Incoming weirdness. It's all about dem Crowns. [EXIF data

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I once did a thing with stuff.

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mmmmm.... nummy crowns.

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moar crowns.

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Crown Luv!

>>2881484
Because you're dying from alcohol poisoning, motor function is one of the first things to fail.

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I know its not sunday but suck a dick anyway.

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>>2881492
>alcohol poisoning
lol.. I wish.
at least that's quick.

should I do another Olympic set?

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go 'lympics!

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>>2881495

So what are you dying of?

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2013 throwback cause I can.

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>>2881498
hopefully old age.
but my neurologist says I'm fucked.

Moar stuff!

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I'm Tom Hanks, biotch!

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eat yer Wheaties.

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fuckin nighthawks.

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2010 throwback.

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>>2881504
ps: that black border is a doorway.. not some shitty border action.
cause I'm a lighting monster.

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lets throw some rules into the mix.

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lol

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instant Africa.

The Olympics stuff is amazing.

Pskaught tier.

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this is what I'm workin on now.

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>>2881515
Drew.. you just made a whole decade worth living for.
Almost everything I know about photography was learned here at /p/.
You guys are.. and have always been.. my main inspiration.
The knowledge floating around here is priceless.
The /p/ hivemind has more to offer than it knows.

/p/ - its not just for breakfast anymore.

>>2881495
the fucking cookie

I can't even

oh god I just noticed the eagle too

god help me, I actually like somebody's stuff on /p/.

>>2881484
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

Just wait a second.

I thought you were dying?

Didn't you give us your last goodbye like 6 months or a year ago?

>>2881495
>should I do another Olympic set?
Yes.

Also, does anybody have the Neutral Milk Hotel/Bass edit?

>>2881529
Yeah. Too many MRI's are saying bad things about my brain & spinal column.
I figure I'm just gonna wing it until I drop dead.
No sense worrying about it.
*spoiler alert*
Everybody dies in the long run.

>>2881510
Ok this one made me laugh harder than it should. What the hell is going on in this thread/with this tripfag?

>>2881534
Please allow me to introduce myself.
I am Bass.
Resident drunkard & bigmouthed asshat.
I am the bad example you've heard about.
Don't listen to anything I have to say.
You'll probably get into some kind of trouble.

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I used to be cool.
once upon a time.

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fuck yeah..

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mmmmm... crowns.

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pong

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lift dem weights

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sward fite-in

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my fuckin eye!

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throw da ball

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Whos this coming down the ramp?

GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY,
GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY !
ITS BASSACKWARDS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsOF_e18N3o

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a quick lesson #1

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class dismissed

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all the rules are meant to be borked.

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I am the revolutionary figurehead you all yearn for.
Bite the never ending fattle for dreedom and trustice.

or something.

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So this is what a mid life crisis looks like

thread of the year

Bass you better do a 2016 olympics set

>>2881557
not really.
its actually much weirder.
when was the last time you threw a burrito at someone in anger?
yeah.. I can't even begin to explain it.
you'll understand when you start getting old.

>>2881563
I think I might. its actually a lot of fun.
a bit costly... but fun.

>>2881568
I'm just fucking with ya bass. Keep on keepin on my man

>>2881568
How is your brain doing lately Bass?

>>2881568
Bass, were you the one who copied that Tom Hanks portrait?

/r/ing the gif of Bass as the captain of the Deadiest Catch crab boat, as he pilots the boat into the storm and drowns all the lesser trips.

>>2881634
Fuck. Apparently I'm blind. >>2881501

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>>2881637
As requested

>>2881642
>poor sloth

I honestly miss that squirrely little pol.

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The prodigal son returns, welcome back brother.

Rio 2016 set pls.

>>2881666
So glad somebody still has that. I did that years ago, and I was decently proud of the texture and the colors, but I never backed it up and lost it.

