Gear

>>989270
NO.
CAMPING IS ONLY FOR THE MOST ELITE ATHLETES IN THE WORLD
AND ONLY WITH $280,000 WORTH OF GEAR, AND A WHOLE TEAM OF SUPPORT VEHICLES


AS A CITIZEN OF /OUT/ I MUST CAUTION YOU TO SUCH DANGER.

THIS IS REAL BIG BOY STUFF, KID. THE WOODS ISN'T A GAME.

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>>989282
OP, ANON IS CORRECT IN HIS ASSERTION THAT YOU WILL DIE AND KILL ALL THOSE WITH YOU IF YOU ATTEMPT THIS. YOUR PLAN IS FLAWED RIGHT FROM THE START. INAWOODS IS NO JOKE, THERE'S A BEAR IN THERE, A CHAIR AS WELL, PEOPLE WITH GAMES AND STORIES TO TELL.

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You're gonna need to carry at least 4 teletubbies with you at all times if you want to have even a small chance of surviving. Not only are they cheap, each one serves a different purpose.

Tinky Winky is a potent disinfectant. Useful for snake bites or poisonous flora.

Dipsy can purify any fresh water while also infusing it with electrolytes.

Laa-Laa works as a highly insulative ground pad or personal flotation device.

Po makes excellent tinder in wet conditions and can also be used to bludgeon small animals to death for food.

I use this rhyme to help me remember: "You're not Les Stroud's buddy unless you're totin' some tubbies."

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>>989362
Hear, hear!

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>>989270
Sleeping bag, a tarp, some cord and stakes. If you're in a wooded area, you don't even need the stakes. Hatchet and KABAR. Water. A mess kit. Some sardine tins. A compass. Know the wildlife, the route and where you are. Know land nav techniques. You don't need a solar panel. If you're set on spending money on basics, here's my bag:

Spec-Ops THE Pack (or whatever)
some bags of 550 cord
8'x10' waterproof tarp
Cammenga lensatic compass
Fiskars X11 hatchet
KABAR Short
Mexican blanket
USGI closed cell foam sleeping pad
USGI woodland camo woobie
Skillcraft 2Qt rubber canteen w/ strap & cover
Snow Peak titanium 30 oz pot w/ frying pan lid
steel multipurpose utensil
magnesium & steel fire starter
matches in a matchbox in a baggie
sunglasses / shemagh / baseball cap
finger-sized LED flashlight
silver chain, 3/4" silver Saint Benedict Medal
USGI holy bible

Remington 870 pump 12ga w/ sling and ~24 shells of slug and birdshot

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>>989384
I wouldn't bring Dipsy or Po onto a United flight anon. I don't want to see viral video of them getting dragged off the plane by their antenna while screaming and bleeding from the face.