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Been thinking about running away from it all for a while. Not like committing suicide, I mean actually running away from everything. I want to run in a random direction, live in the forest and not be found for years. Any tips on how to just disappear and not be found again? Also, woodland survival tips (North American ones) are extremely helpful, e.g. what should I bring with me, easy to make shelters are all helpful. I know you guys are smart ;) Take note I also live in a part of Canada that is not warm all year round. I know exactly where to go. I just need the tips.
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>>974489
>ohlookitsthisthreadagain.png
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>>974489
>poor me
>posts ant thumbnail of turtle
You will also die, anon.
Someday, anon, someday.
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>974516
oh hey its this dude again.jpeg
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>>974489
Besides your Internet research, do as many small to progressively longer camp outs that your current position as a member of society allows. There's nothing like experience to temper yourself for full retardhood.
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>>974489
The first time I came on this board (about 4 years ago) this same kind of post was on.
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>>974489
I'm not doing this again. If you haven't lurked long enough to have seen this thread a dozen times already, you don't deserve the help.
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>>974489
tl;dr adolescent fantasy
You're a fucking loser, op
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>>974521
That's a tortoise
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>>974815
But if it's not just a fantasy then he'll be the winner and you the loser.
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>>974822
Like I gaf over op's stupid turtle sandwich unrelated?
Op's a pussy.
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This used to be nice board. :'-(
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>>975004
Well until people stop throwing tortoises in ponds thinking they are fucking turtles I'll keep on correcting them.
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>>975044
>tjw detected
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>>975784
Hell yeah I am, I used to own one of those cute little idiots, it kills me when I see these retards throwing them into ponds and lakes knowing that it'll literally kill them.
Pic related, That's Albert
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>>974965
Here's your (You)
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>>975044
I do this!
I like to scream, "FLY, BIRDIE, FLY!!!".
And then... plop...
Very anticlimactic.
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>>976472
I know you are probably just trolling but still fuck you.
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>>974489
Did it, would recomend. 3000 miles away from home killed facebook and got a new phone.
Will say this its not all sunshine and rambows
be prepared to have like 0 support for anything.
My hut btw
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>whatisintothewild
Have fun starving to death in the Alaskan wilderness
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