/out/ dating

You should have said
>coffee first
>then maybe a hike
That way you could have bailed if you didn't jive.

how did this get arranged? online? family/friend?

>>998871
You are going to fart in the car, it is going to stink, and she will never talk to you again

>>998871
Go to coffee first to see if you guys click.

Don't get suited up, just wear regular walking clothes.
Remember to deo up before you go because you'll stick after walking. Don't even bother with cologne because that and deo doesn't mix.

Don't wear a jacket or anything heavy because it'll make you sweat more. Wear walking shoes because you don't want your feet to hurt.

THINK OF SHIT TO TALK ABOUT BEFORE YOU GO OUT. Seriously.

Other than that you should be good.

>>998905
This.
Always keep your window open in case.

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>>998871
Ladies are all about the tubbies these days. Give her some tubbies and all will be fine.

>>998919
>coffee first
Lel probably this

>>998871
Don't piss her off too much otherwise the drive home will be the longest and most awkward 45min of your life.

Or you could be a gentleman and pay for her super expensive Uber.

>>999143
Is this tubbie anon?

If so, can you make an imgur or something with all of the pics? Pls???

>>999156
Sorry, not tubbie anon. Just carrying the tubbie torch for the holy cause of tubbie-posting.

You have a conversation and get to know each other.

>>999168
/thread

>>999154
Or tell her you have to pee and then fuck off innawoods

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>>998899
she likes walking

>>998900
ready to smile? Craigslist.

>>998919
Don't own a suite (we are on /out/) or a tie in fact. I'm taking my two dogs, she said she likes walking, it's a pretty level walk along a river where our local city use to make cutlery (Sheffield Steel).
I will not fart in the car.
The talking thing is the main problem, I grew up in a swimming pool not talking to people, or in the countryside not talking to people, or nursing injured animals back to life, and, not talking to people. I say the wrong things.

>>999143
So they have gone off dead rabbits? When did this anomaly accrue? Bitches loved dead rabbits!
>>999154
I'll take a flask, and yeah, the drive home.
I have until Friday to cancel right.

Again conversation, I, i'll just ask her about her life.? I make phet, heroin, build and run treasure hunt websites and give money away and drive HVG for a living. Kinda boring illegal stuff.

>>999277
lol, I almost did this the other week. It wasn't a date, she was a friend.

You have calmed my nerves, a little, the more I talk about things the easiery they get, another thing is I do not do planning, I have never made a plan in my life. I asked her yesterday if she wanted to go today, I don't class tomorrow as planning. But she replied with "next week". Now I have a week to think...

Where the fuck do I buy tubbies from?

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>>999143
AHHAHAHAHAH Anon i did not expect that much /out/ism

>>999158
One day I dream of carrying the tubbie torch.

>>999370

https://youtu.be/vj9oCSu9yYk

>>999143
Fucking topkek. What size are those? I. Gonna order a couple and custom male a death metal 1.

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>>999158
Tubbie-posting. Lol. This is now a teletubbie / out thread

>>999304
>Craigslist...

$5 says OP's genitals get turned into a lampshade...

>>999650
Thanks for the vote o' fucking confidence.
But she had celiac disease so I think I could take her.

>>999642
10"

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>>999690

>>999690
Guess i fucked up and got an 8". Oh wel

>>999304
You gonna be murdered but if you don't:

Walk, small talk, rest, sit next to her close, she blows you in the woods. Best case scenario.

Where the heck do people even find girls. I'm so wrapped up in work and stuff idek where people go these days to find an SO

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>>1000187
I feel ya on that. If you don't work with lots of single women, don't pick chicks up at the bar, and aren't in school, shit is rough.

Start drinking a lot of coffee, coffee grills love me for some reason. Or go on the internet.

>>998919

Don't over deo, I hate it when I walk past a man and he fucking reeks of axe or something and it is a very common complaint we women have against men. If you are doing really intense exercise or its very hot then everyone is going to smell a little by the end of it
Just a gentle hike should not set your body oder off. Have a shower every morning and evening and wear unscented deo and you should be fine.

