Best locales? I'll start.
>ive lived homeless in woods of seattle wa, Alberta, parts of ontario, ect. By choice obviously
>best homeless living stories?
>pic unrelated.
the old one still has 150 posts until its bump limit, retard >>977843
But this is for homelessness only
>>986107
don't make more threads you hipster wannabe hobo. nobody need 3 these turds circling the drain.
>>986201
I chose to be homeless for a good reason. People like you guts are all over the place in real life im so hlad i live here in my tent
>circling the drain
>Im a manager at mcdonalds
I bet you dont even have a job.
>>986110
>>986201
>complains about the quality of the board
...meanwhile on /out/ >>956638
>>986270
>other people make shitty threads so i can too
>>986270
There is only one whistling thread
That is plenty
There was only one homeless thread
That was plenty
Fuck you OP use your goddamn eyes and post in the relevant thread you fucking piece of shit
>>986382
hide the fucking thread then bitch boi
>>986384
No, youre a fucking idiot who cant understand basic imageboards. Fuck you and the boat you rode in on faggot. Delete this shit thread and go post in the real homeless general you god damned retard.
ITT
>OP makes duplicate thread
>anons say go the established thread
>OP cries and cries and bitches and moans that he made a mistake
>OP gets angry because caveman brain cant comprehend duplicate threads
>everyone calls him a faggot
Wait, you're homeless?
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHahahhaHAHahhHAHahhaHAHAHAHhahHAHAHHAHHAHhahahahahahaha
Fucking laughing my ass off. Quit being a life fuck up anon, jesus christ
>>986389
>>986391
>>986398
preppy richfag stuck up faggots get buttblasted over a 4chan thread. I wonder how they would fare on the streets
>>986405
Good lord you are a baby bottom bitch arent you? Cry moar you whiny little fairy fucking faggot.
>>986107
How long have you been homeless in woods OP? Where do you get $
>>986416
Dont encourage this faggot
>>986405
Why would I live on the streets you assmad fuckup? I did what I'm supposed to do: get a job, pay my rent like I'm not 8, and not be a homeless piece of shit. Don't prance on the internet because you want attention for eating garbage all day.
How is it you have a phone? Shouldn't you be using that bill money to get your nightly steel reserve?
>>986441
Because some people like to live the wild life. Besides some just go hobo in the woods, kind of like indefinitely camping and hunting. It sounds fun.
>>986412
i'm not crying I'm laughing at you whiny bitches
>>986441
reading comprehension dimwit
>be suburban white 20 something
>lie about being formerly homeless in order create a duplicate thread on a low traffic, obscure mongolian horse trading website
>watch as 5 or 6 dudes freak out
>>986217
>manager at mcdonalds
>not circling the drain
>mfw
i worked at mcdonalds for 2 years in college. then i put on my big boy pants. it's not a career, you useless sack of shit.
>>986457
You are crying. Crying because of how retarded you are. Too retarded to use an imageboard.
>>986488
oh wah someone posted two of the same thread in my safe space. here's an idea fairy kid, take a look around this shitty board and go bitch in all the other terrible threads. let them know THEY are ruining /out/. ...either that or just hide the fucking thread and move on with your pathetic excuse for an existence. dbag
>>986827
kill yourself my man
>samefag making these homeless generals separate from our normal Shitpost general
Either trying to make us look bad (as if we don't do a good enough job in our own thread?) or he's a genuinely retarded crustpunk fresh out of Seattle/Portland
Btw if the latter is the case we should meet up and discuss homeless things :^)
>>986827
>go bitch in all the other terrible threads. let them know THEY are ruining /out/.
i do. check and mate, faggot.
>>986107
>>986830
>>986864
what gets me is any time someone genuinely needs advice on what to do if they're stuck out they're are always pointed to the homeless thread. that thread isn't helpful for what's a good base layer, or what is essential, et cetera
>>986889
Pretty sure we help when/where we can
>base layer
Millsup silks
>essential
Nothing is 'essential', but backpack/boots/sleeping bag help a lot. Essential is different for everyone. I went without a sleeping pad the first few years while homeless. I often go without a second tarp(first one goes on the ground) or tent to make a real shelter out of. Someone who isn't comfortable sleeping in a businesses doorway might consider a tent or tarp an 'essential'. I know a guy who always travels around with just a bible. Essential is hard to define.
>>986107
haha where around ontario? lots of nice spots to stay
>>986889
What? Go there and ask. These dudes live outside. What more do you want?
This is why we can't have nice things.
>>986995
>>977843
>Come one come all to the dirtiest thread on /out/ Ask all questions pertaining to homelessness, vagabonding, dirtbagging, hitch hiking, train riding and rape ganging! We support your degeneracy! Feel lost no more, get your free dose of Stockholm Syndrome here! Shitposts galore in the NEW /hgt/
a homeless person made this thread? yeah fucking right. it isn't funny its sad.
stay classy /out/
>>987079
youre a fuckin idiot
>>987116
if you say so nigger
>>987079
>stay classy /out/
/out/ is a diverse board
We tolerate them here, as long as they stay in their thread
>>987079
>newfag
The bum with rape bus makes these threads to ensure a fresh supply of victims
>>987161
We all say so you fuckin idiot
>>987168
Fuck that. Why aren't we burying their bodies in the forest instead? At least then they'll be somewhat productive. I bet a thistle would grow 6 feet on flesh fertilized ground.
Hitching to Portland right now to start my homeless career. Wish me good fortune and dumpster tendies
>>986107
Need to pass the border to canada without papers any ideas?
>>987615
Tell them you are a 14 yearold Syrian. If they don't believe you, rape the border patrol agent until they do
>>987615
Swim there.
>>987615
freight train? I've met some people who've claimed to have crossed the border that way
>>987615
Ride a bear. The guards won't get near you if you're riding a grizzly.
>>987615
Speak Spanish, seems to be working these days.
>>986405
You fucking bum, get a job
>>986446
>Because some people like to live the wild life.
While staying connected to social media?
lol "wild" indeed.