Pet Peeves

>>2836458
chinks will be chinks

>>2836471
dammit carlo

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>>2836482
1DXMII or bust

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>random photo blog
>everything is b/w
>portraits, landscapes, architecture, even fucking food, all in b/w, even if it doesn't remotely make sense
>mfw

>>2836485
What did you reply?

You fucked up, OP. You were supposed to take a photo of them yelling at the geese.

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>>2837603

all i have is this

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>>2836458
Geese are fucking obnoxious bastards shitting up everything and everyone around them. You were lucky they were busy with the little ones, else they would be up your ass in no time. Those chinks did good. Probably saved your life.

>>2837618
This shit right here.

I fucking hate geese. These cunts always block my path when I'm out for a run.

I'd love to punch one of the fuckers right in the face, or better yet grab it by it's neck and swing out of my way.

The little goslings are super cute though, too bad they grow up into canal niggers.

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>>2837643
lol

I feel your pain, OP.

>driving home from weekend out
>see hawk in tree off highway
>pull over, grab lens
>his back to me, doesn't see me
>creep toward him
>get really close
>raise camera to eye
>wait for him to turn around
>he turns
>car horn blaring
>ALLO? ALLO?
>WERE IS ALIFAX?

Some bitch from Quebec. Hawk long gone.

>>2837643
"Take your camera and fuck shit up."

>at a public park around 6am
>think I can escape the students and normies
>my dog on lead
>calm
>cozy
>cyclist speeding past on footpath
>joggers
>other dog owners who don't even seem to own a lead
>dog owner letting her dogs play on public tennis courts
>The Meadows
Not even once.

>>2838505
>*smile* You came the wrong way ma'am, turn back and take the xx highway east, second exit will take you to Halifax.
>that will be two burgers, please
>thank you, goodbye

>>2837603
This. Only you to blame OP

>in Germany
>sunrise in my hotel room
>step outside on the balcony to take photo of the skyline
>whoops I forgot I have this irrational fear of heights
>can't get close to the edge of the balcony at all without feeling physically disoriented
>hang on for dear life standing on the balcony door taking snapshits with one hand while holding on to the doorway with the other
I fucking hate myself /p/

>>2839461
You gave yourself time to think about the height. Just step out there, concentrate on the camera and the composition and take the shot.
I have the same phobia but when I'm set on a goal I don't really think about it.

>>2837643
This single photo sums up Vancouver, if anyone was wandering what its like there