>>1000184
Cool shit, we shall see, Monday and counting.
>>1000187
Been retired two years, I'm 33 but need to get back to work I guess. "find girls" is your problem.
>>1000441
Cheers fag/out/ unless you're genuine.
I don't smell in general, kinda lucky. I think all the swimming as a kid, the chlorine must have burnt away a lot of dna while growing up.

We exchanged numbers yesterday so feeling a little more at ease.

In the UK it's harder to kill a person and get away with it.

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>>1000448
forgot pic

>>1000187
Get some group hobbies. Rock climbing, join a cycling club, etc. There are plenty of /out/ ways to meet a grill that don't require the drudgery of online dating apps.

You said the date was today. How'd it go? Greentext that shit.

>>1000949
I gave myself mercury poisoning a few months ago, I was batshit insane but I never made things up, hallucinated or herd voices.
wtf are you on? Because I can not see where I said that.
It's on Friday.
>>999304
>I have until Friday to cancel right.
I doubt this thread will be up till then unless the tubbies keep it alive. If they do, well; fuck me they will probably get their own board along side /mlp/.

I'll try get pictures but I'm no creepshoter.

>>1000448
>retired at 31

Just tell her jokes the whole way. I get the feeling she will laugh at all of them.

>>998871
> craigslist

OP gotta get a free surgery!!!

>>1000082
Nope, I was mistaken! They're the 8", so you're good.

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Yo wtf is this shit

Good luck OP, hopefully she's competent


Everyone girl in early twenties is fucking retarded here in northern California, they're all busy being stoned and poor

>>1001386
a plant

>>1001386
Looks like Indian cucumber.

>>999304
>I make phet, heroin,

Just a dab of your produce You wont have the quantity of words but possibly the quality.

>>1001495
>I make phet, heroin,

EDIT

Just take a dab of your produce You wont have a problem with the quantity of words but possibly the quality.

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>>1001386
This >>1001489
Touch it and if it's ready it'll shoot it's load everywhere. I don't think it's advisable to eat them though.

>>1001495
>>1001509
It was suppose to be past tense, but yeah I made it to just see if I could, but a friend did ask me to make the phet, once I had made it, I just showed him how to do it and he brought all the equipment off me.

Well fuck me everything is looking up. Got a job today as a swim teacher, off topic but, FUCK YEAH!! NO MORE DRIVING! but back to self employment.

>>1001395
Thanks man, she works in mental health and I think she's 32?
Suppose I should learn her name, i'll get on that now.

>>1001541
>32

She must be getting desperate. Pump and dump

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>>1001572
I'm 33...
I fail to see your point.
I'm not the usual degenerate that lurks 4chan, I should hope most of /out/ aren't.
Saying that I did post the add on CL, and she reply two weeks later.
I'm taking myself into sounding like a /out/istic cunt.

>>999687
LMAO

>>999643
why so many tho?

>>1001589
Where is that? Looks rather familiar.

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>>999687
You mean that good old "I have celiac disease" serial killer trick? You cant trust everything OP.

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>>1001589
>I'm not the usual degenerate that lurks 4chan
Mate, you cook speed for living...

>>1001589
>most of /out
>not degenerate
Boy, do I have news for you...

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>>1001624
>>1001625
I love you guys!

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>>1001615
On top of the North East side of Kinder in the Peak District.

>>1001617
lol, she does have a kinda look about her, but she looks pale and thin. I do not think there is any course for concern that I may lose body parts on Friday. The UK is a kinda nice place.

>>1001624
I did cook speed for a living. Did.
Also it's fucking hard to make, a lot harder than meth was.

>>1001625
>>1001636
Really? I though everyone on /out/ actually got out and about? Least once a day? Just for a walk? Nicer people? You all seem nicer anyways.

>>1001899
Judging from the posts I've read here only a small percentage of /out actually leaves the house. The rest just wish they did and are more than willing to offer you some questionable advice they read on the internet.

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>>1001929
Ok, well I was planning on writing on /qst/ and doing a kinda treasure hunt on there with teams from around the world.
But I could do local ones for individuals of /out/??? All I need is their location or there about. A local park to start from or street, not their entire address.

