>long story short
>under a lot of stress rn with a lot of deadlines
>have no fucking idea how to photoshop
>if you could ease my general stress before i get 'sacked' as...someone just told me :(
>things to do
>door needs to be changed to red
>the line leading down to the general lawn/lane needs to straightened (it's crooked going down)
>grass greener (realistic still), house whit(er?), and general beautification as per your taste
PLEASE HELP IT WOULD MEAN THE WORLD TO ME PLS PLS PLS
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>>2914591
>door needs to be changed to red
Why, was it painted in the mean time? Is the photo outdated but you don't have the time to take a new one?
>the line leading down to the general lawn/lane needs to straightened
>grass greener, general beautification as per your taste
False advertisement?
>Powershot G9 X
Shit camera AND no PS skills? Kill you're self my man.
Did you at least shoot this in RAW?
>>2914597
I didn't take this photo. LOL.
And noooooo, it's not for advertisement. And no, this is a current photo. This is for cover photo I will be creating for FB to reflect their general aesthetic. You don't have to make the grass green, if you don't want to. I just wanted the door to be red, just so the house stands out more. That's what I was 'ordered' to do. This isn't for real estate, this is literally someone's house, and that's how they want the photo. Also, we have shit weather here so it's a pain getting a proper photo with weather like that- the grass has been 'fixed' and even the line leading down the road has.
PLEASE HELP.
>>2914591
maybe you shouldnt have told your boss you could photoshop a photo for him
>>2914604
No, I didn't say I could. She just assumed I fucking could....she's a bitch.
here you go anon!
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>>2914591
Download lightroom cc trial.
Install it, then use the healing brush to get rid of the darker spots of grass along the right of the road (simple pointing and clicking, try both heal and clone to see which is giving you better results). The uneven grass is what's making the driveway look crooked. Do the same for the red orange bits under the bush to the left.
Next pick the adjustment brush. set the exposure to the biggest negative number you can (this is to help you see what you're selecting, you'll change it later) and paint over the house. Holding alt will let you change to the erase tool. It might take a little bit, but get as good of a selection as you can. Play with the white balance and tint to get the effect you want (which is more than kinda stupid because this is a golden hour shot)
After that, it's just a matter of using something like Photoshop or GIMP, doing a selection of the door, then changing color (search "how to change color of selection [program you're using]"
You got this homie. The selections are the hardest part.
>>2914603
>I didn't take this photo. LOL.
Stopped reading right there
>mfw
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>>2914591
Try /wsr/ for photoshops.
Failure builds character, OP.
Just don't do it. And stop begging like a bitch.
>>2914618
Failed much?
>>2914619
Seeing as his advice is "just don't do it", he's pretty clearly too much of a chickenshit to even try.
this what you mean?
give me your full days pay and you can have this one
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>>2914591
Here you go anon
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>>2914620
It either isn't in OP's job description, or he bullshitted his way into a job and is looking for others to pick up his slack.
Either way, he should be fired for calling his boss a bitch and asking others to do what he is getting paid to do.
>>2914619
Well I was homeless when I was a teenager, so yes. My life is all the better for it now, in many ways.
Handouts taken along the way: 0
>>2914631
You know that little white speck on top of chickenshit?
Yeah, that's chickenshit too.
>>2914637
It's all starting to make sense now. kek
>homeless
Did you sleep on your mate's couch because you got kicked out by your mum?
>>2914638
Like being too chickenshit to stand up to a boss that's too cheap to hire a graphic artist?
Crawling to 4chan and begging for handouts is really brave...
>>2914643
>implying you know OP's situation
>implying OP has a job description that excludes photomanipulation
>implying getting fired and not just doing whatever to keep your needed income until you can get a better job is "brave" and not just stupid
>implying it doesn't take bravery to swallow your pride to resolve a situation
>implying anyone should listen to you about anything
Yeah OP, go tell off that boss of yours, then enjoy the fallout of getting fired with cause.
>>2914651
>being in a fireable position
He already said he was if he didn't do this. In other words, he can't do his job. Putting yourself in this position is not very bright.
If it is just a matter of the employer making assumptions, he should have said "I'm sorry, I can't do that for xyz reasons" like a responsible person. Instead, he's wasting his employer's time and literally outsourcing his work to 4chan.
4chan, Anon.
>>2914642
You want me to brag about how homeless I was?
Kek
>>2914630
WHOEVER THIS IS
BLESS YOU
And OP is a 'she' not a 'he'
Thank you so, so much.
Wow,Ya'll immature b**ches
>>2914666
Lol, did you even look at it?
>>2914660
>brag
Yes please, you do it about everything else.
So you are a born again successful person. Like the reformed alchoholic that smiles and shakes his head at the homeless wino. "Hey buddy what ya shoulda done..."
I'm going to add smug to arrogant and condescending.
On a lighter note did being homeless help with your wildlife photography? Lying in a ditch for hours on end isn't easy.
>>2914685
Yeah, it's small af, which is fine but BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK. That was literally all I needed. Thank you anon!!!! Also, I am not working for a big fucking software company or anything so it doesn't matter. That's what the bitch wanted.
Also, pls stop arguing about stupid shit everyone. Thx.
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>>2914687
>I'm going to add smug to arrogant and condescending
Right back atcha friend, except I'll add hypocrite to the list.
Here you go, dickweed. 2 minutes of my time.
Your pleb boss will enjoy an oversaturated pseudo-HDR mess.
Never succeed.
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>>2914761
You are amazing.
Thank you so, so much.
*faith in humanity restored*
this made my day. thank you everyone
>>2914800
>hypocrite
Don't feel bad about accepting handouts in earlier life. As long as you say please and thank you it's ok. We all need a little help now and then.
Now if we could find a way to make America great again everything would be fine and dandy. I'll chant USA a few times to see if that helps.
>>2914848
Oops, forgot: Also don't feel bad about pretending to be femanon to appeal to the white knights.
;)
>>2914863
Hmmm... the requested results did appear after the femanon reveal. You could be onto something.
If she/he asked /wsr/ they would have just done it (better).
anon delivers. now OP must tits.
>>2914875
Just make sure it's JPG format, smaller than 1 MB, and/or about 1000 pixels on the longest side.
You better be a chick
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>>2914923
you're bad at cloning homie
>>2914597
You my friend are a fucking imbecile.
>>2914926
you get what you pay for
>>2914666
>52 KB, 250x167
>BLESS YOU
>Thank you so, so much.
Well that backfired on me
JPGs suck to edit, and honestly, this is just asking someone to polish a turd.
Also, >>/r/
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>>2914612
Tip: Select with quick selection tool and fine tune with lasso around the general area, then hit the "Refine Edge" button up top and slide up edge detection.