Can we have a /p/ humor thread?

/p/ doesn't have humor.

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>>2953613
there's a little

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>>2953620
>Chubby manlet
>Muscle Gorilla
Kek

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We have some humor

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>>2953625
Jesus you clearly know nothing about fitness at all

>>2953754
He definitely got the gorilla part right.
That pic sums up modern day Germany quite nicely.

We had one just the other week >>2947290

>>2953709
Please don't tell me that's actual fuji jpeg processing

>>2953885
heh

>>2953885
whats wrong with it?

also, jpeg is garbage anyway

>>2953885
the right is actually closer to what the scene looked like
sony makes their jpegs look overly unsaturated to make fuji look bad

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best

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>>2954045
anyone got the "saturated fat" one?

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You know how it is...

>>2953885
It's not that bad. Still oversaturated but nowhere near as "neon."

>>2955424
Same image, same camera, different processing. Morons.

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>>2954045
Remove this. It is disrespectful to the king of /p/

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>>2955432
Well, yes. That's true. Not sure what that has to do with what I said.

>>2954049
oh Leon

>>2955474
kek

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>>2953711
o boi harleyposting thread

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You might find it funny that some people believe most photos of the stars and planets are fake. More and more on /x/ seem to be struggling with the concept of optics and physics.

Screenshot from a current thread:
>>>/x/18272690

>>2955766
I found this more frustrating than funny. Damn these tinfoil hat faggots are dumb

>>2955694
What's the discord invite?

>>2955766
>>2955831
Getting real tired of the OH LOOK FLAT EARTHERS ARE SO WEIRD LMAO meme desu

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>>2956639
https://discord.gg/PnheMRn
godspeed

>>2956660
Harleythr1 is back :D. I've become a lot less of a degenerate now

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>>2956701

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One more renaissance Bass

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>>2953709
>>2953885
>shooting in jpeg

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>>2953513
>go to shitty community college because poorfag
>have to take an art elective
>choose photography
>professor is old a shit film photographer teaching a digital course and has no idea how to use a digital camera
>whenever other students have a question on a camera menu setting he directs them over to me rather than answering the question himself
>leaves the fucking sensor on his D700 exposed without a lens or a cap to cover it
>time to show the rest of our class what we shot on assignment that week
>try to open my pictures on his computer
>doesn't have a program that can open raw files
>old fart doesn't even know the difference between raw and jpg
>mfw

dropped that class pretty quickly

>>2956750
Enjoy your wasted resources and F grade

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/r/ing the Vanish Pin Position post

>>2956750
why didn't you have a laptop with you?

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>>2955766
Have none of these niggers looked into a telescope before?

>>2956701
Ayy there it is.

>>2956750
hey man i'm not saying you were in the wrong here but get this

why were you going to share the raws

>>2957270
>dropped
*transferred* to a different class

>>2957326
tried to convert them but he said we didn't have time so I just shared some other stuff

>>2957333
I'll admit it's the one thing that class taught me. Other students were bitching that a photography teacher had no program on his computer that was able to display raw files. The guy is in his 80's, teaches at a college, and doesn't even know how to attach a word document to an email.

>>2957452
>acts surprised that an elderly teacher from the film era has issues with technology
>expects the teacher to love RAW
>somehow it's the teacher's fault for not keeping software with up to date RAW profiles on his PC
>at a school which teaches digital photography but doesn't have Photoshop/ACR
>doesn't shoot fucking RAW & JPEG because durr hurr I'm a poor student
I dunno m8, to me it kinda seems like maybe you're the problem there. The teacher really doesn't need to know much beyond these following things:
>Shutter Speed
>Aperture
>ISO
>X Sync speeds
>Focusing
>Composing
>giving constructive criticism to entitled shits
In the future, you'll learn to do things the Reuters way and shoot RAW & JPEG.

>>2957454
that's all well and good, but my point is that if you're teaching a digital photography class, you ought to at a minimum know how to use a computer, email, and answer basic questions about digital cameras

>>2957466
true

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FROGNOS FO TO
DOT COM

>>2954047
ayyyyyyyy you browse dvach???? I was OP that thread!!

>>2953620
>Trevor Noah was a Hell's Angel
huh, who would've guessed?

>>2957466
Maybe you should teach the class then.

MAYBE get this, you should stop being a faggot and scream in class until someone listens to your concerns. Get a refund m8. Don't give your business to a college who doesn't care about these things.

>>2953620
So much awkward in one picture. I love it!

>>2953885
It was probably the Velvia sim or something if that is OOC

>>2956750
isnt the d700 a dslr

theres a mirror before the sensor.

unless he was doing an exposure for the rest of time, i think hes ok.

>>2957490
Damn I thought this was shopped until I reverse image searched

>>2956705
requesting the post that says "you can't just slap the golden ratio on any picture"

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Stole this from another /p/hotog. Wish it was higher-res, though.

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>>2958168
>posting spelling errors

>>2958168
I really need to redo this one of these days with a proper font.

Sony.

>>2958221
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>2958221
In tears right now

>>2957272
Oh yeah. I think that was a Burt thing, wasn't it?

>>2958480
>>2957272
You mean the vanish pin position spanish inquisition juxtaposition? That was a good one.

>>2957272
arent you supposed to be dead or something

>>2957524
Пoшeл нa хyй! Двaч eмy, блядь.

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>>2958161

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>>2955694

>>2955474
Fucking 87 Topps. This was aces.