I ran a treasure hunt in the Peak District for six months giving away £50 to the winner each time.
After the first one more people turned up, I don't think anyone believed it was free to enter and £50 to the winner, but luckily a geocacher won and he spread the word and by the sixth one there was around 70 visiting the site when the clues went live.

I have bigger and better ideas for the next one I set up.

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Fucking awesome /out/ing today.
She was perfect, fuck I would have even asked he to marry me if she drove and I dare say she would have said yes.

The moral of this thread is "just do it", shitting myself knocking on her door this morning, but as soon as we were in the car it was a perfect day. Until we broke down ten minutes from her house on the return, she had to walk because otherwise she would have pissed her self, I was on the edge, but I got carried back home on the back of a truck and dumped it at the local garage, alternator's gone.

Anyways, peace /out/ brothers and sisters.
CL is the way to go.

>>1003563
congrats anon

>>1003563
You did it, you got out of the ghetto, anon found a grill

>>1003563
Was she not willing to pee on the trail? Did you not whip out your cock to piss in front of her on her shoe to show your dominance

>>1001386
Passion flower

>>1003563
Details mang

Im trying to live vicariously

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>>1003563
So you're a former drug dealer with a shitty car who finds dates on Craigslist?
What the fuck

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>>1003799
Seems to check out to me.

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I only had 1 date like you maybe will have. she was one of the better looking ones too. and we know us only from photos and one phonecall. crazy.

<- this is me

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>>1003566
>>1003715
Thank you

>>1003738
Good ol' 4chan, but no.

>>1003799
I never dealt drugs, It was a Skoda Octavis with 210,000 miles on the clock, the battery light came on when we got back to the car in the peaks, I should have taken us t my house and changed cars I suppose, but hindsight is a magical thing. And yeah, CL I posted and add, she replied two weeks later, I've been on POF for three months and, fuck all. Then this.

>>1003884
I was surprise how good looking she was, looks a hell of a lot like Emily Blunt from Edge of Tomorrow film.

>>1003777
This is not healthy anon.
>10 minutes early so knock on door
>comes to the window "one minute"
>scared because it did not look pretty through the window
>stood outside a little down the drive for two minutes
>front door opens
>closes
>she turns around
>9/10 in my eyes
>5'7"? light brown/gingerish hair, a few freckles, no make-up, dressed correctly
>I love you CL
>shake her left hand (wtf did I just do?)
>walk to the car she sees the doggos
>shitfit of excitement and she gets in, dogs all over her before I've had time to get in
>dog sat on her knee all the way there and we talk
>getting to know each other / awkward questions and silences (we both talk really quietly)
>Get out the car after 50 minutes start the walk
>Within three minutes she is taking photos and we are both just stood in silence looking and listening to the nature around us.
>Walk usually takes and hour, hour and a half
>Four hours later we make it back to the start
>Not smiled that much in years, like 15 years
>I held her hand and supported her on some of the more dangerous parts (1/4 of the walk, everyone's got their own idea of "a walk")
>By the end we were so close I think we both didn't want to let go of each others hand
>Stood side by side in silence
>Smiling
>Listening
>Looking
>Connecting with each other and the world around us

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I was not expecting it, I was not going on this walk thinking I would find a g/f and feel this strongly after 6 fucking hours.
I was really just looking for a walking partner, someone who just wanted to walk once, twice a week. But when she walked out the door, and started talking, home schooled, so not the local accent, well articulated, computer science, cook, I mean good fucking cook her farther owned 5 star Italian restaurants, I told her I cook with microwaves, her fist clenched, but she was smiling, now she works in care for people with dementia.

Pic related, pretty much this but light brown, ginger hair and looks that good without make-up.

Already planned out next walk for Thursday or Friday. Hopefully make it there and back.
Not the perfect end but we were both still smiling.

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Sorry no pictures, I don't really take pictures or like being in them, and her picture where of the river and forest.

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>>1003997
Sorry for the repost picture
Sorry for the rising moon in this one also

That's a cool story anon. I'm happy for you.