>>2881642
>iggy gets hit with monster wave
>falls overboard
>the crew can't rescue him
>his lifeless body falls to the ocean floor to be ravaged by crabs
>he's never able to finish the 2015 book

>clinging to the past
>on a mongol crabfishing forum nonetheless

It's almost like all those times you were called a pathetic loser a few years back were done with crystal ball levels of prophecy.

am newfag to /p/
Can someone give me a quick rundown of all the infamous trips from this board

>>2881486
parkinsons? I'm sorry man
>>2881495
10/10

Oh god,

pls Bassackwards, make it to Rio 2016! I promise you only one robbery by gun held and zika only in the last week of your stay!

>>2881718
/r/ring picture of bassackwards with a pointy zika head

#Bring_back_the_old_p_cruelty

>>2881714
As for bass read >>2881537
He's a pro shooper.
His giraffe shop is popular internet-wide

isi is the /p/ equivalent of Gollum from LOTR

Everyone else left or doesn't matter.

>>2881796
>isi is the /p/ equivalent of Gollum from LOTR
no, thats moopco
isi is more like Samwise

>>2881798
nah, moop comes under "doesn't matter"

>>2881802

One rung higher than Anon.

>>2881796
> isi is the /p/ equivalent of Gollum from LOTR
10/10 m8

>>2881840
Careful with the laughter, you're basically isi's Déagol. Weak and pathetic. Remember when you shitposted a lot in her threads, then she caught on and ripped you a new one so hard that you removed her from your friends list?

Everyone that witnessed it does. =^)

>>2881841
that's not why I removed her but sure, whatever makes you happy man

>>2881537
>"Don't listen to anything I have to say"

No, you're Bassackwards and not Sugar

>>2881842
Oh, was it because she mocked you for being the whipping boy of a circlejerk?
Yeah, I can see why that would make you upset, cuck.

>>2881850
nope, not that either
You seem a little too obsessed with all this

>>2881851
What was the reasoning then, dear cuck? Was she just 2mean4u?

>>2881853
>

>>2881853

>arguing as anon

Absolutely no balls.

>>2881856
I'm not isi and I think he's a piece of shit, I'm sure he can figure out who I am on his own lmao

haha! yes! another thread successfully turned into an isi argument! you lose, 4chan!

>>2881855
Fuck off omi you lazy fuck, get off your ass and go out and take more photos and stop fucking shitposting all day for once in your shitty life you fuckwit and stop replying to baits you newfaggot

>>2881857
You're either laiN or Ricky, fuck off you manchild and stop stirring drama you lonely asses

>>2881495
>>2881544
>>2881545
>>2881547
The natural positioning of the eagle is perfect in these.

>>2881872
>laiN
I doubt it's lain. I think he's long gone. He's actually got a real world job and shit now.

>>2881872
its not lain lol he's a gc

>get off your ass and go out and take more photos
k :^(

>>2881909
He posted 3 days ago in Tumblr thread

>>2881714

I think Bass is a pretty cool guy, eh makes legendary photoshops and doesn't afraid of anything

>>2881796

Burt, Vincent, Muhmegapickles and d are still relevant and post periodically, also Ospreyanon is breddy gud

Rest of the trips are a shit

>>2881983
>Rest of the trips are a shit
says this guy

>>2881996
The mems are weak in you newling.

>>2882001
says this guy

>>2881532
Yeah, everybody dies.
Classic excuse from smokers and drinkers.
Then when it's too late they realise there are different kinds of death and they chose the really painful drawn-out ones.
I almost, but not quite, wish this on you.

>>2881909
>>2881912
Well, it's not Ricky either.
Of all the shit you people have done to me I think comparing me to that metrosexual faggot German might be the worst yet. Please don't do that again.
And FYI, I'm "working a real job" myself.

>>2882049

The only real job you're working is sucking on deez nuts faggot

>>2882061
What's your job again? It's sitting on your fat ass hoping to get a settlement, right?
The American Dream indeed.

why don't we get back to Bass thread instead of continue with this ridiculous circle jerking? god, you're annoying.

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History of ye olde giraffe photo.

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Why is this in my Bass folder?

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Who are the oldest fags left on /p/?

