sextoy thread >show/talk about toys you have or toys

>>4305
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>>4305
~4in cock gag
Medium Jewel plug
UTIMI Pocket Pussy (I think that's the brand)
Small dog cock dildo
Small plug
Inflatable Plug
"Analgasm" Plug/Cockring
6in Dildo
Anal Vibrator thing
Not in pic: Holy Trainer V2 Chastity cage

Favorite thing for me is to start off with the jewel plug, then moving to the inflatable and pump/deflate. Then finally use the dildo. Sometimes I use the gag but not that often.

Sometime soon I'm going to buy a bigger steel plug and a bigger dildo.

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We got this recently and it changes my life~ It's kinda too big tho, I didn't think it'd be that long and thick, it seems to be a bit painful for him... We have to go very slow and gentle. It became my favorite in no time ~

>>4308
Is that a feeldoe? Do you manage to use it ok without a harness?

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I've been practicing with this lately, it feels amazing and has really good suction. Usually takes an hour or so with a plug to prepare for it, and a good thorough cleaning before hand.

what type of lube,do you anon use?

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22/f here

this is what i use every day and i absolutely love it.

some of the specs online:

Length: 9.25"
Insertable Length: 6"
Girth: 4.75" at largest point
Width: 1.5" at largest point
Materials: Silicone, ABS Plastic
Special Features: Waterproof, Multi-Function,
Temperature Sensitive, Hypoallergenic, Phthalate Free,
Textured Surface, Smooth Surface, USB Rechargeable
Color: Pink

I see its got the butt hole tickler also

>>4314
Discontinued :(

>>4316
ive had it for a while now so it makes sense
such a shame tho :(

Hoseph please

>>4317
how long did you have it?

If any ladies with bad dragons? Or want to try one?

>>4320
why?

>>4305
Do you have any toys, OP?
I feel I have quite an arsenal, but i'm still working on building it. I'll post a pic later if anyone cares.
2 rabbit vibrators
2 suction cup realistic dildos, one vibrates
Vibrating bullet butt plug
Steel jeweled butt plug
Steel butt plug with white tail
3 jeweled silicone butt plugs in varying sizes
A harness
And a dumb little bullet that takes weird batteries so it's be dead for like 2 years because I don't want to buy batteries specifically for a tiny vibe.
>>4307
I like the weight of my steel plugs, but prefer my silicone for extended use, like out in public.
>>4311
>an hour
How do you even have the patience? I take less then 10 minutes to warm up, I'd lose interest otherwise lol.
>>4316
>>4317
They still sell it on the sites, but it's way more expensive.
http://www.dallasnovelty.com/nasstoys-sex-orgasm-bunny-7-function-rechargeable-silicone-rabbit-style-vibrator-pink/
>>4320
I might get one at some point, but it would be one of the more boring ones. Most of their toys look to pointy to be fun.

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>>4322
those stupid ass lr44s or whatever?

i know what you mean.

-
just got myself one of these badboys

uberkinky.co.uk/square-peg-depth-probe-colon-snake-84545.html

>>4323
had to opt out for the 20 cause the 38 was out of stock

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I guess these are the only things worth talking about in my collection.

>>4321
Curious to hear reviews and want to see more pics and vids of them in action. I've bough them for 2 people and both have decided to not share content after purchasing.

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>>4305
My fave, glass butt plug, three inches wide.

did some you anons ever walk around with your toy inside you?

>>4327
> wow
serv/char/ilvl ?

also nice dildo

pmub

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i dont own any toys but think this is really hot.
if anybody wants to talk about Toying or just see whats up, hit me up
27 m tx 409 Gay/bi
kik Cjalw1

>>4334
Please post nudity

I don't have anything, but I need something to practice anal since that's all I do. (I'm vaginal virgin, my own choice). using fingers and random objects is weird now, ofc it's best to find a guy, but I can't always do that

>>4337
to add to that, could anyone recommend me anything to start with? I'm not experienced with any toys

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Just got these yesterday. Trying them for the first time tonight.
Also have 3 onaholes.

>>4340
how much of that can you take in?

>>4341
I'm about to find out.

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what you think of my not very impressive collection?

>>4343
I love that black thing. That must be intense

>>4344
i would not use word intense, i would say it's pleasurable

>>4345
You just pinch the top, slide it in and it pings open again?

