
Fine art, pft what is this? But srsly I like photos but cant name a single photographer i would say I follow online.

>>2972146
I dabble in street, shoot a xpro 1 with m42 adapter for fun but is 100% for fun, never made a dime from it.

>>2972147
You asked the question, I answered it. We all wake up at some point and realize the world is not what we thought it was. I was brought up very religious, was weird when I finally openly said in front of my whole church " you are all brainwashed and I pretty much hate all of you."

>>2972148
Meh, why should I pay $50 a month for a iphone instead of $30 a month on a P9 which I know i can root and play around with easily?

What's your business model?
Classic name-surname photography with weddings, family and portraits or do you do other kinds like real state, night club, concerts, etc...?

>>2972124
is the pentax k-50 a good beginner camera?

>>2972124
how did you lose your virginity?

>>2972153
Weddings mixed with nightclubs when work is slow. Weirdly enough I stuck with a random ass name but its short and simple so it stuck. Have done sports for local teams when asked but will pretyt much do ANYTHING as long as it pays.

>>2972155
No idea, never used it, I shoot canon/fuji.

>>2972157
Been with this same girl since I was 17, been close all through school and finally got together.

>>2972140
>>2972152
>>2972160
No one "insanely drunk" has this good of grammar. Stop acting like a white girl after her first sip of a vodka cruiser, and start getting blind you weak cunt.

>is a freelance piece of shit
>doesnt know shit about photography
>doesnt have the balls to drop the fat cunt
>cant get properly drunk either

kys you boring faggot.

>>2972140
>Never used reddit, should I?

of course, where else are you getting your upboats?

>>2972168
Name a single thing better than freelance: protip, you can't.
Sure.
What?
Yeah if thisisnt properly drunk I dont know what is.. I cant feel my legs.

>>2972169
If this is just another version of "likes" I really dont see why I would always need to seek justification of others. If others and i like what I do does it really matter?

>>2972166
auto correct and auto grammar has ruined us,

>>2972171
>Name a single thing better than freelance

self employed, you rightless pseudo wagecuck.

enjoy being paid 3 months later for anything you do.

>>2972176

I actualy get paid and can pay my rent. I'm not a completed retard so saving isnt impossible and can easily live a year behind payments.

>>2972174
Nope, at a certain point not even autocorrect can help you. Why are you lying to us on an Argentinian poncho weaving forum?

>>2972171
it was sarcasm, my friend