>>998871
all you have to do it talk and be as geniune as possible.
worked for me on my first hiking date.
girl is an /out/ist 100% so i'm pretty happy

>>1000187
This, holy shit. I would have had >tfw no gf before I've it weren't for the fact that ever never meet a female I wanted to get to know better.

Need an actual picture of her.

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>>1005520
Sorry, as open and normal as I am, I do not take pictures, I do not have a picture, I will not ask for a picture. There's people out there who don't do that kinda shit.

So yeah we are going walking on Thursday in another more local country park. A walk she picked this time, a lot more tame and flat but still taking the dogs and there's foods at the end.

So I guess this is it, it's been more a small blog, but there's women out there /out/, she wasn't on a dating app or site, she was just lurking CL one day and came across an add I posted, so you never know, she's as geeky and secluded as me (us).
Good luck and get /out/ there.

If all else fails: Pic related, my best ever friend who's 16.

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>>1005554

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>>1005555

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>>1005558

>>1005554
>tfw so close to quads
Yeah but first date with a random from CL, it might be awkward as fuck to ask to take a pic of her.

Steal one from FB instead

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>>1005564
>implying I'm that much of a normy
Don't have facebook, twitter, snapchat & whatever over bollox is out there. POF was the only thing I had, 27 want to meet me, 27 of them were under 4/10.

I didn't put a picture on my CL add.

>>998871
Best of luck OP.

Act yourself. In times of awkward silence, make idle comments / conversation about your environment.

Laugh. Chuckle at funny things. In other words, make light of the situation and have fun! She'll have a better time knowing you are too.

Thats all i got.
Once again, best of luck.

>>1000187
Church.
School.

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>>1005703
Thanks,
and thank you all, also hope you are all posting add on CL now. I know it might be a bit more dangerous in the US.

I'm leaving this thread now but if it's still up on Friday I shall report what happens on Thursday.

I should start taking more photos, these are all 3, 4 years old.

>>1005556
who looks after your doggos while you're at work or hiking? Would love to get my own companion, but I wouldn't want him or her to be left alone.

>>1005873
Get a cat

>>1003993
How's it going with her now? You two still talking and have further plans? This all sounds so nice

>>998871
I'm not saying your gonna get raped but your gonna get raped

>>1000203
dont go on the internet.

>>1000187
weirdly house parties, and allways an easy way to get laid, because people at house parties are relaxed and comfortable because you know people they know, hence the overall message makes friends everywhere

>>1006790
What if you're an adult?

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>>1005873
Havent worked in two years although just started as a swim coach which is only a few hours each evening, I am starting to look for more work though. I'm fortunate to live with well off parents in a barn in the country. Long story short; I was self employed for eight years but the money was all cash in hand so when I went for a mortgage the bank saw no money in the bank so said, fuck off basically, and get a proper job for three years and they will give me one. My farther would buy me one if I asked, but I'm not that much of a cunt, yet, my sister is with a £240,000 house, a car and two kids she can not afford, and didn't really pay for any of it. Oh and a failed marriage and my fathers had to pay her last two ex's of £50,000 each.
Rant over.
I admire you thinking about the dogs while your are at work. Ours are never left for more than three hours usually. My mother has never worked, so, she walks them or there in the garden/field most the day.

>>1005877
This

>>1006763
Second walk today, kissed in the car at then end, turns out she didn't expect it, but fuck it. I'm taking it slow this time anyways. My ex g/f list is a fucking disaster move in the making, drugs, bi-polars, self halmers, three abortions, death, cancer and cheating. Fucking hate women.
We are meeting again for sure, she's into BDSM though, not my thing but I'll give anything a go.

>>1006766
BDSM, a bit more than fucking raped is on the books I think. Can you think of a safe word for me?

>>1006791
kek

Yeah so it all went well, walked maybe 20 miles due to getting lost most the walk, her sense of direction is fucking shocking but it was her walk, I kept my mouth shut but it was a nice walk mainly in forests. Suppose to be a riverside walk... Talked about her BDSM and sex mainly, held hands again a bit. Again kissed at the end and it's all going well.

Well this aint no blog site. So once again /out/ers there is hope.
Peace /out.