>>4346
thats how it work

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mandatory chance post

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get one you little bitches

>>4342
Waiting for the result.

>>4350
Also, holy damn.. Can you take that?

>>4337
>>4338
anyone?

>>4352
yes
to be fair tho pic makes it look a LOT bigger than it is

>>4354
Im gonna have to know how much of it you can take, and where, anal, oral or vaginal?

>>4355
its 9.7 inches long and i can hilt it ass and mouth

>>4353
Small plugs, beads and lube?

>>4357
is it worth getting a normal sized dildo if I already have anal sex, or is it still better to get smaller toys first? I have lube though, I need lots of it with guys

>>4356
wow.. bet i leaves a pretty gape?

>>4359
nah i cant seem to gape ever. bf is thicker than that toy and said its amazing how i dont gape

>>4358
well, im guessing you're good if you can take guys back there, so a normal dildo would be fine, right?

>>4356
how much experience do you have? I'm wondering because I can't imagine myself being petite taking that whole. it looks quite thick as well

>>4360
really? thicker than a horse dildo, geez, where you from Africa?

>>4361
yeah I guess. just thinking about shape and size I could handle

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>>4323
It takes a N size battery, which are like $2 a battery, and you can't recharge them :/
Dang that thing is expensive though, would be better if you could put a vibe in it.
Have you got it/used it yet?
>>4326
What shitty people, sorry to hear that. Did they at least tell you if they liked them?
>>4327
Holy shit, how long did it take you to work up to that?
>is that guild wars
>>4328
I've walked around my house for a few hours, but have yet to go outside. Maybe I should now that I have a bigger plug.
>>4337
I suggest an anal plug training kit and a dildo 5x5" or a little longer
https://smile.amazon.com/Utimi-Silicone-Vibrating-Rechargeable-Vibrator/dp/B01LAS3C5U/ref=sr_1_4_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1490478014&sr=1-4&keywords=anal+plug+training
https://smile.amazon.com/Naughty-Premium-Silicone-Realistic-Suction/dp/B0190OWRR0/ref=sr_1_3_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1490478492&sr=1-3&keywords=silicone%2Bdildo&th=1
Just make sure you stick to body safe materials like silicone
>>4340
So how did that go?
>>4350
>>4356
Dang, that's only a medium? Maybe if there was a schmedium size i'd go for it
>>4358
I have a 5x5" dildo that I still love to use anally, even though my bf is close to 8x6"

>>4363
nah im from uk
bf is swedish
thickest dick in the game
>>4365
yea its a medium
medium isnt too big imo especially in medium firmness

>>4365
is the dick shaped dildo nice enough to practice oral as well? I have no idea how it feels and how soft/hard it is

>>4366
refreshing to see someone from around my time zone, Danish here.

>>4367
Well this is what I got, it's pretty soft. I don't use it for oral because there'd be no point.
https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B01DGHWWZY/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&th=1
Amazon is great because you can search the reviews, so it shouldn't be hard to find a good dildo.

>>4369
do soft things feel good anally? I found it quite nice when guys are really hard when in there, wouldn't the same apply to dildos? although a bit softer feel better in mouth, so there should be something in between

>>4334
more please

>>4370
It's stiff, but just not like a rock. I think it feels kind of like whisky dick desu. I have a dildo that's harder, but it doesn't have give, which is really important, so I hardly use it.
Dicks have a bit of give, so it's good to have dildos that do as well. I like my silicone plugs better then my steel ones.

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I have a few chastity cages somewhere, but they kind of suck.

>>4370
Kik me: exactlythis

>>4372
sounds like I should have 2 different dildos then. maybe I should just stick to real dicks, but it's weird to do without getting somewhat slutty
>>4374
why, what's there? I don't use kik anyway

>>4373
another horse dildo!

>>4375
Well you should try the softer one first. I can post a video later squeezing it if you really wanted to see how firm it is.
I enjoy it a lot though, and it's a good warm up before anal.

>>4375
I want to contact you. You seem interesting

>>4375
hm, depends on how many different partners you go through to please your ass

>>4325
Wow they are beautiful

>>4377
okay that sounds great. would it be potentially enough to also practice oral?
>>4378
I don't have any undisclosed contacts, so feel free to ask me anything here I guess
>>4379
it's hard to find someone constant because they keep wanting to take my virginity later on and get obsessed

>>4366
you dont have any pics of it in use, or a pic where you simply show how deep you can take it, either by lipstik markings or something like that?