>>2881841
fuck off isi

>>2881563
>thread of the year
Yeah, a shitty old tripfag reposting photos in a lame attempt to stay relevant is totally thread of the year!

>>2882287
Yep, any the photos in this thread are better than anything else posted on /p/ this year.

>>2882287
welcome to /p/ 2016

• photos go completely unreviewed
• no one gives harsh and brutal critiques
• no one does decent comedy edits
• the general knowledge seems to have fallen
• interest in film photography has finally tailed off
• collabs don't happen anymore
• meets don't happen anymore
• all the big trips have left taking their fury, comedy, oddity and drama with them.

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>>2882281

>>2882295
Then be the change. There are several photo threads on the front page right now getting pushed down by this whiny shit thread.

>>2882295
>no one gives harsh and brutal critiques
The worst part of this is the flipside: Any critique whatsoever is immediately met with whiteknighting or arguing from the photographer.

>>2882299
>implying theres critique posted in the first place
taking shots at a trip you dislike through the guise of critique isn't actually critique believe it or not

>>2882312

Ah, there's that whiteknighting in effect.

>>2882312
Nobody cares about your shit, get over it!

>>2882319
Calm down there, Black Knight, your Depression's Edge Battle Blade needs sharpening after the last battle with The Demon.

>>2881526
My heart flutters. Tonight is a crown night

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>>2882295
>no one does decent comedy edits
oh bullshit

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>>2882479
One single mediocre comedy edit in the last six months doesn't even remotely cut it. Hell, with a little time and finesse, it could've been better.

Back in the day, there was always humorous stuff to save.

Bass I thought you were ill, is everything better now?

>>2882500
and what high-quality comedy edits have YOU come up with lately? you know why this board is going down the drain? because nobody is willing to put in the effort to make it great, and the only people left are whiners like you.

>>2882530
Well, I did that baseball card edit, for one.

>>2882574
He was asking about high quality edits, not mediocre ones.

>>2882596

oldfag checking in to a shitty thread: the baseball card edit was one of the funniest things posted to /p/ in literally years.

take off your nostalgia glasses.

>>2882295
>>no one gives harsh and brutal critiques
>give a harsh opinion
>just get a butthurt response from the photographer
I also can't comment with: Nice [insert theme] snapshit m8. To every bird/landscape/bridge/macro snapshit I see.
>no one does decent comedy edits
I try to do a little whenever I see a photoshop request. However that usually just gets the thread deleted by the janitor.
>general knowledge
I try not to get wrapped up in arguments when I can.
>interest in film photography
I-I care.

>>2882278
Oh, wow! Good times. Many don't know that Bass is quite the romantic and a good human being.

>>2882621
>and a good human being
This.

I remember when poor, struggling sloth was down on his luck. Bass stepped in and bought him a shirt. He's that type of guy.

>>2882609
mediumlengthfag checking in to a decent thread: the baseball card edit was pretty good. not great. but pretty good.

>>288148 I live pretty close to the distillery

>>2882609
I'm not wearing nostalgia glasses. But HE brought up the fact that the image was mediocre, and then when asked what high-quality edits he had come up with he referred back to that "mediocre comedy edit".

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Oldfag test

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only worthwhile thread on /p/ up

>>2885169

>>>/b/

>>2881537
My God. . .
You're real!

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happy to see you're not dead

>>2881516
>this whole thread
OP, what is this degeneracy?
We talked about this, don't you remember?
No more drugs, no cigarettes, no alcohol.
We're going to support Trump and MAGA

Holy shit, Bass - I thought you might be dead! Welcome back m8!

>bumping a bass thread

>>2886698
I second this bump, great to have you back, Bass

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>>2881484
hahahaah what the fuck bass I thought you left

>>2886951
He leaves once a month and people suck his cock like this every time.

>>2886977
Jokes on you. He hasn't been in here at least two months.

>>2886989
If you're here often enough to know that for sure the joke is definitely on you.
And also on the fat alcoholic with the stroke sequelae.