How do you make coffee out in the vast expanses of /out?

>>962680
I don't.

Nature is stimulating enough.

Starbucks Via, Swiss Miss cocoa.
/thread

>>962686

OK, fair enough. Well, if you've never tried to make old skool (like grandma's mom used to make) coffee with triple-boil when it's chilly and the Sun is rising, you're missing out. IMO.

>>962680
Instant because too much dicking around otherwise.

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>>962688
Plus pic related.

>>962680
I dip it.

>>962680
French press.

First, I put the leaves into the hot water. Then it's tea.

>>962680

>grind beans
>put 1tbsp of grounds in cheap coffee filter
>tie the thing up with string like a teabag
>add to hot water

make a few of them and you're set for a few days

>>962745

Hey, nice idea! Thanks anon.

>>962680
just chew the beans

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>>962723
This

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>>962680

>>962680
Bring a few sturdy filters and a lightweight funnel with me.

Really nothing quite like climbing out of my tent before sunrise on a cool morning in the mountains and brewing a cup of coffee so that I can sit in a spot with a good view and watch the sun come up.

Aeropress if i am up for it.
Instant international celebrate the moments of your life coffee if i cant be bothered.

>>962752
Only works for espresso beans. Coffee beans taste like ass. They need to be roasted hard for them to be tasty.

>>962799
yeah i meant roasted. nicely roasted good quality beans taste amazing in themselves. altho i like them better dipped in dark chocolate.

>>962706
Instant coffee with hot coco mix for the old lady. Instant coffee with a shot of spiced rum for me.

Maxim instant coffee. Its korean, comes in little single packs.

Seriously it's bangin.

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Either of these two work fine for me.
No extra equipment needed.

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Instant or bust. Also don't forget your teas, cocoas, and various soup packets! Sometimes a savoury drink of broth or bouillon hits the spot better than any of that other stuff.

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>>962757

>>962680
Get a fucking French Press and a Tea Kettle.
Boil water. Grounds in press. Add water. Press. Coffee.
I hope you were interested and not actually just confused on how its done.

>>962900
How the hell are you supposed to take all that backpacking?

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>>962924

>>962757
These are great! Takes very little fire and time to get it to run through. It's fairly small and lightweight. Gets ALL the good stuff out of the grounds. Got mine (Italian with a little chef guy on it) for $8 at a salvage store.

>>962937
I'm in Canada and we have no Colombian Mexicans, I do some backpacking in the states but Trump is deporting all the Colombian Mexicans I would need to hire as porters.

>tfw Trump has taken away my back country french press

>>963068
WTF I hate Trump now

Make Coffee Great Again

But seriously just get some high end instant coffee unless you are car camping. It's fast, light and there is less clean up. The taste is not as good as pressed coffee but when you have been hauling gear and sleeping on the ground it's hardly noticeable.

>>962937
Juan Valdez is the master of instant coffee.

>>962680
I carry a big bag of instant coffee for the mornings, when it's early I don't care about flavor so much as I do about caffeine.

For tea, I carry a ziplock bag with a mix of teabags in there and I just choose at random like a savage

>>962878
>Folgers
What a shit coffee.

>ControlF
>No aeropress
Are you guy even

>>962792
Read
>>963238

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ive shared this a few times its my go to.


>>963238
although i have an aeropress that i use all the time and never once thought about taking it out.

which i am now going to do.

I usually just smoke meth instead when I'm out, it's less effort and I find it's better at waking me up in a morning

>>962680

Cold brew pitcher in the fridge ready to rock the moment I get up. Drink a 4-6 oz glass of that every morning as I head out the door.

>>963291
i do that during the normal week but i dont know if i would want to carry that around while out

>>963276
I am the opposite, i bought mine for /out/ but now use it /in/

>>962900

Not sure if real. In case you are, yeah man I have all this /in, like 6 different coffee making things for different kinds of coffee, I measure temperature and weigh water and beans etc. inb4 coffee autism

The question how to best approximate this while /out.

This thread has very good tips which is what I was after.

1. Boil water
2. Throw coffee grounds in
3. Stir until it's blacker then Kenya
4. Pour
5. Add milk and sugar if you want.

