PICK MY GEAR

microwave

A stapler

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>>995084
A belligerent Hippo.

Xbox 360

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Billy Mays

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>>995111
good luck op

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A geocache as portapotty and bodyslamming device to counter panic or boredom.

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A stuffed teletubbie

>>995084
When will you do this /out/ing? Are you gonna post pictures afterwards?

>>995084
My magnum dong

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>>995096
A microwave. Mutherfucker... and cant gf cause married and wife hates /out so i guess i will have to void this one. But thank u.

>>995109
Cannot find hippo. Will see if i can find a toy hippo maybe?

And no swingline but i do have a stapler. Will be handy if i bring a cat pic or need to fix tent

>>995114
Not going grave robbing/kidknapping

>>995176
This weekend or before if possible. Headed to walmart now for teletubbie

1. Microwave
2. Stapler
3. Xbox 360
4. Geocache (not telling u fucks the coords.)
5. Will try and find a stuffed teletubbie u crazy. Lol

>>995193
you can take the microwave in the boot of your car and hook it up to the battery. No need for a fire

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>>995193
u da man

I'm gonna lurk the heck outta this thread. /out/ needs more of this kind of thing!

>>995222
I think so. Im a fucking autist and dont realy have the means to keep a workable microwave. I really dont want to wteck the xbox since the only reason i got it was to repair and sell to buy prepper shit. But i might. Considering beating the microwave apart with a rock after shelter is done. Found a dead af tee to camo by so wood is done. Maybe i can hollow it out and make a fish or crawdad trap. Glass plate woukd be legit cookware. Cache can be a keychain. Xbox os dead weight needing protected mostly but honestly could be worse. And nobody said i need it working with controlers and games. Forgot the fucking teletubbie. Sorry guys was a rough trip out of town and everything went wrong. Will find some random toy to take in lue this time and buy a few teletubbos latter. Truky sorry telebro. Will find a way to make it up to u. A GIANT purpke monkey cones to mind.

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>>995222
Sorry. Cant find like half my shit. My stuffed teletub may be a gold trunp hat or balls deep hat for now, stapler sucks. My wife has the red swingline. Microwave is dirty af and i hear the ceramic near the magnets is bad to breathe so a rock is a horrible idea. All in all bot a bad setup and could be worse. With my bumb kbee i may set a ourpose and weight limit for added fun. (Needs to cut paracord, BUTTERKNIFE) (needs to be for drinking water A CANTEEN WITH A HOKE IN THE BOTTOM.) ETC?

>>995436
Also have 2 15amp charge packs and can hike up a short hill for shitposting. I wont let u down faggots. And i encourage you to do the same. Next will have a few unrestrictive rules and more items.

If i descide the rain is done and i can drive i may do a 5 day thread with 100 items. Have a small trailer and unlimited autism. Found an old coloring book and crayons. If i can keeo it dry and not birn it i will draw shitty offensive responses.

>>995193
>Geocache (not telling u fucks the coords.)
I'd honestly just shit in it.

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>>995493
Damn it. I cant bring myself to shit in it. And if it wasnt so close to my home i woukdnt hesitate telling yall. Trying to get someone to cover my shift so i can head /out and be covered in ticks... we will find out soon i hope. Breakfast of champians till then. Fucking diet.

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>>995155
Sorry anons. The car broke down so i didnt get out of town... Batman and Predator will have to keep me company but i will order a teletubie online just to spread the love. I may modify mine also for lols ;)

And fucking dollar general doesnt open till 8am and i have work at 7am. Neither gas station has staplers so i just grabbed a railroad spike.

Another fuck you to microwave anon. Lol. Fucking droped it and broke it so now i have to go buy a new one. Knew i should have paracord wrapped it and made a handle. Didn't consider the glass plate inside. It chiped but i dont see any cracks. Should make a good plate i guess. Still not exactly sure wtf to do with the xbox but wrap it up.

The adventure has already started. I walked my crippled ass carrying pic related like 2 miles just to stumble upon a deer poacher. In my opinion there are too many fucking deer here and im tired of hitting them at 65. I want them gone. And i do believe i recognized the guy and he is an avid hunter and always eats the meat so i dont give a fuck. He asked my whay in the fuck i was doing miles away from the nearest electric line with a fucking microwave and an xbox. I asked him wtf he was doing ina tree stand with a rifle in march. We both shook hands, turn 360 degrees, and walk away. Just so i wouldnt be bothered or shot i moved locations. Tired. Not venturing far from the truck now. Bonus though i found a large pile of cedar trees someone dozed up so i wont be choping any firewood!

And i still have to hike up a hill to get cell service. Fucking hell im building a tower. Does take the temptation away to just sit outside on my phone all day.

Pringles can is temporary geocache. Not sure what to put in it for a note so funniest paragraph wins? Will use threaded pvc like i do next week when i fix the car.

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>>995684
>He asked my whay in the fuck i was doing miles away from the nearest electric line with a fucking microwave and an xbox. I asked him wtf he was doing ina tree stand with a rifle in march. We both shook hands, turn 360 degrees, and walk away.

This is already my favorite thread and you haven't even done anything yet! No worries about the tubbie. You've already got a rough setup as it is, so it's gonna be entertaining regardless.

>>995684
>And i still have to hike up a hill to get cell service. Fucking hell im building a tower. Does take the temptation away to just sit outside on my phone all day.

rando and I know this goes against /out/ but this is a handy deal if you order it with the booster

https://www.4gcommunity.org/community-store/12-month-service-bundle-with-mobile-hotspot

Godspeed anon

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>>995694
REEEEEEE. 3 MILE WALK FOR IP BAN

Im fucking buying that $250 booster shit. Thank you. I have fucking had enough of this shit internet.

>>995689
Honestly just kinda sit here and whittled. Not really entertained by any other idea. Might try and carve travel bugs for the geocash out of wood or dig a hole. Lol. Highly considering lighting a fire in that fucking microwave.

>>995788
I feel bad for telling you to bring the microwave now ;________; sorry anon

>>995799
Lol. Nah its cool. Entertaining and a challenge. Honestly surprised it wasnt worse.

maybe it will inspire you to eat healthier

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>>995926
Shit. I was a truck driver. 3 bucks for fried cheese sticks or 9 bucks for a brown salad and rotten tomatoes...

280 lb.

Got weighed yesterday at 245. 3 new holes in my belt.

Honestly a pretty trying day tho. Out of boredom and not much phone or human contact i had time to reflect on things. Finally got sad enough i descided to check on my best friends memorial and clean it up.

Wife sent me some sort of text about a bill we cant pay that i dont think is ours. Even if it isnt it will take fighting the scammers or paying it. Being /out isnt supposed to be so stressful. Probably going to take a nap until the mosquitoes get me piss angry and head for the truck. Sorry all. Was not prepared for real life fucking me. Next time i will bring the gear and a camera or phone in airplane mode so life can fuckoff until i have to go back...

K says hi and i know he would aprove or talk me into staying. But hes not here. So i will just go home, take a shower, and get 2 hours of sleep before work... promise i will do this better next time.

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>>996070
It's all good, bro. Sometimes life isn't easy, and there isn't any shame in admitting that. The best thing you can do is to take some time to get back on your feet. I know that always helps me when I'm in a rut.