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What to do if you're bored out on the sea?
wait for a storm. it will be great
Punch a hole in the hull, it'll keep you busy
Read
Read
Fish
Sail
Embracing the boredom and painting a while later
Masturbate
Fap
>>977638
Idk how this hasn't been mentioned yet.
Buttsex.
The entire Navy is gay and there is a reason for that.
>>977638
If you are bored it literally means you have nothing to do or occupy your mind. You don't have books you want to read, people to talk to, fishing to do, etc. You just fucking suck and have no imagination.
Only children get bored and only because adults impose rules on them that prevents them from doing what they want to do. Adults (not manchildren) don't get bored, they go do things they want to do.
>>977662
>tying a knot on your wang before fapping
Dude, you are some kind of pervert!
I've gotta try this!
>>977688
>reason for
Yeah, the Navy is too straight to be Air Force.
Play cards with shipmates
Try to fuck shipmates
Smoke weed with shipmates
>>977638
> not bringing a Cabin Boy for reasons
You don't have boat.
>>977691
Lol sure ok. Adults can be bored, they just do things that are boring.
>>977691
>sitting onnaboat
>read all books, fished 1000x
>man i'm bored
>anon shouts from shore
>FUCK YOU MANCHILD FAGGOT ONLY KIDS GET BORED BECAUSE OF RULES YA BIIIITCH
If you don't regularly sing sea shanties with your crew then you're doing it wrong.
Kill a whale
>>977816
>jap detected
Put down the mouse/phn and go clean up Fuckyou Shima.
>>977798
Look up a sea shanty play list on youtube guys, they're unreal, I'm dying to learn some.
OP I've never been bored at sea, there's too much to do.
When sailing you're trimming the sails (obvs) and following your course. Then of course making notes in the log every 15 mins.
Making endless lists of jobs to do on the boat.
Deciding that this year you'll eventually change all the lines.
Wondering "hey, what's we have for dinner?"
Prepping dinner.
Etc etc
If you're bored you need to get off reddit and 4chan for a month and reset your mind to not be short attention spanned
>>977732
Works better if its around your neck, get that whole auto-erotic asphyxiation thing going.
>>978218
>Look up a sea shanty play list on youtube guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ju_10NkGY
>>978307
That was a terrible choice of shanty
>>978253
Ah. The Caradine knot.
>>979013
^This guy gets it.