Pic from local forest the other week.
No pics of her.

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>>1007806
>tfw maybe I should just hop on CL because I still have no fucking clue what this girl is tryin to do and when I try n just be like "whatever if ur not ready for it then I'm gonna do my thing" she does some shit that brings me back in
Fuck women. I'll probably hit up that m4m section of CL.

And yeah, be careful blogging because the anons who haven't ever touched a girl start getting salty.

At least we are /out/. She used to hate the beach and now we go there 2 or 3 times a week.

>>1007863
Dude you blocked out your face but not the girls?
Thats pretty fucked up

>>1007876
She isn't the one posting on 4chan lel. I don't think anybody here will recognize her.

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>>1007863
Wtf I though bebzy was black. Fuck I've been saying racist jokes and then telling people I have a black friend.

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>>1001624
nice pic

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>>999338
>>999642
Welcome to /out/
Now get the fuck /out/

>>998871
my gf loves to go /out/ and i just swallowed my nuts and went right up to her and talked to her.
best advice
1. 2. 3. go!

>>1001258
Keked hard

>>998905
Bring dog. Blame dog. Problem solved.

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>>1007863
OP here.
She looks high maintenance but rather independent.
She want you to make the first move all the time to keep her attention.

If you are fucking, keep fucking.
If not tell her what you want, if it doesn't happen in the next two weeks, yeah get on CL.

I have been using CL and cottaging (might be more a UK site) for men to just give me blowjobs, there's loads just willing to do it. Walk in, lay back, suck, cum and go.
I have about 5, 6 regs I can visit. Also a massus (spelt wrong I know) so a free full body massage every time.
Always get a picture, always talk a little while and ask the right questions before you meet AT their house, not yours.

>>998871
guys how do i get an /out/gf like Survival Lilly?
where to find them?

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>>1008983
You kinda find them buy not knowing who Survival Lilly is in the first place.
It's been fucking years since I went on youtube.
Just get the fuck out there and join a group of some sort.

>>1008992
>group
no. they make me cringe. plus there are only single fathers with kids and pensioners.

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>>1008994
>Not wanting to fuck an old person to death and get their money
wtf's wrong with you anon? I'v done a 56 year old. Grow the fuck up and stop being such a cunt, be the change you want to be, if there are only single fathers with kids what's you fucking point? Are you after a dady? No you are after a women. If you are not willing to listen or try then fuck off.
I'm OP again, I am a nice guy bit I hate bigotry and your narrow mindedness is what's holding you back. So either do something or just shut the fuck up.

>>1008907
Ehh, not really high maintenance. She is independent which is kinda nice. It more like she was in a shitty relationship before and I don't think she knows exactly what she want. Well, if you ask her, she knows just what she wants and I don't exactly fit that (she's 33 and I'm 27 and she thought she wanted a guy a couple years older) but she likes me and doesn't know what to do.

I fully recognize there's a 99% chance I'm going to get completely screwed by the end of this. But she's fun to hang out with and it never hurts to have a pretty girl around. But I think the most annoying thing is that one day she will talk like we're 100% just friends and I'm like "that's cool at least I can talk to other girls and shit" and then other times she says shit like "I just really want to make sure I know who you are before we go further, this stuff takes time" and can be really flirty. So wtf?

I think it has a lot to do with this dude she married and she knew him for years and he ended up turning into a piece of shit later on so she's worried that I could do something like that. Like I play "Ignorant American" a lot to fuck with her and last night I told her "We need to go party tonight! It's Cinco de Mayo and you're Mexican or something, right?" and she was furious (she's Venezuelan) until she found out I was joking. It's shit like that where she still has reservations that I'm going to turn into a terrible person once I stop trying to charm her or some shit, and it's not like that at all.

But anyway I don't have anything else going on so I guess I will keep her around until I find something better.

>>1009016

> I hate bigotry

>Bigotry: m iintolerance toward those who hold different opinions from oneself:

You are a self hating faggot

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>>1009034
Nope, I'm an open minded cunt who does what he wants and is open to thoughts and opinions. But when an anon asks and winges about getting women and then bitches and moans without even trying what people suggest, then fuck em.