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>>962680
This thing makes pretty decent espresso.

>>963355
He needs another arm

>>962680
With bourbon. Mostly bourbon. It's pretty much all liqour.

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>>963357
can't unsee

>>963353
cowboy coffee ftw

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>>962680
It depends on what I've taken with me. Pretty much my whole life I used pic related, an old percolator and just place that over the fire. It takes forever to do this - expect 15-20 minutes to get a decent fire / coals, then another 15-20 minutes to boil the water and get coffee done enough, but it's a nice payoff once you finally get the cupajoe.

Now I have a jetboil with the french press accessory, which makes coffee making a dream, can get a fresh cup in about 5 minutes all while sitting in the hammock. I definitely prefer this way but it's fun to go back to the percolator once in a while.

>>963396

I have that exact perculator. The glass thingy on top fell out though and I can't find a replacement.

>>963396

That's Japanese tea ceremony level coffee making. Respect.

>>963400
I got you homie
https://www.amazon.com/Fitz-All-Replacement-Percolator-Top-Small/dp/B000QOM6KC

>>963401
It definitely feels like a ceremony when winter camping.

>>963396
I second this, though it's too bulky and heavy for me on multi-day backpacking trips. I only use mine while car camping.

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Boil water in a pot, add a good amount of coffee, give it a quick boil, remove from fire and let the grounds settle.

>>962821
>maxim
>bangin


what state are you in?

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>>963470
A state of gayness

>>963473

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>>962680
1. heat water.
2. Pour in instant coffee single serve packet.

Or cowboy coffee, but instant is the most convenient.

>>962709
Goldschlager? Tell me about your sorority.

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>>962709
>>963511
>goldschäger
>not drinking peppermint schnapps

>>962709
>Not drinking Goldschlager out of a phallic-shaped flask

Fucking casual.

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>>962688
>>962821
>>962872
>>962878
>>963276
>>963351
>>963510
>>963510
>paying an 350% premium to have to carry extra garbage the entire trip
holy shit you are all fucking retarded. pic related is $4 for 2 oz. and just as good, if not better, than via. just dump some in a ziploc bag and you're good to go.

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>>963522
bruh the Folgers packets are smaller'n bunny dicks. you could keep them in your wallet if you wanted too

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>>963522
Checked.
& this actually isn't awful.

Best camping coffee.

First, go to a decent cafe and ask them to grind some beans from you. Coffee tastes GODLIKE when freshly ground, and a few weeks from roasted. Ask them for a coarse grind, not espresso grind!

That ground coffee is fresh for a few days, then starts to decline into staleness - if you can seal it airtight, that's an even better bonus. You'll want 18g coffee for 200ml water

You don't need a French press or aeropress, or any kind of filter. If you do it right, you'll get a mug of campfire coffee with absolutely no grounds.

01 Boil water in whatever, then set aside off the heat. Maybe let it cool a minute or two.

02 Sprinkle coffee in, stir, 3 mins.

03 This is the important part. Drop roughly a tablespoon or two cold water, lightly dropped over that hot coffee broth. Wait 30s.

04 All of that coffee grind will have sunk, all of it. You can either drink right from that broth and leave the last bit, or decant it into a mug(s)

Stale coffee, instant coffee is fucking disgusting and I literally detest people who say they like it. You deserve better than that. Do this and you will be sitting in your forestry domain and you will feel like a fucking god.

Source; I'm a barista, my cheeks hurt for a living.

>>963713
i'm aware of their size, but that doesn't change the fact that a) they're 3x or more as expensive by weight as a jar instant, and b) their coffee:garbage ratio is 1:1.

i used to carry them, until i actually did the math.

>>963726
>Source; I'm a barista
>bragging about being a professional coffee bitch
how's the weather in portland right now, faggot?

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>>963731
You think I'm bragging? That's sad.