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>>4376
Don't have any good pictures in use, but here's this.

>>4381
ah yes ofc.. do you orgasm from anal alone or?

>>4381
I don't have any questions, but I want to verify your vaginal virginity

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>>4382
i have evidence of butt use but nothing oral

>>4386
damn, got any more of those webms?

>>4384
sometimes, if not I rub myself to add to that or let the guy do it for extra pleasure
>>4385
and how would you even do that?

>>4388
By inspecting the stage of intactness of your hymen

>>4389
I'm not really into sharing that kind of pics with strangers

>>4381
Yeah it'll be good, it's about 6". It hits the back of my throat, and then there's still like 2" not in my mouth.
>>4386
I have a mighty need for those gloves now.
>>4388
Anal orgasms are great, so glad for you that you have them. The few times i've squirted have been from anal. They're stronger then vaginal orgasms for me, and are more full body.

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>>4387
sure
>>4391
yea arm warmers are cute

>>4390
Can you take a closeup and censor anything except of your hymen?

>>4391
good then, I need to step up with my oral skills hah
and yeah, the anal orgasm is nice, but it usually is easier with thicker guys
>>4392
>>4386
that is sexy, your body is similar to mine, I wonder if I'll be able to take that much someday
>>4393
too much work, I'm not here for that sorry

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>>4341
>>4351
>>4365
Kind of late response, but it went well.
Had the purple plug in while I watched 2 episode of anime. Loosened my self up quite well. Then proceeded to have a very fun night.
I only got about 7ish inches up before I hit my inner sphincter. I didn't do a deep cleaning enema so I didn't want to push past it.
I'll work my way up too it.
This was also the first time giving my self an enema.

One problem I noticed. I used water based lube. So I noticed I had to re lube a lot. Especially when I was ramming it in and out a lot.

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>>4394
thanks anon
all you gotta do is stretch it a little. and dont go overboard. stay tight my man

>>4396
wait what... I thought you're a girl...

>>4397
ill take it as a compliment

>>4398
and I thought your body is similar to mine... I guess I just have a boyish body

>>4373
What's that small plug?

>>4399
only one way to find out.. share.. share... share..

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>>4401
only this, nothing more

>>4402
Very sexy! Still wanting to see your hymen though!

>>4399
or mines just pretty girly

probably the latter.

>>4403
thanks and nope, not taking any new pics

>>4402
cute and smooth looking butt, always been a fan of petite shapes, also, how long is your hair?

>>4400
The purple one is an old model Tantus Ryder. The new one is probably better. The black one is some Chinese knockoff.

>>4406
average, I change it quite often. I think it was just tied to a knot for this pic

>>4408
cute, though i think a short cut would fit you as well! what is your bust size?

>>4409
A, really small, not proud of it

>>4410
smaller breasts usually have the best shapes, less gravity to fuck em up you know

>>4411
yeah well I'd still like at least B's, but oh well

>>4412
hmm, im sure they are still good looking though.. and you're not gonna show more pics, not even with clothes on?

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>>4413
since you want it so bad, you can have this

>>4414
10/10

would get high and listen to Board of Canada with

>>4415
thanks, and I don't do any drugs hah

>>4416
Me neither, you just look like someone who would ve fun to try them with :P

>>4414
oh wow, you really are a 10, seen you on other threads, but wouldnt have guessed you were into anal play

>>4418
hah, well thanks

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>>4305
I don't have a pic of my new dildo, But there's this plus a 8 inch reel feel dildo i bought while in full crossdress costume on a night out in soho.

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(photo taken from my lewd blog, I'm on mobile. Inb4 time stamp)

I own a tail without the plug (I let an ex keep it), and three vibrators. Also a teeny bit of rope. I own a Lelo which is really pretty aesthetically.

Toys I wish I had: pretty limitless here. A new tail, a jewel buttplug, an engraved buttplug, an njoy (metal dildo thing), more vibrators (no such thing as too many), anal hook! Anal beads, gspot vibrator, dildos, handcuffs, more rope, DP toys, a collar (for me or my partner).

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>>4420
Also been playing with these with my fleshlite lately.

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>>4305
My girl is about to get violated when she gets home...

>>4423
what are you going to use first?

