Can we have a Dick appreciation thread?
Dick's has reasonable prices and for a large national chain I find their staff to be very knowledgeable.
You may pleasure yourself by sucking my cock. That would be dick appreciation in my book.
>>963072
I don't know dick.
>>962946
I love this MAn. I watch Alone almost yearly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYJKd0rkKss
Get Comfy /out/
Based Dick. Does anybody have those links to the full lenght documentaries?
>>963072
Most people on this board really enjoy Dick, but there's a certain small group that tried to turn Dick into a political icon so it became really hard to have good threads about Dick.
As a woodworker and home builder, i believe i could replicate his life.
Is it still possible to homestead a lake in alaska?
>>963172
Is there more than one?
>>962946
if you're into this style. watch Happy People : A year in the Taiga. it's on netflix streaming. 10/10 honestly
>>963619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1pOjj49d9Y
it's about a dude/family/village who are self-sustaining in the Siberian wilderness
>>963620
>self-sustaining
Not quite, but pretty close anyway.
Fucking great film.
>>963072
Most people grow out of hero worship
>>963073
>meaning, i love dick
You just outed yourself, fag.
>>962952
Dick's.
It's more than a name, it's an attitude.
>>963665
Says the disgusting breeder
>>963338
You can homestead anywhere, but if you're asking if you can still just go to Alaska and get free land, no.
>>963338
You can still buy relatively cheap land in Alaska, just be really diligent and check it out before you buy. A lot of it is swamp land that would either be useless or very expensive to build on.
>>963845
>disgusting breeder
Is this a meme?
>>963983
No just a painful reality for some.
The two things i would change in my life would be going to a less prestigious school for college and not having kids.
Save your money kids, no one gives a fuck where you went to college except sluts on tinder.
>>963981
>relatively cheap
How cheap is cheap?
I want to be near good fishing and hunting .
Like walking distance
TFW PBS shows this but stops every 10 minutes to beg for money
>>964072
>and not having kids
shitbag father detected
>>964655
I would be a great father if i could see my kids regularly. Ex wife keeps moving cities because the grass is always greener.
Takes me forever to find a job in my field near her new home, finally get one, settle into a routine, kids get used to seeing me and start to love me again...time to move.
Guess who pays for all the moving trucks?
I love my kids but this life is miserable.
>>962946
I like dick, no homo.
>>964797
Your problem is not having kids but having kids with a shitty wife. I say, you get rid of the wife and if you are not caught, life will become good.
>>963607
There are two I think, there was a Google docs link which had them but I lost the link, or it died.
>>964963
Does anyone have this?
>>964958
They are all shitty after 35 anon.
By 45 you are saddled with a fat angry earth mama
>>963607
There's two, the second one is just stuff that didn't make the first cut. B-roll if you will. It's not bad, but it doesn't really add anything. Apparently there's still enough footage for a third installment, Dick filmed himself doing EVERYTHING.
>>967015
This guy is right but however its all worth seeing, very comfy.
Sometimes after a long night at the bar I would get some Dick's, go home, wrap myself in a blanket and watch Dick.
Comfy as fuck.
>>967044
>>964599
right
and they've been showing it for how many years now?
time to fund a continuation of his ideas to generate some new content
>>964599
Those begging idoits need to stop now because youtube is killing them
>>962946
It felt good to be back in a Dick thread again, where everything seemed at peace.
>>967075
hello seattle bro
>>968358
I see what you did there and I like it
>>968360
Formerly, now an Alaska bro.
>>967044
Nothing like gorging yourself on a bag of Dick's
>>963098
that voice over was nice to listen to then i heard his real voice fuck that shit still haunts me.
http://fmovies.to/film/alone-in-the-wilderness.xr1kv/z19n6w
heres a link that works for the first documentary
>>969540
Where did you hear his voice?
>>963098
wouldn't it be great if a bunch of us pooled funds, bought a great place by a lake in montana or something and went out and built a cabin with hand tools one summer or something? I've started a little bit of a hand tool collection. Found a place that also supplies those larger auger bits dick uses. One day I tell you...
>Live in the United Cuckdom
>All the land privately owned by foreign billionaires who think its just so cool to have hundreds of acres and a castle
>>971180
Come to canada
>>967075
Overrated. The fries are as limp and greasy as my dick.
>>973781
are you a little bitch?