>>963731
I don't think you understand how an informative narrative is formed. When he says "coffee is GODLIKE when freshly ground," or " instant coffee is fucking disgusting," that's an appeal to pathos. When he gives detailed instructions like "18mg," "200mL," "3 min," etc, that's an appeal to logos. When he mentions that he is a barista, that's his appeal to ethos.
Having all 3, logos, ethos, and pathos, is what makes a quality post. It's what we want more of. Insulting his job and trying to sound witty by remembering that Starbucks comes from the US PacNW just makes you another useless shitposter.

>>963755
KABOOM

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>>963755
Wut about Lagos?

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>>963741
>thinking that being trained to push a button on a machine then pour in some milk and caramel makes you an expert on coffee
>i'm the sad one
>mfw

>>963755
starbucks is from seattle you fuckwit, which everybody knows is overplayed, and now all the real pretentious tools have moved south to portland.

>>963731
Please try not to be such a gaping asshole. The cold water bit in his post was interesting.

Most important you should always be extra kind to the people that handle your food and drink.

>>963418

Thank you so much for this.

>>963800
>you should always be extra kind to the people that handle your food and drink
>thinking i pay $4 a cup for something i can accomplish at home for a tenth the price
that faggot can spit in whoever's coffee he wants. 100% it won't be mine.

and there's nothing new in his post. i know a guy who was doing that as a wildland ff 30 years ago.

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Vietnamese coffee makers paired with Nguyen grounds tastes amazing and its very small compared to a press.

>>963726
7 cents of tasters choice and some sugar is better

>>963822
>i dont do this so you shouldn't either.

i happen to enjoy my grande iced Jamaica blue mountain in a vente cup, extra ice, five grams over, two pump classic sweeter.


and the cold water bit was new to me.

>>964027
>paying premium for blue mountain
>diluting it with ice
>adding sweetener
nigga you'd best be trolling

Put water into metal cup.
Put cup on fire or stove.
Boil water.
Take off fire or stove.
Add two teaspoons of coffee.
Let that shit soak.
Tap cup on something hard.
Grounds settle to bottom.
Stop drinking before you encounter grounds.
Rinse out cup.

Take some good Peet's holiday blend throw it in a pot and boil it for a few min. Then pour into a mug, wait a min if you want the grains to settle.

>>962954
> little chef on it
probably Bialetti, I have one as well and wouldn't want to miss it in the morning

>>963355


Ignore everybody except this guy.

If you need anything besides a cup to make coffee you're not really /out, you re just larping as an /outist.

>>963198
what a shit anon >:|

https://youtu.be/rBDWKOONdto

>>964525

Yes, def a Bialetti.

Check the rubber rings periodically. If they get too old, they get brittle. And then they just kind of melt into the steel grooves and not even can get it out! New ones are cheap and you should change them occasionally.

mfw scraping off all of the rubberized shit with tiny screwdrivers

>>964701
If the rubber ring sticks to the metal, it usually means that you are boiling your coffe. To avoid that, make sure to completely remove the coffe maker from the heat source as soon as it starts to "make noise". That noise means that the water level in the reservoir cannot reach the noozle, and air/water vapour is passing through so, you will not get more coffe. No water in the reservoir to dissipate the heat also means that it will start to increase its temperature unchecked, what causes the rubber seal to stick to the metal.

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>>962680
I've always lusted over pic related. But who can justify 450$ for a coffe maker?

>>965460
That is what I do... when it is done I remove it. The rings/seals need to be replaced from time to time no matter what you do, since they wear down.

>>965475
They certainly do need replacing, but they easily last 5 years or more for me, that is why I thought that maybe it was a burnt coffe issue. Non native english speaker here so, I may have missunterstood.

Several tablespoons of instant in my thermos with a couple shots of whiskey

>>965492
No worries anon, I'm a non-native English speaker too. Cheers.

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this shit saves my life on those really cold mornings, only downside is it doesnt mix well cold G7 3-in-1

>>962680
I hope I'm not the only one who read this in Rocket's voice.

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>>963068
>we have no Colombian Mexicans
>Trump is deporting all the Colombian Mexicans
>Colombian Mexicans
fuck you, illiterate cunt

>>963351
>not carrying Juan Valdez master race coffee

>>963353
>adding sugar to coffee
its like pouring water on wine or beer
absolutely haram

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>>966213
yea for real...

you should be using coffee mate.

