What should I name this ugly ass metal detector shovel?

>>998107
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen.

He was #1.

>>998112
That's stupid. But thank you for replying

>>998116
Well, your thread is stupid.

Thanks for replying to my reply.

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Wary Dorks

>>998120
You're welcome.

Digger McDigsalot.

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>>998107
you shud name it ur new ass dildo.

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>>998107
QUERN-BITER

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>>998107
Gator's Underjaw fag here.

OP's dildo of homosexual innuendo and coindigging +2

>>998181
this. I was the "new ass dildo" but I change my vote.

>>998198
b sure to post pics of u christening it wif it's new name n purpose mmmkay anon?

Nigger Digger

Savior of Pop Tops

How do you cristen a shovel? Do I wack it against a boat or other way round?

>>998107
>stay at home sally

because she sure as shit wouldn't be coming inna with me

The Titty Trowel

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>>1000574
The Dick Pick

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MOAS = Mother Of All Shovels

>>998107
Toothless.

Autistic handiwork

>>998107
Name it 'my shovel'. Thata way when people ask what ya got there you can say "Why this here's my shovel."

Call a spade a spade.

Crack Scratcher

Diglet

>>998107
hole devastator, because with those pointy things it looks like it would devastate holes

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>>998107
L.A.S.E.R. - Low-tech Arid Soil Eradication and Removal

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>>998107
Scrappy Doo


'Cause that's all you'll find, mostly scrap and shit.

>>998107
This website (http://www.fantasynamegenerators.com/tool-nicknames.php#.WQMEm5EpDqA) has a name generator for almost everything, sadly there's only a general tool nickname section as opposed to a shovel specific one so you'll have to sort through and see if there's one that works for you. As well you could pick one of the great names the anons in this thread have suggested or not name a fucking trowel! who gives a shit?!

>>998107
How does a shovel detect metal?
Wouldn't it make false positves from its own metal?