>>4381
>lets guys put dick in ass
>no dont touch my vagina
Wat

>>4365
The 20? Yes. And boy howdy is that a tickle.

But I can't wait to upgrade.

There just something that makes me crumble when you feel like its going into your stomach. I'm not sure quite how long my colon is, so I don't know if the next one will actually get into my small intestine.

Shits so cash, the banks keep it as the reserve currency

>>4425
can't get pregnat that way

>>4380
They indeed are, however I need to get myself something squishy and definitely much longer in the near future. There isn't that many things you could do with these things, certainly not alone.

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Bump. I finally took a pic of my toys.
>>4423
Man I really gotta get started on my bondage gear collection.

22/m
What's a good place to order from/range to look at for a first toy? Just a simple dick shape, nothing too complicated.
I'm already used to playing with my ass, so it doesn't need to be really small.

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These are mine. I'm pretty happy with the amount, but I'd like better quality nipple clamps in a design that doesn't seem to exist.

>>4431
Amazon is where I get everything from. It's easy to sort by length, features, ratings, and whatnot.
Here is the 6x5" I have, I enjoy it quite a bit.
https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B01DGHWWZY/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&th=1

>>4334
still bumping to hopefully see requests of this thing - your skin is so nice!

>>4432
is that a pump,i see there?

>>4435
It is. For some reason, it's always what people notice.

I don't own any sex toys, but I do have a question:
Why if a girl owns a dildo or vibrator, it's considered normal, innocent fun, but if a guy owns a fleshlight, he's some sick dungeon dwelling perv?

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I've got a few.

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>>4438
And this.

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Hey guys, complete anal virgin here.

Where and what should I start on? also is this normal?
I tried a finger today because I felt like it, and it was not a good feeling, kind of felt like i was constipated, is this normal for beginners? and does it get better?

Also what's the hype about bd toys, do they feel really good? Also what bd toy should a beginner try out first?


Sorry for all the questions, lol

http://dangerouslilly.com/toxictoys/

Important.

>>4440
I wanted to chat online can we chat meet me on my Skype id Rajm03

Does anyone here have hemorrhoids or an anal fissure but still like to do anal play?

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>>4437
I feel a lot of it stems from the fact that a lot of women don't/can't have orgasms on their own, so they're just trying to cum. Whereas guys don't usually have that problem.
>>4440
I've been doing butt stuff for 5 years and it still feels like I have to go to the bathroom, so idk but it might get better for you. Start with lots of lube, or the thickest spit you can manage, like deep throat, porn star spit.
Start with something slim and smooth. There are a million 'anal beginner' dildos, look up dildos on amazon and you can choose 'beginner' as a feature. Or get an anal training kit; they're slim dildos that get thicker/longer as the size goes up.
The bd hype is just us pervs who like the idea of getting rammed by a dragon. They're just like any other fetish toys, but high quality and you can have cum tubes put in them.
I'd think one of their less fantastic toys would be a good start. I'd go with ones like Blaze, Pierce, Echo, or Terra. Something that still looks human enough, def not chance right off the bat.
>>4441
Yep. No one seemed to notice my toy safety thermometer. :(

>>4444
That makes sense, but a sex toy is a sex toy. Kind of fucked up that men get stigmatized for it. I'm not arguing, just venting I guess.

>>4437
Men are evil sex addicted demons that if they can't control it only see women as a toy to be used?

>>4445
edit: A vibrator makes sense in that regard, but a dildo is literally just a fake dick, so aside from the instant feedback and adjustment a girl can have from using a dildo, it's pretty similar to just regular sex.

>>4402
Can I orbit you? That's the cutest little butt.

>>4444
I don't think that's the case at all.

It's more because female sexuality is celebrated as pure and innocent fun, while male sexuality is sick and rapey.

Source: I had a friend with benefits that was into some crazy shit, all kinds of toys, was a furry, was into fisting and loved anal, but when she saw the fleshlight I had she was disgusted for some reason and said it was gross and weird.

>>4305
I like how there's an array of gnarly dildos and the obvious coke can is what's blurred.

>>4337
>>4338
>>4353
>>4358
I have a ton of experience with anal toys. I know a lot of the good brands, the best shapes, stuff to be aware of, etc.

I can point you out some really good toys in a variety of materials on Amazon or Babeland if you're interested. Too many to list here.

I have KIK / Snap / Skype.

>>4450
Not sponsored by coke, they painted the cans gray in later pictures.