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>>966210
>north americas best americas
>stay mad

>>966220
>>966213

I have a friend who adds half cup of creamer and 3-4 packets of sugar for every 3/4 cups coffee.
Some people man...

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>>966221
Mexico is North America fuckface

>>966925
Sorry but Greenland is not North America.

>>962719
French Presses are the best. I use a kettle with mine when I'm at home.

>>966954
Answering to self, wröng. Geographically it is, politically not.

>>966970
Even Iceland is half on the North American continental shelf, and it's the more populated half.

I don't really think of Mexico as North American though, geography aside, it belongs in a central American category.

Dried sword fern tubers.

>>967004
go on...

I don't. Drinking too much coffee give me the runs and I try to not shit in the woods as much as possible

>Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Probably not, because it is very uncomfortable

>>962680
>Have some instant coffee in a small ziplock bag
>Have some sugar in a small ziplock bag
>Have either a small waterbottle or a hotel complimentary milk sache in a small ziplock bag
>Put ziplock bags into a jar or container of some sort
>Should take up very little space
>I like to shove them in a small waterright container I got for $2 at a store somewhere

Takes up almost no room at all and its cheap as shit. Extra points if you have little 1 serves of either sugar or instant coffee like me, because I grab a handful when I stay at hotels.

>>967116
>shitting in the woods is very uncomfortable
either you're doing it wrong, or you have my deepest sympathies, because imo shitting in the woods is one of the greatest primal pleasures

>>962680
Put powdered coffee in water
Drop hot rock into water
Serve

>>962680
I don't. Caffeine pills are my joy.

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>>963763
No anon, he said Legos
>When he gives detailed instructions like "18mg," "200mL," "3 min," etc, that's an appeal to legos.
See when you appeal you Legos it shows how logical you are because of the way the instructions are printed.

I just smoke meth instead.

>>967308
This. That said it's not comfortable to be shitting too hard or too much. A nice solid shit as the day is just beginning though? That's a feeling that can't be beat.

>>968502
>tfw all my schidts happen in the middle of the night and I have to get out of bed

>>966210
You don't understand the joke huh.

The narrative here is that all Spanish speaking people's are Mexican

>/out/
>not exclusively drinking tea from gathered natural resources

>not saving time and space w/ caffiene pills

>>962757

Beat me to it.

>>963455
Yes because the first thing I want in the morning is some kok in my mouth

fill pot with water
boil water
throw in handful of grounds
add sugar
dip yer fuckin mug in and enjoy
grounds and all
>filters are for pussies

>>977726
>sugar
>not filtering though sock you just took off

Fag.

cold brewing. You don't need to boil it

Caffeine pills

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>>977867
>wake up in the morning
>it's 20 degrees
>how about a cold cup of coffee to jumpstart the day?
>mfw

>>978186
>not doing a drinkable wim hof

>>966213
Don't ever go to Turkey

>>963713
holy fuck folger's crystals is still i thing?

i thought that meme died in the 90s

>>978254
the best - paaaaart of wa-kin' up....

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>>962680

Yep... instant coffee. I like coffee very strong and these little packets are the easiest way to make it without tons of grounds, a percolator, filters, the right temp fire, etc. It tastes decent too, especially with evaporated milk and sugar.

>>963713

the nice thing about packets is each one stays fresh, unlike a big jar of instant coffee.

important to buy COLOMBIAN though if you want OK tasting coffee.

>>978256
...is soldiers in your cup!

Instant coffee is apparently a big thing in South America because they export all the good stuff.

>make a bowl out of wood
>pick up water and put it inside the bowl
>make fier
>throw stones in fier
>when stones hot from fier pick hot stones up and put them inside the bowl with the water
>also put coffee in

>>979098
id do this if it weren't for the ash

duck eggs are better

>>962680
Moka pot works well outdoors.
It's a billion times better than a traditional peculator that boils coffee and utterly ruins it.

>>962680
Coffee grounds in a teabag

>>962709
>goldschlager
i'm assuming you chase it with a sip of cock