How do I become the most prototypical hipster photographer imaginable?

>Raise the blacks
>white borders
>Instagram
>obnoxious watermark ruining every photo

>>2964283
this
don't forget to use name surname followed by photography on the watermark. people gotta know you're doing this 4 serious. maybe also start an artist facebook page...

>>2964282
I think you are already there.

>>2964283
>>2964284
don't forget to make a photo shoot with your friend who's a minority.

>>2964283
>>2964284
>>2964287
Nah that's just three basic stuff. I'm talking about going balls deep. Most hipster gear, subjects etc.

>>2964291
Hand holding an item, some sort of trinket.
Food.
Steam from a hot drink.
Shots of organic products with soft light.
Close up of kitschy jewellery, worn.
Point camera down at feet somewhere like a beach or on a rock.

Search Pinterest for VSCO cam filter combinations.

I think it'd be fun if we collected a lot of ideas and made a way to randomly combine them.

Overlay a triangle or triangle outline, maybe an infinity symbol. Combine with super faded and crushed everythings.

https://www.tumblr.com/search/hipster It's probably about the same.

Include some "inspirational" words, I think "infinite" might still be a hot word. That's what the kids like, infinity. Take a photo of deep space and double exposure it with the silhouette of someone crying about how infinite space is. There's too damn much of it.

Double exposures aren't done much but if you can hybridize it with hipster aesthetics then you're getting your likes goosed by the probing hand of the hipster crowd.

Tiles, like 80s/90s mall tiles, or bathroom tiles. They have to be shiny and clean though. You don't have to clean your whole bathroom, I wouldn't expect you to, just the few tiles in the frame.

Put a fucking frog in your mouth and hit that with 20lbs of VSCO, but only if you're a cute girl with brown hair. No one else can pull off frog mouth.

All hipster photos aren't pastel, but all pastel photos are hipster. Don't go too genuine, keep it found footage.

Trap a kitten in a book.

Take something that's usually one color, and make it black and pair that with soft pale colors.

White girl wrists. Doesn't even need a tattoo, just the wrist alone is enough. It's like the mouth to kpop fans.

Get in your underwear but don't show off the goods. Keep the lighting intimate and hide the stuff God hates in the shadows.

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My entry.

>>2964318
It just now became apparent that I perhaps have not been sleeping enough.

>>2964296
>I think it'd be fun if we collected a lot of ideas and made a way to randomly combine them.

That's actuality fairly close to what I want to do, but my goal is to create a really redneck/white trash series of images with an over the top hipster vibe.

>>2964538
Show us.