>>1009033
Sounds good anon, you sound nice. Hope it works out but being with a women who was married? Your brave anon. If it doesn't turn into anything you will have a good friend. Take care of her.
So do you fuck?

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>>1009046
She married dude that she knew since she was a kid and he cheated on her and shit, we all know how that works. At least she doesn't have kids. And nah, I haven't even gotten her home which sucks. But she's not really the type to go home with dude she goes on two dates with (which sucks for me but whatever, that's why God made porn).

Shit's funny tho because basically everybody around us, like coworkers and friends, all think we are dating because we're chillin whenever we both have free time. But it's annoying because of that whole thing where she's not tryin to fall in love with somebody unless she is 100% sure they aren't going to screw her over somehow. After like our second date, when I was tryin to go in for something, she told me that she's not ready for a relationship yet and she just wants to meet different people before she makes up her mind, and that pissed me off because she was the one who kinda came on to me and flirted to start it all. Then didn't come around for like a week and when I told her I'm still down to chill she was so happy. So that was like 2 months ago maybe, and now it's like she isn't trying to meet other guys now, but really figure out who I am and spends all her time with me. But I don't even know what that means.

So she's a little crazy which is why I don't even care if this all ends horribly for me but at the same time she entertains me so I'll hang around and see what happens.

>tfw she was workin last night and texting me and sends me this pic of one of her regular customer
>this girl in the pic, she was there Wednesday when I was over there and we were talkin and joking a bit and probably coulda pulled a number but main girl is like 20' away
>GodHatesMe.jpg
>also have some black girl at this Dunkin near my house who was flirting a bit
>then Venezuelan girl is with me, we go thru Dunkin to get coffee and black girl is workin the drive thru
>Dunkin girl is workin the window and looks super disappointed
Fuck.

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>>1009058
Also that girl in the pic, the one I was talking to Wednesday, that shit was funny. My life is like a TV show sometime
>this Venezuelan girl, she works at place I deliver to which is how I originally met her
>have delivery to the place Wednesday, girl in the pic is sitting at table outside drinkin her coffee n shit
>gets up and grabs the door for me and I joke that I still have 12 more stops if she wants to follow me
>the way she answers, she would def follow me somewhere if I asked
>then asks for the free samples and I just happen to have a bunch of shit on the truck and hook it up with all this stuff
>still tryin to talk to me everytime I walk past
>doesn't realize I'm kinda chillin with girl that's right inside working the register
>then last night, Venezuelan girl is bored working late
>sees regular customer girl and probably says somethin like "be in the pic for my friend!"
>girl in pic doesn't realize pic is getting send to Bepis guy from the other day
I said something to her like "Hey! That's the girl who was sitting outside Wednesday and I gave her some free stuff!" and then I could tell she was getting jealous for a second so had to save myself like "Remember? I had all that extra stuff on the truck and she asked, I gave away free stuff to so many people who were asking me that day!" and then she was relieved lol.

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>>1009058
Unlucky, I've been on two date and we have a hotel booked (a nice fucking hotel she booked and paid for) in a local city because she has a hospital appointment the next morning. She invited me and booked a double bed. I need to brush up on my massage skills.

Women are slow creatures, they take their time, and she does have 4 years on you? and a fucking marriage.
I asked a lass out about a month ago, we went walking, she never got back to me but we see each other at another friends house, now she's asking our friend what I think of her and if I'm still single and shit. Sometimes they move to slow.
You might be suffering LUST anon, it's hard, like your dick I guess most times you are with her.
lol anon, you have just got to wait and let fate, luck, hope take its course. Dunkin girl is cute? not fat? Free food is always a winner.
jealousy is an ugly beast, should have left her there to stew a little.
Good luck anon, just stop thinking about it an it'll all work out the way it's suppose to.
I'm a Buddhist at heart so, fuck knows, it is what it is.
"The first thing a wise man knows is; that he knows nothing."

>>1009203
Lel she has 6 years on me. Like I said, she has this vision of exactly who she wants and then she tried to go for that and they were either pieces of shit or just boring typical dudes. So now she isn't exactly sure what to do.

