Smallest Survival Kit W/O Backpack!!!

you could probably manage it if you have a shitfuckton of pockets and some serious dosh to throw at a sleep system that packs down small enough to fit.

My wallet, I can survive.

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>>957085
Coat converts to tent, sleeping bag, etc.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3641622/Young-designer-launches-clothing-collection-refugees-including-coats-convert-TENTS-sleeping-bags-flotation-devices.html?ITO=1490

>>957490
Didn't she know shelter half ponchos already exist?

>>957085
why does it bother me so much when prissy bitches wear woodland

>>957500
Since you asked, it's because you're insecure about your lack of education and cultural sophistication. Playing the woodsman role is how you feel better about being a hick. When your socioeconomic betters latch onto the same meme, you feel threatened.

>>957500
There's every chance she'd slap your shit and you'd be too afraid to do anything too.

>>957504
Found the prissy bitch

>>957497
From the pictures, it seems a bit more sophistocated than that, but point taken.

I was never in the military. Do they actually use shelter half ponchos these days?

Sol thermal bivy
Bic lighter
Small knife
Emergency rations
All stuffed inside a Nalgene bottle (might need the 1.5L bottle to fit.

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>>957100
This tbqhwy