I need to buy some new boardshorts, /out/ pls rate

Honestly to properly rate we are gonna need to see a pic of them on. One front one back and on the back let's have you in downward dog.

>>989257
All boardshorts are the same. Or atleast they were back 15 years ago when i surfed. You want one pocket. Thick enough to not ruin in a year. 3 loop cinchwith good rivets. Length is up to you actually now that i am an old man i prefer the gay ass 8 inch.

But your shorts aint gonna make you surf better, grom.

>>989343
>But your shorts aint gonna make you surf better, grom
Joke's on you senpai, I don't even surf. I just spend lots of time chilling and swimming in the ocean.

Other than that I have got to agree with you desu. As I'm getting older I start to levitate towards shorter shorts. 8 in is still too short for me though ain't that gay neither that old yet. ;_;

>>989257
>>>/fa/

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>>989257
>wanting leeches to swim up your dick
anon pls

>>989425
Buy speedos then squid

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>>989480
an anti tick condom works for leeches as well but it still leaves your buttoal unprotected

>>989473
>Going to an actual fag board
>Ever

>>989480
Weeww la

>>989494
>speedos
Ain't no brazilian in Copacabana, son.

>>989425
>I don't even surf. I just spend lots of time chilling and swimming in the ocean.
This isn't something to brag about, it's something to be deeply ashamed of.

>>989500
/fit/ has just the thing, ask them for a good place to by a squat plug

>>989501
Speedos ain't nothing to be ashamed of. They do a job.

Back in the day when i surfed i spent 2 summers as county beach patrol. Real life gaurds. Our little orange trunks were just shells we wore speedos underneath. And speedos only during training.

But i was 18 back then. No one wants to see my fat 37 year old ass doing run swim runs in a speedo now.

>>989593
>This isn't something to brag about, it's something to be deeply ashamed of.
I wasn't bragging but why should I be ashamed of it?