Adventure Time

>>968457
If that's you in the pic, you look way too high-maintenance for the type of traveling anyone who would take several months off to travel could handle. Those of us who do travel long-term don't stay in hotels and go out to eat, you need to be able to handle creek bathing, roadside camping and hitching. But if it's your first time doing that, you're probably right to not want to go alone.

I don't snapchat, but I'm going to be traveling the rest of the year, starting in a few weeks. I'd be happy to answer any questions or whatever.

>>968457
y-you too

Meltmyface

I live in georgia!

julerex12

I'm in B.C.

>>968523
Julesrex12
I'm also not so bright.

>>968457
Hi stacie, ( or should i say m'lady ;)
i dont have a snapchat, (because all of the normies use it for getting attentiion by doing frivolous "filters" on dumb selfies and is far below what I would call "entertainment", (I do have a kik though.....))

I dont like bungee jumping, but theres lots i can show you.
I can show you how to baton and set up snares and traps and how to use a ferro rod.
we can also go get 5.11 gear (tactical brand) because its the most durable and strong gear you can get.

I promise to treat you with the upmost respect and protect you with my 10 oz bear spray and karambit (im really good) and I will never strip down below my long john silvers.
Also ignore the comments you do not look retarted, you are such an angel :)

Please respond

>>968532
cant tell if "faggot" bait or not

Obviously fake, but where to find a real cu/out/ie?

>>968457
gfix95
Live in VA and work part time as a guide for Outdoor Adventure Experiences, a privately owned small business that guides rockclimbing/caving/rafting/kayaking.. that sort of thing. I never check my snap though so give me a couple days. basically if youre real Im the absolutely best bet at making any of your dreams here come true lmao

no timestamp = penis

>>968549
Clearly bait. No one uses m'lady or a krambit unironically.

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>>968457

Sorry don't no y pic got rotated

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>>968457
There are no girls on the internet though.

>That angle + that hairstyle + that already large forehead

God damn you could land a plane on that.

>>968695
That's /b.

We can't say tits or gtfo here or mods will ban us.

>>968705
I'm still skeptical. OP is probably a middle aged balding man who drives a Prius and wears turtle-necks.

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>>968457
i like knifes

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>>968707
Well never mind! Reverse image search says this is legit. I also found pic related somehow.

>>968592

Tell us why you took the time to make her right eye larger.

>>968457
>I want to spend months out in the woods with a stranger from 4chan

Brilliant plan there

>>968718
no some girls have this, my girlfriend does but I can only tell when I look at her in the mirror (inb4 my own girlfirend). She's still mad cute though so idgaf

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>>968727
>>968457
this, the normies on this site are too busy to do that and the neets that don't want to kill you like me are way to skeptical. good luck dough

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>>968718
Symmetry is wrong

>>968718
She's cute, stfu
>would marry/10

>>968491
Spbp

>>968532
your traps won't catch anything if you don't use better bait