And the lust thing is funny because it comes in waves. Like she has said a couple things that push me away and I'm like "whatever it's fun as friends and now I don't even have to stress over it" but then she is always doin a ton of stuff saying it's more than just friends but still won't 100% commit to it.

She's got that vision of some 40 year old dude whose dick don't work right and is boring as fuck but then I came around and she's rethinking it slowly I think. But most people think I'm older than I am anyway, I act like a kid in some ways but I'm nowhere near as naive as most people my age since I always chilled with people older than me. Plus she is going to hate it if she actually settles for something like that.

I gotta pull some other numbers so I can at least start talkin to girls and either get this original girl to make up her mind or get the fuck out of there and move on. That black girl at Dunkin aint bad lookin at all but she backed off a lot ever since she saw me and this other girl together a handful of times.

I would fuckin go for that other girl I seen at Venezuelan girl's work tho, I'm just not sure how well that would go over.

>>1009203
Oh and good luck with that hotel shit. I got somethin similar but confusing where this Venezuelan girl wants to go on a road trip with me and shit but she won't even spend the night at my place yet. She's still like super paranoid after shitty marriage and a few dates since then where all dudes wanted was pussy on the first night.

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>>1009216
Just fucking kiss her if you haven't already.
>get this original girl to make up her mind or get the fuck out of there and move on
Just stay there, don't lose her, keep looking.
She will either let you go or you will let her go when you are ready.
Stop thinking about it and what might happen.
I know it's hard I was there a month ago, I was also batshit insane on mercury nitrate poisoning, but thinking is over-rated. Now I'm just letting life take me and it's taking me to new areas I want to go to.
Go take some LSD-25.

Thing is with this new lass, we clicked straight away, so many things as well, computer science, nature, not wanting kids, neither of us able to have kids, shit past relations, healthy eating, hatred of humanity and religion but still open and all-encompassing of people of all backgrounds and ethical differences (until they start preaching religion, then they can just fuck off), open-mindedness to talk freely about anything and say anything to each other knowing we will not be offended even if we tell each other what we do not like about each other, there will be no fighting, we will just say what we mean/think and the other would correct what we did, or laugh and shrug it off, knowing the other would just have to live with it and laugh along.
It's fucking beautiful to find someone this in-tune with, ... myself? Just the contentment I have felt all my life is somewhat shared with her.

>>1009299
>just take some LSD
Fuck, that would be a good way to finally make up my mind on this.

I need to wait for the next time we hang out and she is in one of her optimist moods and try to push for something a little more. She's just so afraid that I'm going to change a ton and idk how to convince her that what she has seen over the past couple months is what she will get. That shit just takes time.

Also sucks that she's trying to get a new job and I work M-F while she works a ton of weekend hours at that coffee place making shit for money even though she has a master's degree. She just recently got all of her paperwork in order to do the shit in the US after being here a couple years, so once a job in nutrition comes to her that is something other than selling diet supplements, she will be much more settled and we can try to figure out where the hell this is going.

I should just get serious with the Match.com game but I'm not trying to pay $40 a month if this girl is gonna finally commit to it because I kinda like her.

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>>1009303
CraigsList anon, have you not paid any attention to this thread? Jesus Christ!
kek
But seriously though, we are on 4chan; CL maybe the best place to meet someone like minded as you. Worked for me.
Someone who has the same mindset but likes to go out.
My advert was saying I was just looking for a walking partner once or twice a week.

POF is a good site and app, it's free, just write a good profile and with good pictures, pictures make a big difference. I changed my profile picture to a better one a friend took and within two days I had 13 more "like to meets" and women actually messaging me.

>>1005688
I love this landscape where is it?

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>>1010199
53°14'56.7"N 1°49'51.7"W is pretty much where I was stood.
Cheedale we call it.
One of those cottages went for £270,000 last year.
The hole walk is just stunning, every corner the river turns.

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>>1010300
>>1005716
>>1005688
>>1001899

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>>1010301

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>>1010304
last one

>>998871
IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, LEAVE YOUR KATANA AT HOME.