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kik is cherryglo

pmub

Not mine (I have it hidden away and can't be bothered to open the box just to take a pic and tape it back up again) but I have one of these.
https://youtu.be/-MX6Q_tmMok
Mine's a manufacturer defect or something because it's 90lbs instead of 85lbs.

Each cheek is bowling ball sized.
In the time I used it it was good but I feel I need a table or counter or something to put it on to prop it up because my bed made it sink down too much.

>>4343
How do you use the black thing?

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love this vibrating cock ring

thread is dead

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my fav sex toy. 155cm TPE personal companion...

>>4414
you're the chick with the nice tattoo on your chest right?

>>4457
it's a buttplug, i wear it about two days a week

>>4329
Spinebreaker, priest, lvnick

>>4462
yeah, why?

>>4461
Show it in action.

>>4461
how much was that?

>>4392
What does the fake cum feel like, can you feel it inside you? I'm really interested in doing this with a BD

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>>4467
$1750
One of three I own, plus extra heads. Here's the same doll, diff head

>>4466
You mean like running down the street, trying to get away?

>>4470
LOLO

>>4468
no joke, you cant feel it erupt if thats what youre wondering.


personally i dont like it, cause i dont like the complete mess. but unless you have 3 or 4 towels laid out, you wont want to deal with the cleanup


that and when it dries it feels shitty.


but it is one of the most slick water based lubes ive ever encountered.

>>4472
Interesting, maybe it's just not worth the hassle then. I always imagined it would feel pretty good and maybe a little slutty.

Have you tried the silk lube or w/e it's called?

Any onahole recommendations?

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LELO sex toys are the best. Got mine in now.

>>4473
have not. sliquid is my lube of choice.

as a lube dispenser its great, if you feel that kink and have more than an hour to get into it its great.

but bd is something you have to work up to, if you can take anything bigger than the/a small at first go, i worry.

but w/e, i dont judge. unless its poopy. even with a good clean, poopy can ruin the moment

pmub

>>4475
can you cum hands free

b ump

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>>4476
The small seems about the same size as my dildo now, I think medium is the biggest I'd ever go..

>>4436
Probably because it's the most uncommon.

I've always wanted to mess around with a girl who pumps.

>>4480
i got myself a med rex, and its a struggle.


its like 1/3 of an inch more than my bumbum can take.

>>4432
Ho <3

>>4392
Saved. You should make a series.

>>4480
that an nice ass

>>4386
Juese fucking Christ that was hot.

Im a dude and I own a magic wand because my ex told me to get one and its the best thing ever

>>4487
Daigon Alley?

>>4483
Shh.

>>4487
so highly recommended?

>>4488
yeeeeah

I'm thinking of buying an aneros guys

I really want to try anal, but I feel that outright buying a buttplug or a dildo would lead to my parents eventually finding it and I don't want that conversation anytime soon

Do you have any suggestions for a total beginner? Thinking of going to a sex shop this weekend to get one.

b ump

Just learned about a site called Sexy Liberation. They're basically dedicated to giving out sex toys either cheap or free.

I ordered 2 butt plugs for free, a lipstick bullet vibe for free, a Magic Wand for $30 and some lube. It was all $47.45 total.

I am most pleased.

>>4493
>giving out
Not really, they're making profit. They buy cheap shit off AliExpress and then sell it. For example, even their "free" plugs are overpriced as they ask $2 to ship each one of them, even though you could buy them off AliExpress with free shipping for ¢60. The same applies to the rest of their catalog.

bum p

>>4350
i recognize that desk from /b/

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Guessing their purpose shouldn't be too hard.

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>tfw I can't assfuck my self every night
Why do I have to poop from there?

>>4499
what?

>>4497
Can you post a picture with a rule or something for scale? They seem huge to me.

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>>4501
They aren't too big, in diameter they range from 5mm to 12mm. The biggest I was able to go with was 8mm as I couldn't get the 9mm one past the head.

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>>4502
Finally someone that gets it

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>>4503
What's there to not get?

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>>4504
People freak out about it.. But it feels so good

That webm is fantastic

>>4505
I've tried it but it did not feel good at all. Suggestions for beginner?

Want to do some buttplay tonight, any stuff you guys can recommend for getting into it, any little routines you guys go through? I've heard alcohol helps people get in the mood so I'm knocking back a few drinks.