Hey /out/, just found these eggs walking around near water. What

>>990389
Eagles don't nest on the ground, man.

They appear to be goose eggs.

>>990389
Definitely goose eggs, becareful bro geese are ferocious

Guess the goose got him

If not go ose than seagul, even though the ones I saw were a touch bluer in colour.

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>>990429
>>991104
Always makes me think of this.

>>990389
Eggs don't walk, anon.
They roll.
Nice try though.

>>990389
Probably Canada's Geese.

>>990429
Don't be a pussy. I used to pluck my geese off of their nests all the time, and snatch their eggs. I'd grab'em by the neck and scoop them off the nest and that was that.

One of my neighbors had a gander who would attack me every single goddamned time I'd stop by. I'd reach down and pet it while it was attacking me, and that would cause it to waddle off in disgust.

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alright, just went back because I was thinking I wanted some goose eggs but there were two fuckers there guarding them

decided it wasnt worth the trouble

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I guess this one was the male since he was standing

man I hate canadian geese

>>991680
Geese are fucking terrible. I'd snap those long neck motherfuckers and breast them and leave the carcass at the nest. Maybe crucify one as warning to the others.

>>992089
>wanting a fucking geese hit squad to come after you

the last thing you'll hear is honkhonkhonk as you die a painful bloody death

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>>992092
It's time to remove honk